Archived threads in /out/ - Outdoors - 90. page

>>1041056
>lady tries to make a joke
>doctor (presumably male) turns it back on her and makes a joke out of her joke
>women btfo how will they ever recover

The real joke is golf tho.

Isn't golf just out for people who don't go out to say they went out?

>>1040653
I would say if you are a social person, and are interested in the idea if this being a way you can meet new people, you should look into groups who go camping together. Maybe even connect with people on here who are vaguely in your area. Having someone reminding you of the upcoming camp is always good motivation.

If you prefer to solo camp, research some good sites and think about how awesome it will be to go check them out. If the lifestyle is really for you, you should be chomping at the bit to get out there, and once you go, those places will always be calling you back.

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Yea I actually enjoy going outdoors but these days I'm alone and my brother is half way across the country so me going camping will be me alone out there..

>>1040662
get a doggo

>>1040314
Certainly better than what I can get out of mine (which is nothing at all).

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If you're not shitposting then yes that's actually pretty good. Are you using a sluice or just hand panning?

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>>1040314
where are you?

How are we overpopulated?

>>1040261

If you have to ask this question, please, Kill yourself

>>1040257
Hunter-gatherers didn't invent the airplane.
Does that answer your question?

>>1040250
i try to only camp spring fall winter for this exact reason.

>>1040250
The more remote you go the worse they get. Try going into northern Canada in the spring. The black flys will swarm you like you've never experienced. Head nets with pants and long sleeve shirts are a must on our fishing trips

>>1040250
>what else do they eat besides people?
Mosquitoes live off of nectar from plants. Only the females drink blood, and thats only when they are producing eggs and need the protein and iron. They will drink the blood from almost any animal.

>>1039785
Fishing

>>1039785
>being bored /out/
why are you so boring?

>>1039785
See how many pinecones you can shove up your butt.

when all the bugs are dead. normally we have a nice period between october and march. last year we barely had a winter, though, so ticks are extremely bad this year.

Are we being raided by /b/?

Autumn and winter, nice crisp breezes and refreshing rain or snowy landscapes

>>1039351
>Jewfish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ia376QKMHM

Who /zooming/ here?

Looking to buy some waders. was thinking of just getting some cheap nylon's with boots attached.
Is this a good idea or should I save up for some neoprene ones?

It's called e x p l o r i n g you got out and find stuff. It's just sight seeing if you go to places you know exist. Stop being lazy and get out.

www. uer . ca

site with maps of submitted abandoned sites and a good amount of them have reviews, as well as measures you should take for each location

also, just tell them about it. say "hey this shit's abandoned want to go look at it?" if they say no they are probably losers. i have never had an issue with it.

>>1038512
>having a guide tell you where to go and what to do there
this isnt a thread for urban sightseeing and tourism

No, I´m not American
And i´m not delusional

Bigfoot is literally just a hairy human

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>>1034781
hes real

>>1034611
Heading to California tomorrow to go camping in the mountains for about a week. Haven't ever been on a big camping trip yet so this should be memorable.

Where's your spot at anon? Looks nice.

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>>1034611
Nice spot there Anon.

Going on a hike with my fiancee tomorrow (pic related,) then going on a hike sunday morning with my best friend.

>>1034674
>>1034691
Dearborn River in the Scapegoat wilderness, Montana. I'll report back with some oc

>>1031172
slacklining without the safety line

>>1031176
i'm assuming you mean over dangerous routes? that may be close, but when you fall you can at least try and catch the slack line, climbing is you fall you die

>>1031172
>Free solo climbing is by far the most dangerous thing you can do in this life. It's stupidly dangerous.

Maybe if you are just random normie, alex honnold is one of, if not the best, climbers in the world.

Are you looking to keep your poops to the minimum or just not poop at all for a week straight?

>fiber free

Sure anon, go fiber free.

If you like the kind of poops that end up like glue. If you want easy, clean poops, you gotta get lots and lots of fiber.

>>1030249
I'd very much prefer to not poop at all.
>>1030252
But there shouldn't be much of it anyway if your diet doesn't contain anything that does get digested, should there?

Bump. It's nearly six inches long he says

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It's a Dobsonfly. They are chill no worries

>>1041107
Stay the fuck away from the females. They have much smaller jaws and can bite. But the males are harmless.

>>1040652
Complete and utter meme, except for maybe a couple of really expensive quality made ones. Mainly used for mall ninja style sausage cutting and showing off infront of other chavs. I bought one really really cheap a couple years ago and keep it in my flat for possible intruders, because I wouldnt feel bad ditching it in a lake.

Then what do you think is a good cheap folding knife

>>1040655

>flat
>chavs

Where did you even get one in the UK?