>No, I'm not compensating for anything. I just want

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>>14297360

>OP sees someone having fun in a car and immediately thinks about penises

>>14297366
>sees car
>promptly thinks about drivers dick

And that's how we know OP is a yuropoor. Faggot was a given.

>>14297366
>op thinks his penis i important
>implying he will ever use it

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Well, every time I see a man in a fancy car I think "sorry about your penis".

Masculinity is fragile and cars are a form of compensation.

It's well known that many acts of male aggression are best understood as responses to anxiety about living up to standards of masculinity and continual pressure to prove oneself.

This is especially problematic in western society because there are no formal initiation rituals into manhood like many tribes do, so men in western society are left to affirm their manhood through activities like beating women, catcalling, projecting accusations homosexuality onto other males, and owning souped-up cars and driving too fast. (aka hooning).

Source: I have a degree in anthropology.

>>14297360
Thats the road along the Nurburgring. The exit to the left leads to Adenau and the start for the weekend racers.

Also: When you cannot stop thinking about cawks, youre probably pretty gay.

>>14297379
Nigga there ain't nothing fancy about a SN95

>>14297360
So why did you get a slow car then tinydick?

>>14297382
not an SN95, retard.

>>14297360
Nurnburgerring sticker on a moostang

lololololol

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>>14297379

Here's a crazy idea, maybe some people like to go fast and hoon, because it's fun.

It appears that your brand of fun consists of being some kind of pseudo intellectual asshole on an anonymous japanese image board and attempting to guess the length and girth of their penises based on their preferred make and model.

>>14297379
>Dat image
Wow despite lacking anti-christian sentiment that's probably the most completely flagrant summary of white genocide mind-policing I've ever seen it even has some Nazi accusation in there. It's probably even made by some poor mindfucked white woman since it's not subtle enough to have come directly from the jews.

There are literally people posting shit like this unironically on 4chan now, even on /o/. Wow.

>>14297410
On a gt 500? Eh whatever.

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>>14297379
nice b8

Lol that's how I feel not how I think about people in fast cars. Driving a sports car is no more compensating than filling your closet with a bunch of bullshit.

>>14297379
If you had a degree in anything you'd know that men like to have fast cars no matter their dicks. Anyone wants to get as far up as they can go, no matter where they start.

>>14297410
>>14297437

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hiSgO7Jq3I
Seems like they can run decent times. am i missing something?

>>14297379
Speak for yourself and the other pencil pushing twats

>>14297449
Because masculinity is fragile and they need something to compensate.

I'm
>>14297437
>>14297459
I don't have a problem with it any more than my general dislike of stickers. Gt500 is pretty sweet.

>>14297379
Go back to tumblr you faggot

>>14297379
>Doesn't like cars being driven fast

What are you doing here

>>14297366

Someone's butthurt

ill leave this here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EezFNU4qmAQ

>>14297360
Congrats OP you nailed it

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>>14297379
poe's law

>>14297379
kill yourself

>>14297379
>I'm a jealous poorfag

>Source: I have a degree in anthropology.
PFFTHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAH SHAHAHAHAIUDHIUADUIHAIUHUIHAHIUAIHUAHIUIUHAIHUA

>>14297379
nice pasta breh

>anthropology degree
>this post

At least you got to use it once, anon.

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>>14297379

Whether this is bait or not it sure as hell triggered people.

Good job.

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I like lots of traditionally masculine things, but I have an above average sized penis. I'm so confused.

>>14297360

i thought the penis compensating was always in reference to porsche owners

mid life crisis is a corvette

and a suv is every soccer mom

DID I DO A GOOD MEME GUYS? g-guys?

>>14297379
>I have a degree in anthropology

Bread and timestamp on certificate.

10/10 baiting ITT

Everything has to boil down to dicks, doesn't it?

>exercising? SMALL PENIS, YOU'RE COMPENSATING
>fast car? SMALL PENIS, YOU'RE COMPENSATING
>guns? SMALL PENIS, YOU'RE COMPENSATING
>rich? SMALL PENIS, YOU'RE COMPENSATING

It's as if the compensation meme was put forward by faggots with sour grapes. Or dick-obsessed modern leftists.

>>14297379
>wasting money/time on a useless degree

>>14297360
I have a race car AND a large penis. what does that mean?

>>14300176
It means you're lying.

>>14297379
Not disagreeing with your post, but in that picture, it lists "I'd prefer to date someone if my own color" as a douche thing to say. What the fuck? When did it become an issue to society to actually have any sort of preferences? I'm almost in awe. I mean, I knew these people were out there, but this rhetoric is seeping out of the dry, political tumblr blogs and into mainstream humor. God help us all.

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Pic fucking related.

>>14297379
>that image
9001% tumblr

>you dont agree with me?!
>YOu must hate women
>and youre a racist
>and a nazi

>>14297744

Yeah, OP :^)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SV9Uu2T0q0E

>>14297360
We go fast, not because we can, but because no one else will

Alpha manly behavior in western society is a luxury car, not a sports car.
So no one is compensating by getting a sports car. They're just boys being boys. Boys want to hoon that's life.

>>14300450
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>>14297379
"I have a gegree in anthropology"
Kinda sucks that this is the most you can do with it

I never understood this.

>You like x? Well you must be compensating.

I see it for almost every hobby I have. Boating, cars, motorcycles, guns, hunting, fishing, and off-roading. Why are people so obsessed with my cock? I just want to have fun, and not be a miserable suburbanite or city slicker like a majority of Americans are.

>>14302457
This, really.

>>14297379
hhahahaha

3/10 got me to reply

>Source: I have a degree in anthropology.
gave it away

>>14302362
No shit, you fucking retard. Given how bright you are, I'd expect you to understand why I posted it.

>>14302457

Wow, shitlord. How dare you have fun when underprivileged urban youths who literally din du nuffin are being shot by police? Do you really have to shove your white male rape device in everyone's faces by having fun with wheels or exploding things or sharp objects? It's 2016. IT'S TWENTY SIXTEEN

We will ban everything you like within ten years and then your compensation will come to an end. You better get ready since you're on the #wrongsideofhistory

(This is what modern idpol leftists actually believe)

>>14302644 (You)
yeah, thats exactly what you planned wasn't it?Wrong, you hoped someone would take it seriously and give you your precious little replies and thread controversy so you can beat yourself off to the idea of causality

Here, heres your damn stinking reply (You), enjoy it and spend it wisely

>>14302754
Yes, because somebody would take that video seriously.

>>14303008
(You) did

>>14297379
Big Ego Maniac, Yes, please instruct the masses of your divine knowledge of how everything correlates to the phallis.

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>>14302597

I'm digging up old memes for this level of... well, whatever it is.

>>14302659

PREACH!

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>>14297379
This is b8, but I'll play along. Of course males have no formal rituals into manhood, 18 is considered adult but you can't drink until you're 21, insurance companies consider you a sub human until you're 25, can't run for president until 35, and then I can't get the senior discount until i'm 50. At what part is manhood entered?

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>tfw small penis humiliation is my fetish

haha jokes on you fags, ill enjoy my fast cars AND my femdom fetishes

>>14303140
>At what part is manhood entered?

In tribal societies, this is marked by specific initiation rituals. Western society no not have these. Which leads to the problems outlined in >>14297379

>>14303143
But do you actually have a small peen? If not, joke's still on you lel.

>>14297366
>>14297373
>>14297375
>>14297379
>>14297386
>>14297879
>>14300217


you guys are gay for thinking the word 'compensating' is an automatic reference to penis size and ignoring ANY other reason

only like 10 people in my whole life, most of which i never talk to refer to, know my dick size. and no guy ive ever known did i ever know his dick size - especially while hard.
so why would people even jump to thinking that?

its like a hallmark hurr durr cancerous joke from 25 years ago that's gone way too fucking far.

>>14303149
So, now just putting this out there, by what I'm getting from this, and I'm just saying now, problems like this will be solved, stay with me on this, if we just reverted to being tribal societies.

why would you want to go fast only in straight line?

>>14303158
let me measure it

>>14297379
Dude, I have a flashy, loud, fast bike as well as, get this, a 90th percentile penis.
Barring the fact that I'm too poor to buy a properly fancy car I would absolutely do so if I wasn't.
I am compensating for a felt lack of masculinity, but definitely not my dick.

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/o/ - "penis discussion"

>>14303191
could probably be claybar'd off

would not rustle one jimmy.

>>14303199

frig off cyrus

>>14303163
>>14303158
its 5.3 inches

pretty average

>>14297467
I just explained to you why the word "compensate" is not applicable.

>>14299904
Its almost as if trying to imply one has a large dick is an attempt to compensate for being a poorcuck.

>>14303099
No, apparently you did. As expected of some underaged tardbucket.

>>14303281
NO YOU!! haha