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>>982957
Probably parsnip. Pinch a leaf, it should smell like carrot. 2nd year growth will be too woody to eat, but they will produce flowers and seed. 1st year plants are the ones you eat.

See: >>979331

>>982958
Thanks!

>>982957
Looks like parsley to me anon.

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>>982605
My GameBoy

autism

>>982605
I'd say cordage is as important as blades. You need to be able to use both to really make the most of bladed tools

I basically just bring some bandages, gauze and some antiseptic wipes personally

>>980801
>adrenaline
Where do you buy adrenaline?

>>980801
>opa
>not king tube
do you even secure airway, faggot?

moving past the blatant troll op, i bring
>ibuprofen
>bandaids
>1" fabric tape

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pics related

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this just came out if you weren't aware

>>977788
Good gear that's being overtaken by frat faggots

May need to abandon brand soon

>>977792
ugh true. They seem to be attempting to quell that tho. I like how they're dedicated to conservation.

>>977792
>this brand conscious
>calls faggot

You do see the hypocrisy, right?

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>2010
>bigass scout camp that covers several thousand acres
>have general subcamps and outpost areas for miscellaneous activities
>one of the most popular is the BMX course
>middle of the summer a group of scouts goes there
>one kid wipes out and flies off his bike
>happens all the time, staff running the course shrugs it off
>kid gets up and there's a huge rip down his jeans
>staff tells the kid to go innawoods and make sure he didn't bruise because youth protection
>kid comes back pale saying he needs to go to the hospital
>turns out the handlebar ripped through his pants
>down his leg
>ripped his scrotum open
>kid has to cup his balls to keep the junk from coming out as he's taken to health and then the hospital
>ends up getting 60 stitches
>never screamed or cried, probably because he was in pure shock

>>977087

It was 2010, chances are he was wanting to get a sex change sooner or later. Handle bar was just starting a job he wanted done.

>>977087
What is it with bikes and accidents at Scout camps?
>Camp my troop went to every summer would rent mountain bikes
>Couldn't adjust the seats, so there was a height requirement
>Annoying (probably autistic) kid too short for a bike sneaks into the group getting bikes one evening
>Everyone tears off down the trail without him
>He's whining and trying to catch up
>Has to stand on the pedals because he can't reach them from the seat
>Come to first downhill stretch and go around first curve
>Hear the distant whine of annoying kid trying to catch up
>Everyone stops as if on cue
Later find out that all of us were wondering if he'd be able to handle the curve
>Glorious view of him screaming down the hill and crashing into the trees
He thought the brakes were in the pedals like on little kid bikes, had no idea what the brake handles were for
>Everyone grudgingly goes over to see if he's dead or not
>He's moving, guess he's alive
>Holy shit, his ear is hanging by a flap of skin
This camp is something like a 2.5 hour drive from the nearest hospital
>He just sits and screams at us instead of coming back to the campsite
>We have to go get our scoutmaster and a couple of the other dads
>Takes all three of them to carry him back, he keeps trying to punch and kick them
>One dad is an orthopedic surgeon
>Has us tie the kid down while he boils a fishing hook and some thread
>Scoutmaster and other dad hold the kid's head down while surgeon dad stitches his ear back into place and bandages it up
>Annoying kid taken home in the morning, never comes back to troop
I've since realized that since all the guys were going biking the dads had probably been hitting my scoutmaster's secret whiskey stash that he tended to bring on campouts.

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>>976572
/out/ loves PT

except for that one guy who screams "shill" and throws a fit

>>976572
I'm interested in trying to learn the techniques once the snow melts.

I think it's cool that he's keeping these techniques alive, but I'm not interested enough to watch it (or any YouTube channel) with any regularity.

>>976267
REI also gives substantial discounts

>>976267
You still need to make and pay for camping reservations you dumb fucking cunt. All parks at or over capacity will turn you around too. Please get educated.

>>976411
I thought people in the us just camped wherever they wanted

>>975903
>11 miles

So, like that is like a morning run. I think I'd have just called a friend and been like, "dude, I found our next part spot, now bring me some water, a burger, and gas."

So she was smart enough to carry food but too stupid to fuel her vehicle?
Her tank must have read empty before she left the highway.

>woman

There's your problem

>>971506
You could start sabotaging stuff you don't like or something.

>>971506

Life will find a way, except yours hopefully

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>>971516

I was spraypainting STOP! YOU'RE KILLING ME on industrial sites for a long time and etchng it into equipment with Acid but unfortunately not enough people have read The Sheep Look Up for that to pan out

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>>958742
Wouldn't more straps and stuff be good? In case you suddenly want to bring a sleeping bag and a tent etc.

I like my Bergans Viking 90L+. It's so adjustable

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>>958747
I mean for a zombie apocalypse backpack I would be getting pic related but I'm just talking about a hiking and camping pack where I'm not looking tacticool af.

90L would be way too much for what I'm thinking of.

>>958742
go buy the cheapest 50l you can find. starting with a 50 will help keep you from overpacking too much as a beginner, starting good habits early, and using a cheap pack will help you learn what features you want in a pack (what the pack has that you like, has that you don't like, and wish you had but doesn't) without feeling bad about having spent a lot off the bat and wanting to buy a better suited pack in a season or two. then, when you actually know what size and features you want and have in mind a couple packs that fit your desires, find a store that keeps them in stock, load them up with some weight, and wander around the store in each of them for half an hour or so and see how they really feel on you.

Ok

>>982299
Yet nothing stays the same.

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Boops

>>982088
how about you go upstairs? your mom probably has a bathtub you could splash around in.

>>982088
What is the point of this thread?
You can hike and swim lots of places

>>982104
He has never been outside in his life

No

1. If the stream only has small fish in it, that is likely all it will support

2. If you introduce non-native species and they survive they will negatively impact the local species and ecosystem.

>>981765
This
op is an idiot

>>981804
>ask something
>you're now an idiot
Thanks lad.

>>981553
Nice blog post. I love hearing mentally disabled people's delusional ramblings.

>>981561
Hey now, I've only got a little bit of autism anon. :)

>>981553
>19
I don't care, grow up first and tell me you're tired of the rat race again