who /cuddles/ with their car here?

>>14316153

Way to scratch your paint, fag.

>>14316153
This should be a genre of porn. I need more fetishes.

>>14316401
Just get naked, you normie

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>>14316153

>>14316481

Leaves streaks.

>>14316495
dont be a greasy cave dweller

>>14316444
It is.

I wish I had that guy's dA saved. Really though I don't. He's a literal neckbeard with a fedora.

>>14316495
Better than scratches

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>>14316401
>>14316495
>Doesn't have a special suit for car cuddle sessions

pleeeb

>>14316153
W-why do I have a semi

>>14316153
>spooning
>mfw now I know why those chinks have a shop called "spoon"

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[Disgust intensifies]

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>>14316444
>>14316502

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>>14318786
and of course...

I'm less repulsed by dragons fucking cars.

Oh christ it begins again

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>>14318803
>>14318786
>>14316153
That's enough internet for today.

>>14318786
>embryonic fluid intake

dead

I'm gonna walk into repair shop, drop my car off, and leave a note saying this needs to be replaced

>>14318786
>>14318803

Im loosing my shit

>>14320142
>tfw I think I might have accidentally impregnated my bb during an oil change

help

>>14318803
>A male Charger shows off his dominance

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>>14316153
See guys, I'm not a faggot for driving a miata

>>14320323
Oh boy, here comes the insecure fucktards obsessed with crying about miatas again

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>>14320350
you what mate? I'm just memeing.

>implying I let fuccbois on /o/ hurt my fee fees about my car

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>>14320364
>>14320323
>>14318803
>>14318786
>>14316563
>>14316153

this is disgusting
you freaks should feel bad for yourself
reporting

>getting a boner while reading that
S A V E M E E E

Antropomorphic planes are hotter

I'm not sure if I should post this pic or not. its not technically NSFW, but i dont even know anymore.

>>14320466
We have no mods, go ahead.

>>14320466
The thread contains a literal car penis. I don't think you need to worry.

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>>14320669
there are no words

>>14320669
I just saw this posted somewhere else and I can't remember where.

>>14316153
I've driven it wearing nothing but boxers a couple of times.

>>14323447

>>14321634

>>14320323
Wtf.

If you're gonna go down this rabbit hole, shouldn't a Miata be some flat-chested loli?

If I made a thing with anthropomorphic cars, it'd be like Strike Witches or Kancolle, where they're just girls with clothes and features inspired by the cars, and boob size would relate directly to engine size or power.

>>14325439
You're trying to apply logic to some creep on Deviantart's fetish material. That ain't ever gonna work bud.

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>>14325531

>>14320669

What the fuck

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hottttttttttttt.

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>>14326568

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>>14326568
>>14326583
well

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>>14326598

>>14326609
>>14326583
>>14326568
>>14326461
>>14320364
>>14320323
>>14318803
>>14318786

In fact I'm amazed that there is people that have time to even imagine that

>>14316401
What kind of fucking idiot are you that touching your car scratches the paint
what the fuck do you wear? sandpaper?

>>14325439
>Kancolle
>small c

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>>14326615

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>>14316153
me

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>this thread

but on the other hand i'm somewhat tempted to commission this guy to draw my car...