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Does /o/ know this feel?
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get yo nasty ass feet off my dashboard
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It used to kinda tick me off when my ex did it, but now I miss her so much I'd do anything to have her feet on my dash again.
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>>14293628
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>>14293628
I feel u anon but remember your car would never break ur heart
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I just politely educate them that if the airbag deploys in the event of a collision they will be folded in half like a lawn chair, and their knees will end up inside their skull. Because airbags do not fucking care. I have 0 patience for stupid bitches.
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Racers don't need girlfriends.
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My boyfriend used to do that, but he had hairy legs and giant feet so it looked wierd.

I always thought his toes were pretty cute 2bh.
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>>14293642
But you can certainly break your car's heart
>Captcha: Select images with boats: Dodge Charger, Mercedes S Class
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>>14293651
Incubators and full-sized fleshlights are just excess weight on a vehicle.

The only girlfriend a true racer needs is his dominant hand or a TENGA.
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>>14293605
the only person i let do that is my mom

and she only does it on really long car trips (8+ hours)
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>>14293657
They've never had some dumbass cream their baby in an intersection. when they dropped it off at my house I cried. Insurance payout was less then I invested and I couldnt bring myself to build another with what was left. bought it back from insurance just to sell it later and stop the nightmare.
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>>14293605
You mean that feel when you get into a crash and the airbags deploy and shatter your leg bones and your his is broken as your legs twish out of their sockets?

No, never had that feel. I keep my feet on the floor.
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>>14293715
>his
hip*
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>>14293651
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>tfw have foot fetish
>tfw would probably crash the car from furiously masturbating
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>>14293732
>friend I had a crush on driving me around
>she doesn't like driving with sandals so drives barefoot
>mfw no foot fetish so just get weirded out
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I knew a kid who's girlfriend always did this. They were fighting and she tried to stomp his dash but instead she kicked out his windshield. Then I fucked her. She used to do it in my car and I told her that it was a good thing it didn't have an airbag or she'd be a split second from being a parapalegic or worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvZdF81q3Mg
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>>14293782
>Then I fucked her.
Don't you mean
>Then I cucked him.
?
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>>14293793
>being so obsessed with "cuck" that you try pry it in every post you can.

get help anon.
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>>14293745
Barefoot driving does not sound comfy at all.
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>>14293802
Her logic was that it would be safer to just drive barefoot than to do it with sandals/flip flops that could get tangled on the pedals
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>>14293811
she would be correct
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>>14293811
She's probably right, however keeping some cheap ass slip-ons in the car would solve both problems.
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>>14293801
Hey, the man is just calling it like it is. No sense in trying to sugar coat shit. You cucked another man.
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>no qt3.14gfwgr8feet
>no car
>wizard level 24
>kissless
>hand-holdless
>jobless

suicide should be fun right
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>>14293605
how is she standing in your car did you drive it into a ditch?
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>>14293828
I'm 30, still haven't had the balls to pull the trigger.
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>>14293674
JList marketing team?
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>>14293829
Rotate the picture anon
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>>14293826
Its not cuking if the other dude wasnt sitting there watching it. Get help anon.
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>>14293617
literally what i was gonna say
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>tfw gutted dash and all seats in car for weight reduction
>replaced passenger seat with a cooler for snacks

You cucks can deal with being a driver for women.
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>>14293793
No, I didn't mean that but you could say that.

>>14293826
I don't know if saying "I fucked his girlfriend" is any sweeter than saying "I cucked that faggot". I do it all the time. You should probably get off your high horse if you ever want to fuck hot chicks you're either going to cuck people or be a statutory rapist since once hot girls hit about 16 they ALWAYS have a boyfriend.
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>>14293832
Nah, I bought a TENGA and love it. I don't dare shop at J-List, and I have adblock on just to hide those ads.
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>>14293872
cuck·old
ˈkəkəld,-ōld/Submit
nounarchaic
1.
the husband of an adulteress, often regarded as an object of derision.
verb
1.
(of a man) make (another man) a cuckold by having a sexual relationship with his wife.
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>>14293802
It's not bad. Common in San Diego, where I used to live for 27 years. Like >>14293811 said, it's safer than wearing sandals.
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>>14293990

Really obsessed with it arent you m8. Get help anon.
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>dad got me a fox body for my 18th birthday
>rusty, faded paint, seat brackets fucked to all hell, no ac or heat, airbags didnt work
>Mechanically perfect
>Decimate everyone my age with it
>fucking love that thing
>eventually move on, keep the fox garaged, not sure what to do with it. not in good enough shape for DD, not quick enough for weekend warrior
>eventually put a cover on it and forget about it
>12 years later, dad dies of his MS
>going through old photos and shit
>find a picture of the day he gave me the fox
>feels bad man

Currently have it torn down and ready to be rebuilt from the ground up. Foar u dad
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>>14294004
It's my first post in this thread lad I just couldn't let you be wrong.
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>>14293990
Also please note that it was just his girlfriend, not his wife so you proved yourself just as wrong as him.
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>>14294034
>>14293990
>>14294040

Anon, if you look closely at the definition will see the word "make."

That means a man gets another man to fuck his woman, If a man and woman break up, its not cuck. Sorry. At least understand the basic definition of your own obsessions.
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>Sits so low and the dash is so high that she can't comfortably get her feet up on my dash
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>>14294093
wtf r those things
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>>14294031

the most beautiful thing i've ever read on the internet.


foxbodies, is there anything they CAN'T do?
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>>14294075
Read it again. The one doing the old in-n-out is making the husband a cuckold.
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>>14294104
Typical woman
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>tfw gf respects my car
>tfw if she pulls shit like this, I tell her not o do it and she doesn't do it again
I mean, what's so hard about saying no guys?
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>>14294075
If you look closely you will see that definition is the verb tense while the object of the verb is the noun e.g. "I cucked that cuck"

I didn't cuck him according to the classical definition because they were not married

I didn't cuck him by the fetish definition because he wasn't a willing participant

I DID cuck him by the current 4chinz definition because I took something away from him since he was weak
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>>14293802
I live in WI, and sometimes during the summer when I have to make a quick food run to the McDonald's located conveniently a mile or so away I just go barefoot.
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>>14294192
It's a stretch but you could argue serious dating is close enough to marriage. Just not legally.
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>>14294215
See that's one of the fucking problems with our society is that people think that. They take dating too seriously and marriage not seriously enough.
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>>14293649

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFVDjXr60CU&feature=youtu.be&t=106
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>>14293605
What car is that?
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>>14293605
>letting some cunt treat your 2015+ WRX this way
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>>14294260
2015+ WRX
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>>14294104
Umaru, from Himouto! Umaru-chan
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>mfw I realised I loved my car more than my gf at the time
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>tfw gf puts feet in my mouth instead of on dash
Feels good man
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>>14293732
>when she puts her foot on your dick
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>>14293802

I love driving barefoot. It might just be placebo, but I feel so much more from the clutch pedal. It makes me feel more a part of the driving than with shoes. Old BMW E30, so no heating in Washington state, but fuck I love it.
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>>14294109
Turn
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No, pls someone be my gf
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>>14295163
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>>14294253
>that fucking Heimlich scream

ruining every scene it's used in
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>>14296182
>Heimlich scream
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>>14293651
Yeah but you're no racer, you're a fag whos into cars but neither good nor lucky enough to become a racer. You're a fucking loser who tries to make himself feel better with bullshit like that to pansy to realize that nothing is better than a human partner.
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>>14293651
Yeah but you're no racer, you're a fag whos into cars but neither good nor lucky enough to become a racer. You're a fucking loser who tries to make himself feel better with bullshit like that to pansy to realize that nothing is better than a human partner.
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>>14293830
Suicide just proves you're a coward, the only way to actually go out is to assault a police station.

Prove you have balls and get killed at the same time
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>>14293605
Yeah do it in the Mrs truck, she does it in my car too. No airbags, fucked if we crash anyway.
Also glovebox is on the left side.
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>>14293802
>>14293811

If I am wearing flip flops I take them off to drive. It is not, not comfy. It just feels regular.

That said I walk around barefoot half the time anyway so my feet are probably not as sensitive as your average first worlder.
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>>14293656
Do you drive a miata by any chance?
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>>14293605
cute feet. post moar plz. Is she warming them?
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>tfw Fbody

I don't think it's possible to do this in my car unless the passenger is really short. I'm talking midget.
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>girls in my car

No.
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>>14296862
>my boyfriend

Of course he drives a Miata.
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>>14296862
>>14297503
The other gay car... the MR2
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>>14296848
>one of those white special snowflakes that walks around barefoot

you're fucking disgusting m8 I cringe whenever I see one of you fools
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>>14297519
thats not how you spell Audi TT
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>>14293605

no but it doesn't hurt to imagine
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>feet on dashboard
>airbag goes off
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>not having foot fetish
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>>14297904
You can't sniff my feet Mr. Tarantino
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>>14295595
>>14295163

that got old years ago

lrn2cars
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>>14293605

that's a guy right?
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>>14297747
He implied he's a third worlder
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>>14299008
Dis nigga mad yall
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>>14296681
oh boo you whore
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>>14293605
It's only ok if she's taking off her pants.
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>>14293617
This
>driving home for the holidays with >gf for the first time
>she puts her feet up 10 minutes into the drive
>get your feet off my dash
>why im comfy already
>bitch get your fee-
>what the fuck is your problem its not a big deal and youre freaking the fuck out for no reason
>wouldnt talk to me for the next few days
>mfw
pretty funny thinking back about it
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>>14300426
>sticking with an uppity bitch who will give you the silent treatment like a 10 year old over some dumb shit
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>>14299699
And you're a fucking faggot for believing him
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>>14300426
>being this much of a dick head to your own gf

and then you guys blame women for the current trend of failing marriages (or lack of marriage). Try to be a bit less of a sperg you piece of fucking trash motherfucker
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>>14293628
Mine didn't do this, but as for the other part.. pic related
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>>14300426
I hate having people's feet on my dash. Past two girlfriends have done it, but both stopped when i told them if that airbag deploys it's going to break their knees.

Moral of the story: don't date crazy bitches
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>>14300773
poosie game ridiculous senpai

>>14301084
>Try to be a bit less of a sperg you piece of fucking trash motherfucker
>sperging this hard
Calm down fedora, your white knight hijinks wont do you any good on /o/, plus we joke around alot and i said it half heartedly/somewhat sternly way
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>>14301066
I don't really care one way or another, although I do hate hippies
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>>14301184
you talk like a fag. let me guess, kiss less virgin? thought so
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>>14297519
is it a green mr2?
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>>14301184
>poosie game ridiculous senpai
She's mentally 10, you're a pedo.
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>soccer gf
>driving her home from a game
>takes her shoes and socks off
>throws her feet on the dash

NICE
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>>14301233
>y-you talk like a fag
19 fäm this how real people talk, youre just a neet autist

>>14301393
she feels as tight as a 10 year old ;-)
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>>14301886
19 is not an excuse for being a socially inept piece of trash. Fag
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>>14301393
>She's mentally 10

Most women are, you want to make it illegal to sleep with the majority of women?
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>>14293605
a local girl got in a car accident with her stupid feet sticking up on the dash and lost both her legs, i died laughing when i read that in the paper because its what she fucking gets, the stupid whore.

But on a serious note she actually lost her legs in a head on collision while her feet were on the dash, it's a really stupid fucking thing that girls do and I never understand it
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>>14303120
>Most women are
Closeted permavirgin detected.

Maybe you should stop watching MTV and watching MGTOW videos on youtube.
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>>14297848
>knees fly into face
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>drive pic related
>passenger nearly invariably ends up resting knees against the dash.
>a single bead of sweat

Everyone thinks my van is awesome for cruising into the bars with. If only they knew...
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>>14293605
>not having your waifu dakimakura on the passenger seat
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No, I'm not a manlet.
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>>14303310
Found the whipped manchild
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>>14293605
Would suck and fuck those toes
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>>14302732
>socially inept
>from the asshat sperging out on the automotive board of a mongolian rain dancing imageboard
wew lad
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>>14303212
careful with all that edge
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>>14293802
Bcos it really isnt, plus if you drive something like my 2004 deesl rainger, which I yet have to find a harder gas pedal. I once had to drive someone to like 30 km bcos of a med emergency and I had to drive barefooted all that time. It still hurts if step too hard
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>>14293617
If they're nice feet that smell good, go ahead
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As long as her feet aren't dirty as fuck, I really don't care. What's the big deal? So she could become a double amputee, no big thing.
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>>14304194
Same anon
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>>14304225
>the x-ian y image board

you got anything else besides memes? that one stopped being funny after its billionth variation. stop trying so hard
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>>14306059
>you got anything else besides memes?
no tßh fäm
>that one stopped being funny after its billionth variation. stop trying so hard
U P S E T
P
S
E
T
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>>14296681
are you ok blud
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>>14306113
not as upset as you are at your own virginity and lack of social skills to even approach a woman
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>>14293802
Tfw I just finished driving barefoot and read this thread
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>>14293605
thankfully no because i don't date scum with no manners. i don't even know how would i handle that situation
>ayyy lemme just take off my stinky shoes off and put my dirty feet on yo dash
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>>14306130
>projecting this hard
read my story then re-read it and hope you can aspire to something other than sperging over a greentext story
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>>14293802
Read some reports of crash cases where a driver decided to drive barefoot.
>even from 40mph crash a pedal managed to cut into driver's bare foot and split it open
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>>14293605
You mean that anger?
Yea it's annoying as shit.
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>>14293605
your girl has ugly feet.
size, shape and nails are absolute trash-

t. foot expert
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>>14306159
lmao you fucking beta, if that actually was your own greentext and you weren't just defending it then you are even more pathetic
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>>14306219
>gets upset and riled up because i called my girlfriend a bitch
>y-youre pa-pathetic
fäm
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>>14293830
>30 year old wizard
>also balless

Step it up, nigga
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>>14293605

No because I don't drive shit.
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>>14306382
more like i called you out on being a tantrum throwing aspie
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>>14294407
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>>14293651
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>>14296655
>he hasn't seen initial D
>he's this buttmad that his gf takes up all his time and doesn't let him be a racer
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>>14293657
Oh god.. I haven't been driving my mr2 that's for reminding me anon
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"Hey babe can you put your feet down, thats' not very safe and your safety matters to me."
Done
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>>14293605
REEEEEEEE
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>>14293605

Imagine this...

>buys luxury sports car just because
>leather dashboard
>passenger gets in
>wants to put feet on dash

Wut do?
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>wanting a bleeding bitch driven by hormones
>not being boyfriends with another chill bro
>will work on your car with you
>will hit the touge with you
>will end either with sweet, sweet sex

What are you guys, fucking gay?
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>>14310477
This kawaii desu senpai
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>>14293715
http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/2013/02/a-day-in-the-life-of-a-trauma-surgeon-get-your-foot-off-of-my-dash/
>The nightmare came true for both Bob and Carol. They were running errands around town and Carol put her foot up on the glistening dash of Bob’s new SUV. Holding back his true thoughts, Bob politely says, “Honey, please get your foot off of my new dash.” Carol replies, “I am just admiring my new pedicure like you’ve been admiring your new SUV.” As the conversation heats up, Bob becomes distracted while making a left hand turn at a four-way intersection and fails to yield to an oncoming vehicle. Distracted as well, Carol still has her foot on the dash at the time of impact.
>Brake pedals are slammed to the floor and evasive maneuvers fail. Bob’s brand new SUV is struck in the right front corner sending it into a spin, before it rolls over onto its roof and slides to a stop. Fortunately, all the occupants of both vehicles were seat belted and most were able to walk away from the crash. Carol was not so lucky. As the passenger frontal bag deployed, it pushed Carol’s foot through the windshield and her toes were amputated as the vehicle slid on its roof, dragging her foot across the hot summer asphalt.
>One can only imagine the pain and fear when Carol looked down and saw that her toes were gone. After stabilizing Carol for transport to the hospital, the good-intentioned paramedic recovered her missing toes. After transferring Carol’s care to me, he said, “here are her toes for you to put back on.” I smiled and thanked him, knowing well that was not going to happen. Not only were two toes completely missing but the three amputated toes along with her foot were too badly damaged to perform a reimplantation.
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