How many dicks would you suck for one of these

zero
who the fuck wants a S2000 except Honda fags
>muh potential

>>14245680
2000

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>>14245680
>sucking dicks for cars
OP, anon here. I have bad news. Sucking dicks for cars isn't a normal thing like you think it is..

>>14245685
This, but with less cringey meme-age in the vocabulary

>>14245685
Hondafags are the ones who'd be the most willing to suck dick in the first place

In what condition? Both the dicks and the S2000. Also, will other people know about it?

If nobody knows about it, I'd probably suck a hundred clean dicks or so. Even if I don't like it, a mint-condition S2000 stock would go for a good 20k or so.

None, if I decide I want one I'll have the means in a few years to afford one. Or I could build an 818S and have an even better roadster.

>>14245680
Wouldnotsuckdickfor/10

>but I still kinda want one desu senpai

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>>14245680
only if its a fememnine penis

>>14245680
none, since I already own one :^)

Don't know, I'd definitely be willing to suck a few given I'm secure enough about my sexuality that I'm not going to care when it's over with (that said I wouldn't enjoy it) but I don't want to be sitting here sucking dicks for weeks at a time like a Hondafag

>>14245680
>not buying an FD

>>14245680
Too slow. Keep your outdated meme car thanks

>>14245728
>I would totally suck a dick
>Im not gay tho

>>14245728
-_-

For a $15k-$20k car I guess I could stand to suck one dick

>>14245737
I didn't say I'd enjoy it but that's a lot of cash for a small amount of work. Are you one of those guys who calls people gay if glance in the general direction of a shirtless guy?
>>14245742
-_-

>>14245751
dude you juts said you would suck a dick

that is gay

>honda faggots will literally suck penis to drive a convertible
>"n-n-no its not gay!"

fuuuck lad, and i thought toyotacucks were bad. this is 100x worse.

>>14245731
Now this is smart.

>>14245765
Explain how it's gay using actual logic. Enjoying it would be gay; I'm not the one constantly thinking about dicks unlike you though

>>14245769
its not gay is the penis is femenine tho

>>14245777
>dude I just had gay sex!
>eeww thats fucking gay
>no dude I didin't enjoy it
seems legit

>>14245696
>>14245737
>>14245750
OP.
Clean dicks, clean AF S2000
Like practically brand new. No one would know except you and the dudes whos dicks you sucked

>>14245680

>being so poor you'd have to suck dicks for a honda instead of just buying one

Trump is going to make you faggots get a real job you know this right?

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>>14245810
>Trump

>>14245810
I am poor as fuck. fuck you
Sucking a dick for an S2000 would still make me way straighter than a miata owner

>>14245794
OP again.
What if it was mandatory 1 dick for the car, and at least 10 bbc for free maintenance and tires for life

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>>14245696
This guy is willing to sucking dicks for about 150 a pop.
>hondafags

>>14245726
Can I suck you off for it?

>>14245680
if it's a cute feminine dick, maybe 10

>>14245879
>>14245692
>>14245728
found the assmad samefagging toyocuck fanboy

>>14245810
>unironically supporting trump

confirmed for burgerland is shithole

>>14245847
I would suck 11 bbcs for a free S2000 and maintenance

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>>14245914
How many to go?

Because, you know, if you look decent you can totally get a Honda Miata... I mean S2000 for sucking 100 dicks. It's not a thought experiment, you can start doing it right now. The math works out.

>>14245680
Zero. Already own an '01 AP1.

>>14246049
>he doesn't have the superior AP2
Broke bitch

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>>14246058
>...

>>14245883
sure man

>>14246073
brb selling my S2K because this fag owns one

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>>14245945
>cuck projecting
lmao

>>14245680
I would need MY dick sucked to drive that.

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>>14245810
>Trump is going to make you faggots get a real job you know this right?
Why not have Trump AND the S2000?

>>14245879
100 bucks is a 100 bucks.

>>14246111
well, I use 4chan too so going by your logic you'd better fuck off.

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>>14245685
not a Honda guy here but i just love that car, and yes it has enough power for me
>feels good not being American

>>14245680
Up to 100

>>14246385
That's not very nice, Canadafag.

>9000 RPM rev limiter

Is this car as exciting as that sounds?

>>14246390
You can buy an S2000 in america. Why does being american or not matter?

>>14246413
It's not going to blow your socks off with acceleration, but basically picture a miata but much better in every way.

>>14246058
>>14246073
>not sucking a dick for a free $15,000 car

What are you, gay?

>>14246420
>much better in every way

ND miata: 2300 lbs
S2K: 2800 lbs

nope, not in every way.

>>14246390
>tfw American and not deluded by the horsepower Jew

>>14246385
Go spin out some more

>>14246435
>Miata
4 gens and it barely competes

>S2000
production ended in 2009 and it still kills newer cars

Mazda shill GTFO

>>14245720
there is no such thing as chicks with dicks, only dudes with tits.

>>14246485
>>14246215
>>14245914
>>14245769

It would be great if we could have a thread without shitposting.

>>14246510
Just tell me, where the fuck do you think we are?

>>14246522
Definitely not /b/.

>go to /toy/
>niche hobby board
>community is nice and helpful
>come here
>shitposting
>go to /m/
>more shitposting

>>14246542
>go to /m/
>more shitposting

he's not lying

>>14246542
Go back to /toy/ then, faggot.

>>14246550
I was here first, gunpla are nice during the winter when its too cold and shitty to even drive for fun.

>>14246552
>he doesn't appreciate cold pavement
>he doesn't enjoy a cozy cruise with the heat blasting

Why are you even here

>>14246567
>truck takes forever to heat up
>its a minitruck
>plows are out in force constantly, no dorifto

>>14246577
I assume it's a 4 cyl? Is your coolant good? I bought a car with an air bound engine, the temp gauge would read normal but the heat to a while. Possibly a bubble in the heater core?

>Open thread to read /o/ shitposts.
>See
>>14246577
>>14246601
>suddenly thread becomes relevant to me.
>praying for some useful info to apply to my little truck's heater.

>>14246779
Describe the symptoms, things that make the problem better, and things that haven't help.

Make/model/year of little truck.

>>14246791
84 dodge rampage. Heater barely blows air, and takes about 10 minutes of driving to begin defrosting windows, and another 15 till it's starting to warm the single cab. I'm just about positive I need a new fan in there, and possibly a heater core.

It occasionally blows bit of the insulation (cellulose) through the vents too, but it's old enough that it makes perfect sense.

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>>14246425
I already sucked enough customer dicks to buy mine.

>>14247045
>heater barely blows air
The heat dial shouldn't have anything to do with flow. Bundle up, and go check the fan speed switch. If the flow is weak, the first place that I would check is the cabin air filter. Your truck is over 30 years old at this point, and it's a cheap part.

If that doesn't solve it, make sure that the switch that controls the blower is still good.

If that still doesn't fix it, check the blower motor.

Beyond that, heater core.

Based on your "heater barely blows air" though, I'm willing to bet that it's a clogged filter or a tired blower motor.

A few.

I mean, I've already sucked dicks for guns and watches. Why not suck a bit more cock for a car? Would I have to swallow, OP?

>>14247098
Addendum A:

This all assumes that your coolant system is good to go. You could have Hurricane Bukkake up in your cab and still have no heat if your coolant system is not operating properly.

Check your coolant as well.

>>14247098
yea, my module works well enough. Once the cabin warms up (found a spot under my hood where a cock had fallen out and air was being shot straight at my ankles - now sealed) I can manage the temp well enough with the heat range selector. I know the fan speed adjuster works too. Highest level sounds like an rc plane revving up for flight. I'll have to look and see where the filter is. Never bothered me that much, but I never got around to *real* winter driving with it.

>>14247120
I assume my coolant system is good. I upgraded my cluster to the omni glh panel so I have my tach, oil pressure, and temp gauges and can confirm they all work correctly as I had to replace/install the correct ones for the new setup. heat doesn't ever go higher than 2/3rds of the gauge before the fan turns on to the lowest speed and knocks the needle down to the middle. Coolant color looks good too.

>>14246542
>>14246547
>/m/
Go back to driving your Mazda RX-78s

>>14246542
>/toy/
>No shitposting
Good one m8, /toy/ is full of just as much shitposting as anywhere else. Mostly from Figmafags, Transformers autists, and Kamen Rider shills

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>>14245830
>democrats