[ D a i l y A u s f a g T h r e a d ] >'Straya Day E

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>inb4shrimp on the barbie

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Threadly reminder this bloke speaks the truth.

>>14317230
what are ya drinking cunt?
coopers sparkling here, fully aussie owned brewery

Last thread someone said they imported a jap mr2, isn't the mr2 not on the sevs register?

Having a gf is heaven
Homemade australia day pavlova tonight
Fuck you single neet cunts

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>>14317274
>she gives you a cream cake
>after I give her a creampie

>>14317268
Drinking that un-Australian Chivas Regal 18 Y.O. got that lamb cooking away though.

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>>14317274
>Fuck you single neet cunts
cheers cunt

>>14317289
m8, some of those tasmanian whiskeys are fukken prime
probs similar price to chivas 18 too

>>14317304
Throw a few suggestions and I'll check them out next time I go searching about.

>>14317258
Who?

>>14317268
Water

>>14317334
This fag

https://www.youtube.com/user/AutoExpertTV/videos

>asked a friend for panadol at his party
>took it
>30 Min later I'm fucking pinging
Fucking cunt, now this headache will get worse instead

>Drove down to Wye River from Melbourne for Straya Day
>Got myself a pepper steak pie at Lorne
>Stuck behind slow drivers all the way through the Great Ocean Road

all in all wasn't too bad. Would do again.

What are you thought on the hottest 100?

Personally disappointed Adele didn't make it, the tears from my friends would've been priceless

> tfw hang out with qt today

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>>14314937
Rude.

I already dumped a bunch of money into that thing getting it to meet regulations and I only did a few track days in it

>>14317274
>pavlova
yeah nah cunt

>>14317337
poof

>>14317230
Looks like someone shat on Jimmy's face.

>tfw being completely unastrayan and being on my own depressed staring at the screen thinking about how much of a loser I am

>>14317463
falcunt can't into photoshop

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>tfw no qt strayan gf to go thrift store shopping with

I wish I'd been eaten by a dingo as a baby

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>>14317466

>>14317484
Already had my dick whipped out.

>>14317480
Glad that transvestite fuckhead didn't make the top 10

wish they had been eaten by a dingo as a baby

>>14317310
don't know them by name, just take a wild pick, they all advertise that they're from tasmania pretty loudly lol

>>14317494
Lark Distillery perchance?

I'm not much of a drinker but I've heard that they make some good shit.

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>>14317466
it's not unaustralian to be on your own today, think of all the farmers living 1000km from their nearest woop woop.
it is unaustralian if you don't drink away your sorrows though.

>>14317501
>it's not unaustralian to be on your own today, think of all the farmers living 1000km from their nearest woop woop.
but it is if I live near the city

and i'm not drinking either

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>>14317268

>>14317508
I live a few kms from our biggest population centre
but you really should be drinking

>>14317289
Chivas here too anon, Coopers Pale to chase it down, missus cooked a fine lamb joint for dinner so laying into the piss right now. Happy Straya day cunz :^)

>>14317337
Fucking unastrayan

I went to the pub

>>14317466
Loser

>>14317365
At least it was actual MDA.
If it took an hour+ to kick in it was just PMMA shit.

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I just gave up drinking at home like 2 weeks ago...

Just today I'm having a bottle of wine. My reasoning is in emergencies (I'm out of weed right now) I can bring home one bottle of wine. Such as to not get too drunk.

Best just to to not run out of green again. From this week things should be sorted out..

>>14317565
>not doing some comfy opiates and having a great time resting instead of bouncing off the walls
m8

>>14317577
>Not speedballing and enjoying the comfy cloud with pure clarity at the same time
Oh well, tea and cones it is

>>14317576
fuck, still good work m8, never been able to quit alcohol
probably because I much prefer it to weed

>tfw have had gastro since Friday and it's not getting any better

What a great Australia day

>>14317268
SommerBy's Apple Cidar

It's cheap and tastes good, and you get drunk off it. good for me.

>>14317588
I've abused a lot of drugs. And just a couple weeks ago I broke some parts in the fridge (among other stupid shit) at home and can't remember any of it. That's what scares me. Because I can see it every day when I open the fridge.

I've abused the shit out of Xanax, taking 10+ mg a day and the only time I couldn't remember things that have happened is when I was drinking at the same time. I stopped that real quick. Oh, and like when I fucking broke parts of the fridge and acted like a proper dickhead and can't remember any of it.

Alcohol is fukken dangerous shit m8. And so is nicotine, I quit it like a year ago. Methamphetamine is nowhere near as dangerous as those two in my opinion. Just like police everywhere are saying

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>>14317608
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Bales
Was gonna post this too. This guy did this while on Xanax and drinking too.

I've sent some fucking fucked up texts in that state

>>14317589
>tfw have had it since the 16th (same day jimmy's astra died)

>>14317589
>>14317614
Stop eating junk food.

>>14317616
haven't had any junk food. do you even know what gastro is m8?

>>14317608
i think the most dangerous are alcohol (because it's so accessible and good for forgetting) and opiates (because it's the happiest you will ever feel), mainly in the psychological factor. could be because i barely feel withdrawal symptoms (stopped 3 xannies a day cold turkey, felt pretty normal, stopped ssri antidepressants and only felt less angry)
never really had a problem with tobacco since I always viewed it as a thing tomdo when relaxing, costs way too much to smoke throughout the day too
I think shabs is just "taking country tiwns by storm" because it's visible, the same people that smoke it now probably abused the fuck out of bud and alcohol but it wasn't as visible/abnormal to the public

>>14317628
It's a muscle in the calf ;)

But nah, Junk food and fast and drink 4L of water a day. maybe lots of good fats

So, should I??

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/forrestdale/cars-vans-utes/bmw-330ci-manual/1099020742

>>14317613
man, that's fucked, xanax/benzos and ssri's seem to have a habit of making people violent, when I was on ssri's I started heaps of fights (people who deserved it, shady cunts and aggro cunts) that i would've otherwise let slide
I think something like 40% of school shooters are on those ssri's so no wonder

>>14317637
no. seriously no.

>>14317595
I like me some Strongbow Cider.

>>14317637
>2 door

2 door anything is so impractical. Buy a 4 door.

>>14317643
>Strongbow Cider.
I don't like the taste of it desu, try the sommerby apple cidars if you haven't.

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>>14317510

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>>14317337
Dun worry Jimmy, drinkings over rated anyway.

>>14317494
So they are like Vegans, I'll keep my eye out next time I'm exploring.

>>14317614
Curse of the dank-memes.

>>14317637
Nope, pic related.

>>14317643
Damn, I could really go for a cider.

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>>14317648

>>14317646
Summerby tastes like piss m8.

I know what piss tastes like too, i have a golden shower fetish.

Strongbow dry is the best.

>>14317637
Yep.
If you have the means, do it.
That's a combination that's rarer than hen's teeth.
Decent mileage at not a too hefty price.

>>14317630
Tobacco is insidious. You don't know it's fucking you up until you have fucking cancer. Well, you do know it's fucking up your lung capacity but you don't really care.

Having something to do... yeah yeah. But like normal people everywhere you find things to do with your hands. I already had a portable PAX vaporiser for using with weed and it wasn't working so well at home because too much charging required. I have a Volcano classic now and fucking wow. I can get more high using this thing than I can smoking cones.

Cones is still easier, don't get me wrong. You just fire it all up and cleaning bong is easier than dismantling my solid valve and cleaning and reassembling but holy shit. You can look after your lungs and health and still get fucked up... things are looking up for me is all I can say

>>14317653
landcruiser? 80 series?

>>14317644
Currently have a 2-door, never needed a 4-door and still don't need one.

>>14317642
>>14317651
Why no?

>>14317655
>That's a combination that's rarer than hen's teeth.
I know aye? Been looking for ages and one has finally popped up.

>>14317547
Was it gud? Any an/o/ns there ?

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>>14317268
Homebrew spirit, 72% abv.

>Watching normie mates of mates get fucked up on it

I have some chilli flavoured stuff for the 17-21 year old hero's, never fails to amuse

>>14317654
I've only tasted the sweet one, i'll have to try that one

>>14317661
A 4 door is good if you have friends.

>>14317654
Haha
Have you tried Somersyby double press? It's basically the only apple cider I drink. Next level shit. Yeah normal Somersbys is nothing special but neither is Strongbow

>>14317670
>if you have friends.
Luckily I don't have many.

>>14317268
Shitty tequila

>>14317637
why so expensive

>>14317668
I bloody hope you drain the methanol off first mate.

>>14317630
And with icicles. Many people just can't handle it. They don't understand the importance of sleep and just let themselves go too far.
It can be a lot of fun. I personally just do weekend every now and then. You can't do that shit everyday like Hitler apparently did

>>14317678
Because Perth tax.

>>14317679
Chucked the first ~50ml

I've been drinking the stuff cut back with water,ice and coke for a while, not a whole lot of methanol from sugar wash. Not as much pectins as with fruit/grain washes.

>>14317678
Find a cheaper example with that kind of mileage. That's what they're worth.

>tfw just sold my first car for $100

goodnight sweet prince, you were fun while it lasted, may the good times stay with me for life.

>>14317637
Only cuckolds and retards that want people to know they are rich when they aren't buy BMWs

Buy a proper car you cuckold. Even MX5Anon had a BMW and got rid of it because they're shit.

>>14317686
Sounds great.
I've been looking into making my own booze to cut down on costs but I think I will get into it once I've actually moved out.

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>>14317690

>>14317699
Modern BMWs are shit, Good luck spending thousands on maintenance for a social status, cuckold.

>>14317705
>>14317690
>all this projecting

>>14317709
>Getting mad because I'm right

>>14317681
m8, hitler didn't do meth, pretty sure he did dexamphetamines, modern adhd med, safe if done in normal levels, still a stim but not that rough

honestly I have no experience with shabs, don't have contact with any significant dealers after they all passed and the only stuff I do nowadays is kegal, I can make or I can grab at the midnight pharmacy run

I want some of this vitamultin

>>14317705
Keyword "modern" BMWs.The E46 and anything before that are pretty sound. Meaning, OP is fine and you shouldn't care what he drives.

>>14317722
I hope he posts in a few months saying it's broken.

>>14317731
Ok mad internetz boi. Enjoy your shitbox while he owns a decently powerful luxury car.

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>>14317735
>170kw
>powerful
yeah, in a moke maybe

>>14317735
>almost 1500kg
>170kw

Lol, Modern econobox's produce a better power/weight than that.

>>14317713
Nah it was meth m8
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dextroamphetamine#History.2C_society.2C_and_culture

Dexamphetamine is good too but it's not in salt form and smokeable.

>>14317690
Still got it m8

>>14317690
>Even MX5Anon had a BMW and got rid of it because they're shit.
You know he still has the BMW right?

>>14317749
Mate, you used the fucked version.

>>14317788
Not the E24, He had some shitty 135i hatchback thing that his mum bought him

>>14317787
Shutup callum

>>14317788
nah m8, it's perfect

>>14317310
Sullivans Cove

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>applying for working holiday

>>14317912
Dat German work ethic

>>14317791
>135i
>shitty
You should go look up what a 135i is.

>>14317919
>tfw can work 8h a day, 6 days a week at the bakery i'm going to

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>got my visa granted within 30 minutes
NOICE

next SA meet when? Is the 30th one in the OP list a thing?

Is there anyone here who enjoys reassembling cars? I need a buddy since I love pulling everything apart and fixing it but can never be bother putting it back together

I drank a beer today

am I aussie

I think a girl likes me

But she's way out of my league, like WAYYYY

What do?

>>14318281
>one beer
nah far from it mate

>>14318295
I realised today that I haven't been drunk in over a year lol

I'm not even trying to abstain from it or anything

>>14318294
Ask her out. Make sure you have your plan B chloroform and rag / baseball bat nearby.

>>14318281
Currently I think maccasanon is the most aussie if he did show up to work drunk as he posted he was

>>14317662

Yeah nah it was fuckin mean. No br/o/s, just a bunch of family dudes who looked like they'd rather be in the garage

>>14317668
not scared of the cops?
You can be fined up to like $50,000 per item of distillation that you own in some circumstances

>buying a european taxi

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>>14319617
Better than an Australian taxi.

>>14318797
only if you sell it faggot

>>14317668
hi Craig

>>14319696
>Australian taxi.
Hektic skids m8, well the old taxis anyway.

>>14319696
>implying
>better than the rwd i6 4L falcoon of freedom

>>14318294
>tfw at least 3 girls like me
>don't really care for 2 of them but an easy lay is an ez lay
>one of them is a virgin

Can I do it /dat/ ? should I do it /dat/ ?

Coffee and Cars is a thing for SA too?

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/aberfoyle-park/other-parts-accessories/coffee-and-cars-adelaide-sa/1102289953

>>14320463
>woolworths carpark
not even the kfc drive thru

>>14318329
Unfortunately not, was still a bit high but thats it. I feel like I've disappointed you

anus

>>14320765
same bro

>want to buy new daily shitbox
>only have a budget of 4k max

why even live

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/adelaide-cbd/cars-vans-utes/s13-sr20de-vvt/1102218707
thoughts for a p plater hoonmobile

>>14321158
good

>>14321175
but he prefers swaps and I don't have anything worth swapping so idk how much to offer

>>14318213
i think its a place holder while someone sets up a meet

>>14321183
Dunno what prices in SA are like. Here that'd be 5 maybe

>iPod died yesterday
>forced to listen to radio
>every station was playing weird 50s tango and folk songs about Australia
>ended up driving in silence all day

>>14321073
Too easy, give me a state

>>14320463
Friend of mine usually attends this with his Cobra. Usually some really nice cars. One guy had an old rusted up looking beetle that ran 11s.

>>14321221
>>iPod died yesterday
>>forced to listen to radio
>Not listening to the hottest 100 every australia day
Get the fuck out my country you poof

>>14321073
>>14321235
in SA. and P plate legal.

>inb4 Jimmy

>>14321249
>listening to top 100
no mate, you get out of my country. i'd of been fine with some modern aussie music but i dont need shitty tango songs about australia playing while i drive.

>>14321258
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/adelaide-cbd/cars-vans-utes/urgent-toyota-seca/1102235272
Literal shitbox, will never die on you

>>14321258
>>14321073
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/happy-valley/cars-vans-utes/1996-bmw-328i-auto-convertible/1102241188

>>14319697
literally not true

Time again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRmZyFDSuPo

>>14321285
I'd be VERY nervous of a 328i that cheap. Also E36 convertibles drive like spaghetti.

>>14321258
>SA
Should be a piece of piss since annual inspections don't exist.

Anything like this would work really.
>http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/croydon-park/cars-vans-utes/for-sale-mitsubishi-mirage-2003-manual-hatch-black/1099822614

>>14321277
those fucking hub caps kek

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/fulham-gardens/motorcycle-scooter-accessories/1982-ts-185cc/1102306641

FREE BIKE

>>14317258
can't wait for aftermarket freevalve tech desu, what could have been if only saab was sold to koeiniggsegg

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CYA L8r Hyundai Excel, you were fun until you died.

>>14321630
/dat/ lemons race car?

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>>14321418

>>14321659
Killed it smashing rev limiter doing hektik skidz with friends and the valves weren't too happy about that. Good fun while it lasted, that thing used to slide pretty well for fwd.

>>14320316
gross

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Ooohhh yeahhhh!

>>14322059
I had that yesterday and I've been shitting liquid ever since
don't do it
it isn't worth it
it should be a two person endeavour

>>14322059
>tfw haven't had any chicken nugger in a long time
>tfw too busy with family shit to get 24 chicken nugger for $10

>>14322059
>5,416 kj
>1294 calories

No wonder people are fat these days.

>>14322059
Too bad KFC nuggets are shit.

I mean, all fast-food nuggets are just sponges, but KFC's are particularly spongey.

>>14322618
Get the fuck out cunt

>>14322181
>had 24 for 10 today and yesterday
>no ill effects at all

go to a good KFC senpai

>>14322623
kek
hey babe

>>14322623
jimmy which is your favourite kfc and why is it aberfoyle park

>>14322631
how much do you weigh cunt?

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>>14322618
> all fast-food nuggets are just sponges
I have to agree with that, but KFC have the best IMO.

>>14322623
Based Jimjam speaks only the truth.

>>14322631
+1 KFC nuggets are safe.

>>14322633
MX5Anon, no.

> attached, electrical cheat sheet for plebs

>>14322641
roughly 65kg so i aint no falcunt

>>14322684
what the fuck man
enjoy dying

>>14322704
65kg isnt that bad

>>14322733

he just ate his bodyweight in nuggers

>>14322704
>tfw 59kg

>>14322740
thats my dream bro. i ate 48 nuggets in a row last time this deal was on and im gonna break my record this time.

>>14322733
are you like 5'5?

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>>14322756
>>14322752
80kg normal bodyweight masterrace reporting in

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>>14322704
>>14322740
>>14322758
>mad because no superior metabolism.

>>14322684
Been 182cms tall and 65kg - 70kgs for years now.
>mad because no sik gains :/

>>14322781
bmi is a load of bullshit if you're someone who lifts

>jimmy returns to call some guy a cunt
>doesn't mention anything about a new astra
what's going on here?

>>14322790
I doubt the KFC eating /dat/ pleb lifts.

>>14322781
>still using a severely outdated and innaccurate measuring system

I bet you'd fit right in America

>>14322830
>I bet you'd fit right in America
Not with that weight.

>>14322758
i'm just a pinch over 180cm. i just dont gain weight from what i eat.

>>14322836
He'd fit in with the skinny dumb rednecks.

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>>14322704
>>14322740
>>14322758
>>14322790
>>14322799
>>14322830
>>14322836
>>14322866

jammy tell us what car you have now

>>14322890
he has an astra with a rekt roof

>>14322897
Better than an astra with a rekt everything

>>14322920
mate, the boot was fine.

>>14322934
dont forget the water botle

Fuck you jimmyshit!

>>14322957
b-but it wasn't his water bottle, littering firecist cunts.

>>14322960
calm down m90

>>14322957
And Jimmy's iPod Classic.

>>14322965
Nah fuck u ai go burn another astra to cover up cucksucking gay dicks

>>14322972
the ipos was literally kill

>>14322975
breathe in, breathe out

>>14322980
>breathe in, breathe out
Suck me off at another stati/on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E

>>14322987
> limp bizkit
being this 12, sheeet.

>>14322993
suck me off jimmyshit

>>14322997
wooo sahhhhh
wooo sahhhh

wooooo sahhhhh

>>14323032
shut up bitch im the real fat shady
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJO5HU_7_1w

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>>14323033
You sure are.

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>talking with leftie friends about australia day stuff, abbos and whatnot
>since friends are mostly women they use me as an example for theoretical situations
>interrupt them and say I don't owe a didgeridoo to abbos since i'm a second-gen wog and that since they're all anglo heritage that they should be the ones feeling guilty
fukken gold

also why do abbos always seem to drive vn commos?

>>14323079
Thanks buddy

>>14323106
No one owes them shit, that was in the past where that's how the world worked.

If they wanted the land they should've fought hard

>>14323106
>also why do abbos always seem to drive vn commos?
because they're easy to steal

so guys we still taking bets on what jimjams next car will be?

>>14323223
2001 vx commadore!

>>14323230
>implying he wants any more German cars

>>14323261
Oh dont worry these ones dont burn down unless a abbo gets near it

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>>14323223
FTO
T
O

>>14323268
Has it all
>gay ladyboi looks
>ff
>shitsubishi
>decently rare

>>14323280
if he gets the v6 it wont be total shit!

>>14323268
Implying ladyboys are bad

Should I take the rotten fruit out of the car before the wreckers pick it up? they wouldn't give me any money for it.

>>14323223
a different coloured astra

>>14323138
you're not going to win any arguments with that though m8
they'll just go all "yeah but your ancestors benefited from the deaths of aborigines so you're still benefiting from it

>>14323297
take everything out of it and sell it off on scumtree

>>14323321
I've had it up on scumtree for a month, no one wants it, it's a hyundai excel.

>>14323305
My ancestors were not even British.

Where do people get the idea that if you are white and live in Australia you must have British ancestors?

You can be German, Danish, Irish, Italian...

Do Abos not realise people moved here after the first fleet.

So my little brother is 19 and wants a car for himself. Right now he's looking at something like a Honda Jazz/Mazda2/Nissan Micra. But I reckon he can do better than a hatch, and the previous are a little homo anyway. 100 points for anyone who suggests a car with
>good fuel efficiency
>good amount of space
>smallish
>good tech (i.e. bluetooth audio)
>cheap to buy
>cheap to run
He's a normie so assume automatic. Is it worth buying a new car with bluetooth audio or should he just get a shitbox and then drop in a bluetooth headunit?

>>14323331
yeah but then they'll use some more recent example, saying that segregation or stolen gen or employing aborigines as farm hands was somehow benefiting your ancestors
if anything aborigines have benefited from my family being here, thanks to all those times my dad was mugged by an abo

>>14322781
>tfw I'm only underweight, and not very underweight

better than I thought, at least

>>14323336
Those are all good cars, stop being so autistic.

>>14323336
>honda jazz
jesus fuck don't make me vomit
they are horrible. it's like you're sitting in an arcade race simulator. worst car I've ever been inside

>>14323336
>Mazda 3
>Mx5
>Holden Cruze
>Ford Focus
>Subaru Legacy
>Magna
>Lancer
>Camry

Also there is nothing wrong with those cars you listed. they are good cars, but i've listed others up top if you think those are "homo"

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>>14323366
http://www.sprintex.com.au/honda-fit-jazz/

This kit makes it worth it

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>>14323370
>holden cruze

>>14323336
>buying a brand new car because of the stereo

I don't even.

>>14323354
You know near this place I used to work they had a like a lesson where they teach a original children about their history.

I went in there for a listen and they were all like "aboriginals still have it tough to this day we don't have the same opportunities" the "white man did so much bad things to our people"

I had to walk out.. I was triggered.

>>14323362
>>14323370
I guess me calling those cars homo is because they're so normie and boring. I just want him to get something a bit faster and more masculine, and try to get him interested in cars. But the Micra really is homo. Just look at it.

>>14323387
Well he really likes music and shit, I know he really cares about the stereo.

>>14323400
I was gonna say except maybe the micra.

A jazz can still be a cool car though... Why not taking him for a drive in your car?

>>14323400
>>14323404
+he has no gf and no one picks up a gf in a Micra.

>>14323404
just get a ford focus and put a better stereo in bam instantly better audio

v6 vt dunnydoors have excellent stock audio if you get the high up trim with the 6x9's in the back

>>14323400
I said they were good cars, not pretty. My dad bought me an XY falcon with a 250/4 speed in it, it was a cool car but the fuel economy was terrible. I could barely afford to buy fuel being a uni student. If it's his first car go buy a camry for a few grand and let him do what he want. No point buying a daily driver that uses a shit tonne of fuel because it looks cool.

>>14323404
You could pay someone to put in a honking good stereo (and sound deadening) into a car for less than the cost of a brand new one.

Buying a brand new car just because of the stereo in it is pants on head retarded.

>>14323336
VW Golf + bluetooth headunit

Honestly the best hatchback money can buy.

>>14323328
fill it with more fruit... and milk.

>>14323411
He lives in Sydney, I live in Brisbane.

>tfw listening to music
>turn up volume on keyboard scroll
>click on url to copy to my friend
>it turns the volume up to 100% from 4%

I've done this 3 times now, fucking windows 8 sucks

>>14318507
Gimme ma garage any day over the pub. Can drink as much as I want, bar staff ain't gonna refuse me and I can fix/break cars bikes and other things. Not far to get home to bed either :^)

anyone got the link to jimmy's music? wanted to show a friend of mine

>>14323671
literally type jimmy strings into google

>>14323675
>>14323671
this?
https://jimmystrings.bandcamp.com/

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okay guys i don't think this is the right jimmy...
https://twitter.com/jimmystrings01

since when was jimmy a black woman?

>>14323691
thats the one

>>14323691
what the fuck jimmy's into surf rock?

found jimmy's next car

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/adelaide-cbd/cars-vans-utes/1991-volkswagen-golf-convertible/1102342987

>>14323691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ye_TNP-h_g

jimmys band

>>14324122
nah not the one I'm looking for m8 I was after his solo stuff that really fucking weird album he made

>>14324142
https://jimmyandhis6strings.bandcamp.com/album/the-sounds-of-success
https://dave-roland.bandcamp.com/album/carnival

jimmy and his band members were fucking weird

so did you guys hear about the guy who was "hooning" with his gf in his ute and went off a bridge, crashed and burned. sad that they died and everything but I'm just waiting for the ACA report on it. the news said that they had attended a local hoon meet just hours before and that witnesses say they were going over 180ks before the went off the bridge and died.

>>14324152
wait so dave the 80s merc guy is jimmy's band mate???

>>14324167
yes

fuck sake we've been over this 100 times

>>14324167
no but people say he his because one of jimmys friends was named dave. unless dave is in canada, its the wrong one.

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>>14324152
>>14324152
>>14324152
guys jimmy has a new album look at this fucking hipster tier bullshit

https://jimmyandhis6strings.bandcamp.com/album/soft-pedal

>>14324181
it looks like jimmy has gone full 2009 hipster so hes 2000 and late lol

>>14324154
I saw that, it's a terrible thing. You know they wouldn't of taken that shit onto the free-way if the cops didn't scare them out of the industrial areas.

>>14324192
>>Hurrr it's all the cops fault they were retarded.

What is a race track?

>>14324152
>>14324181
>jimmy making serious and good music
>dave making serious and good music
BSOFD comeback tour when?

>>14324181
should I download this? I'm not going to pay jimmy for it because fuck him but is it worth downloading?

>>14324236
do you get anything for downloading it like a bonus track or something?

>>14324247
most people include bonus tracks. the dave albums did since i got that cool ambient driving one.

>>14324250
>ambient driving one

Was it actually good or just a Drive rip off?

>>14324258
Drive ripped off Dave.

>>14324250
>>14324247
well shit it does include a bonus track guys... prepare yourself

>>14324258
>https://dave-roland.bandcamp.com/album/the-original-music-to-the-last-ride

it was pretty good. but guys, i figured something out

>jimmy died a year ago
>dave released "the last ride" at the start of this month
>jimmy returned
>jimmy went for one last ride before disappearing

the next dave album will surely point to what jimmy does next right?

>>14324272
>jimmy returned this month

fuck missed that important factor. but yeah, dave new jimmy was coming so im waiting for his next album to hint at what jimmy does next.

>>14324272
im glad that eye fucking red blue and yellow theme is gone from his page

>>14324264
>there's something about Dave
>it's hard to explain

>>14324277
>>14324272
We already know the answer. It will be an 80s Mercedes.

>>14324283
an 80s mercedes would be great and reliable but the parts would be a nightmare. jimmy knows better than to get an old merc.

>>14324283
i can actually see that happening. hes had two german cars before so on to another german car i guess.

>>14324267
>prepare yourself
I... I was not prepared for this ;_;

>>14324295
>>14324286
>>14324283

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/kidman-park/cars-vans-utes/mercedes-560-sel/1102328611

if merc it will be this

Fuck me, Roma is a shithole. Overpriced pub food and six clams for a scoon of gold.

Fucken price gouging cunts after some of that gas money.

It was never like this before the gas shit was here.

>>14323521
>windows 8
Why haven't you got the free win10 upgrade

>>14324329
>implying it won't be an 190E

>>14324401
Move somewhere decent.

>>14324418
fuck me why would anyone want that shit. why.

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>>14324181
>https://jimmyandhis6strings.bandcamp.com/album/soft-pedal

>>14324418
it's a fucking hotnet

>>14324425
Because its better than Win8 by miles, if you were on Win7 that would be a different argument.

>>14324453
>wanting to be watched constantly by micropenis

>>14324459
>not using Gentoo

>>14324425
>>14324450
Kek. You fags.

>dont you know how to opt out and use a Linux box for connectivity.

>>14324463
>spending all that time compiling only to just use wine.

They do this.

>>14317969
where you going? queensland?

>>14324459
>implimg they want to monitor some autistic weeb.
You gott stop having so many glass bbq's m8.

>>14322704
5'7" and ~52-53kg. tfw full manlet skelly.

>>14324444
nice quads

anyone got that image of the female jimmy look alike?

Where are the tips for first cars in Aus?
Lookin at $3-4k (I'm a pleb) and so far only found a 2004 Astra.
I dislike large cars but damn some of those older cars are nice but I've been warned off because costs to fix and spare parts.

Any tips?

>>14324555
>I've been warned off because costs to fix and spare parts.

Yet you want to buy an Astra?

Fuck me drunk, Alf Stewart needs to slap you upside the head m8.

>>14324555
Pulsar

>>14324555
Buy Japanese, pref. a Corolla.

Get it inspected by a mechanic if you've got any doubts about the car mechanically.

>>14324555
Corolla. Lancer. Mazda3.
Don't buy an astra.

>>14324563
he speaks the truth
get an n15

>>14324450
I bet you own an andriod or iphone.

Guess what sonny jim.

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>>14324555

>>14324181
>https://jimmyandhis6strings.bandcamp.com/album/soft-pedal

I really don't know how to feel about this. it's better than his old shit for sure. looks very hipster like. not sure if it's worth downloading or not. what do you guys think?

>>14324570
N16s are also breddy reliable.
I thrash the everloving shit out of mine and the only thing that has broken so far is a coilpack.

>>14324562
No car knowledge at all, only what ive read the past couple of days.

>>14324563
>>14324566
>>14324568
>>14324570
>>14324592
thanks, ill take a look
I've seen a few maximas and god they look nice, even the older models. Saw a nice one in my price range but it was a state away... and they are large

>>14324450
you mean botnet

>>14324181
fuck off jimmy

>>14324181
It sounds like Jimmy got one of those keyboards with the default beats it plays.

>>14324474
WA
Perth to be precise

>>14324592
been looking at a lot of BAs, and I could use some aussie opinion on them
>XR6T
http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Ford-Falcon-2004/SSE-AD-3767281/?Cr=1
+ cheapest
- some things were fitted after market
+ tow coupling
>XR8
http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Ford-Falcon-2004/SSE-AD-3462300/?Cr=2
+ least km
>F6 Typhoon
http://www.carsales.com.au/dealer/details/Ford-Performance-Vehicles-F6-Typhoon-2004/OAG-AD-12182450/?Cr=5
- most expensive
+ most power

there is a GT-P, but it has a cold air induction system fitted after market and there are no pictures of it, so not even considering that.

>>14325212
>muh trip

>>14325216
>>14325212
Hey. When do you plan on being in Aus?
I'm going to be in Birsbane starting October

>>14325230
So far it's planned that i land on March 14th in Perth. could move by a few days though
staying for atleast 1 year (gotta see whether i can or want to do a second year of work & travel)
would be noice to meet you actually.
i'm working in a bakery in perth for 10 months 6 days a week, so i can't really drive to the east in that time, however from febuary to march i'll have time to go to whereever
how long you staying mate?
still in china?


also; one more question for the aussies:
how good can you live off 3000 AUD?

>>14325296
>not even in australia and has a job already

>>14325306
can't go anywhere without work and be happy mate

>>14325296
>still in china?
for now yeah, getting ready to leave.
I'll be there for 7 months, then i'm going to japan and will be going back to aus every two months or so if I can stretch it.

>>14325315
>7 months then going to japan
noice
definitely got to stay in touch

>>14325312
Arbeit Macht Frei

>>14325306
No wonder we have so many neets.

All these imports tawk er jerbs.

>want to buy car off bloke I know
>he's been trying to sell it for a while now
>was asking $7,000
>contact him and let him know I'm interested
>asking price is now $10,000 putting the car out of my price range

>>14327890
>>14327890
>>14327890

NEW THREAD.

>>14324422
I was just truckin' through.