>Car stuck in snow on an unplowed road in Northern Virginia

>awd doesnt mean shit if you have bad tires

>>14329568
What in the flying fuck does the woman think she's going to accomplish? Her ass is disappointing, too.

>>14329575
>awd doesn't mean shit in 5 ft of snow even if you have snow tires

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>>14329575
They're winter tires, as you can see "studless" is printed on the side.

Well that's why you get a Subaru wrx sti turbo 2000
Or just get an Audi Quattro, will do the same thing

To people on the east coast, how are bro trucks faring in the snow?

>>14329635
They can't reply; they're all dead.

>>14329635
same as every other car where I live, after not even a day the roads were clear, so it's no big deal

>>14329568
>implying any other vehicle wouldnt have suffered the same fate

>>14329568
do people really think their car will move with no weight on the tires?

>trying to drive your car with 4 inches of clearance through 3ft of snow

It's fucking awd, not a snow plow. Goddamn, why are people with AWD cars so dumb?

> Girl pushing

That's pretty amusing.

>>14329791
>girl driving

That's pretty amusing senpai


He got stuck cause he bottomed out on snow.
I have an Alltrac, open diff, but I got home made steel gravel guards under the engine bay, and rear diff. shit is smooth as silk, like a sled

>>14329858
wtf? i dindt type senpai. the fuck?

test.
words.

amusing
amusing.

>>14329875
where have you been for the last 6 months desu senpai

hiroshima nagasaki put a word filter up

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>>14329875

>Snow deeper than my dick in your mom
>Blaming the car for getting stuck

>>14329912
What is the filter/trigger?
I literally typed in

That's pretty amusing.

nothing else.

>>14329912
No, the mods did that on their own. The inmates are actually running the asylum now.

>>14329568
>>Car stuck in snow on an unplowed road in Northern Virginia on January 24

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: Virginia drivers.

>>14329932
You typed f a m

Subaru makes cars that are invincible, you probably turned the invincible button off by mistake, it's by the traction control. Common mistake.

>>14329940
oh yeah. i did

i added senpai last minuted. lols

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MORE LIKE THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU BUY A CROSSOVER.

SHIT

WHAT YOU GET IS SHIT

AND A FUCKBARGE THAT GETS STUCK IN THE SNOW

>>14329974
>hot hatchback
>crossover
?

Muh symmetrical awd everyone.
Lmao Should've bought an evo.

>>14329998
>implying an Evo could get through that snow either

>>14329974
But that's not a crossover...

>>14329635
04 lifted xterra on 32s with nismo rims is doing flawless

fuck trying to get snow out if the roof rack tho

>>14329995
>>14330006
Isn't that a new Outback? Looks like that's what that is from this angle

>>14329599

dubs confirms

>>14330042
Its an impreza wagon...

>>14330055
double-confirmed

>>14330188
>>14330055
>>14329944
>>14329599
PRAISE BE TO KEK

FOR HE WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS, YET GLORIOUS WAYS

>>14330194
can't stop the dubs m8

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>>14329731
Exactly.

>>14329568
Should have put a 8 inch lift and some 34s on it.

>>14330005
See.
>>14330548

How and why did he even get there in the first place. He is surrounded by snow banks several feet tall.

Senpai

P.s. the girl is the one pushing because the guy is like "the clutch is hella tricky sorry babe". Girl is a 7.5/10 with the emotional security of a 5/10

The snow is taller than the car. My truck would get stuck in that too. The reason to mock them is because the tards though "Oh, my SOOBARUUU is AWD so I can take on any snow!" and got the thing buried in the way of the snowplow trucks.

>>14330548
Superior AWD system

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>>14329731
Tall-riding modified offroader with the proper tires could do just fine, but when you have a car like that you don't stand a chance as your tires just sink through and your car beaches.

>>14330548
>downhill
Now, I have some experience with cars on ski slopes, and the general gist of it is; downhill works alright, uphill works only under the best conditions with a rock-hard surface and good tires. The car you see pictured was doing stunt jumps at my workplace, but several times got stuck on the flats/slight inclines as the tires shredded through, and for the steeper areas we had to chain it behind a snowmobile to help it get up

Simply put; for snow that deep it doesn't matter if its an Evo, an Impreza or a damned Skoda; it will spin through unless the snow has an abnormally hard surface

If the snow in OP's picture was super fluffy and he had good tires it might have worked, but most normally it would have just sunk ontop of the snow, compressed it and lost all traction

>>14329575
Tires and AWD don't mean shit when you run out of ground clearance.

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>>14329635
>Took my Subaru outback out
>Nothing but traction
>See the rear ends of trucks slipping and sliding

>>14331433
this. My XJ went through similar snow on all terrain tires without a problem, i had some slip on rare occasions, but never got stuck.

Lot's of Subie idiots here in Colorado think they can go offroading because they have AWD. Do not know how many times I have seen a forester with a broken ball joint, control arm, cv axle or something else broken on a difficult rock crawling trail. Your car was never designed to do that.

Do not reply to me with some picture of a Subaru with 1 ton axles front and rear, different transfer case and transmission etc... That is offroading. It is barely a Subaru at that point.

>>14329635
When it was snowing they were sliding around all over the place and just being really loud.

>>14331660
Got stuck in the snow with one of our work-HiLuxes the other day... had to drive it out onto the snow as it was parked incorrectly and there weren't any actual places to park it.... Got it reversed onto the snow, but when I tried to get it going again five hours later it had sunk in a tiny bit and would not move no matter what I did. The shitty BFG AT's just packed up and became slicks, they were too thin and I'm not sure if the 4WD works properly on that car

A tiny tad embarassing

>>14329575
>typical response

Whenever I tell the story about the time I was doing donuts around a stranded STI in like 4" of snow, everybody always starts making excuses just like that.

My Explorer had all seasons on it, and I wasn't even in 4WD.

>>14329635
Mine's doing fantastic.

>>14329568
>5ft of snow
A fucking bowler wouldn't get through that like that, and
>woman driver
Thats all you need to know

>>14331476
Me and my gf were talking about moving up North and I got a hardon imagining getting a impreza sti and smashing it everywhere in the snow

>>14329568
>the fucking dude chilling in the car while his wife/gf tries to physically push the car
>"uh, yeah honey, keep pushing, I think I felt it move"
>"want me to put it in neutral, see if that makes it easier?"

>>14329912
So What are the words being filtered?

>>14332089
Male driver, woman work horse

>>14333843
>you've been neglecting your squats and oats haven't you?

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>>14329875

>>14329568
"ALL WHEEL DRIVE BRO"

Doesn't matter if the snow's deep enough the car gets beached nothin can save from that kind of stupidity

>>14331389

I also work at a ski hill. We have a pair of Polaris Rangers for doing errands and moving snow making guns - an 800cc on tires, and a 900cc with the track kit. I can drive the 800 anywhere on the hill as long as the fluffy snow is less than about 4" deep, and it'll go up any of the runs after the groomer's been through.

We sometimes get the 900 stuck (i.e trying to tow a Polecat up a 50 degree incline with fluffy snow), and then we break out the Prinoth Bison X snowcat.