What is the most ricer vehicle out there? Like what pops into mind when you think "ricer".
Am I the only person that's ok with rice as long as it's relatively clean and symmetrical and has the power to back up the crazy looks?
DESU most modern cars with their le angry fish face shit look "riced" to me anyway.
>>Buys a bov, muffler, ecu mod and maybe injectors
What's wrong with that? The 'thinks he's an engine wizard' part is entirely in your head so give me a better argument.
Nothing wrong with that at all. A better example would be pillar pods on a non turbo eclipse or a mustang. People try to portray a tuner without actually tuning. People who buy wrxs mostly do know what they are doing.
I have a soft spot for ricers even though I only own classic muscle. I just tend to hate their owners. I like their style as long as it isn't overdone, and I tend to prefer rear wheel or all wheel drive
They probably dyno at 220 whp, I assume, based on BNR32s and ST205s dynoing in that range
If they're at 12 psi stock then 21 psi would be 9 more pis.
8 hp/psi x 9 = 72
220 + 72 = 292
My ricer math says that's entirely possible
Not one of these are ricer. Being a jap mobile doesnt consitute as being a flaming rice fag.. at all. That 240 has a shitty kit.. but overall its not bad.
>To make my case
> present u with this
>SO MUCH RIICCCEEE
> WHERE MY COUNTRY GONE!?
Saw one identical to this Honda yesterday.
>darker blue with some sweet baby blue flames
>20" wheels that looks like they belong on some beaner's truck
>huge pointless spoiler
They didn't go balls out on the hood like this one though.
Rice is refering to terrible cosmetic upgrades as well as poor attempts at tuning. Usually they arent cranking up the boost. They are throwing on a fart can. Trying to figure out what a bov is so it sounds cooler. Going on ebay to find sweet fast n furious type body kits. And adding sweet decals for good messure Someone posted a stock subi sti.. wtf does that have to do with anything? Ur a tard.
Dude no. Thatd make it a rally replica. A ricer has no idea how to do ANY of that shit tastefully. Hes have flame decals shooting out of his hoodscoop. And ground efx. And all types of shit that just doesnt add up. Even these stance fags are above ricers. They had to figure out how to destroy theyre camber.. a ricer has no clue what camber is. U pickin up what im puttin down bromigo?
A 'ricer' a cheaply modded car with predominantly visual alterations like non-functional air scoops, body-kits or wheels that don't match the actual performance level of the vehicle. While those are mostly done in bad taste, a flashy (ugly) exterior alone doesn't qualify for the term and neither do functional mods like proper rear wings or anything that actually helps the engine to produce more power. Image = not rice, for example.
>Orange horns in the grill
If you drive a Subaru (it's literally always a Subaru) with sick jay dee emm tait hella hornz in the grill, you are a ricer piece of shit. Cry all you want but nothing will ever make this less true.
That is bad rice
This is good rice
>what if said car could blow ur fucking doors off
>and everything else looks good?
Is it ricer to turbo a car, LSD swap the diff, and paint the car blue?
Doing a diff install twice instead of right the first time, it really cures the rice fever.
Thanks by the way. It's the first Z31 I saw when I realized they existed, so I bought it and fixed it up.
Yep.. its from japan. So rice sempai.
The scoop might be a little too big but thats really all I can see wrong with it
>doesnt like scissor doors
Thatll do it. A nice rim and tire setup along with some suspension work and thatd be a bad bitch. If ur feeling really crazy maybe even a nismo lip (if getable from japland).
>pic semi related (rims nigga)
I considered this before getting the cure to rice fever.
Just based on the picture alone there really isnt anything ass backward about it. Its just a flat black miata with aftermarket rims and tires and a stupid hood. Hella stickers tho. But still too calculated to be full on pep boys "oh those fucking neons would be sweet with those flame stickers and strobe lights". The issue is ppl call cars ricers like b/tards call shit autism. Legit less then half of the time does the slur even apply. I was bored enough to talk shit about it today when i saw a bunch of cars i enjoyed being slandered. I fucking hate miatas.. but thats not rice sempai.
Damn. Ur rice cancer is all the way cured huh? As u can see mine lies dormant in wait.. nice car.. needs dish.. neeeeds DISH! LIPPPSSSS. lol. It would look beautiful. But function over form is a big thing for me as well. Respect
Being broke is the real cure. I drew the tan car's mods above... some day I'll be able to afford spare welding materials aside from all the 32 year old parts that need to be improved first.
I love hijacking threads.
WTAC and Gruppe b come close
They were asking for it. OP and maybe 3 or 4 other anons got the idea.. nobody else even knew what a ricer was. That sketch looks insane. Needs more widebody, less wingage, and why split the front bumper? Dont get me wrong i couldnt have sketched that if i tried. But a slant nose 911 from the late 80s has a similar vibe. If u drew inspiration from that maybe ud refine the idea for down the road uses. Could be pretty sweet if u had endless funds to go crazy with.
Dont care if actual racecar. I smell rice. Reeeeeee ;)
that is fucking BAD. Problem is someone spent hundreds of thousands of dollars making sure all those fucking snow plows attatched to it create downforce. Its hideous tho.. kill it with fire.
see i understand people hating on the tacky shit too, but that just doesnt trigger muh rice flag.
the tackiness usually has more to do with it being done poorly.
like plastidip. we've had thread that have pics of people who knew what they were doing and used their forces for good, and then there was everyone else... but that alone isn't rice to me.
thing time attack cars
no consideration given to drag or fuel consumption
and just like group b they are built most entirely by field testing
No problem. I actually dig the wedge thing. Was looking at this and it kind goes with the lines u put down for the front bumper. I just dig how the slantnose 911 is rigid with really flowing lines (widebody) aswell.Its like they combined the first fairlady with ur bodystyle and made a german baby lol.
My car was so cool to me when I first got it. 1 and a half years in... it's become a hassle like raising a baby with none of the benefits... well, in my view.
You keep repeating 911, so I'll take away that you really want me to think about that Widebody Porsche kind of like the one in Wangan Midnight (blackbird, ブラックバード) looked. :)
I just hope this isn't one of those dumb 9/11 jokes I hate.
The only reason you fags are defending this is because you own one. This is the riciest that rice gets. I don't think I have found on in the wild with a quiet exaust and no stickers and shit.
>I don't think I have found on in the wild with a quiet exaust and no stickers and shit.
You're either exaggerating or being stupid enough to give into confirmation bias. I see at least one of these every day and they are nearly always stock. It's just rare to see the models from 2002-2010 stock because they're now cheap enough for 20 year olds to buy them thrashed and used.
>mfw I saw a perfectly stock 2007 STi next to me at a stoplight
That's retarded, having so little ground clearance that you can't fucking drive down a hill.
I have to say the lower trims of the second gen Mitsubishi Eclipse/Talon.
It's patrician to own a first gen.
I fucking want Scissor doors on my car, I don't care about the looks, everyone here parks like a jackass so I could practically hug a wall on oneside and save my car door dings
Why the fuck hasn't anybody mention Mustang?
Mother fuckers always have some shitty bodykit/autozone decals and other ricey shit.
>tfw the mustang has always been rice
>no real mods
it's currently in the shop getting turboed.
I've been thinking about getting Hella horns just because the WRX horns are so weak. The stock position is in the grill so where else am I going to put it? I was going to get them in black or dark gray for more low profile though.
And I have mudflaps because I go camping/on dirt roads in Arizona so often m8.
I think people overpay for rally armor though. I got some Rokblokz short flaps. They're short enough to not scrape over speed bumps and cost half as much. Stiffer too. Some people complain about that, but I know guys who've ripped off their Rally armors because it bent under the wheel while they were backing up.
>woop ass on anything made by the chinks
I'd like to see you try and top this
I think the 92-95 hatches are the best civics around, they seem to be more riced as a joke rather than seriously whenever i see them
nah the term rice comes from rice burner meaning that the car sounds like it runs off of rice and not gasoline. a car with a big load v8 cant be a ricer. a lil shit fart can 4cyl is a ricer... stuid fag
It's a replica which some might not consider rice but I'm not a fan of at all, thoughts?
"Rice" is so overused
This car is at most some non-functional moded
At this rate you might call anyone who owns CAI regardless what they do to the car a ricer just because you don't like it and you think it does nothing to improve the car
Or hell. You could even say why the fuck do you mod the car if you're driving it on the street?? You don't race you don't go to track. Any mod is rice
Stop overusing this word c'mon!
The word is so misused
In this case it's a body mod. At least it looks replica from the anime and look good
If you have improper coloured hood or fake material/cheap hood then it's rice.
There is nothing wrong with well done mods even if they don't contribute to your MUH FUNCTIONAL SPEED INCREASING!!!! Muh RACE CAR SPEED
Some people have no taste, saw this in my town one day
is it though
is it really?
spotted this viper a few months before I saw that eclipse
Dude's got balls rolling around in that, and at least it's not an absolutely awful job. I've seen far, far worse.
Would be nice if he actually put some effort into making it fast as well, though.
These little shits are probably the most riced-out cars around here. 6/10 F&F-style bodykitted, scissor-doored and brightly-colored/stickered cars here are Tigras.
Don't get me wrong guys it's a good replica he even got the right rims (wrong colour but still) I don't like it because I'm an evil fan boy and would never do that to my own lancer just wanted opinions :p