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[ D a i l y A u s f a g T h r e a d ]
>Fuck Off SA Shitposters Edition

>'Strayan Cars & Bikes
>'Strayan Questions & Answers
>'Strayan Pictures & Videos
>'Strayan Blogging, Bitching & Moaning
>'Strayan Scenc as fuck

/dat/ Map: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1049739
/dat/ Music List: https://pad.riseup.net/p/datmusic
/dat/ Meets List: https://pad.riseup.net/p/datmeets

Previous thread: >>14248932
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Jimmy's cock is the best I've ever had.
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>>14255391
stop posting this irrelevant unfunny faggot. oh wait it's most likely you
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>>14255404
Even better than mine?
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>>14255364
IT'S MYYY LAND, ya dumb dawg

yeh YEH
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need some tips for dealing with used car dealers /dat/
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>>14255342
It's just common sense to meet somewhere central then cruise to wherever. It's like suggesting an SA meet and saying to meet up in Keith.
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>tfw have electrical gremlins in my MC22
Fuck me, somethings messing with the starter button so the lights don't come on unless I push it sideways. Time to pull it apart I guess
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>>14255459
Check the wiring where the light switch (left handlebar) would be. Most of them you have to turn the lights on manually, so the problem is most likely in that region.
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>>14255458
It's like saying let's meet at Mount Gambier. Yes we love driving but aint nobody got time for that.
Stick to the coast or the hills that's easy. Going up north is boring.
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>>14255461
I know it's the starter button though, putting pressure on it in any direction let's the lights turn on. Plus it takes a bit of jiggling to get the starter to work.
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>>14255459
Most probably just needs a bit of dielectric grease.
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>>14255391
>fuck of sa shitposters

So wa shitposters are ok coz I feel the need to shit this up somthing good
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>>14255409
Seeing how much you like it, here is a coloring in Jimjam! Enjoy your scribbling kid.
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>>14255478
>gaging this hard on fuck heads dick

Typical
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>>14255440
no tips?
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>>14255486
>being this mad about a meme
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I have been made aware that there are brothels on the Gold Coast
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>>14255487
> Always inspect what your buying, best thing to do is look for a buyers guide or research for common issues for the car your looking at.
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>>14255488
>knowing it's a over used shit meme
>ha I'm so funny look I posted it agian

Your cancer to /dat/ yet your so invested in your own stupidity that you'll blindly attack anyone that points it out.
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>>14255491
You'll be kicked out when you try and ask her to call you onii-chan
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>>14255498
That's quite disappointing
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>>14255491
Yeah but you don't need them anyway cause you have psycho-chan.
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>>14255491
Fuck off we don't need any more BC's on the Gold Coast.
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>>14255523
I don't know what that is

>>14255518
She's so tame and boring now.
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>>14255462
NEXT SA MEET STARTS AT THE BP ON MAGILL RD.

>close to CBD
>close to maccas
>close to some dank-ass driving roads

But most importantly:
>close to car mechanics so you cunts can get your shitboxes sorted out

You're welcome.
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>>14255543
Bloody chinese
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>>14255543
>She's so tame and boring now.
But you're having a bloody kid with her m8.
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>>14255561
>implying chinese

>>14255569
Of course I am.
I need to pass on all of my vast life experiences and worldly possessions to the next generation.
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>>14255491
Backpage is also a great website.
You can also get happy endings from some thai massage joints.
And there are Brothels in Brisbane as well.
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>2016
>graffiti-ing
>ishygddt
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>>14255491
>impregnate some congo mongo butch dyke
>already planning to leave her and the babby and start fucking prostitutes
You'll make a great black daddy.
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>>14255494
Who the fuck is Jimmy. Explain please.
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>>14255712
>ishygddt
>I seriously hope you guys definitely do this
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>>14255866
>implying
I have to take sole responsibility for making sure my future daughter is not an airhead
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>>14256313
he's implying that he graffs
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>>14255712
I hope someone spraypaints your car. Maybe then you will understand what it is like to have your property damaged by fuckheads like you.

Stop being a degenerate who contributes nothing to society.
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>>14255550
>the city

ehhhhh im a maybe then. if you cunts end up near the coast again i'll join the meet later in the day.
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>>14256255
Jimmy is burn
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>>14257506
Not him but there's heaps of bypass roads around the CBD from that spot.
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>>14257574
how is jimmy burn? plz respond
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>>14260195
fire
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>>14260195
>>14248444
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>>14260239
>two different disasters for two different anons at two different meets
which SA trip will be next?
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>>14260405
We need to create a list of all SA anons and decide their odds of a meet related disaster happening
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>>14260461
i'll give coma boy $1.04 odds for getting into another coma
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>>14257506
>magill rd
>the city

are you even from SA cunt?
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>>14257207
wut, I don't graffiti

I just saw this photo online lel, it's in melbourne
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>>14260475
Most people consider the heavily suburban area around the CBD to be the city.
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>>14260461
>jimmy
>MX5anon
>381guy
>comaboy
>bridgestoned
>bikeanon

any others? what ever happened to jackcunt?
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>>14260487
>Most people
Do you live down South or something? I've never met anyone who thinks that. The city is the CBD. The moment you cross the parklands you're in the suburbs.
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>>14260490
>what ever happened to jackcunt?
probably got cucked and a shilacking for posting his missus noodz to us and was not allowed to come back here

plus he also got ripped when people found out his facebook and what he looks like
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>>14260490
2 of them have already happened so who will be number 3? is anyone besides mx5 and the motorbike guy even regulars on here anymore?
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>>14260564
jimmy, we all know jimmy

mx5anon is sorta new to the scene I guess, trying to make himself all big and famous for "being jimmy's friend lol! look at me i'm with jimmy!" and generally being a cock sucker

318 guy was just some rando

coma boy is postiem8 aka bung knee anon and he posts quite regularly, rides fastest bike so probably likekly the next to go RIP

bridgstoned was a bro, but some anti jimmyshitters got jealous of his friendship with jimmy and drove him away from here, he still posts time to time under anon

bikeanon is banana yellow mc22 anon, he posts from time to time on the weekends when he's not at high school
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>>14260663
>mx5anon
No idea how long he's been around, but I've been aware of him for a few months at least. He seems like a good dude, we had a great car chat a few days ago.

>postiem8 aka bung knee anon
Haven't seen bung knee anon for awhile haha. Did I even post that in /dat/? I thought I posted that in /dbt/. I didn't start actively posting here until around Easter last year.

>rides fastest bike so probably likekly the next to go RIP
I like going fast, but I ride pretty sensibly around civilization. Just got to stop letting people bait me into opening the throttle.
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>>14260663
>he posts from time to time on the weekends when he's not at high school
I'm always shitposting here mate, do look like I'm 12 still though
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>>14255411
oh god not you aagain
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>stock market is slowly becoming fucked
>aus dollar is lower than '08 financial crisis
>lay-offs everywhere
At least petrol is cheap though
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>>14261029
at least I've got something I can use as an excuse for being a neet loser

not that anyone would buy that as a valid reason
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http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/edwardstown/cars-vans-utes/1987-nissan-be-1-import/1100105367

should I /dat/ ?
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>>14261036
Might be time to go on the dole before they crack down on it
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>>14261058
I live at home with my parents still, who have a combined income high enough to make me ineligible for any sort of neet/lazybux, I'm quite certain

I'd feel like even more of a mooch if I tried to claim anything like that also lol
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>>14261046
The question you need to ask yourself is do you want an overpriced baby-poo coloured K10 Micra that's gonna be hard to get parts for?
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>>14260922
>do look like I'm 12 still though
No, you look like you're 13-17
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>>14261087
parents income doesnt mean shit after a certain age though
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>so bored i dragged my 1/10th Tamiya RC out of storage today
>mfw it didnt work
>mfw i put a ups 12v battery in it and it worked
Next up 2x ups batteries and a camera

We 2wd drone now

#commycunt
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>>14261855
Toss some pvc tyres on it and do the dorifto
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>>14261855
Waiting in line at Centrelink should ease your boredom, Falcunt.
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>>14261884
its ok wageslave i will be joining hospitality shortly cunt>>14261878
fuck that im putting offroad tyres on it
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>>14261890
>hospitality
Enjoy getting treated like shit.
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>>14261955
I already am is do
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>>14261977
Just get your HC, you already fit the stereotypical fat offensive swearing truck driver.

Then you can laugh at them while you drive a 635HP 2200ft/lbs Mack Titan
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>>14261996
Sounds good but i hate doing long hours i jsut roadrage way to much
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>>14261996
>putting Falcunt in charge of a non-symchromesh manual transmission

What could possibly go wrong...
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hey fatcunt eat a dick
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>>14262068
he's already eaten many, thats why hes called fat cunt.
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>>14262077
>>14262068
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>>14262058
Lol i have to drive my tractors one almost every day
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GOT MY FULL LICENSE TODAY YA SHIT CUNTS NOW I CAN LEGALLY DO WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING FOR 4 YEARS
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>>14262101
sweet got buy a turbo ls1 swapped miata
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>>14262101
Purchase XR6T
Get bigger turbo
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>>14262133
>buy auto r33 CHeap like 3-5grand
>???
>6speed swap
>???
>Bigger turbo
>600hp+
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>>14262133

Nah already have a ve time to move onto something light. (Not a mx5 drove the new one just don't like them)

Fuck I wish I could drive a new car every day I get bored of them
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>>14262139
that would be a bad idea since all r33 have "mysterious gearbox issues" that are in no way related to being incompetent at shifting or shifting an auto like its a manual.
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>Internship at Ferrari dealer
>Everybody loves me
>I bring everybody coffees in the morning on my own pay
>Fucking boss let me take out the 458 for 30 minutes

Holy shit I felt like a god on the road. Shitty city streets though didn't even get above 60km i just kept it in first for the loudness holy shit, everybody taking their phones out to take pics im trying to hold in smiles the entire time
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>>14262307
Oh and the demo 458 the gearbox is fucked probably gives me it so i can crash it for the insurance lul

And the girls that work there mayne, holy shit goddesses
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>>14262058
Breaking news : Truck roll over on M1 has destroyed Mooney Mooney Bridge

Truck driver said to be in ok condition but an obnoxious cunt. Claims gearbox just did something weird and locked up.


UPDATE : Datalogger recovered shows shift from 6th top box to 3rd low range
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>>14262307
Lucky man, coffee seemed to pay off.
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>>14262329
I'm likable anyway its 20 bucks for 6 coffees for the ones in my section anyway. That's like an hours pay for not doing much
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>>14262307
>things that didn't happen
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>>14262139
>6-speed
Have fun with that, the 6-speed from the R34 is expensive as fuck and adapting a T-56 is pointless when you can just get a 5-speed for less than the fucking bellhousing plate.
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Fuckin caravans
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>>14262377
fucking speeders
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>>14262158
you do know who your talking to right?

You silly girl
>>14262365
oh...
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>>14262377
>be today
>ute with nothing in the back going 70 in a 100 zone
>go to overtake
>fucker speeds up

why do people do this shit?
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>find car I like on gumtree
>it's in my price range
>it's 2 hours away

fuck
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>>14262409
i bought my shitbox calais it was 8 hours round trip

totally worth it saved like 3000 just by going out of the area since there where no vx calais
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>>14262407
>tfw do this all the time
It's fun messing with people
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>>14262409
Have a fucking cry, try driving 10 hours back after flying to another state
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>>14262400
Stay mad :')
>>14262407
This road was a 100 zone and this guy was doing 80. Also was my first time on a litre bike so I went a little crazy.
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>>14262418
i dont think it messes with people, it makes the overtake that bit more gratifying. usually the person getting overtaken looks pissed off too.
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>>14262419
try getting stuck in traffic for 5 hours out of a 8 hour round trip then seeing 2 car accidents only going 300km there and back
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When did you realise you where a Car nerd as well as a electronics nerd /o/?

Pretty much when i watched this video and know what they are talking about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS5RvFT6r7g
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>>14262407
Maybe no one taught them they shouldn't.
Maybe they want you to die on the other side of the road.
Maybe they just want you to slow down and bail out of an overtake attempt rather than wish you to die on the otherside of the road.

Did you complete the manoeuvre?
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>>14262428
>suddenly new tempting job offer comes up
I just want to be out of this shithole, damnit.
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>>14262440
sure did, i had no choice. the line of cars behind me had already taken my place.
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>>14262407
Some people don't realise it
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>>14262440
Maybe they want to get rammed in the side and pushed off the road because they're dumb enough to try that against somebody in a shitbox
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>>14262444
>tfw getting bombarded with job offers
>keep turning them down so I can get muh centrelink
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>>14262456
you can get in deep shit for turning down job offers
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>>14262465
how's niggerlink going to find out about it cunt?

also
>deep shit
what the fuck are you 12? it sounds like you're a 12 year old scared me parents will catch me doing something naughty
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>>14262476
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>>14262407
I tend to do things like that if I'm being tailgaited, otherwise whatever. It's fun on a bike though, if you've got plenty of room overtake at car speed and the moment they look and speed up crack it open.

>>14262409
I bought a car sight unseen for laughs on the other side of the country once. Two mates and I flew over, picked it up and drove it back. Car was perfect, one of the best weeks I've ever had.

>>14262413
This though, I'll take any excuse for a road trip.

>>14262419
I flew from SA to NSW, spent the next half of my life getting out the Sydney airport without using the train thing, caught a train to Wollongong, and drive back to SA.

>>14262420
>first time on a litre bike
What'd you think? It's incredible right? I think I yelled a few times in my helmet out of surprise the first time I rode one.

>>14262437
I used to work in IT, moment I was doing it 50-60 hours at work I stopped touching computers and started putting my time into cars. Engines and computers aren't really that different.

>>14262444
Go for it. Worst thing that can happen is you don't get the job.

>>14262456
>>14262476
If they were notified you were turning down they could claim everything from the date on wards as a miss-payment and take legal action over the debt.

I kind of get it though, there are situations where taking the job might not be worth it. I know the last time I was Centrelink (many years ago) anything short of forty hours a week and I would've been getting less money and not been able to afford the bills.

Moment I had an offer that fit my requirements I took it though, even though I hated the job.
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>>14262484
I've already been making plans to move to straya and I don't want my kid born in chicom country.
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>>14262484
>I used to work in IT, moment I was doing it 50-60 hours at work I stopped touching computers and started putting my time into cars. Engines and computers aren't really that different.
Fucking this i quit it because it was shit and doing cheffing because i dont find it all that different.

Yay autism
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>>14262493
YouTube show when? I want my animu car show
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>>14262484
I went from an unrestricted 650 so it wasnt as mental as i thought it'd be, still made my 650 feel so slow. But the torque and acceleration was just amazing, i was also yelling in my helmet :')
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>>14255391
>Fuck Off SA Shitposters Edition
did you even see what happened this weekend?
it aint SA posters, it everyone wanting to know about jimmys inferno
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>>14262499
The one job I've worked that tied into my interests in an enjoyable way was working in radio. Basically IT with no computers haha.

For now though I try to keep my hobbies and career separate.

>>14262493
I don't think I've ever seen or asked, what's the deal with you being in China? I've got dual citizenship and plan to move back to Canada at some stage, but I'm in no rush. Besides the political system I like Australia.

>>14262519
Which litre is that? Looks like a CBR1100XX? If it is it's probably 'only' 140-145hp to 250kg.
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>>14262534
>For now though I try to keep my hobbies and career separate.
yeah wish i found that out earlier.

IT killed my passion for gaming and electronics in general

What bike you have anon? I got a old bimmer c100 i am going to start restoring soon.

Electrics are fucked because loom is dead

Yay.
a
y
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>>14262534
Yeah a CBR1100XX. 'only' 140hp with a 50kg rider is plenty fast though. Handled really good too compared to the GSX650F
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>>14262519
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>>14262559
Nope :') Im GSX650anon
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>>14262307
>>I bring everybody coffees in the morning on my own pay

You brownnosing cocksmoker.
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>>14262377
Looks like the caravan was doing 100km/h.

You need to chill.
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Question is it a better idea to put a LS3 out of a dunnydoor into a older dunnydoor with a ls1 as a better base?
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>>14262407
>Driving on a highway with the occasional overtaking lane
>Stuck behind someone doing 80 in a 110 zone, can't overtake
>Get to an overtaking lane, they start going 120
>Merges back into a single lane
>They go back to doing 80 again
The entire fucking way up the Midlands Highway.
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>>14262575
Nah m8 thats the fisheye
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>>14262547
>What bike you have anon?
2007 Yamaha R1.

>>14262552
You should go try a more modern litre sports bike. Anything from the last decade or so will make 170hp+ and weigh around the 200kg mark.

>GSX650F
I rode one ages ago and it felt REALLY heavy to me.
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>>14262622
>2007 Yamaha R1.
fuuuck 140rwkw? from factory holy shit

put 98 in it and give it a flash tune you'll be laughing
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>>14262582
You can see it on the speedo.
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>been feeling beyond shit all day
>watch this
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDQOEXNzGPw
>can't stop laughing
>feel so much better
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>>14262622
It is really heavy. Top heavy too. Awkward to handle at low speeds but manageable. Certainly doesn't excel at anything. If I had friends with new litre bikes I'd have a go. Only reason I got on the CBR1100 is because my sisters partner owns it.

>>14262635
Nah m8 trust me its the fisheye I was barely going a tick over 90
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>>14262581
>that feel when I end up winding the Ninjette up to 140 or so just to get around these idiots
>tfw getting stuck behind someone taking a thousand years to pass someone else in an overtaking lane
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need some pro tips for dealing with aussie car dealers dat what you got for me?
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>>14262627
>fuuuck 140rwkw? from factory holy shit
140? It's not that much to my knowledge it's 140kw at the crank (at speed), I could be wrong though.

>put 98 in it and give it a flash tune you'll be laughing
With a good mid-pipe and cans (headers are titanium stock) and a remap I'm looking at getting an extra 12-13kw to the ground. As for 98, I don't run anything else.

Should end up being around 152kw and 195kg.

>>14262652
>It is really heavy. Top heavy too.
Top heavy bikes make me feel really uncomfortable.
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>>14262655
They can hit 140?
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>>14262652
>Nah m8 trust me its the fisheye I was barely going a tick over 90

Have a look where the speedo needle is and compare it to the clearer pic where you are doing 120km/h.

The caravan was doing 100km/h
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>>14262674
Actually looks like he was going faster than 100km/h.
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>>14262665

just depends what you are after

cars in the showroom will generally get a better deal/ or if older stock they want to move
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>>14262674
Did you consider that I dropped back so i could see whats coming and get a clear view?
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>>14262681
Ok I will do some more screen shots if you want. From the start of that webm to when you pass the caravan, it was doing 100km/h.
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>>14262674
>>14262686
Not him but keep in mind almost all motorcycles read 10% over. I wouldn't be surprised if a Blackbird read 10-15% over being an old throttle cable Honda setup.
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>>14262691
So do most cars
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>>14262672
The most I've got out of her was ~155 indicated and 149.1 GPS verified, though those were on different rides.

It ambles up to around 140ish, but after that it runs out of puff.
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>>14262691
Didnt have a GPS so i couldnt verify speed. But i'd imagine its around 10kmh out
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>>14262693
Bikes usually read further out than cars though, especially if they're driver off the front sprocket and not the wheel.
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>>14262691
My old shitty GS500F was 8km/h out. At 180km/h indicated it was 172km/h on a phone GPS, on flat level ground.

GPS tends to get inaccurate reading when the terrain rises and falls.
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>>14262534
Job. End of my contract is coming up so I just want to be out of there soon.

>>14262510
When I hit nagoya
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>>14262704
I should test it using my phone one day, currently assume it's 100% accurate when going past cameras
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>>14262708
It's really per-bike, but I've found Honda's are usually further out than the other big four jap brands. In my experience anyway.

I still need to test my R1.
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My truck speedo is 99.5% accurate according to phone GPS.

Why can truck manufacturers produce accurate reading speedos, yet car manufacturers always have a good margin of error.
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>>14262721
Because car owners are more likely to put on aftermarket wheels and other shit that could fuck with the reading?
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>>14262686
Ok senpai hit me up
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>>14262752
Just look at your webm you are doing 105km/h and gaining slowly on the caravan.
The caravan was doing 100km/h.
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any pics of the engine or front of the astra?
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>>14262791
>>14249084
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>>14262655
>tfw getting stuck behind someone taking a thousand years to pass someone else in an overtaking lane
Oh my fucking god, this too. I don't really get road rage, but when they fart around overtaking and by the time they're done you have to merge back in and wait for the next double it's bloody well frustrating.

A dollar forty out of the Ninjette ain't bad, I'm impressed. I've managed to coax 170 out of shitbox the second with maybe a little more to give if I had more road, but I'm willing to bet it didn't get there as quick.
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>>14251464
fuck so jimmy really is dead now... rip dude
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>>14262833
nah hes fine

>>14248462
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>>14262786
I was gaining more than 'slowly'. It was probably going 95 or so. But im a hoon, averaging around 130 and i was keeping up with another guy.
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>>14262852
Anyway WGAF. I was just being an analretentive cunt as I am one of those slow cunts in caravans sometimes too.

Once you get the wobbles on with a caravan once you don't push it too much after that.
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Would you own it?
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>>14262901
i'd stick some normal size wheels on it and call it a day
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>>14262901
Nah, I'm not a bogan.

I actually went to university..

Not a labourer / tradie.
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>>14262867
The statement was directed to caravans in general because for the most part you get older codgers that when you're on a road like that and hooning they slam on the brakes to let you past and its annoying because suddenly you have to stop too
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>>14262914
I do the flash right indicator once thing to let them know it's safe to pass.
But not many people know what it means.
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>>14262928
Yeah i give a wave back to the people who wave me around.
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>>14262911
>Not a labourer / tradie.
What's wrong with being a tradie?

Plumbers make more than most university graduates, even the people who did something STEM related.
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>>14262821
fuck, this pisses me off
the other day I ended up undertaking someone at 100, doing a safe brakecheck then giving them the finger

nothing worse than someone who sits in the overtaking lane without actively overtaking, especially if the lane's gonna end
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looking at trading my shitbox in at a dealershit towards something else, how badly am I going to get fucked by them? i'd probably only get 3k if i were to be lucky selling it myself
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>>14262975
Fucken oath, like this cocksmoking pimply red P plate faggot in his base model 318i on the gateway motorway the other night.

He shit when I finally got around and brake checked him hard. But then the cunt still sat in the right lane with a truck behind him flashing its high beams.
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>>14262983
Still more than what ever they will give you for trade in value.
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>>14262989
just don't have the time to try and sell it myself I'd also have to fix up a few things that would probably put a buyer off and don't want to spend money on it if I'm just going to sell it.
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>>14262984
>sat in the right lane
I'm a p plater and always sit in the right line doing a bit over, but move over if someone comes up behind driving faster than I am
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>>14263013
This cunt didn't, sat behind him for ages as he speed matched a truck beside him.
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Just bought a 1994 VR Statesman II, 3 months, tidy, good tyres for $1000

did i do well? what are things to look out for, what goes, are they copbait/bogan whatever. anybody owned them before? picking it up tommorow
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>>14263043
>speed matched a truck beside him.
what a dumb cunt, all it takes is for him to get in his blindspot and that truck could merge into him

shit almost happened to me once, stay away from trucks
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>>14263073
not too bad. how far away was it?
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hurrrrrr i fucking hate facebook
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>>14263080
Amen
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>>14263077
about 5 km down the road, guy was a bro too
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>>14263097
noice. was it on gummie?
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>>14263097

>>14263089
its all just clickbait shit, and dumb cunts i dunno why im even friends with share it 24/7. and all the story are made up bullshit that never happened too.
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>>14263073
nobody will look at it twice mate
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>>14263074
>shit almost happened to me once, stay away from trucks

Yes please do, when cunts sit beside me and I'm in the rig I give it a wiggle, they soon freak out and either slow down or speed up.
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>>14263107
Where are the blindspots on a truck?, if I'm beside you sort of in the middle can you see me?
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>>14263101
yeah, he was selling it for a mate and wanted 1300 with no reg, i asked for 900 over the phone and he agreed and when i got there discussing paperwork he actually said if i can do 1000 he'll put 3 months on it for me. The best deal ive ever done

>>14263106
neighbour said coons n shit steal them alot
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>>14263073
>new car
>SA plates

instantly assume you are jimmy
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>>14263113
http://www.truck.net.au/resource-library/safety-truck-video-keep-out-truck-blind-spots
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>>14260487
>most people
I'd hardly consider no one as "most people"
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>>14263124
im glad im not the only one that thought this
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>>14263113
It depends really but, The basic thing is that if you cant see their mirrors they can't see you.

Also boobies make us smile.
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>>14263124
nah im a chubby 6'2 blonde cunt but im not a faggot
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>>14263137
>6ft2
fukken manlet haha
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>>14263141
anything above my height is lanklet cu ck
anything below my height is manlet cu ck

you probs fit in one of these categories cunt fite me
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>>14263151
sorry but I was raised never to hit a woman
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>>14263073
mad now you can ls swap it for under a grand and have a mad skid pig
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>>14263172
$500 and an afternoon right?
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>>14263080
what the fuck you cunt?

you're a faggot he's right if this was another country theyd be saying yes lets not offend them

you pussy cunt
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>>14263013
the right lane is for passing, not for driving at 5 over the limit

you're a faggot
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>>14262963
is this every plumber makes so much money real? everybody says to me become a plumber hur good money 1 job 400 dorrar

is it only good money when you make ur own business and work for u rself?

wb competition so many of these cunts when i open the yellow pages why should they choose me and not someone else

ay answer
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>>14262484
>>14262534
sent these to police lol

going to get your IP easy you're fucked thanks for the evidence

thats for being rude to me
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>>14263243
>sent these to police lol
>going to get your IP
>What is dynamic addressing
I wasn't rude to anyone in either of those posts, but sure, go for it.
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>>14263243
Go deep throat a coppers cock ya fagget.

Also what is statute of limitations?

Those webms were made a year ago.
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>>14263263
lol they diont care youre tyill gonna reget rekt
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>>14263270
Lay off the piss mate, you can barely type
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>>14263258
fucking hell what a tough cunt
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>>14263270
Sorry you are wrong.
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Sup cunts, whats the best maps app for Android? Preferably offline as Telstra is still fucking me over for them dregs of data.
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>>14263270
Criminal Procedure Act 1986 - Section 179.

Either way you have no evidence linking that video to anyone at all let alone anyone here.
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>>14263283
probably cant feel them anyway nerves are gone.

anyway fkn got holes in my teeth i brush and still. + the filling i got 4+ months ago hurt when i eat something sweet and the corners chipped off

fucking dentists are useless teir shit work never lastas
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>>14263289
Google Maps has a feature where you can download the maps for offline use.
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>>14263289
Google Maps + offline data cache. I've saved my entire city and some surrounding suburbs that way.
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>>14263291
Are you that retarded cunt who wants to be a copper.
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Will I get deported if I decide to do a skid in front of the local police station?
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>>14263315
why is he retarded for wanting to be a cop? getting to bust dumb cunts and get laid nightly. such as busting your dumb cunt mum and then busting inside her old cunt yet again
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>>14263320
In your shit civic? Kill yourself
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>>14263322
Keep thinking that anon.

It is funny when dumb cunts got nothing, all they ever say is mumma jokes.
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>>14263326
I was thinking Stagea
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>tfw you know the law better than the cops and have gotten off plenty of times due to police ineptness
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>>14263322

Hurrrrr mumma jokes, police deepthroating shills are this unintelligent.
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>>14262821
>Oh my fucking god, this too. I don't really get road rage, but when they fart around overtaking and by the time they're done you have to merge back in and wait for the next double it's bloody well frustrating.

Mum does that, her excuse is "but I don't want to get done for speeding". Shit, it's unlikely you'll get done for speeding unless you're in the city or there's a blitz on so put your foot down and get on with it, jeez.

>I've managed to coax 170 out of shitbox the second with maybe a little more to give if I had more road, but I'm willing to bet it didn't get there as quick.

170's pretty decent, I imagine it would have felt pretty sketch though, vibrating and rattling as old cars do. In comparison the Ninjette feels planted as fuck at 150, upright or leant over.
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>>14263235
>implying I drive 5 over and not 15
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>>14263328
>>14263346
Mad fat cunt is mad I came inside his mums cunt last week
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>>14263346
Go right your shitbox bike. Going to be laugh when you come off your skins all over the ride. Reminder its not if it's when. Nice can't wait!

Judging by your webms you look like a shit rider I give it 2 years l0l
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>>14263355
Cool story bro. Needs more navara's and dragons.
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>>14263295
>>14263296
... Map caching in GMaps, fuck I'm slow. Thanks Anon.
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>>14263358
Did you even pass grade 10?

I feel sorry for your mother, does she tell you how much of a disappointment you have become?
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>>14263370
She tells me how much of a failure he is after I destroy her pussy every night.
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I like this guy. He reminds me that no matter how shit my life is. Being him has to be worse.
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>>14263243
Backtraced it.
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>>14263377
what guy?
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>>14263379
The illiterate uneducated police shill.
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>>14263378
Consequences will never be the same.
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>>14263367
Poor warehouse cuck.

Tell us about how you have tons of money and an expensive car while getting paid 35k/year after tax.

I suppose living in your mum's basement makes living expenses cheaper.
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>>14263378
It's been ages since I watched one of the many remixes. https://youtu.be/hn2MQ1Q2m9I
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>>14263350
>170's pretty decent, I imagine it would have felt pretty sketch though, vibrating and rattling as old cars do.
Oh yeah, it's not so much the vibration though, and interior rattles seem to disappear above 110km/h, but the front end tends to get pretty light and the entire car feels pretty flighty. Not enough down force or some shit I guess, wouldn't surprise me having the aerodynamics of a brick though.

Would hate to lowside (?) at 150km/h on a bike...
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>>14263434
>Would hate to lowside (?) at 150km/h on a bike...
If you're wearing proper gear and you don't slide off the road into a tree or barrier you'll be fine. High side at any speed and you can break bones much more readily. Or jusy don't go 150 and then if you lowside you'll slow down to a stop faster
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>>14255391
I filled up with E10 for the first time in a while, anecdotally i thought from observing the fuel gauge that it was burnt up quicker than higher RON fuels.

got 380km off 3/4 tank on E10.
usually get around 400km off 3/4 tank of 98

most of the trips i did this tank were very short and less than 60 km/hr, stop start and in traffic. Whereas previous trips on tanks of 98 id be on freeways a lot doing 80km for up to an hour.

98 seems to offer the same or marginally better fuel economy but i always notice performance is a bit better on 98 compared to lower RON.

has anyone else had this with their car?

seems to be the case from what i read online. However I've also read some rough stuff about E10 such as how it incentivises farmers in developing countries to farm non-food crops and farm whatever crap to produce ethanol. Sort of sounds like the conundrum of electric cars where the batteries contain lithium which is mined from Afghanistan.
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>>14263373
So your mums a FTM tranny and you fuck her every night?

The inbreeding explains some of your tard rage.
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>>14263478
No shit Einstein. Given the fact Ethanol has a lower energy content than regular petrol, of course it's going to consume more to achieve the same output...
This isn't rocket science.
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>>14263097
>auto
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>>14263514
I'm aware senpai. I didnt feel like that was worth mentioning.

in regards to the 10% ethanol content of E10 while it does burn quicker the difference between consumption of E10 and higher RON isnt as big as its made out to be.
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>need to prop my car up
>poorfag
>okay, one last heist
>midnight
>dress in all black and drive to a bunch of units being built
>turn off headlights and just cruise
>pop boot and pile in a few cinder blocks
>drive out of there
>few streets away
>suddenly cop car stops in front of me
>THEY KNOW
>I'M SO FUCKED
>pulls away and starts cruising down the street
>drive home

How much do these things cost anyway?
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>>14263698
about three fiddy
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>>14263698
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>>14263698

Cinder blocks? They're a dollar thirty five a piece at home despot.

Wow.
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>>14263451
>and you don't slide off the road into a tree or barrier you'll be fine

But when are you most likely to lowside?
Assuming no one here ham-fists their front brakes, it's when you're cranked over in a corner --> straight off the road and/or into a barrier.
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>>14263730
>>14263736
>>14263743
>mfw the papers tomorrow
>ABSOLUTE MAD MAN'S CRIME SPREE
>INSIDE COVERAGE OF SYDNEY CRIME EPIDEMIC
>NO REMORSE: LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER
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>>14263369
>fuck I'm slow
Wouldn't stress over it, fuck all people seem to know you can do it.

>>14263434
Lowsiding isn't too bad really. Highsides fucking suck though.

>>14263758
Not him but I think I'd prefer to slide into a barrier at speed than high side off a cliff or into a tree.
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where is the best place to find women you pay for?
back page, craigs list, or langtrees?
i dont wanna pay 2500 for a hour long threesome.

because we all know that cars dont really pick up women
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>>14264385
spend the 2 grand on flights and accommodation for thailand and have a threesome for the whole weekend*

*(thai hooker may or may not have a penis)
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>>14264417
hard to explain a "work" holiday ,to Thailand, to mrs.
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>>14264437
Why don't you.... fuck your missus maybe?, just an idea
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>>14264578
You haven't seen his missus, bruv.
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>>14264625
why did you marry an uggo cunt then
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I have figured out the cause behind SA's disaster meets, mx5anon.

He was the only one who went to both meets where things went wrong
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>>14265621
holy shit Illuminati confirmed
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>>14264385
>because we all know that cars dont really pick up women

That's right. If you listen to that uneducated inbred police shill. Its being a pig that gets you pussy.
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>>14265621
i guess mx5 anon CAN flim flam the jim jam
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>>14263243
keyboard warrior: the post
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>>14263243
>thats for being rude to me

Welcone to the real world.
I bet all the people you work with talk shit about you.
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are used tyres worth it?
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>>14267786
if you get them for free
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>>14263073
fucking hell ive asked my entire family if they could help me pick up the car which is only 5km away, and they can use my current car to drop me off for me to pick up the statesman but they all said fucking no

i dunno if im being an entitled little shit or not, but i never ask for a ride and the one time i ask for one its a universal no. Dont have many friends either so i dont know wtf to do
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>>14267825
>only 5km away
you could try walking...
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>>14267847
but it's hot...
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>>14267825
call the block and ask if he can drive it to you
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>tfw shitting blood
>sheeet.jpg
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>>14267960
stop having anal
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>>14267986
haven't done anal play in 3 years. ex gf was into some weird things.
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>borrow sisters car
>the accelerator has 2 modes
>does nothing at all or floors the shit out of it
>breaks are so sensitive just resting the weight of my shoe on the break slows the car down

fuck man driving other peoples cars is weird
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>>14264578
very high sex drive, we have sex on average about 3 times a night, and im still wanking after.
also she wont do threesomes
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>>14268934
sounds like you're just a needy selfish cunt
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>>14263434
>but the front end tends to get pretty light and the entire car feels pretty flighty.

Eh, fug dat.

>Would hate to lowside (?) at 150km/h on a bike...

Like >>14263451 said, as long as you're wearing decent gear and you don't hit anything you'll be fine.

Haven't gone that sanic in a long while though, came to the realisation there's just too much risk going that crazy on the road a while back.

>>14268829
>the accelerator has 2 modes
>does nothing at all or floors the shit out of it
>breaks are so sensitive just resting the weight of my shoe on the break slows the car down

The Suzuki Swifts RACT use for driver training are like this, it's annoying as hell.

>throttle does nothing for the first cm ish of travel then it becomes super sensitive
>caught me out a couple of times revving out to like 4k or so when trying to take off

The blind spots modern cars have as well, jesus christ.
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>>14268951
he just needs more women to wear him out, right pally?
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>>14268934
You get sex 3 times a night and you're going to throw that away for a whore?
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>still shitting blood
>drive shitbox to the doctors while trying not to shit myself
>only space in car park is at opposite end to the docs
>move as quickly as I can to the doctors still trying not to shit myself
>go to open door
>locked
>they're closed
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>>14268829
201x nissan pulsar?

Fucking horrible car
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>>14269170
shit on the doorstep
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>>14269171
close anon it's a 90's nissan pulsar (not too sure on the year)
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>>14269181
also a horrible car
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>>14269192
it's been pretty good, never had any kind of serious problems. only thing is my sister constantly leaves it out in the sun so the paint is FUCKED also noticed a bit of rust on the roof today by the antenna
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>>14269254
nope nope nope

Also contemplating a rx7 but its 12grand
12+GRAND
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>>14269254
would she care if you shit blood on seats
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>>14269057
two. two whores
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>>14269324
probably...
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>>14269338
hold it in till you find a doctor and then shit in the waiting room
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tfw promoted to warehouse manager in charge of 12 people today

hello 10k raise
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Building cars in this fucking weather can suck a bunch of fucks
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>>14269721
Now time to sign up for a uni course and study from home / in my warehouse desk

Life 2 good lads. Only really in charge of 5 others the other 7 cucks are in different section ayy

hows your life, neets
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Picked up the Statesman today. its pretty nice, 3 months rego and the bloke was alright

Should of test drove it, auto trans slips alot if i push it too hard, engine mounts snapped, bonnet and bumper has had a crash and is stoved a bit and it smells like burning transmission fluid. However, the rest of the car is tidy, the v6 is healthy and the space it has is huge

After driving it it starting showing its colours, and i realised what they actually were. It was an old mans car and/or bikies car. And i feel like either driving it around. Its a good car, its modestly powerful but im glad i use it for pizza deliveries and DDing and not anything else, its really an A to B car for me

/blog
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>>14269762
Thankfully the good thing about Commodores is the fact that parts are a dime a dozen, should be able to pick up all the shit to replace it on the cheap
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>>14269762
>im glad i use it for pizza deliveries and DDing
pls explain
also why aren't you doing sick skids m8
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>>14269813
well it means i got the Valiant for the weekend and if i just want to travel without drawing attention/defects/no frills transportation, the Statesman, being a vanilla car, serves that role well.
>mfw full locked the wheel and punched the pedal
>shit trans translates to THUNK>REDLINE>FIRST GEAR>SCRREEEECH
its pretty funny, dont want to fuck the diff tho
>>14269772
Yeah, luckily a v6 statesman driveline is the exact same as a VR commonwhore, so im seeing years of cheapish motoring, serviceability, hooning and power with this car. Im happy with it
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>got wind mitre10 was closing down weeks ago
>bought $20,000 shares of bunnings
>made 15,000 profit in 2 weeks with my shares now worth 34,000
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>>14269721
>Warehouse Manager
>Only makes $55k/year

Where, Zambia?
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>>14263536
You need to run E85 to experience the thrill of shit fuel economy.
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>>14269901
that's more than I make
>$30k/year
but I get my accommodation, travel and some other shit free. plus I work 3-4 day weeks.
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>>14269762
>Pizza Deliveries
I would've gotten something dead cheap to run for that, like a Hyundai Excel or similar piece of shit.
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As a Chrysler enthusiast, I would rip out the drive-train and then set this fucking thing on fire.

http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Chrysler-Valiant-Charger-1972/SSE-AD-3558106/?Cr=0

I can appreciate the work that's gone into it, but fuck me dead it's truly awful.
Bog cracking = poor prep work.
Gaps are all over the place.
It has an interior more suited to a speed boat.
Rear beaver panel is off its chops (what were they trying to achieve?)
Front stone tray looks like they've cut a wheel barrow in half and welded it on.

Aaaaand it's not engineered.
So you're gonna pay 80k for a car you can't drive legally and isn't show competitive.
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>>14269865
>closing down
Isn't it merging with another chain to compete with Bunnings?
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>>14269935
mitre 10 + home timber and hardware

>bunnings builds warehouses like three times the size of the mitre 10 across the road
just cant compete
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http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/hawthorndene/cars-vans-utes/2000-alfa-romeo-156-selespeed-automated-manual/1100891807

looking at this as my next car. anything i should look out for?
i also need some recs for a car under 2k
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>>14269931
>quad turbo
noice
but yeah, too much money, too little taste
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>>14269931
>Engine: 6cl 245L
>245L

Mad torks.
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>>14269949
>owner name: Gipsy
the red flag is screaming at you mate, never trust fukken gypsies

bigger red flag is that it's a newer alfa and it's under 2k
if you want to fulfill topgear's stupid idea of "real enthusiasts have stuck their dick in an alfa's intake" then go ahead, don't come crying to us when you spend more time buying car than you'll spend driving it in 12 months
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>>14269931
How can you even see that from the images?
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>>14269993
I've seen it in person.
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>>14269744
I woke up at 4pm
>>
What cars should I be looking at /dat/? I want something either hatch or coupe and under $10k (prefer under 7.5). Was going to buy an ae111, but the fucker sold it on me after I paid the deposit and just gave it back.
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>no weed
>no (registered) car
>no money
Fuck my life.
>>
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/townsville-4810/cars-vans-utes/nissan-skyline-r33-gtst-m-spec/1095778038

There you go.
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>>14270016
>have weed
>have registered car
>have money
My life is good, just need to get a real job rather than woolies
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>>14270004
thise are pretty sick and undervalued considering they've got amazing handling and are light as anything

you could buy an e36 328i, soarer, supra, gotta give us narrower criteria m8
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>>14270016
I'm the same but give a total of 0 fucks.
Why you sad bro?
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>>14270030
I agree, just finding a good one which isn't owned by an idiot is the hard part. Maybe I'll just wait for a good one

Something sporty, isn't older than late nineties, doesn't get a heap of attention from police, dont' care about fwd/awd/rwd as long as it handles well, prefer smaller cars.
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>Took massive constipated shit
>Struggle for 30 mins to give birth to this turd baby
>Lost 2kg in the process.
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>>14270159
Mate, eat some fruit and veg then drink some water.
>>
Leaks from the upcoming Jim-Jam movie.
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>>14270183
Dank E24 on the far right lel
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>>14270183
Jimmy's attention seeking problem has gone too far.
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>>14270195
Nah m8 I sabotaged his car.
He had nothing to do with it.
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>>14270183
Come on man, gave us all the videos. I want to hear the clunk clunk from this >>14255507
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>>14270135
The End.mp3

Its actually a pretty cool song though.
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>>14270139
golf vr6/r32
volvo v40 (if you get the high pressure turbo+manual you can mod it to eternity)
renault clio sport/peugeot 206 gti
audi s3
calibra turbo awd (sorta overpriced though)

those are all fairly fast or can be made very fast easily, all euro so parts and maintenance can be ass
can't think of japanese cars right now
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>>14270200
soon™
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>>14270212
THIS ISN'T EVEN ME FUCK
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>>14270212
post it in wsg so we have sound
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>>14270200
>I want to hear the clunk clunk
Have heard the video audio, it's a pretty uncomfortable sound.
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>>14270213
THIS ISN'T ME EITHER

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>14270212
>>14270213
Stop impersonating me, I go to suck off jimmy for 5 minutes and this shit happens
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>>14270216
Details on the clunk? Was it like a really loud bang follow instantly by flames?
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>>14270212
>>14270213
u can doneet to meh using peypal m80s
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>>14270216
Ye I let this R1 riding cunt listen to it on Saturday.
CLANK CLANK CLANK
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Now this is shitosting
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>>14270223
It clanked on idle at Vic Harbour and at KFC.
Me and the yellow MC22 cunt were pretty spooped but wanted to see if he'd get home.
Videos whenever we can be fucked.
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>>14270230
we toasting in epic bread right now
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>>14270200
>>14270216
>>14270223
Imagine the worse knock you have heard in a car, like the rod whacking the block every revolution, thats what it was like.

I was laughing my ass off listening to it while the car was blowing out enough smoke that I couldnt really see on my bike. Then my lungs imploded from the oil
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>>14269865
sent these to police lol

they don't go easy on insider trading

going to get your IP easy you're fucked thanks for the evidence

thats for being rude to me
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>>14270230
> using anonymous on /dat/ knowing that deep inside you're really mx5anon
this is what we call shitposting
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>>14270211
I've been thinking about euros, but those parts cost seem spooky, and nobody I know has any idea on how to work on them
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>>14270232
SA meets have been incredible so far. what will you cunts do next?
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>>14270236
sent these to police lol

they don't go easy on shitposting

going to get your IP easy you're fucked thanks for the evidence

thats for being memes to me
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>>14270240
fuck off

>>14270235
You're stealing my rod / piston slap diagnosis motherfucker.
I know its you Yellow MC22 cunt.
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>>14270244
I was gonna post the webm of jimmy blowing an 8 roper on my face but this is a blue board.
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>>14270249
im wondering how the hell that thing kept moving if the rod was already having trouble when it was just parked and idle
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>>14270248
this is the police lol

we encourage shitposting here

they were all behind 7 proxies so we got no IP's

thats for giving a (You)
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>>14270244
Have you played Carmageddon? Well, its pretty much on point.
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>>14270249
I was just explaining it mate, gotta let the masses know just how bad it was. Still wonder what was truely wrong with it, guess we will never know now that its just a bit singed
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>>14270259
m8 don't worry just drunk not agro.
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>>14270216
>>14270183
When the videos/webms with sound go up I'm going to make a movie trailer with them.
A scary movie trailer too if the sound is scary.
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>>14270183
https://github.com/WebMBro

You're welcome.
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>>14270269
lol
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>>14270269
looking forward to this, anon
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>>14270269
>jimmy was going to his first meet of the year in his new car
>DUN DUN BAWWWWNNN (that weird drop sound you hear in every movie trailer)
>but little did jimmy know, it would be his cars last
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>>14270243
the v40 should be fine with any good mechanic, vr6 as well unless it needs major engine work, can't speak for the others
parts costs aren't horrific unless it's a lemon
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>>14270256
ayy lmao, ayyyleins lmao

ayy lapostyy shittyyy

wayyy beemaoo sppaaayyyyce iipss ayy

graayyyyte daaayyy humayyynee
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>>14270256
oink oink oink

oink oink oink

oink oink oink

oink oink oink oink oink.
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>>14270256
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>>14262326
I was half asleep when I read this. Thought it was serious for a sec, started planning alternate commute for tomorrow morning.
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>>14270290
anon, don't do that you will trigger the deepthroating police shill that has a 35k/year after tax warehouse job who is rich as fuck.
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>>14270297
will this meme ever die?

#commycunt
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I just remembered that this sign is in my possession

wat do
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>>14270322
> offers a 3 piece box
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>>14270329
r u real life?
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>>14270273
We can make webms m90.
That gif was from a facebook convo.
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you guys that keep posting pics of jimmy car know that you could get your phones/computers confiscated for doing so right? not trying to bitch at you or anything but thought you should know
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