>car sits dirty as fuck all the time >some pice of shit

ask her if she wants one

>>14284009
you are a good man

>>14283998
Draw a dick on a piece of paper and stick it to your mail box.
It'll let her know that you know.

>>14283998
Hide in the boot and straight up shiv her when she tries to do it again.

>>14284049
I'd go with this option desu senpai

>>14284018

Seconding this.

Also write >>14284009 in the paper

>>14284049
>>14284052
seems like something a madman would do

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>Car is also dirty a lot
>Somebody keeps writing "clean me, fag" on random panels overnight
>Stay up late one night, keep my blinds a bit open and keep watch
>Hear door of house open at 4am
>Mum walks outside with a coffee in her hand
>Writes "clean me, fag" on my passenger window
>Comes back inside, finishes coffee, goes back to bed
>Mfw

>>14284066
>>14284066
she wants the D

>>14284066
You probably have it scratched all over your paint by now. I hate when people "draw" in the dirt/dust on the paint. Window is whatever.

I'd sit there and watch for her to do it again and run outside with my AR-15 and force her to the ground while we wait for the cops to come arrest her.

Clean the car in every spot except the drawings

>>14284066

T-Thanks mom

>>14284743
Peoples fingers aren't sandpaper, anon

>>14283998
>>14284066

>car lives in the garage
>table saw also lives in garage
>draw racing stripes in the sawdust

I had my sister draw a Firebird-style emblem on the hood of my Miata a while back, too. Dirty cars are fun.

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Tell her that her inability to get creative is why she's stuck delivering mail as a collage dropout and why mommy and daddy can't stand their failure of a daughter.

Then just stare at her for a while, take your mail, then walk inside without a word.

I'm a horrible person.

>>14284821

No but the dirt that gets dragged across the delicate paint by said finger pretty much is.

>>14284913
You do realize that cars are designed to go outside at high speed and that their paint isn't made of paper, right? You would damage your car more by driving down the highway than somebody drawing in the dust

>>14284866
This is the kind of shit a fedora highschooler thinks up in his head as a response to bullies but never says

>live in southern urban area
>worst stuff my car gets is bird shit, rarely
>not much dirt or road grime to draw pretend racing liveries in

I usually just pressure wash the shit off right after, but I want to strip and paint my car properly unlike the sorta ok job it has now and I wouldn't mind a little scratching from some fun dirt drawing.

>>14284866
>SWIT

>>14284932
>water based paint

Haha, even dish soap will fuck your shit up.

>>14284009
First reply is always a good reply.

>>14284009
Kek

>>14283998
Leave a note in the dirt on your car asking her to stop?

>>14283998
>Not writing "Pls no more dicks, mail girl :'("

She's communicating with you about what she wants.

>>14283998
>how do i handle such a situation
Has it ever crossed your mind to wash your car?

>>14283998
is she a qt?
strike up a conversation about it

>>14285182
Op might live on a dirt road. No point in washing your car if it's just going to get dirty the next time you drive somewhere

>>14283998
For starters, post the frame of the video showing her doing it here, so we can properly plan.

>implying this is not another roleplaying thread
And people say /x/ is shitty.

>>14284866
Umaru really is a shit though

>>14284937
Nah, I'm just a terrible person.

>>14285892
I'm glad you agree. That pic was taken by me after I did that.

>>14284743
If you gave a shit about your paint then it wouldn't be dirty in the first place though

>>14283998
show camera images to the post master and she will be terminated.

simple really.

>>14284781
>not raping her

>>14284932
I've seen it happen. People will "draw" something on a dirty car, and months and several washes later you can see it in the clear coat. It stays until it is buffed out.

>>14284866
>that gray hair reflection

>>14285233
>is she a qt?
>mail lady qt
they promote from within, after years.
notice how for most of the year the UPS guy is in his late 30's early 40's?

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>>14286122
There's nothing wrong with a little rape every now and then.

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>>14286160
>cmon bby it's just a little rape

>>14285948
you have terrible printing

>>14286212
He drives a scion tc. Of course he has no motor skills.

>>14286152
Don't mean she isn't a milf, if she's walking everywhere she probably is in shape and maybe even a nice ass.

>>14286212
I know, I think I was ment to learn left-handed but instead learned right. My handwriting is terrible.

>>14286223
Why would I put a sticker for a shit character on my car then write a comment about how shit it is on the accumulating salt?

>>14286134
That's a bit of salt m8

>>14285948
>nah I'm just a terrible person
No you aren't. You're just an edgelord dreaming up imaginary scenarios

>tfw live on a dirt road
>tfw literally no point in cleaning car ever
>it gets dirty in only 2 days parked outside
i wish i lived on a bitumen road

>>14283998
what kind of car do you drive OP? Is the girl hot? Maybe she likes your car and thinks you should wash it, or she is trying to get your attention.

>>14283998
Wait in the car camouflaged with a bat. Get out when she get's near and swing at her.

>>14283998
Coat the mailbox in ricin.