/dat/

first for op loves jimjam's dick

>>14302997
2nd for jimmyshits suck cock

>>14302992
>history edition

What?

>>14303001
3rd for mx5anon loves jimmyshits cock

>>14303004
5th for why doesnt he post the fucking video of jimmysluts car burning?

>>14303004
6th for you're a cuck

You Burger Bongs follow this chap right?

https://www.youtube.com/user/AutoExpertTV

>>14303016
because there is still the chance of it becoming a crime scene and anyone who has images/videos of the event will lost their devices (this includes anyone that saved them on /dat/ if they manage to track your IP btw)

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Sometimes I just don't know anymore.

do na cars run boost?

>>14303053
How in the fuck does someone do that

>>14303053
still another 20 or 30k left in that rotor at least

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>>14303053

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>>14303053
>>14303066

>>14303055
What would provide positive pressure to the intake manifold?

>>14303053
>when you going 234136756km/h and slam the brakes

>>14303058

Would love to know, the steering arm was sheered out of the rack end but still attached to the knuckle.

Sub frame is bent, left side engine mount is twisted. Had it in friday arvo and we only laughed at it for about 30 mins before going home. Will update info on how fucked it is tomorrow.

>>14303060

New design, better efficiency than slotted rotors. Just one big slot, wipes the entire pad off every rotation. Can't get hot if its not there.

>>14303084
What car?
Chance someone was being hektik habbibi and lost it into a kerb?

>>14303088

Lexus RX450H, no hektik habbibi. More likely hard of vision due to squinting.

>>14303095
Ah yeah, the old hands at 11 and 5 and the seat as far forward as it can go

preggo gf wants to go see this now

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/campbelltown/cars-vans-utes/land-rover-freelander/1102039053

hormonal bitch keeps changing her mind on every single car she looks at.

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>>14302992
>/dat/map
Do people legitimately post the location of their cars? That's just silly.

Who SA here? Need to know the correct protocol for regoing my interstate car here.
Posted the plates back to Vic owner for her to cash in rego.
Will service SA issue trade plates so I can drive it to Lonny for tier 2 ID check?

dual fuel cars /dat/ love em or hate em?

>>14303095
Bloody asians

>>14303089
>>14303106
>Do people legitimately post the location of their cars? That's just silly.
Most of the legit POIs there are just suburb, the rest of the dat map is just a collection of shitposting, it would be great to get a new map and have meet locations and good driving spots listed, maybe in the future.

>>14303102
>Land Rover
The old Land Rovers mechanically would keep going and going, but the interior, windows and doors handles would just fall to bits.

>>14303122
i guess that's not very good then expecially with children in the car... would want them to choke on anything that breaks off

Is there any reason to get a Spec-R 200SX when the Spec-S 200SX has exactly the same engine?

>>14303139
spec s has worse suspension and handling iirc

>>14302988
>I'd go a GTX30 for the spool. It'll come on hard and fast
Main reason I was thinking GT35R is it was the quicker spooling option out of the two at the time everyone was using (T04E?).

>If that's JOM, sell it and just get good shocks and springs. Can't see what brand it is
Forget exactly what it is. I'll get some better photos in a couple days, I'm fairly sure it's some good stuff though.

>>14303056
You'll need to go to Service SA and organise transferring it to an SA plate. Note -- you'll have to go to Regency Park, so buy some lube and hide ANYTHING that's not original.

>>14303146
I think that's only for the JDM S15

>>14303171
ah ok
not sure of other differences apart from slighty worse brakes

>>14303053
Bit of devcon and a skim, she's good to go.

>>14303101
>not having your seat very far forward
it's like you're not even a racecar driver
seriously, i'm tall as fuck, got really long kegs and I still sit closer to the wheel than most cunts I know, don't give me that "waaa it's squishy" shit

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>>14303227

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>>14303155
I'm southern suburbs so can go to Lonsdale for inspection. Atm it's got
spacers with wheel poke, a mugen zorst (jazma stamped so is 96db at the most
but pretty sure we're allowed up to 93db here so unsure if it's worth the risk) and
king lowered springs, will probs put stock in rear though. It's more the how to get a
permit with no plates part that confuses me. Will it need a more stringent inspection due to it having no current
interstate reg or plates? That also worries me.

>>14303273
back to reddit with your shit unironic memes cunt

>>14303295
Is this the Varietta anon?

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>>14302472
meme enchanted, because ants don't deserve memes

>>14303139
If you want the bodykit or a sunroof.

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>>14302472
>>14303364
+bonus meme

>>14303371
now THATS a meme

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>>14303329
Sure is, hopefully they see it's N/A and leave me alone. Gonna get my old man to bring it in too.
Got my old 180 defected 10+ times and it is such a headfuck in an import.

Fuck me /dat/ my bank account has been raped. I thought it would slowly start growing again after Christmas but nope. Looks like I'm going to have to start sucking dicks. At $1 a dick it means I only need to suck 1,000,000 dicks and I won't have to worry about money for a while.

>>14303379
wow they are ugly with the roof on

>>14303379
Disgusting Malibu in the background
I'm getting interested in importing a 180 actually, how was it? Do you have any photos?

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>>14303371
>>14303376
Fixed the autistic colouring, enjoy.

>>14303371
dat file name

>>14303413
mate that's fukken mint
great editing too

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gday

>>14303389
Yeah the boot line is way too high relative to the bonnet, it does look better
irl than in pics though but the lines still don't look as flowing as the coupe.
Surely nothing a 326 power wing and a decent kit can't fix :p
>>14303390
Nah don't have any, it was 4 years and like 20 phones ago. It was black, stock
exterior and slammed on black bbs 16" reps and lock that could pretty much
hang a u turn in a driveway haha best car I've ever owned, gonna get another
as soon as I get my fulls again.

>have enough saved for 3months of neeting
>worried I won't be able to get a job at the end
Still tempted though

>>14303435
do you want to change jobs or something?

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>>14303413
The original source for this one is Nicholas Sellars before anyone attacks about that shit. I just raped the image in to a vector, edited the background and colours a bit and bam.
What pizza place is this anyway?

>>14303439
I'm just bored and want a break

>>14303382
mx5anon is that you?

>>14303449
no, he sucks dicks for free

>>14303444
what do you do now?
I would at least try getting into some freelance work if i'm taking that long off

>sick of being neet and want to start working
>will need to move for work
>moving cost money
>don't have enough neet bux to move
>have to remain a neet untill I get more bux

>>14303463
>Be NEET, Desperately want a job
>No one offers you a job

>Have job
>People offering you new jobs every week

I had a job for 6 months at a winery and every week i'd get offered another job doing labor.

>>14303475
I'll have no trouble finding a job I just need the money to move and shit. Want to have at least 5k - 10k in the account to fall back on should anything happen.

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>>14303435
How much have you saved? I'd say you'd need 250 at least per week unless your gonna drink goon and stay indoors gaming.

>>14303486
$250 a week to smoke weed and play vidja games seems right

>can survive riding in 10c and rain
>18 now
>can't feel my legs
Winters gonna hit like a brick

>>14303481
That's what parents and or banks are for.

>>14303552
It's only because you're used to it being hot and now it's cold.

>>14303555
Parents are dead and I'm not Bruce Wayne (parent's aren't actually dead, I just have nothing to do with them) And banks are controlled by Jews.

>>14303552
you little bitch, 18 is nothing, it's not even raining

>>14303564
Looks like you need to save those NEET bux then.

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>be me
>still on L plates at 19
>want to rip hektik skidz
>only own a fwd mazda 3

>>14303573
I am thinking of getting a mazda 3 for a daily, is it good to drive? Also buy a $1000 commie with rego and do skids until you impound it, good fun.

>>14303564
Get an unsecured loan with loan insurance then just start turning up to work stoned, get a seperation certificate when you get fired and then kick it rediculous.

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>>14302760
>admitting to be friends with Hazimmy

>>14303576
I have a hatch and it's a pretty comfy car man, it's good as a daily
lots of trunk space and has comfy seats with enough space in the back for people
mine has bluetooth audio, idk if it was optional with the trim but being able to play my own music is pretty okay
and it's a mazda so it'll last a while and be cheap to service and fix
so basically if you need a relatively modern dd that you'll be using for a long time you should probably get one, if not just get a $1000 corolla shitbox

>>14303609
I've had and killed <$1000 shitboxes all my life. I had a 2001 corolla then a hyundai excel which i killed 3 weeks ago. I was thinking mazda 3 because it's good on fuel, looks nice and it'll be reliable for years and years.

>>14303570
I know I do, but I want to start working already.
I'm caught in a fucking loop.
Guess I'll wait 3-6 months hopefully then I'll build up a stack of neet bux big enough to fall back on.

>>14303573
>still on L plates at 19
mate, i'm in the same boat on this one. oneday.png

>>14303053
just machine it, bro

>just finish cleaning maggots off bed
>eide awake from shock
>wanna drive but need to get to sleep
fuck

>>14303700
>maggots
what sort of filthy degenerate are you?

>>14303709
His GF is a bit stiff.

>>14303714
Doesn't matter, more holes to fuck

shitty sick anon reporting in. bloody diarrhea has stopped and I'm now constipated. at least now I can go rip skids in my car and not my pants. still going to go to the doctors when I get the chance though...

>>14303227
dw man i do this too
i have long legs also and sit far forward, i feel like im locking my leg when i push the clutch and pedals in when im all the way back.

>>14303576
parents have a 3 and i used to drive it tons when i was on my L's
very smooth and nimble. it would be fun as a manual

>>14303576
my neighbor just replaced her shitbox with a new mazda 3 I don't know how to feel because her shit box was the funniest thing I've seen but she's now got a decent car so yeah... maybe it's just my boner that is confused. she's hot.

>>14303102
>freelander
fuck no, they're horrible

also you are now aware of "baby rabies", cranking female idiocy up to 11

if she wants to sit up high in some suv faggotry, just buy an x-trail and be done with it (and enjoy your petrol costs, you're literally driving a brick)

if you actually want a 4x4, save your shekels. if not, buy a fucking falcadore wagon or something with actual space inside

>>14303763
Go ask her if you can put it in her shit box.

>>14303709
a fly died on it and I didn't realise.
i'm actually a full clean freak, don't go 2 weeks without washing sheets

What is the best new car and why is it the S660?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGECCGH11ZY

>>14303766
Series 1 Freelander isn't actually bad, but i would definitely get something else.

>>14303772
>don't go 2 weeks without washing sheets

More like 1 week, I change pillow case twice a week and wash them every sunday.

that's how you get rid of acne.

>>14303770
I really want to start talking with her again, we were childhood friends but drifted apart because we went to different schools. Also feel like the fact I haven't done jack shit with my life doesn't make me very appealing.

>oh hey anon how have you been?
>yeah, pretty good.
>that's cool, what have you been doing?
>nothing.

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>>14303728
>>14303728
I literally touched cloth 20 mins ago, coming back from a 2 hour drive with my girlfriend with my bonds packed full of fudge. Only been dating for 3 weeks too, lucky I've got a mx5 so I could stop her whiffing my shit, Im not even ill I ran 10km this morning, feelsbatman.

>>14303777
>1 week
m8
unless your gfs a squirter or you sweat like a turk you really don't have to do it weekly, your sheets will be cardboard before long

>>14303779
always use open ended question/answers. I'm 21 year old fat NEET and do nothing but sit on my PC, play csgo every now and then and I have a qt fitness model gf, it's possible to get what you want if you try.

>>14303789
Yeah well it is summer, my pillow cases always get that oily look on it after a few days so I swap them when I notice it.

>tfw only wash sheets every few months

>>14303793
Maybe you should shower more you greasy cunt

>>14303803
I shower once a day before bed, I should be fine but apparently not.

>>14303807
weird
ah well, better to wash too often I suppose

Can someone in SA plz buy this? I would but only just got a new car.
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/balaklava/cars-vans-utes/1976-mazda-121-coupe-cd2vc-rx5-cosmo/1101986057

>>14303882
>gutless engine
>no rotor

>>14303897
If it ain't a rotor it ain't a motor
-supreme hoon fitzy

>>14303882
Would dd the fuck out of that

HOLY SHIT

Is it too good to be true??

A BMW 330ci that is MANUAL and NOT over 180,000KM and NOT priced over $16K

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/forrestdale/cars-vans-utes/bmw-330ci-manual/1099020742

Is this too good to be true lads?

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>>14303882
would buy

>tfw have lightbulb moment over what's up with my bike
>then a few seconds later realise that it'll be a pain to fix
Starting to think my pilot jet is clogged, runs poorly up til 7k-8k where it runs fine, that's the point where it switches to the main jet.

Hope it's just a clean to fix it and not rejeting

>>14304324
it's a bike, piece of piss to fix, just do it cunt

>Wake up early to go to gym because I havent in a week
>Gyms closed until wednesday because of Australia day.

tfw

>>14306310
Straya day cunt, gotta prepare

>tfw working 8:30pm-midnight
This will be my most Australian day yet, turning up to work half drunk still

>>14304230
it looks like theres a decent neighborhood in the background and the car doesnt look modded to shit so it looks like its good.

>>14306368
All of these public holidays are a waste of time.

>>14306793
I love them. Double pay feels good even if it's a maccas wage

>>14304230
>that comfy ultra-wide driveway
fuck, sometimes I dream of living in one of those modern aussie suburbias with the wavy kerbs and stuff

>>14303043
Good luck.I'm behind 7 proxies.

Estimated cost for a new clutch installment at the mechanics?

06' SVZ Thunder

counted up all the jew coins I've been hiding away in my jew hole. I have $500 jew bux. gong to go the bank and get them professionally counted by jews and then exchanged for green jew notes.

>>14308412
About three fiddy

>>14308439
Even if I took out the word Jew from your sentence it still made sense.

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>>14308449
God damn it not you again!

>>14308519
>>14308449
It would only cost about tree fiddy realistically. So he is correct.

Anyone know what some decent brands are for general bits? Are SCA and Ryco shit? I'm looking at replacing my air filter and those are honestly the only brands a lot of stores have for most things.

>>14308412
call the mechanics and ask for a quote if you wnt an answer thats not three fiddy

it might be three fiddy tho

>>14308628
Westfil for filters

>>14308718
What stores carry those? Supercheap doesn't and Repco's shit is just shit since they don't list prices or anything at all.

>>14308728
pep's

>>14304230
>>14306736
>>14307626
I'm a few grand off the asking price so I'd need to sell my current car in order to afford it.

Is it a cunty thing to ask if they would wait for me to sell my car and then get enough dosh?
>all assuming the car is actually in good nick after i've had a look at it and want to buy it


>also tfw haven't driven a manual in 8 years.

>>14308749
>what is negotiation

how is everybody.
surgery on right arm last friday, TFCC repair.
6 more weeks in a cast.
now who's gonna buy my ef from me, i'll give it too ya cheap. comes with spares

>>14308871
sorry, i'm not aboriginal enough for an ef

>>14308628
Ryco is fine

>>14308871
only if it's fuckn dardy

>>14308922
>>14308968
347, with tko 600, and mini spool.
comes with spare plugs, pads, 15x10 cragars with tyres for the rear and a custom body kit that was never fitted.

7000 seems reasonable right?

>rack ball joints almost due
>booked in next week to get them done
>want to go for a drive right now
fuck this feel

guy I know with an AE86 has finally fixed it up. saw him driving around earlier today. tempted to try and buy it off him but doubt he will accept a low ball offer.

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>>14309228

>>14309246
I will when I see him next. he was asking 7k when it wasn't fully finished but now it's done it's worth a heap more. All it needs is a tofu sticker and it's set.

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made it to the top of lamington national park
don't go its a shitty road

>>14309000
>ef
more like 700

>have a tailgate rattle
>can't find it
>removed all the trim, still rattles
>changed latch, still rattles
>can't adjust the striker because the previous owner rounded the bolts
>window seal coming lose
Why is this so hard

>>14309470
just get a new tailgate from a junkyard lad

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>>14303413

gr8 lads

>>14309470
>>14309516
I just had a stroke of autism and wrapped a shitload of duct tape around the striker, rattle is fucking gone

>>14303882
shieet i remember those cars

Some guy had those exact two cars listed about 8 or 10 months ago. Wanted 750 for the blue one or 850 for the brown one. I rang up keen as but he was too far away.

Good buy i guess, looks like somebody had their fun with them too. Cunt wants more than he payed for them though

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>live in front of a road drainage dip
>used to hearing dumb cunts going too fast and bottoming out all the time
>last night
>hear some fuckwit revving his tits off at the intersection nearby and zoom past my house
>sudden screeching of tyres
>BANG
>BANG
>run outside because I thought they crashed into a parked car or something
>stupid fuck bottomed out twice so hard they left a nice mark to remember them by
>they actually drove onto the other side of the road because they thought it would be "safer"

Stolen car or P plater?

>>14303109
Love em, gas for mileage and costs, Petrol for actual grunt.

>>14309749
is it one of those cheeky hidden dips
hate those when it's night and I can't see shit

>>14309821
Nah, it's a metre wide, shallow concrete dip right at the start of my street. You'd have to be pretty fucking dumb/new to driving to damage your car with it. People do smaller scrapes on it all the time but after 7 years of living here that hero last night takes the cake.

>>14309841
>at the start of the street
the cunts deserve it then
there'a this stupid road near me, really small suburbia roads, 4-way intersection, two cunts opposite eachother have stop signs and one has no signage/full right of way
the one with no stop sign has a big fucking drain dip, can't go more than 20k over it, hidden below a crest and unmarked
half the time I see bits of bumper lying around

>>14309853
There's a road about 1km from me that has 3 dips within 50 metres of each other that require you to go 5-10km over them or risk fucking up the bottom of your radiator, people who live in the area with lowered cars actively avoid the road. If I wasn't a driver I'd say we should have these everywhere to deter fuckwits hooning in suburbs or built up housing areas.

>>14306793
mohammad pls go

>>14308728
Auto one

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bought a 20 dollar chinese quadcopter on ebay

despite the battery lasting for a couple of minutes per charge, this shit is fun

>>14309925
I thought the same with all the chinese novelties I bought, then they break within a week.

>>14309933
I'm expecting this to break within a week

but what a week

>>14309934
Should have bought 2 of them so they could at least last 2 weeks until you got over the novelty.

>>14309925
oh man these memecopters are everywhere.

>mfw my dream on a drone car will one day be a reality

>>14310301
mad jimmy

>want to buy car
>look on gumtree
>every single car I like I can't get
>too far away
>costs too much
>not P plate legal

every damn car

how easy is it to remove the lpg system from a dual fuel car?

>>14309967
>>14309934
>>14309933
>>14309925
you cunts need a hobby.

>>14310365
its not a DIY job mate

never learned to drive manual /dat/ should I buy a car and try to teach myself or just live the auto life?

>>14310372
I know it's something you'd have to get done professionally. was just hoping someone could give an estimate on time/cost

>>14310375
manual is easy once you get the hang of it

>>14310375
Does it really matter that much to you?

Buy the cheapest manual car your can find and learn on that if it worries you that much.

>>14310397
that's the thing I need a car I can drive now. don't want to buy a manual and then regret it when I destroy the clutch and transmission.

>>14310371
They do, it's drones and fun little tech.

on gumtree there's ads that have the prices, and then there's ads with the price but (negotiable) next to it

does this mean the seller wants more that what they listed for, or could be talked down from the price?

>>14310432
It means you offer them 20 cents and some belly button fluff.

>>14310432
Thay want you to offer some cash with a 1/4 of weed and a KFC Ultimate burger box.

>>14310375
Won't your license have an auto only condition?

>>14310451
no wtf?

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/kadina/cars-vans-utes/1998-suzuki-jimny-wagon/1102166435

jimmy should get a jimmy
but are there any in auto?
doubt he'd drive manual

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>>14310554

Jimmy needs a Jimny

>Lift it
>Put 33s on it
>Massive reduction in gears
>Air lockers

Go drive up walls and over every AH Astra he sees.

>>14310570
how much would this cost to do?
doubt he has the neet bux to do it

>>14310554
>jimmy doesnt drive manual
shm desu senpai

Generally speaking, why is a 6MT better than a 5MT?

>>14310583
i dont know but pretty sure all his past cars were manual

>>14310608
His main memorable 2 were auto, MR2 and astra(rip)

>>14310587
More MTs

>>14310608
>astra was confirmed auto
>mr2 was jdm import with auto
>falcoon was auto

>>14310628
Civic was manual, wasn't it?

Jimnys came in soft top so he could get two birds stoned at once.

>>14310633
i dont think he ever said but 4 out of his 6 cars were confirmed auto so im gonna say it was auto
did he ever say if the bmw was auto?

>>14310646
It was auto iirc.

>>14310658
5/6 confirmed auto so im gonna say the civic was auto

>>14310661
Makes sense, learning stick wouldn't be an issue otherwise.

>>14303573
it's easy as piss to rip hectics in a fwd
pop some maccas trays under the rear tires and cut some hoops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ede18N02S_w

Even without them it's easy enough to spin tires and make hectic squeals when you're taking off from a traffic light

>>14310371
you're not my real dad

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>tfw cock blocked by some other bitch that wants my cock and wouldn't leave me alone and then this swag fag that wouldn't stop chatting up the girl I wanted to talk to

HAPPY STRAYA DAY CUNTS

>>14310512
In the more intelligent states they have a condition on licences that show you can only drive an auto due to being a shit driver.

>>14310846
Under new management for over 200 years, get used to it ya black cunts.

>>14310915
lol looks likes someones mad that theyre state cucks them, bet you have p plate restrictions too

>>14310931
Nah, I never had that shit.

I wouldn't want someone to have got their licence with an auto to be allowed out on public roads in a manual car.

I bet you can't even shift without the clutch.

top effort in /b/, lads

I want a sports car to use on my Ps
Ive got about 10k and the ones ive been looking at the most are skylines, supras and silvias
Are there any others I should consider?

Also I live well out of the city so police dont give a fuck as long as you arent on a highway, so having them follow me around isnt really a problem

>>14310941
:^)

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Fucking Google, you used the wrong image cunts!

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Made this for the new thread OP on straya day but i'll be working (double time baby) and won't be able to post it

enjoy anyways

>>14303775
why does that door sound so horrible?

any canberra friends here?

>>14311043
>Living that close to the parliment house

No thanks senpai.

what's a decent brand for coilovers? is tein okay?

>>14311174
cheap ebay with a tein sticker

>>14310941
>>14310957
What happened?

Sup neets, when replacing a car's seats, do you change both sides or only your own? Personally, I only change my own because I'm a stingy cunt.

>>14310587
>>14310620
Guessing 6 speed vs 5?

More gears mean it can have tighter ratios so more speeds are in the powerband. Plus probably some bullshit about fuel economy but guessing you aren't asking for that

>>14311293
>having more than one seat
Enjoy all that weight ruining your 0-100 time pleb

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>>14311280
Wouldn't you like to know.

>>14311315
Spookey

>>14311315
Well, to be honest. I would like to know.

happy invasion/citizen's/microaggression day, lads

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>>14310938
>tfw did your driving tests in brand new Auto Lancer
>go straight to driving a manual 120Y Datto

The only real danger is the driver dying from embarrassment from stalling it all the time.

>>14311043
man, fukken canberra, visited recently
>driving up mt ainslie at night
>see sign for roos, yeah i'll be careful
>auddenly headlights come across one roo, just staring at me
>drive slowly past
>keep going, round a corner
>suddenly there's 20+ roos just chillin at the side of the road
>all are staring at me, just standing there
fuck, felt like a melbournian poofta walking into the old workers pub aye

>>14313145
>had 4 drinks left for today
>perfect amount for fun with friends
>go to toss them in the esky
>turns out room mate drank them
>now I need to brave the rush at the bottleo
Might buy some goon now, pretty fucking aussie

How long should I leave after my last drink if I want to blow 0?

>>14310991
lucky you its bucketing down rain here and im bored as shit

>>14310991
>10.5hrs of work today
Feels good man.

2004 VY Commodore in auto. total pos or what?

>>14313558
Any commodore auto is trash in my experience, My dad has a VT commodore and the diff and gearbox is fucked and it takes a few seconds for the gearbox to figure out what gear it's in and then the diff and driveshaft make a bang or clunk and then shifts. It could be alright if it's taken care of properly but i'd consider an econobox from the mid 00's like a mazda 3, suzuki swift etc.

any other places to look at cars besides scumtree?

>>14313707
GraysOnline. I've been going through GraysOnline, Scumtree, eBay and Carsales. It's been a month and I've only just found a car I like.

>>14313145
>felt like a melbournian poofta walking into the old workers pub aye

And you know this feel how?

>>14311315
2spoopy4me

>>14313717
>went to graysonline because curious
>motor vehicles section
>you can buy buses for $1500
i dont need a bus but thats cool af

>>14313801
Yea haha, Scroll down, there was a mazda 6 for 2k or something

>>14313810
i found an audi a5 for $109 kek

>>14313823
Yeah you gotta bid on them though, My dads friend bought a vt hsv for $1000 and all it needed was new tires

>>14313836
not bad though. i dont think i'd do it though if im bidding on something which might be a total lemon since i cant even go see it before i buy it.

>>14313845
>i dont think i'd do it though if im bidding on something which might be a total lemon since i cant even go see it before i buy it.
That's how Jimmy got his astra, you'll be fine

>>14313855
t-thanks anon... i feel much more confident in bidding on cars now......

How much is it and how difficult is it to import a car from the US guys? I want a fantastically boring piece of shit that wasn't sold here, specifically this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Taurus_%28second_generation%29

How would I go about getting on here?

>>14313890
why...

>>14313890
>V6
>4 speed auto only
>FF
Genuinely why?

>>14313890
>I want a fantastically boring piece of shit that wasn't sold here

Why would you want to? It's has the same standards as the E series falcons. Get a BA wagon.

It might be unique but fuck, that car is a piece of shit, Buy a new mustang if you want american junk.

>>14311320
>>14311355
>>14312545
basically there was a thread about some cunt wanting to buy an mr2 and i posted a jimmy snap oversteer meme and jimmy was summoned from the grave

>>14313296
A day

>>14314036
is it in the archives?

>>14314036
>jimmy was summoned from the grave
what is this bullshit

>>14314036
you mean he was posting in the thread?

>>14314052
he wasn't.

>>14314044
its gone forever
>>14314047
well hes died twice now so its not hard to believe

it wasn't jimmy in the thread

>>14314042
Well fuck that, might just down them all when I get there so I can be sober.

>>14314083
>twice
he didnt go out in the astra crash, he's in most of the pics talking to the CFS
will he ever post on /dat/ again or is he too afraid of everyone ripping on him?

>>14314052
How would you know on a board without names or trips.

>>14314094
>will he ever post on /dat/ again
He's still posting here, just as anon. He never left.

>tfw gf tells me to give her some music on a cd for her car
>Put all dumb songs on it.

>Justin Bieber
>Lonely Island
>Weird Al
>Crazy Frog
>El Mundo - Chacarron
>Always sunny songs
>Duck stories
>Daler Mehndi - Tunak Tunak Tun

I can't wait for her to use it and get really mad

>>14314094
jimmy doesn't afraid of anything.

>>14314103
i mean with his trip on
maybe hes just waiting till the astra fire thing calms down

>>14314106
>2016
>sill usings CDs

>>14314112
that wouldnt surprise me. i think he'll be back when he gets a new car/astra.

>>14314122
nope he won't be

>>14314106
>Daler Mehndi - Tunak Tunak Tun
I fucking love that song

>>14314127
ok jimmy

>at friends place for straya day lunch
>someone already brought a joint out
>my turn comes round, take a bit more than my own share
>everyone else is fucked
>I'm sitting here mostly sober
Being the only frequent smoker sucks.

Though it is opposite for alcohol. One or two drinks will really start to affect me while others are fine

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>>14314107
but he's afraid to post on /dat/

>>14314112
the astra fire will NEVER calm down

>>14314148
falcunt did threaten him a bunch so its not surprising. plus that whole car thing a few weeks ago.

>>14314148
the last /dat/ meet was his last ride. doubt it was meant to end the way it did but still.

>>14314156
>burned into our memories 4ever

>>14314161
>implying falcunt can be threatening

>>14314172
I can still remember the smell of him burning rubber. And lots of oil

>>14313730
because i've seen a poofta cunt walk into my local and we all just stared the cunt down, could see him squirm

https://youtu.be/beyIA4ol6DE
Straya day cunts. Go be strayan and shit.

Just don't be a shitposting cunt like this guy, just emulate the didgeridoo bit

>>14314264
I'm going to drive around all day blasting aussie music and shouting cunt everywhere I go.

>>14314143
>midday joint
fucking grouse, a low-alcohol beer or two is alright during the day but if you're getting plastered before 3pm then you're a fuckhead

also are you skinny? i smoke three times as much as my mates do and don't feel much, they're all chubbyish and i'm lanky
I also smoke only once in a blue moon

any of you cunts know whats still open today? i want to go get some hungry jacks but its a public holiday

>>14314289
fast food joints will be open m8

>>14314289
well maccasanon is working so im guessing maccas'd be open

>>14314259
>takes one to know one.

Ya fagget!

>>14314611
you sure showed him

>>14314790
fucken oath, straya cunt!

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>australia day
>people are patronising maccas

>>14314830
>australia day
>posting anime
please go

>>14314830
I'm patronising your mum, fagget!

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>>14314847
never

>>14314851
>necrophile

Going to the track today since someone wants to buy my Lancer
Might try to squeeze in a few laps before they show up

>>14314879
>>necrophile
Dead nigger is best nigger.

>>14314921
that's right nigger. flog the shit out of it before you sell it to some poor unsuspecting ching chong.

>>14314106
put some death grips on a cd for her

>>14314106
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU NOT INCLUDE JIMMY'S ALBUM AND 80'S MERCEDES?

>>14314273
I called multiple cyclists fags on the way home.

Doubt they heard me through my helmet and bike but it made me feel great

>>14315109
I slow down and pedal beside them on my motorbike, topkeks always had.

>>14315126
Good idea man, slowing down so much will suck, gotta go fast mate

>>14315109
this is why you need a convertible .drive past a pack of those pricks and call them cunts, they will hear you for sure

>>14315087
Because no one gives two fucks about them.

>>14315157
>>>/out/

>want a fast car with good handling
>also want to be able to handle dirt roads and shitty surfaces
>subaru seema the only option but all manual turbo subies are thrashed
fucking hell
reccomendations?

>>14315192
auto scooby + manual conversion + new turbro

>>14315207
would probs be easier/cheaper to rebuild a thrashed one m8

would an older forester be thrashed?

>>14315256
buy one from an older bloke or a female and you should be good but don't touch it if it's owned by anyone under 30. P plates are a red flag too.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/design/true-blue-legend-creates-solution-to-common-gripe-of-aussie-men/news-story/7fd608e031542ac288af05697c126af4

Would you /dat/?

>>14315325
>thought someone had finally invented animatronic catgirls
>just a singlet with a collar
ffs m8

>>14315325
I can't remember the last time I wore a singlet

>>14315430
You unAustralian fuck, I bet you have never slapped ya missus while wearing a wifebeater.

why do people spend $1000 on 1 hour with a prostitute when you could instead buy a set of sikk coilovers for your drift nissan?

>>14315453
why do people spend hundreds on drinking when they can buy sikk rice for their meme-stancecars?

>>14315453
because not everyone has a brother

>>14315462
I spent $20 for drinks and a pack of sausages, all you need to bring to a party

What are some good car games that aren't about racing? More like building and tuning engines, or a parts simulator?

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lads

should I sell my 86 and get this?

http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Lotus-Exige-2005/SSE-AD-3636712/?Cr=0

>mfw I'll contact his ex gf first and tell her ill give 45 grand cash in hand
>dumb bitch will probs accept and the guy can't do anything

lel

LOTS
OF
TROUBLE
USUALLY
SERIOUS

>>14315527
also p plate legal

>>14315527
yes

>>14315441
kek

got invited to an australia day party today

woke up an hour ago, just finished my coffee, not sure if I can be bothered going out

>tfw lazy

>>14315527
Those have the Camry engine, right?

>>14315527
ps im a vic fag so ill have to go all the way to nsw

why is he only asking 54 you reckon? the rest i see are about 70+ with more k's

>>14315556
nah mr2 i think

>>14315556
>>14315559

1.8L 2ZZ-GE engine (from the MR-S and gay 1999 FWD Celica) with Yamaha heads

>>14315585
The MR-S only came with the 1ZZ
The 2ZZ was in the gay FWD Celica and some "performance" Corollas

>>14315585
>>14315606
so should I get it cunts?

never seen a lotus on the streets. would only have to forkout another 15-20k

>>14315606

I do like the ZZ engine but hate the cars Toyota mounted them in. The Evora got the 2GR-FE V6, one of my favorite engines

>>14315638
The powerplant seems bulletproof, but the car'll attract a lot of attention. It's also extremely small, meaning it's hard to DD it. Are you sure you want to live with that?

>>14315667
>It's also extremely small, meaning it's hard to DD it.
This.

It really is a car for manlets if you wanna DD it.

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>>14315667
>but the car'll attract a lot of attentio

good

i'm only 6' anyway i like small cars with two seats ay

>>14315521
Automation.

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>all this bullshit about abbos
>malcolm gives a soppy heartless dicksucking message
>meanwhile everyone puts their fingers in their ears and screams when scientists say that abbos probably genocided the people who lived here before them

>>14315796

>6'
>dailying an Elise

oh boy

Help me, it was too hot so I climbed in the spa and now no one else is joining me but in too comfy to get out.

>>14315872
Just cook the crabs off and enjoy a beer m8.

>>14315888
I already drank all mine, trying to be responsible for once

>>14315911
>Straya day
>Responsible

M8

>>14315911
>>14315918
Oh wait, literally as I posted that the beer bong came out. Things may get messy soon

>>14315923
Be a hero and shelve the beer bong.

>>14315936
Can't, will be too fun to watch.

>>14315667
What's so bad about a lot of attention

>>14315946
I did mean for you to use it like an enema.

>>14315996
That gets you drunk real quick man, very dangerous

>>14316031
Weak cunt.
It's fucking 'Straya day, ave a go m8.

>>14316036
>it's straya day
>pour beer up your arse or you're a soft cunt

>>14316049
>not shitposting on 'Straya day

Fuck off mohammad

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/mawson-lakes/oil-coolant-liquids/mobil-1-fully-synthetic-oil/1102235589

anyone want some free oil MX5anon looking at you. make your next job easy

>>14316108
Dibs

>>14315430
>Not wearing a singlet and stubbies for maximum Australia Day comfy.
m8.

/dat/ why can't I find a qt trap bf/gf?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv05IIPRY6Y

Really? Fucking really?

>>14316226
I wish I knew

>>14310991
New thread time?

>>14316427
K

>get shitfaced
>phone, keys and wallet are next to my bed
>have one fucking beer
>wallet is long gone
Fuck me. All those reward cards gone.

>>14316447
Don't worry mate, OZBargain has your back, the rewards cards are shit- just seek out them specials.

>>14316427
You know how this works right? You make the thread- you then link it back here and we start the shitpost loop again.

If this doesn't bring Jimmy back I don't know what will.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7yUHwZSrlU

NEW BREAD
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>>14317230
>>14317230