Do you name your car, /o/? What's her name? Or is it a boy?

My subaru is named Sara the Slut

EJ8 Civic, "Black Cat", because it's black. and doesn't listen but is nice to have because I know I own it. ha.

>>14287700
Naming a car is pretty stupid 2bh

>>14287700
No, I am normal.

naming your car is pretty weird
especially referring it ''her''

>>14287729
FWD UNDERSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

2003 Ford Focus

I call him Ricardo because I bought him off some Mexican construction worker

>>14287735
>>14287740
>>14287746
>>>/out/

>>14287844
/out/ is a nice board
so far the nicest board

>>14287834
>not Manuel Labor

>>14287735
Cuz calling yourself termi is Soooooooo cool huh?

I named my Mazda Ken since that's what the sticker said for who did the inspection.

Yes, my Pontiac is named Kitty Hawk the 2nd.

E36,'EDIRTY6'
I haven't washed it since the start of october

>>14287896
It's an identifier. I drive a terminator so obiously it should be incorporated in my identity on a auto related community for transparency.

If my email address were [email protected] you would have a excellent point

>>14287956
>trying to justify being a fag
Just stop dude. It's sad

My racecar is called the audida for reasons that will become apparent in a year.

>>14288007
Because it's an Audi?

>>14288016
Obviously

No
It's an inanimate object It doesn't have a sex.

>>14288559
>your car will never be more than a machine to get you from point A to point B
I feel bad for people like you.

>>14288576
Not him. But naming cars is gay. And i breathe cars.

>>14288576
>your car will never be more than a machine to get you from point A to point B
no matter what way you look at it, thats all a car is for. especially race cars.

>>14287700
1990 Miata
>Monica (since before 2F2F)
1994 Miata
>Dogfood
1989 Mighty Max
>Rice'n'Beans

>>14287700
06' F150
"The beast"
One of the serials under the hood ends in 666 (no pics because about 400 miles away from it due to family inna hospital)
i've brought it back from the dead twice now
It can haul all my worldy posessions without complaint like a proper beast of burden.

>>14288641
>name his car Monica
>Miata driver

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>>14287700
Lola

>>14288630
>And i breathe cars.
and dick

>>14288713
Says a guy who names inanimate objects.

>>14288723
I name cars, you name dildos.
>this one's "blackie"

>>14287700
No.

>>14288723
Not that guy, but you "breathe" cars? Fuck man that sounds autistic.
We name cars for the same reason we name our pets. Sure animals have a gender and will respond to a name but nothing says we have to name them. It's a sense of attachment and it's not complicated.

>>14287878
I gave up on them after during an innawoods thread they called me a murderer for going out hunting, and also participating in mountan lion abatement.

I gave them a 3 post lecture on the ecology, how and why of hunting and abatement of some species, but they weren't having none of it.

>>14288648
Further notes on my truck, two marks from trees (look like someone kicked the side panels with size 30 boots) after calfire ran me off the road twice, mostly superficial and mostly just scuffed the paint.

Dented front bumper after a fuckhuge dog ran out onto the highway and I nailed it at 45 (slowing from 65) and the dog lived, I decided to keep the dent, that and I can't afford to repair that.

A single crease along the tailgate where a fully loaded cotton trailer popped free of the hitch, and rolled downhill pushing me downhill with it. Surprisingly I did not wind up in the canal, neither did the trailer.

lucï and mollï are what i call my cars

>>14287700
Gender depends on the vehicle.
Sports cars, and some sedans are female et al Mazda6.
Some other sedans like the charger could be female, but in the butch-lesbian style.
My 300ZX was Chloe
My Mitsubishi raider was the Red Raider because I'm in Texas and isn't that clever amirite?
Trucks are generally male.

>>14288748
You car doesnt respond to auditory stimulation. Dogs do. Be less stupid.

The spider
Cus it's a spyder ;^)

Million Dollar Extreme

>The Goonmobile

>>14287700
the 240sx is called the shit box
my z32 is just called the nissan

>>14287700
The Raisin, because its color is called "Raisin Pearl" by the manufacturer.

>>14288998
not
>The Hoonmobile

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>naming any vehicle that isn't a boat
Wanna know how I know you're gay? (its not the miata)

car

>>14287700
Odin
>Only one headlight is polished

The Pimpala

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>>14288683
I too have a Miata named Lola

>>14287891

lol only if its a stickshift

I drive a green mercury sable. her name is Anne.

Anne of Green Sables

I named mine Ran after mai waifu.

I always refer to it as The Ran and I get weird looks from non weeb trash.

>>14287700
Nope. They have a temperament. Some like the cold and some don't. Each one feels a little different. But it only reacts to my touch, not my call or my intimations.

>>14288855
>literally unable to empathize with people's views
Literally autistic. Literally a syptom of autism

>>14289686
sorry pal but thinking an inanimate object is like a pet dog is full autism
literally chris chan and sonichu

>>14289686
Literally literal. Austistically autismal.

>>14287700
>>14287700
Mazgay Gayiata

>>14289690
Being unable to empathize, i.e. being incapable of understanding why people can be attached to things, is autistic.

>>14289701
Autistic people are perfectly capable of understanding stupidity.

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>>14288683
>>14289510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIC0aQ56ASE

here's some gay dance music you can listen to while you fuck

>>14287700

Here's where I expose my autism.

Each of my cars gets a male name, that comes from the country of their origin, that also alliterates with the manufacturer's name.

It started when my ex-gf named my first car, and we liked it because it coincidentally ticked all those boxes.

So...

My first Citroen C2 (french) was called Cécil.
My Abarth 500 (italian) was called Alberto.
My second Citroen C2 is called Claude.
And my next car... well that depends on what it is.

Ford Focus ST?
>Frank.
Honda EP3 Type R?
>Hattori.
Honda S2000?
>Hiroshi.
Mazda mx5?
>Musashi (or Mr Miyagi)
Toyota GT86?
>Tatsuya (definitely not Takumi)

etc etc etc.

Come at me /o/

>>14290108

Oh and they're boys names because... well, would you want to put your life in the hands of a girl car when you're driving at the limit? I rest my case :^)

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>>14290113
You're *in* a boy?

97 900s = puma swede

Cause its pretty to look at and touch

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>>14287700
trash scooter
found in trash
1.34hp
9999999 torque because volts

i Bought a 2014 Swift and named it "izzy" after my ex, Larissa who died in an accident in an older swift a year ago.

I have yet to name my sw20. Help me out, it's definitely a she of course

>>14287700
ITT: Autistic cucks.

"Car." This might seem cheesy, but at the least, I consider a car a tool, and at most an extension of myself.

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>>14292525
yes because >>14292486 is a cuck

>>14292576

Even more so.

No, but someone else named one of my cars.

>>14292638
What did they name it, anon?

>>14293311
Florence

>>14287956
If you're so needy for attention you shouldn't be posting here. You fucking suck.

>>14287735
What's /r9k/ doing here?

>>14287700
Of my three vehicles, the only one with a name is the 15 pass van I use to haul my car trailer. I call it Levi, short for leviathan.

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1996 Dodge Intrepid I bought in 1997 as an ex-rental.

I name her "Nabiki" after Nabiki Tendo because she was awful expensive for me at the time.

Wish I had kept her.

(not my Nabiki, but very similar)

My b2000 is Ayumi, and my (currently put up) town car is Stella. Can't think of a name for my other town car, though. One will come eventually, I'm sure.

>>14287700
>Do you name your car, /o/?
Yes
>What's her name? Or is it a boy?
Her name is Typhoon.

>>14287700
Her name is Michael. But I call her Slo Mo for short.

>>14294723
>her
>Michael
Am I missing something here?
>>14294692
>Typhoon
So people take shelter when you approach?

I have
"The Ram" aka "The Truck"
"The Capri" aka "The Fox"
"The Wagon" which is a Volkswagen station wagon so no need for another name

>>14294731
>So people take shelter when you approach?
It had (and still has) two thunderbolt within a spiraling storm stickers on the steering wheel and dash. I thought Typhoon sounded better than Hurricane or Cyclone.

What should I name my truck that feels like its always going to break down but never does?

05 GMC Envoy XL "Chris"
Because he looks like a Chris
Named my old Caravan "Bob"
Bob is a tough, dependable name and my van was a tough, reliable van

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>>14287700
No proper name.
It's simply my danger ranger.
or "the rang" shorthand.

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I call my Montero Sport XLS, "Monty The Champ."

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Bracko Birdo
To everyone else: Z

Chrysler Valiant

Valerie is the only name i can give her

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My s10 is named Lucy due to having the curvaceous stepside and being bright red.
My buddy named his 1987 ford f150 "Lightning Larry Luciano"
>mfw it's not even a lightning

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Big Brother

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Because battle barge.

i once had a KIA spectra whose rear badging was falling off in pieces, only c-r-a were present out of "spectra" and the "I" in KIA was missing so if you read it left-to-right all the way across it read "craka" and thus was that sad little KIA named.

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A car called "It"

>>14296372
You're the biggest autist on this board but I've never seen a man with such dedication to his shitbox.

May she carry you to the gates of Valhalla.

>>14296640
You never quite get over the car that showed you that cars can be fun. And being a literal aspie makes it worse.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to go out shiny and chrome, sideways in a ditch on fire because I tried to turn.

>>14296668
hey weren't you the fag posing on his crown vic

Immobilizer Ira

Cause she won't fucking start half the time. It's actually down to a bad transponder ring (common problem in pre facelift 9-5s) but Transponder Tammy didn't sound as good

>>14296741
Previous cars

>E46 coupe
Eva, I don't know why but it fit, and literally everyone I know (including my boss, my mother and my mates mother) referred to it as such
>Hyundai Accent MVi
Christina, also for reasons I don't know. Didn't get used much
>Fiat Punto "Sporting"
Louise, after some blonde girl my mate knew. I didn't name her but the name stuck

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>>14287700
H A R U K A
A 春
R 華
U
K
A
>>14288641
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MONICA!

>>14296778
That didn't work how I thought it would work... orz

>>14287700
Supra is called
Pooper scooper.
Cos its shit.
Celica is called disieselica. Cos I converted it to diesel.

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Ruri, because she's small, feisty, cute, and wears black and white.

I know, I'm a huge weeaboo faggot.

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>>14296873
And the car in question.

I know, I'm only a tripcode short of being as low as /o/ gets.

>>14287700
in Sweden our license plates are XXX 999 (three letters, three numbers) all my cars have been girl names based on the letters, my latest one is Sonja.

>>14296881
Here in Britain ours used to go X999 XXX (now they go XX99 XXX)

My dad had a 1995 XJ when I was a kid and the number plate was R825 FUC. Many laughs were had

>>14296898
Upon double checking that, R reg is 1997, not 1995

>>14296877
Anon, what are these sparco wheels? Will they fit on '09 Fiesta?

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I call her Clover

>>14296877
>5 door

ya dun goofed

>>14296906
They're called the Sparco Terra, mine are 16x7. They're dirt cheap too, only $99 a wheel. They should fit an '09's lug pattern, but I don't know about suspension and fender clearance.

>>14297099
It's the only choice we have, and honestly, I prefer it this way. If I wanted a two door car, I'd buy a proper RWD sports car, I love the ST because it has all of the practicality of an everyday 5dr hatchback but isn't slow or boring.

>>14288648
Sweet. Pictures of truck?

>>14297137
I get where you're coming from but I was raised on hot 3 door hatches and wouldn't change it ever

My 740 Volvo was named The Bermuda Brick because everything kept disappearing in the rear seats and people lost their stuff in that car, nothing was never ever found or seen again. my friend lost his iphone in that car, we immediately used the locator function and it failed to locate the phone, which is odd because it was still turned on.

E32 is Erika
GTC LeBaron is very imaginatively LeBaron-chan
W123 is Zyklonwagen
300C is Beatrix

My focus is called fuckus.

Ehhh you got the fuckus today.

Ya.

>86 hyundai excel
called it the JL, for jewish lady
>88 accord
Seal, named after the old grandma I bought it from
>99 camry
shitbox 3000

>'86 AW11
Named it Shizune.
Took a girl on a date in it and when she saw it with the lights up she named it Lighthawk.

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>>14297241

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Some of you guys have some fucking hilarious names.

I don't have a name or my car at the moment. Any ideas? Car is a '05 Pontiac Sunfire, pic related is the only one I have. Light has since been fixed and dent pounded out.

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Lil Roody

I named my Tiburon Tabitha.

If your car is anything but a female you're a fucking faggot. Prove wrong, go ahead I'll be waiting.

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>>14297241
>Shizune

>>14297787
>naming your car after worst girl
>not naming it after the baconator

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"the nova"

>>14297814
Truly a gay mans car.

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>>14298069

The orange turd.

My buddy has an 84 High Sierra c10 that he named "Delores"

>>14297814

fuck i love that. you just can't find those years where i am.

i've never named any of my damn cars. except maybe for calling them damn car

>>14296873
Yeah, but Ruri is best girl. Kirino was a enormous bitch.

>>14297787
>>>>>>>Shizune
Shizune a shit. get a better waifu, onii-chan.

>>14287700
98 White XJ
Daphnee, first name that popped into my mind and it just stuck

>>14297787
That's the one, anon. One of the only Japanese girls names I like and anything over 75mph makes you deaf anyway.

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>>14287700
>happy little 93 corolla
>named it skipper

>>14298386
Can I'm my area either. I live in the Chicago suburbs and we went to the border of Kentucky and West Virginia to get it.

>>14302025
Can't*

Miata is named Yamamoto.