I'll just leave this here.

Who is that?

Audis have the same effect on me

If I had a vagina and an R8, I'd probably fuck it.

>>14259059
Anything un-American has this effect.

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>>14259054
Chris "I get carsick whilst filming" Evans

>>14259046
>>14259076
The new Top Gear is so bad...
>How bad is it?
Its so bad it makes the presenters sick!

New Top Gear is an abortion confirmed.

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>>14259071

Found the GM FWD sedan owner

This is what happens when cucks run the show.

his job is hard everyone. Give him a break. And what is he getting paid. Probably peanuts compared to his radio show.

>>14259253
Are you fucking kidding me?
A car show host who can't talk and drive at the same time?
A car show host who gets carsick?
>He is being paid very well

>>14259125
Fuck You
>GM is the best.

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>>14259253
>driving cars and talking about them from a script produced by writers
>hard
>paid more than anyone on this board
>peanuts
>trying to be a presenter on a car show where hooning is important and getting carsick
Fuck off

>>14259076
>>14259046

so do journalists just sit on the sidelines of every filming of everything?
how the fuck do they get these shots

>>14259532
They sure are the best at saving NINETY CENTS

>>14259046
Clearly youve never driven a vehicle hard enough to the point of exploding....

He is just lucky its out tbat end nkt the other

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>>14259532
>gm is the best at losing
FTFY

>>14259046
hahah if this is any indication on how the "new" Top Gear will turn out then it is going to be fucking terrible!

>>14260967
>implying motion sickness is normal
Sorry anon, it's a defect. Most people can do just about anything without getting motion sick, driving a car fast is VERY low on the causing motion sickness scale, below roller coasters and fair rides, below mild aerobatics, below boating...

>>14260967
I have been road racing for 10 years. Never been sick in the car.
>I have felt like puking on grid right before my feature race at nationals once....

>>14261458
Same, but once things get moving there are bigger things to worry about.

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>>14261130
maybe he's being a burke and trying to look at the camera while hooning.

>>14259532
>gm is the best
I've owned a Chebby G-20 and a Citation II
>gm a shit since forever

>>14260967
He wasn't driving. Sabine Schmitz was.

>>14264899
I think May aspires to look as smug as possible.
He spends so much time trying i think its his goal in life.

>>14259046
i just realised it's all over the front window

>>14259253
isn't he the highest paid person in the BBC or something like that?

just look at his ferrari collection

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>>14264935
with burgers such as he has how could he not? I've seen him blinking, sir, and he has a double handful

sidenote: my wife thinks he's the hottest. I'm not sure if I should be worried for her for having to think ANY of them are hot or if she did good not picking the manlet or the loud bozo.
>inb4 which one would you fuck or nazis kill your family/dog/favorite anime?
Probably May he's the most feminine; close second for the ham-man tho. Forced to Jeremy I may let nazis kill my everything.
>saw his 80's/90's perm cannot unsee

>>14265069

Its pretty much a fact that James is the hottest.

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>>14261004
both slower than snek

Top Gear is going to tank so hard and I can't wait for the schadenfreude

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>>14265091
need source or more anons concurring
>inb4 I swear I'm not Clarkson

>>14265097
>tfw no snek

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>>14265069
I'm a homo

James is the best top gear no doubt

>>14265195

>furry outside of /b/

mods

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>>14265195
she is happy and I live in a world where James may is considered attractive

>where did it all go wrong?

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>>14265488
>/o/ complains that supercars pander too "muh status symbol" people
>/o/ posts golden meme faces when one of the last extremely high performance cars that's ballsy enough to be offered only in manual doesn't sell very well

>>14265596
The benchracing from all sides is fucking retarded. Lap times a shit

>>14264925
That overrated Sunday driver who can't even win at the track she grew up inside of? lol

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>mfw all the rumors surrounding the whole thing

CHRIS EVANS CAN'T TALK AND DRIVE AT THE SAME TIME
EVANS ALREADY CRASHED ONE OF THE SUPERCARS
EVANS TRYING TO DITCH THE WHOLE THING ALL TOGETHER AND GET ONTO ANOTHER BBC SHOW
THE NEW CREW KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CARS
SABINE STILL CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH COMPETENTLY

Either british outlets have a thing against the BBC or this is screaming disaster

>>14265695

Are any of these confirmed?

I mean the show was already RIP in pieces tier but holy shit it might be worth watching for the laughs

>>14265712
Dude, there have been write ups about it all over british tabloids/papers. It's going to be a shit show

The highlights were as follows:

-Evans crashed a brand new Jaguar tester on his first time around the famed Top Gear track.

-The show “has had to become a lot more PC following the Clarkson row,”

-Evans, called a “control freak,” is at odds with producers; he wants total ownership over the show like longtime producer Andy Wilman had but the BBC says there’s too much at stake for a show worth “more than £50 million a year” in merchandising, live events and other revenue sources.

-The BBC wants Evans to give up his radio work to focus on Top Gear, and Evans hasn’t been willing to do that.

-Evans is completely terrible at pre-recorded videos/talking or giving commentary while driving, which is all Top Gear is.

-The production team apparently “doesn’t know anything about cars,” leading the Top Gear magazine staff to be brought in to suggest ideas.

-Ratings/excitement around Coulthard, Schmitz and Harris as flat as fuck. Further troublesome because the appointments came after big names including Zoë Ball, Jodie Kidd and Suzi Perry had all been linked to the revamped show before they ruled themselves out, which is why they are panicking to get Sabine in

-Casting issues are tied back to Evans, who wants them because they’re relative unknowns outside the car world, and he wants to stay the star of the show.

-BBC is in full fucking panic mode over Jeremy and the gang's new show for Amazon. Insider source quoted as saying top BBC executives were "Completely freaking out" over the show and it's inevitable ratings rivalry with Evan's Top gear

>>14265712
>rest in peace in pieces

Wee bit contradictory there.

>>14265798

top laugh my friend

I'll probably watch the first episode to see how cringeworthy it is

The Amazon show is shaping up to be pretty good tho

>>14265798
>>14265837
I wonder if it'll be worse than Top Gear America.

>>14265823

>not keeping up with memes

>>14265846
Only the good ones, not the ones invented and sustained by people who simply can't be bothered to spell.

>>14260654
When it's Top Gear, yes. Everyone wants to know how the new series is going to look.

>>14265845

>BBC panics after the first season of the new TGUK
>Pulls most of the funding till they force everyone out and starts all over from scratch, like season 2 of TGUK scratch
>Top Gear America explodes with funding from History channel/BBC
>Top Gear America takes over alongside Top Gear Australia is the only two worth watching for the next ten years
>Top Gear America brings Jay Leno to the show

It's too based to happen but it'd be neat if it did

>>14265851
There's not knowing what the acronym means, and there's doing it ironically, which is what 99% of it here will be.

>>14265798
Also Evans already announced the starting date even though the executives didnt know and didnt want it released

>>14265837

What makes it even funnier is that a lot of the connections the show had to get cars were through Jeremy (and to a lesser extent, James and Richard)

So when the original trio left, all their industry connections followed them to Amazon. TGUK has had actual serious difficulty getting ahold of vehicles, while Jeremy and company while likely have a first episode that pits the 918, Mclaren, and La Ferrari up against each other


>>14265868
I had such high hopes for TGUS, changing the cast is the only thing that will fix that show

>>14265920
>those lols when they miss the date or have to retract it later

>>14266027

Clarkson has worked in the industry for literally 30+ years now so that makes sense. Plus he is such a big personality on the most watched TV it was easy for him to butter up execs from different companies

Also easy to imagine they'd also let him drive their cars on another show given the fact that it's still the original trio. Doesn't really matter what the name of the new show is, or the network if I am honest.

>>14259253
Go fuck yourself Chris. Everyone hates you.

>>14265823
Hello newfriend

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>>14266036
Add to that, Amazon is practically drowning them in money. Basically a budget of 6.5 million per episode.

Alos included is a hilarious graph comparing the trio's salary at the BBC to the new gig at Amazon

>>14265868
Man if TGUS brought in Jay Leno as a host, I'd fucking watch it

>>14265798
>Harris
Please not that boring miserable cunt.

>>14266088
That graph would apply to pretty much anyone who left the BBC to work on Sky/ITV/BT even that brummie bellend got a massive pay rise when he left The One Show for some early morning turd of ITV1

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>>14259046
is he rubbing his ass against that door

>>14266190
Fair enough. And you know the three of them had to know the obscene sums of money they could have been making working pretty much anywhere else the whole time they were with TGUK

>>14266088
>6.5 million per episode
This is going to be fucking fantastic

>>14266240
Hammond and May did a lot more TV to make extra money, which the BBC have likely now lost out on. And we'll probably never see another documentary by Clarkson, even though he is clearly very good at those too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXusKM5uX0s

>>14259046
KEK

>>14266291
Hammond and May should do something on History/Discovery now that they aren't tied to British TV

>>14266335

Yea but the History channel does nothing but reality TV now, same with Discovery and that's pretty sad to see

Would love a May documentary on History but it'd never happen

>>14259125

LOL the dexcool drink

>>14266373
May hosting Ancient Aliens and Hammond Amish Mafia?

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>>14267082
I could get behind this

>>14266566

Muh sides...atleast is available at walmart that jeep chrysler shit called HOAT I'm only able to get it at dealers

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>>14264899
kek

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>>14264935
>>14265069
>>14265091
>>14265195
>>14265414
James is nice and all but Richard Hammond is best girl on the count of having cowtits.