[ D a i l y A u s f a g T h r e a d ] >Shitposting Centra

>>14270359
so far its only been mx5anon who has also been shitting up this thread
> we can only hope

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First for my latest work of art.

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>>14270372
what does one use to create gifs? my photoshop skills leave me cutting corners and creating skippy shit-tier gifs.

so are we placing bets on what car jimmy will surprise us with next?

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Heres the only picture I got of the car before my phone followed suit and RIP'd on me.

Taken from up the road where I was hiding with my bike. Didn't want my baby to go up in flames as well

>>14270391
It will be another fucking Astra.

Not that he needs to buy another since he already has one.

>>14270359
Yeah CFS said our phones would get confiscated if it became a police investigation and shit.
But its 4chan not facebook.

>Good luck I'm behind 7 proxy's.jpg

>>14270392
why is it in like every different photo the car is sitting there on fire in a different spot?

>>14270392
>Oops
that's an understatement

>Try and post
>You are banned
>Ban from 2014 for VPN/Proxy
Gotta love dynamic IPs, get all sorts of shit

>>14270359
Explain, what is so incriminating?

>>14270392
That's a good photo man.
We have some good vids for later.

>>14270401
The car got moved by a truck with a metal chain.

>>14270392
>jerry cans in photo
really dude? really?

>>14270386
don't make gifs, its outdated as fuck. Make webm not war.

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>>14270392
can you still hear jimmy's screams of agony as he burned ringing in your ears?

>>14270410
>>14270392
shit dude so this was an insurance scam? noice

>>14270410
Long story, the people who owned that property came down to help, the jerry cans were in their lawnmower.

Just noticed now

>>14270410
>tfw can't even remember what that red thing is...

Jimmy you're fucked m8.

>>14270407
> metal chain
where can I find a fabric chain?

>>14270412
b-but gifs are better on my phone

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>>14270416
good cover

>>14270426
What type of shit phone do you own.

>inb4 iShit

>>14270407
while it was on fire?

>>14270432
Yes.

>>14270386
I use Flash mostly.

I usually make webm's but since it was already in .gif format and still low file size I couldn't be fucked converting.

So what's the bets on whether Jimmy will get done for insurance fraud?

>buys too many astras
>needs money for kfc addiction
>cbf selling astra, lets torch it for instant hassle free money back
>picks the shittest astra he owns and torches it with mates

Although, knowing Jimmy he's the type of person not to get insurance so he's probably fucked.

>>14270444
tfw he got insurance and rego... ~24 hours before it happened.

>>14270444
>Although, knowing Jimmy he's the type of person not to get insurance so he's probably fucked.
He probably bought the insurance while it was burning.

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>>14270451
>~24 hours before it happened.
How convenient

>>14270458
>nothing suss

>>14270392
Hi. This is my my post. I am yellow mc22anon.

As you can see in that picture there is a red jerry can that contained petrol. We burnt down Jimmy's car to collect that sweet insurance monies.

You can find a backup of that image on 4plebs.

We commited insurance fraud and they wont be able to prove it.

>>14270480
Yeah, Jimmy said he would give us all a cut if we helped him torch is car and make it look like an accident.

>>14270480
>>14270488
This is all horseshit.

lads dont shit post like that.

>>14270480
>>14270488
There goes your cut guys.

I emailed the SA cops screen shots of the previous thread and this one. Plus links to 4plebs archive.

Y'all gonna get done for insurance fraud.


This pic right here >>14270392 says it all. Like a thousand words in insurance fraud.

>>14270488
>implying Jimmy isn't a jew

>>14270490
Don't try and go into damage control because you got found out.

That pic with the jerry can is all the insurance company needs.

>>14270504
go away falcunt

>>14270510
>grammar
>falcunt
you're new, aren't you?

>>14270512
it wouldnt be the first time falcunt has put effort into his posts for the purpose of not looking like falcunt

go away falcunt

>>14270488
Yeah. The best part was how you suggested putting sand into the oil so it would start knocking and bust a conrod through the block and the oil coming out would catch fire on the hot exhaust manifold.

That was genius, makes it look perfectly beliveable and that we didn't torch the car on purpose. It was "mechanical failure that led to an engine fire" ;^)

>>14270513
That fat fuck couldn't dream to stir shit as good as me m8.

>cunts be on facebook furiously txting each other right now.

>>14270516
This is why I hate posting as anything but anon here. People like you come along and ruin it.

>>14270522
>>14270520
falcunt shoo

>>14270523
You ruined it yourself by not posting as anon.from the start.

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sup cunts. I got a 2013 fg falcon ecolpi which sounds like shit on stock exhaust. Will a standard fg falcon bolt on exhaust fit the ecolpi models?

>>14270524
Yes good, good blame him.

>>14270513
>has put effort in
>can't spell in the first place
If that post involved terms like "head gaskit", that would be a give away.
Good job, newfag.

>>14270528
Milotin muffler will make it sound fully sik

>>14270528
No. Don't even bother fucking with it. Its a 6cl econobox.

>>14270533
>Milotin muffler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBtAiiR4H4M

All this damage control by namefags.

Should have thought it through before committing insurance fraud.

Y'all dun goofed.

>sitting here enjoying the funnies and posting dank jimmemes
>power goes out
Fuck sake night is ruined

>>14270540
Meme magic

>>14270513
falcunt pls go

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>tfw I met european Bunta
>tfw I will never be that good of a driver

>>14270534
How is a 4L I6 an econobox u dumfuck lol

>>14270550
ECOlpi

Are you clinically retarded?

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/elizabeth/cars-vans-utes/2002-suzuki-ignis-auto/1101524978

found jimjams next car

>>14270550
M8 all base model falcon/commodore are econoboxes. They are just bogan econoboxes instead.

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/adelaide-cbd/cars-vans-utes/jeep-grand-cherokee-limited/1101476485

yes or no?

>>14270571
Jimmy needs a jimny
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/tumby-bay/cars-vans-utes/suzuki-jimny-jlx/1100625967

>>14270575
top fucking kek if it were blue he's probably buy it

>Burning your car down with fuel cans...amateurs.

Next time try this.

>Go for drive out of town (with a reason to do so)
>pull over
>shut off car
>put 1 inch slice in fuel feed line (length ways cut)
>get back in the car
>start driving
>get a few KM's down the road
>pull over and rev the car

Fuel will be sprayed over manifold, burst into flames, fire will destroy fuel line and all evidence.

Wait a few minutes for the car to be really burning before you car the cops/fire services.

Buy a not Astra with the money.

>This works very well with VR/VS Commodores...

>>14270580
>This works very well with VR/VS Commodores...
you know this because you've done it?

come on cunts lets start a pool what will jim jam get next?

I'm thinking some sort of autotrajic sedan maybe a magna

>>14270568
OK so adding the word eco will magically save me fuel thank fuck my new 5L ecoMustang was breaking rhe bank

OI CUNTS

http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Ford-Falcon-1999/SSE-AD-3399205/?Cr=2

Good???

>>14270572
I dunno if I would call anything with a 3.5L + engine economic

>>14270596
I'd buy that to live out of

>>14270590
Well, he was stating that he would like to get a ute or a wagon next.

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>>14270574
for gods sake no, Jeeps are shitheaps m8, enjoy your repair bill/PITA car to work on

>>14270596
bretty fuggin gay mane, that fucking GPO bolted near the ign is a pisstake right?

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chuckled softly at this

>>14270392
lol this is classic

falcunt outt

>watch latest videogamedunkey video
>spend all night watching the second life troll youtuber lmayoing

>>14270742
I hope not, could plug my pc and monitor in there and shitpost on the go

>get a custom built pc from centrecom last november
>hard drive already failing
>they sent me 4 keyboards
>2/4 are faulty

>>14271051
You that anon that posted that a couple days ago?

Either way i'm going to give you the same reply;
>not building your own PC

>>14271064
Yes I am, this is fucking bullshit

not buying from them again

>went out to have a nice smoke under the pergola
>some nice rain, sounds great on the tin
>right about to light up
>starts bucketing down
It was good while it lasted

>>14271077
Building a pc is basically like playing with Lego.

I don't understand why more people don't do it. It's easy as fuck

>>14271117
so glad i quit smoking weed and cigs i miss the feels tho good times

>>14271139
>all those total wars
>but neither medieval or medieval 2 total war
poor form cunt

>>14270596
that's been on carsales for months, beware

morning cunts

>>14270392
>jerry cans
that's not very subtle

hey brahs,

any vic fellas pass roadworthy with coilovers? stock ride height of course, or just under. I looked it up online and found pretty mixed answers.

wake up dole bludging cunce

>>14272326
When I was a kid my Dad built my my first computer. Midway through using it he pulled all the cables out the back and said I couldn't use it again until I figured out how to plug it in myself (I was 8 or so if I remember). Might've taken me a minute...

Helping my brother plan out his first computer now. Could just do it for him but figure it'll be more rewarding if we make it a team effort type thing--at least in his eyes.

>>14270722
Do Astra utes exist?

Gonna do another insurance job this weekend.

Mate has a fucked commodore that needs replacing.

>>14273424
Why did you post as anonymous for, MX5Anon?

>>14273029
I've been up since 7am still have diarrhea but no blood in it thankfully

>>14273439
>implying jimmy would buy a boganmobile

>>14273645
Nah, not for my precious jimmy.

A mate seen how successful the insurance job we did on the astra was, so he wants me to do his hoopty.

so guys what's the prediction for jimmys next shibox? im worried he will become the next falcunt and spend $20,000 on a falcoon

>>14273742
he'll pay to have the burnt astra rebuilt

>>14270590
Mazda 6 wagon or a Toyota Aurion.

>>14273742
MX5 its the faggiest thing ever
>>14273761
Lol and i thought i was bad

>>14270363
Fellas
Anyone here live in an apartment and do their own wrenching? Heard horror stories of block owners chucking shitfits for people doing so much as checking their oil level
Anyone got experience with this?

>>14274151
Just do your oil change in supercheapautos car park.

>>14274258
>2016
>not going to repco

>>14274151
tell them to go fuck themselves
???
profit

>>14274266
>Repco

>Rip Every Poor Cunt Off

Fuck repco and their overpriced shit.

buying a used car privately or at a dealershit what are the pros/cons /dat/ ?

>>14274421
You will get a warranty with a dealer and pay more for lower quality

Private sale you will have to make sure that you identify all issues and negotiate with the seller but you will get better quality for the same price at a dealer.

>>14274470
what do you mean by quality m8?

>>14274537
Better condition, lower k's.

>yfw there are fags itt who's left arm has the same tan as the right
>are you even ozi

>>14274591
so you're saying dealershit cars will be worse and have more ks?

>>14270600>>14270742
>>14272393
http://www.carsales.com.au/dealer/details/Ford-F250-2005/OAG-AD-12220933/?Cr=15

https://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Toyota-Hiace-2007/SSE-AD-3773297/?Cr=0

these are the other higher priced alternatives.
the 250 is the ultimate and already set up.

>>14274617
Usually they are. But sonetimes you can find a gem in the rough.

>>14274266
>>14274258
>not pepboizzzz
pooftas

>>14274845
sometimes, aye
>go carshopping with dad for something that can tow his stuff
>ges to main dealership road here, many kms of huge lots
>goes down some alley and decides to check out a tiny place, settles on an older fairlane
>red flags are flashing in my head, the car's at the very back of the lot and a good 3k below market value
>sikk exhaust makes me quieten down and let it happen
>turns out to be one if the best cars we've owned
sometimes it's just chance I suppose

>>14274897
i reckon most cars will last if maintained
however most owners will only act when its too late

>>14275016
this.
my mothers car is in need of a service but she refuses to get it done/let me do it because "it still works"
the breaks are shot, fluids haven't been done in at least two years and that's just the start of the list of shit wrong with it

>>14274605
> own a convertible tanning salon
> everything is as tan as right arm

>>14275066
jimmy don't lie you were just burnt to a crisp in the fire

>>14275097
jimmy was deep fried kentucky style™

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>>14275314
Jimmy had the Scorcher.

>trying to contact centrelink for something (not dole)
>stupid "say your answer" automated bullshit
>doesn't understand a single thing I say
>put on my most nasally bogan voice
>understands perfectly
>try with a full lebo accent, same thing
fucking figures

>>14275399
>>doesn't understand a single thing I say
curry muncher detected

>>14275420
lol
>>14275399
I love fucking it out and doing my best english impersonation

>>14274848
>pepbois
>australia

Choose one

>>14275420
nah, got a european accent
it's probably designed to recognise a curry accent

https://kfc.com.au/menu/

what to get? want to get a box but dont want wings. will they swap them out?

help me knights of jimmy

>>14275016
Pretty much
It comes to a point though for most beaters that you begin to question is the cash-in worth the result or being better spent on something that doesn't fuck up as much and cost you time/money fixing the shit thats old and worn out.

>>14274151
Throw down a few old blankets or towels so you can't drop anything, throw kitty litter on whatever you do spill

>>14275725
go to the kfc catering page and order from that anon it's so fucking good

>>14275383
actually he had the ultimate box at the meet

Been away for a week
What the fuck happened to jimmy and who the fuck is mx5anon

>>14275898
jimmys car caught fire

mx5anon is a cunt

>>14275920
>mx5anon is a cunt
actually he's a faggot but close enough

>>14275966
>implying you can't be both a faggot and a cunt

>>14275671
there's a few pep's around, not as common but they're there

>>14276008
This.

Plus MX5anon is the best insurance fraud man in the business.

Commycunt here

That is all

>>14276195
Fuck off, it's no wonder you're getting constantly banned.

>>14270594
Does your new cuckmobile run on LPG? if so its economical as LPG is cheap.

>>14276195
Hey, these fags though I was you last night.

Did you see them all buttflustered over their insurance scam getting called out.

>>14276295
Yeah nah im just lurking laughing my ass off at jimmy burning a car carry on, we need that video!

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>>14276342
Yeah that was some top work anon keep on falcunting on mate

>>14276344
>Yeah nah im just lurking
stay lurking

you don't need to post LOL FALCUNT HERE

>>14276375
i like rustling jimmyshits

I am wet
http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Ford-Mustang-2001/SSE-AD-3776070/?Cr=5

MX5anon

I need an insurance job done on my motorbike, when is the next "meet" planned?

>feeling so sick I want to go to hospital
>too sick to drive
>don't want to pay $10,000,000,000 for an ambulance

fuck

>>14276469
>open ad expecting something so awesome it would get me diamonds
>see it
>dissapoint so bad I shit myself

I know it's a good car but it looks like a falcoon coupe with a body kit

>>14276469
>not a convertible
nice. every time i look at cobras they are all convertible

>>14276525
it literally says ford mustang right there though

>>14274605
You're actually fucking right, I only noticed a couple of months ago how orange my right arm is compared to my left.

>>14276512
Go away yellowmc22anon, your bike will explode on its own anyway

>>14276519
kill yourself for free

>>14276519
walk there man

>>14276574
closest hospital is just under 20km away and there is no way to walk there

>>14276577
Taxi/uber then

Jimmy should get a purple convertible beemer for his next car

http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/BMW-330Ci-2002/SSE-AD-3799458/?Cr=3

>>14276519
what's wrong mate

>>14276680
It looks ok t b h

>>14276680
jimmy hates bmw because they dont have that nice shitty plastic interior GM does so good

>>14276716
he had a 7 series didnt he?

>>14276726
a gutless base model 5 series iirc

>>14276716
>>14276730
>base model
that would be why he hated it then. the 2.0s were slow as shit.
but that doesnt explain preferring the 1.8 astra...

>>14276730
you sure? i swear it was a early 2000s 7

>>14276740
regardless it should have had a really nice chassis and drive really nicely

but I guess he was used to cheap plastic shit (falcons, jap cars civic/mr2, etc)

>>14276519
>living in a shit state where you have to pay for ambo
cunt

>>14276755
>it should have had a really nice chassis and drive really nicely
it should have but i think he said he bought it from a wog that stanced it so the handling was probably fucked

>>14276519
Aberlamps is free, what shitty state do you live in?

>>14276804
a facken shit one

>>14276804
amberlaps is free if you have expensive health care can cost up to 1k if you don't

https://www.qld.gov.au/emergency/emergencies-services/interstate-ambulance-treatment.html

Based QLD covers your amberlamps bill if you are interstate.

>>14276821

What shithouse state are you in?

>>14276519
just call a taxi. if you're seriously that ill you will fork out the $50 to get there.

>>14276859
im guessing sa sa is full of weird shit

>found out guy living 2 doors down has the same symptoms as me
>only thing we have in common is we both ate KFC before it started

clearly this is the wrath of Jimmy

What are people's thoughts on the Alfa GTV V6? It's such a powerful car for something that's P-plate legal

>>14276965
I presume they're banking on it being broken most of the time so you barely get to get to drive it.

>>14276965
avoid. they might drive and look good for a while, but will be a nightmare financially.

>>14276965
Enjoy your 10 million dollar repair bills.

>>14276980
>>14276991
>>14277002
Fuck me dead. The later Celica models have a decent power-to-weight ratio given engine displacement. Are they worth it? My budget is like 6k for a mechanically sound manual car with roadworthy

Omg doods I want a bike but the cbr250 and ninja 250 are too pleb wat do

>>14277027
Sv650

>>14277027
grom

>>14277027
All the LAMS bikes are pleb as fuck, unless you get something rare or obscure like an RVF400 or FZR250.

You won't want to hold onto it for much longer than the period of time you're under LAMS anyway, so it's not like it matters in the end as you're going to want something properly quick as soon as you're legally allowed to ride it.

If you do buy a Ninja 250 (or any other P-twin bike other than the MT-07, for that matter) though, don't be that plebbest of plebs who puts a loud exhaust on it though, for the love of god.

>>14277041
>grom
don't you mean MSX125, fucking unaustralian cunt.

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I have an amateur race on Saturday
W-Wish me luck guys

>>14277056
I reckon you will win the cock gobbling contest. No luck needed.

My dad is looking to sell his early 2000s corolla, while its a fwd shitbox they are somewhat fun to drive due to being nice and low. Plus >Toyota reliability

Should I be smart and save money or buy a 4.0 6cyl landbarge?

>>14277059
Don't buy a 6cl land barge, they are shit.
Plus you will forever be fixing small shit on it.

>>14277059
Yeah, if it's cheap enough, the Corolla hands down.

>>14277027
>Ninja 250
>too pleb

It's clear to me that you sir, have not heard of the Parallel Twin Club.

>>14277073
Yeah, GS500 fo lyfe nigga.

>>14277056
Good luck Type R.

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>>14277056
GANBATTE ONIISAN

>>14276804
>>14276859
>>14276887
VIC, SA, NT, WA, and the ACT you have to pay for ambulances unless it's an emergency situation. TAS only covers Tasmanian residents (except for motor accidents which aren't covered for anyone without cover), QLD pays it regardless of the state you're in.

>>14277101
>emergency situation
what defines this?
obviously something like a broken arm not that serious but ripping an arm off? or is it more something like a terrorist attack or horrible 27 car pile up?

>>14277054
>FZR250
Isnt that the same as the CBR250RR? All 4 japanese manufactures made their own version but only the honda and kawazaki were 'common' outside of japan

>>14277171
Same idea, slightly different execution I presume.

The big four also had 400cc versions as well (FZR400, ZXR400 etc), which I've heard are popular in the UK and Europe because of the way their license restrictions work.

>>14277114
>what defines this?
common sense

>>14277114
I'd say it's anything that could be constituted as life or death, or something full on like a huge pile up. Best to just have cover and not find out. It's really cheap.

>>14277171
>>14277193
The CBR250RR is the only really decent 250 i4. Across and FZR parts are hard to get, and the MC14e engine is a lot tougher than what was in the ZX2R.

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This happened today.

>>14277193
I swear those were legal here, turns out they arent

>>14277205
please be commocunt

>>14277205
>and nothing of value was lost

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>>14277209

>>14277205
kangaroo?

>>14277209
Only the RVF400 is, iirc it somehow made it under the 150kW/tonne power to weight ratio limit.

>>14277209
He has a VX II Calais (think it was Calais), not a VY ute.

Plus there isn't a McDonalds in any of the pics so it couldn't have been Falcunt.

>>14277221

Indeed :(

>>14277223
>Plus there isn't a McDonalds in any of the pics so it couldn't have been Falcunt.
brutal

>>14277230
>>14277223

You guys need to leave Falcunt alone, seriously, had about enough of this shit.

>>14277255
This

I reckon he's ok, stirs shit, makes the insecure cry in the fetal position and generally doesn't give a fuck.

The rest of you weak as piss cunts need to harden up and realise the world isn't made out of cotton wool

>>14277205
fuck jimmy get your shit together stop wrecking cars

>>14277255
Ok falcunt

>>14277265
>>14277262

Falcunt brings decent bantz, stirs people up, is generally a laugh.

Sometimes goes too far, we've all got that mate

Who gives a fuck if some princess can't handle it and fucks off to have a fucking teary, cunt

how do you guys deal with knowing the girl who has liked you your whole life will never be yours?

>>14277276
Just try and fuck her. if she don't want the cock, just brush her away like a stinky fart.

>>14277280
>>14277276

Rohypnol or ruin her life to the point the self-esteem is so low she turns to you as last resort.

Simple really.

I once got a girl addicted to heroin so she would be my fuckslave for a few months till I got rid of her. No idea where she is now.

>>14277282
>I once got a girl addicted to heroin so she would be my fuckslave for a few months till I got rid of her. No idea where she is now.
This is my fetish. Can you hook me up with some heroin?

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guys i really want a commodore now over my statesman
>same engine
>lighter
>more robust
>even cheaper parts
is what anon said here true? >>14277145 would a VP commonwhore been a better choice in the long run?

>>14277276
Uhhh... no girl has ever liked me, man. So no, I do not know that feel, friend.

Now, liking a girl and knowing that she feels nothing back sucks. Being unattractive in general, that sucks too.

>>14277301

But do you have a big willy?

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FALCUNT

>>14277276
I felt bad. Then I bought an anohole warmer. Its like sex but better t b h

>>14277310
BESTEST

>>14277300
who cares, you paid fuck-all for it

fix the cunt up and enjoy it

>>14277300
>taking peoples' advice on the internetz seriously

>>14277320
thanks senpai, thats all i needed

>>14277301
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b22_1452730139

Is this you?

>>14277059
>fwd shitbox
>fun to drive
Nah cunt, get something with real wheel drive

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>>14277351
Somewhat related

>>14277360
>Real wheel drive
That's fucking beautiful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIEnEXYXnaU

>>14277310
NIGGERFAGGOT

>>14277368
I really wish this cancerous shit didn't exist, but godamn I also wish it wasn't so funny.

>>14277368
>go to Twitter page thinking it was actually jimjam
>greeted with naked anime boxart thing
What the fuck is that?

>>14277444
Nice quads

Guy runs a blog where he sticks his dick in various artificial vaginas and posts reviews. Plus he has the same quilt cover as me, K-Mart for life

>>14277101
Incorrect.

SA here - got ambo'd to hospital just for some precautionary scans after a minor car crash.

Never heard a single word about any sort of payment.

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>>14277073
>Parallel Twin Club.

>>14277250
?

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>>14277310
>FALCUNT

>>14277465
>incorrect
>after a minor car crash
No, I am correct. MAC paid for your ambulance.

>>14277263
You can see by the lack of Astra, this isn't Jimmy.

>>14277506
Airbrush design with Harley Quinn on one side and the Joker on the other. Ridden by a squid. It's a funny bike I see around the place every few weeks.

>>14277276
>>14277301
>Being unattractive in general, that sucks too.
These feels... Literally...

>>14277308
>But do you have a big willy?
I dunno man, it's pretty average.

>10/10 shit life confirmed.

since we /dat/e tonight I feel like joining in with my shitposting too

>a month ago find out a friend likes me
>constantly messaging me
>gets bitchy when I don't reply
>follows me around like a puppy dog at social gatherings
>could definitely bang her if I wanted to, but all that clingy shit was a major turnoff so I didn't want anything more with her
>that shit also reminds me how I act sometimes with girls I like and makes me feel shit

>flash forward to now
>chatting up this chick the last couple weeks, completely out of my league, super nice and pretty and everything
>get somewhat attracted to her but know I have zero chance with her
>now she's starting to FB message me

I don't wanna read too much into it, but I also don't wanna be like, always replying, clingy or whatever.

What should I do?

>>14277632
Maybe not so much 'what' should I do, maybe 'how' should I do?

>also tfw obtainable chick don't interest me
>but always fall for ones out of my league

>Wanna get firearms license
>See all the bullshit red tape and hoops to jump through
>nope.tiff

Fuck you John Howard you false-flagging cunt.

>>14277773
you should victorian

>>14277780
How the hell do you know what state I'm in?

>>14277101
>>14277562
>you have to pay for ambulances

I did not pay for the ambulance.

>>14277823
dude it says right there

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>get spam email
>open it up
>scroll to bottom
>hit 'unsubscribe'
>takes me to a blank page with just this image

fucking cunts you can't tell me how to live my life

what do you look for in a daily /dat/ ?

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/mitchell-park/cars-vans-utes/toyota-celica-convertable/1101602002

>When it drive it's gonna be stop

this is the best gumtree ad I've seen this year

>>14279789
I found the jimjams new car

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http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/adelaide-cbd/cars-vans-utes/1998-honda-crv-wagon/1100797307

jesus fuck megan get the fuck off the car you fat bitch

seriously who the fuck thinks doing this is a good fucking idea i don't want to buy a car crushed by a landwhale

>>14279724
something good on fuel and cheap parts, easy to work on.

>>14279724
>Available parts
>Reliable
Nothing else, I dont really care for fuel economy since its only a 15min drive but if it breaks down I need to be able to fix it in a weekend

pretty sure mx5anon said jimjam was looking for a wagon or ute right?

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/woodcroft/cars-vans-utes/2005-holden-astra-wagon/1100150070

how's this?

>>14279789
that has to be custom right? i swear theres no such thing as a convertible celica

>>14280008
yeah im sure it would be every now and then you'll see a car like that shits pretty funny
>buy any sedan or coupe
>cut off roof
>we convertible now

>>14280029
i gotta admit though, it looks pretty good. the roof looks badly put made.

>>14279954
this makes me think of a hearse at least when jimmy is kill they'll be able to drive his body round in it

>>14280048
>when jimmy is kill they'll be able to drive his body round in it
He will die in the car m8, astras are unreliable as we have seen

Whats my best bet for something comfy to cruise around in at night? I would love an old V8 but we live in a nanny country.

Was thinking old i6 BMW since they have decently smooth power and I could just jam foam everywhere for some ghetto sound deadening.

>>14279954
>buying anything Opel

Mum was looking into one of those once, mechanic told her not to touch them with a barge pole.

The rear brakes tend to stick on and munch through pads and the timing belt sometimes randomly lets go around the time it needs doing, grenading the engine in the process if I remember what he said right.

I think one of the mechanics actually had one that munched its engine, it sat around for at least six months waiting for a new engine iirc.

Clutch kit arrived at the post office, only got engine mounts left then i can get off my ass and start doing stuff.
>>14280148
why cant you have an old v8?

>>14280148
get at least a 320i or a 525i

>>14280008
There's vert celicas but i think they're jap only,

>>14280159
Because being under 25 means I would use the car for hooning and wrap myself around a stobey pole in a week

>>14280154
Ecotec engines on Opels are horrible, I had one too. Pre-Ecotec are actually decent and Isuzu diesel engines are super tough in Opels.

>>14280224
oh so insurance is just too expensive?

>>14280233
No, P plater laws mate.

>>14280303
oh gay, ACT for life i guess.

>>14280316
>roundabouts
nah mate

>>14280320
>roundabouts
>wet weather
>not fun

pfft

>>14278182
MAC covers medical related costs in the event of a motorvehicle accident. They paid for your ambulance. It's really not that hard to understand.

>>14280148
>>14280303
Buy something shit, wait for fulls, buy whatever you want. Buying a 'good' car on my Ps was a terrible financial decision and kind of a pointless one.

what car would your recommend to use to travel across Australia? thinking of going down the east coast, to sa and then maybe wa. got about 5k. happy to camp/sleep in the car. suggestions?

>>14280683
Probably a Falcodore for parts availability alone. If you travel through nowhere parts for anything else are usually a day or more away.

>>14280683
Some old Corolla with air conditioning.

>parts grow on trees
>uses hardly any fuel
>won't break down because lolToyota

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>tfw the ISIS company have changed their name and removed this signage from their building
>this won't overlook the gp again this year

>>14280683
Falcon or Commodore wagon. Average fuel economy around town, but pretty good on the highway.
>>14280843
>sleeping in a Corolla
manlet please leave
also
>corolla parts grow on trees
There you go, misspelling Falcon again

>>14280990
ISIS (band) changed their Facebook to ISIS The Band awhile ago after getting abused by randoms.

>>14281008
This. Corolla parts are common, but Falcon and Commodore parts are a lot easier to find in the middle of nowhere.

>girl I've been talking to for a while just started sexting me
>have no interest in her sexually
>respond to each message "oh wow"
>she continues to send me messages describing what's going to happen next time we see each other
>says she'll whisper "I'll do anything you want teacher, I need an A so I can please mommy and daddy"

fuck /dat/e this is getting so cringe it hurts
feel like reply "can't talk driving" or something like that just to get this shit to end

>>14281046
apparently people were abusing staff at this company due to the name

how could you be so thick to assume that a terrorist organisation would run a building company in melbourne?

>>14281080
Just fuck her so badly that she won't be happy and she won't want it again

>>14279904
I hope you messaged her and asked if the structural damage to the rear right roof was fixed.

>>14279904
send a message asking if the car has frame damage

>>14281174
I tried that earlier this year.
also she sucks at sucking dick 100% teeth, bites my dick, actually tore the skin too.

itbs on a cv8 monaro?

>>14281216
Wow well it sounds like you're in for a good time

>>14281253
guess I'll fuck her a few more times for the hell of it. trying to convince her to start cam whoring to make some money too.

>>14281266
gonna get a % of the profits?

>>14281346
yeah 50/50 but only if I let her blow me on cam

>everyone gets to watch her bite my dick off
>but at least I get paid...

>>14280148
Pretty sure most of the Ford 5L/302's are P plate legal in NSW senpai. Ive been pulled up in an XC Falcon and an EB XR8 and the coppers have said nothing about me not being able to drive them

what's the deal with driving interstate with road laws and shit?

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>be driving through my town
>guy who works at auto parts store has a white Miata like MX5 anons
>he's painted the pop ups black and lowered it
>then one week it was now stanced
>another week and a fart cannon was added
>went past today
>it now literally has Alfa Romeo rims on it (pic related, the same ones he's put on it)

whats the memeist car you've ever see /dat/? i'm going to try and get a pic of this meme on wheels just for you guys

>>14281404
Road rules of the state you're in apply, license conditions follow the state your license is from.

>>14281216
>sucking dick 100% teeth
Send her my way. I love it when a girl bites my cock during a blowie.

>>14281216
Just tell her you want some ass to mouth action.

>>14277773
>getting a gun licence
>difficult
It really isn't

>>14280008
Can confirm convertible Celicas exist.
Can also confirm they're not Aus derived cars, but some came over as grey imports when they laws didn't suck.

I did a RWC on one about eight years ago. I've only seen two in my life.

>>14281755
I would buy one if they good. They look pretty decent.

>>14281709
what state you in?

>>14281717
she could be into that
she mentioned she wants to start doing anal and that next time i get to cum in her mouth

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>>14281761
>if they good
They're a Celica. I'd imagine most of them would be auto. So boring like a Celica, but it will literally give you cancer
>They look decent
Well...

>>14281830
looks better than an astra

>>14281857
You're comparing cancer to aids.

Why do you want a convertible anyway?

>>14280626
Dude... I'm not arguing that the ambulance costs go unpaid for.

The discussion was obviously about out of pocket costs. "You" being a keyword here. So unless you thought I represent the MAC when you said "*you* have to pay", you are incorrect.

inb4 "actually, *you* did pay becuz taxes lul"

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