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what does one use to create gifs? my photoshop skills leave me cutting corners and creating skippy shit-tier gifs.
Heres the only picture I got of the car before my phone followed suit and RIP'd on me.
Taken from up the road where I was hiding with my bike. Didn't want my baby to go up in flames as well
can you still hear jimmy's screams of agony as he burned ringing in your ears?
So what's the bets on whether Jimmy will get done for insurance fraud?
>buys too many astras
>needs money for kfc addiction
>cbf selling astra, lets torch it for instant hassle free money back
>picks the shittest astra he owns and torches it with mates
Although, knowing Jimmy he's the type of person not to get insurance so he's probably fucked.
>~24 hours before it happened.
Hi. This is my my post. I am yellow mc22anon.
As you can see in that picture there is a red jerry can that contained petrol. We burnt down Jimmy's car to collect that sweet insurance monies.
You can find a backup of that image on 4plebs.
We commited insurance fraud and they wont be able to prove it.
I emailed the SA cops screen shots of the previous thread and this one. Plus links to 4plebs archive.
Y'all gonna get done for insurance fraud.
This pic right here >>14270392 says it all. Like a thousand words in insurance fraud.
Yeah. The best part was how you suggested putting sand into the oil so it would start knocking and bust a conrod through the block and the oil coming out would catch fire on the hot exhaust manifold.
That was genius, makes it look perfectly beliveable and that we didn't torch the car on purpose. It was "mechanical failure that led to an engine fire" ;^)
sup cunts. I got a 2013 fg falcon ecolpi which sounds like shit on stock exhaust. Will a standard fg falcon bolt on exhaust fit the ecolpi models?
>tfw I met european Bunta
>tfw I will never be that good of a driver
>Burning your car down with fuel cans...amateurs.
Next time try this.
>Go for drive out of town (with a reason to do so)
>shut off car
>put 1 inch slice in fuel feed line (length ways cut)
>get back in the car
>get a few KM's down the road
>pull over and rev the car
Fuel will be sprayed over manifold, burst into flames, fire will destroy fuel line and all evidence.
Wait a few minutes for the car to be really burning before you car the cops/fire services.
Buy a not Astra with the money.
>This works very well with VR/VS Commodores...
for gods sake no, Jeeps are shitheaps m8, enjoy your repair bill/PITA car to work on
bretty fuggin gay mane, that fucking GPO bolted near the ign is a pisstake right?
When I was a kid my Dad built my my first computer. Midway through using it he pulled all the cables out the back and said I couldn't use it again until I figured out how to plug it in myself (I was 8 or so if I remember). Might've taken me a minute...
Helping my brother plan out his first computer now. Could just do it for him but figure it'll be more rewarding if we make it a team effort type thing--at least in his eyes.
Anyone here live in an apartment and do their own wrenching? Heard horror stories of block owners chucking shitfits for people doing so much as checking their oil level
Anyone got experience with this?
You will get a warranty with a dealer and pay more for lower quality
Private sale you will have to make sure that you identify all issues and negotiate with the seller but you will get better quality for the same price at a dealer.
these are the other higher priced alternatives.
the 250 is the ultimate and already set up.
>go carshopping with dad for something that can tow his stuff
>ges to main dealership road here, many kms of huge lots
>goes down some alley and decides to check out a tiny place, settles on an older fairlane
>red flags are flashing in my head, the car's at the very back of the lot and a good 3k below market value
>sikk exhaust makes me quieten down and let it happen
>turns out to be one if the best cars we've owned
sometimes it's just chance I suppose
my mothers car is in need of a service but she refuses to get it done/let me do it because "it still works"
the breaks are shot, fluids haven't been done in at least two years and that's just the start of the list of shit wrong with it
>trying to contact centrelink for something (not dole)
>stupid "say your answer" automated bullshit
>doesn't understand a single thing I say
>put on my most nasally bogan voice
>try with a full lebo accent, same thing
It comes to a point though for most beaters that you begin to question is the cash-in worth the result or being better spent on something that doesn't fuck up as much and cost you time/money fixing the shit thats old and worn out.
Yeah that was some top work anon keep on falcunting on mate
Fuck me dead. The later Celica models have a decent power-to-weight ratio given engine displacement. Are they worth it? My budget is like 6k for a mechanically sound manual car with roadworthy
All the LAMS bikes are pleb as fuck, unless you get something rare or obscure like an RVF400 or FZR250.
You won't want to hold onto it for much longer than the period of time you're under LAMS anyway, so it's not like it matters in the end as you're going to want something properly quick as soon as you're legally allowed to ride it.
If you do buy a Ninja 250 (or any other P-twin bike other than the MT-07, for that matter) though, don't be that plebbest of plebs who puts a loud exhaust on it though, for the love of god.
I have an amateur race on Saturday
W-Wish me luck guys
My dad is looking to sell his early 2000s corolla, while its a fwd shitbox they are somewhat fun to drive due to being nice and low. Plus >Toyota reliability
Should I be smart and save money or buy a 4.0 6cyl landbarge?
VIC, SA, NT, WA, and the ACT you have to pay for ambulances unless it's an emergency situation. TAS only covers Tasmanian residents (except for motor accidents which aren't covered for anyone without cover), QLD pays it regardless of the state you're in.
what defines this?
obviously something like a broken arm not that serious but ripping an arm off? or is it more something like a terrorist attack or horrible 27 car pile up?
Same idea, slightly different execution I presume.
The big four also had 400cc versions as well (FZR400, ZXR400 etc), which I've heard are popular in the UK and Europe because of the way their license restrictions work.
I'd say it's anything that could be constituted as life or death, or something full on like a huge pile up. Best to just have cover and not find out. It's really cheap.
The CBR250RR is the only really decent 250 i4. Across and FZR parts are hard to get, and the MC14e engine is a lot tougher than what was in the ZX2R.
Only the RVF400 is, iirc it somehow made it under the 150kW/tonne power to weight ratio limit.
He has a VX II Calais (think it was Calais), not a VY ute.
Plus there isn't a McDonalds in any of the pics so it couldn't have been Falcunt.
I reckon he's ok, stirs shit, makes the insecure cry in the fetal position and generally doesn't give a fuck.
The rest of you weak as piss cunts need to harden up and realise the world isn't made out of cotton wool
Falcunt brings decent bantz, stirs people up, is generally a laugh.
Sometimes goes too far, we've all got that mate
Who gives a fuck if some princess can't handle it and fucks off to have a fucking teary, cunt
Rohypnol or ruin her life to the point the self-esteem is so low she turns to you as last resort.
I once got a girl addicted to heroin so she would be my fuckslave for a few months till I got rid of her. No idea where she is now.
>I once got a girl addicted to heroin so she would be my fuckslave for a few months till I got rid of her. No idea where she is now.
This is my fetish. Can you hook me up with some heroin?
guys i really want a commodore now over my statesman
>even cheaper parts
is what anon said here true? >>14277145 would a VP commonwhore been a better choice in the long run?
Uhhh... no girl has ever liked me, man. So no, I do not know that feel, friend.
Now, liking a girl and knowing that she feels nothing back sucks. Being unattractive in general, that sucks too.
>Being unattractive in general, that sucks too.
These feels... Literally...
>But do you have a big willy?
I dunno man, it's pretty average.
>10/10 shit life confirmed.
since we /dat/e tonight I feel like joining in with my shitposting too
>a month ago find out a friend likes me
>constantly messaging me
>gets bitchy when I don't reply
>follows me around like a puppy dog at social gatherings
>could definitely bang her if I wanted to, but all that clingy shit was a major turnoff so I didn't want anything more with her
>that shit also reminds me how I act sometimes with girls I like and makes me feel shit
>flash forward to now
>chatting up this chick the last couple weeks, completely out of my league, super nice and pretty and everything
>get somewhat attracted to her but know I have zero chance with her
>now she's starting to FB message me
I don't wanna read too much into it, but I also don't wanna be like, always replying, clingy or whatever.
What should I do?
>get spam email
>open it up
>scroll to bottom
>takes me to a blank page with just this image
fucking cunts you can't tell me how to live my life
jesus fuck megan get the fuck off the car you fat bitch
seriously who the fuck thinks doing this is a good fucking idea i don't want to buy a car crushed by a landwhale
Whats my best bet for something comfy to cruise around in at night? I would love an old V8 but we live in a nanny country.
Was thinking old i6 BMW since they have decently smooth power and I could just jam foam everywhere for some ghetto sound deadening.
>buying anything Opel
Mum was looking into one of those once, mechanic told her not to touch them with a barge pole.
The rear brakes tend to stick on and munch through pads and the timing belt sometimes randomly lets go around the time it needs doing, grenading the engine in the process if I remember what he said right.
I think one of the mechanics actually had one that munched its engine, it sat around for at least six months waiting for a new engine iirc.
>tfw the ISIS company have changed their name and removed this signage from their building
>this won't overlook the gp again this year
Falcon or Commodore wagon. Average fuel economy around town, but pretty good on the highway.
>sleeping in a Corolla
manlet please leave
>corolla parts grow on trees
There you go, misspelling Falcon again
ISIS (band) changed their Facebook to ISIS The Band awhile ago after getting abused by randoms.
This. Corolla parts are common, but Falcon and Commodore parts are a lot easier to find in the middle of nowhere.
>girl I've been talking to for a while just started sexting me
>have no interest in her sexually
>respond to each message "oh wow"
>she continues to send me messages describing what's going to happen next time we see each other
>says she'll whisper "I'll do anything you want teacher, I need an A so I can please mommy and daddy"
fuck /dat/e this is getting so cringe it hurts
feel like reply "can't talk driving" or something like that just to get this shit to end
Pretty sure most of the Ford 5L/302's are P plate legal in NSW senpai. Ive been pulled up in an XC Falcon and an EB XR8 and the coppers have said nothing about me not being able to drive them
>be driving through my town
>guy who works at auto parts store has a white Miata like MX5 anons
>he's painted the pop ups black and lowered it
>then one week it was now stanced
>another week and a fart cannon was added
>went past today
>it now literally has Alfa Romeo rims on it (pic related, the same ones he's put on it)
whats the memeist car you've ever see /dat/? i'm going to try and get a pic of this meme on wheels just for you guys
Can confirm convertible Celicas exist.
Can also confirm they're not Aus derived cars, but some came over as grey imports when they laws didn't suck.
I did a RWC on one about eight years ago. I've only seen two in my life.
>if they good
They're a Celica. I'd imagine most of them would be auto. So boring like a Celica, but it will literally give you cancer
>They look decent
Dude... I'm not arguing that the ambulance costs go unpaid for.
The discussion was obviously about out of pocket costs. "You" being a keyword here. So unless you thought I represent the MAC when you said "*you* have to pay", you are incorrect.
inb4 "actually, *you* did pay becuz taxes lul"