REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>14233683
Sweet merciful christ

do they stop and pick up their bumpers/lips when they fall off ?

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CANT WAKE UP

How often do you guys see stanced cars in the wild? I had only seen 2 or 3 in the last few years but now I have to drive through a Mexican area to get to work so I see a few a week. Always hilarious to me for some reason.

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>>14233683

Millennials. Ugh.

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>>14233683
>triggered

LeMons is no better than this.
It's all redditors ruining cars.

>>14233715
everyday

I live in china town which borders the mexican area of town. There's some faggot with stanced gold rota wheels on a blue 00s accord and bosozoku style exhaust

>>14233724
For what it's worth most of /r/cars dislikes stance.

Hahahaha Tyler's car is so triggering, I love it!

>>14233715
It was an fr-s with rice stickers and that was that

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>>14233715

>yfw you dont see them driving very often because they cant

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>>14233683
Hold shit you stance fags are gay as fuck

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>>14233683

>massive LED light-bar on roadster

why didn't i think of this?

>>14233737
haha u know tyler too? epic dude!!

>>14233715
Universityfag here. Everyday that I am on campus

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Am I the only one who sees this resemblance?

>>14233683
is it bad that i like that

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>>14233715
I see about 3-4 everyday, especially when I have a 3:00-Close shift and have to pass through a high school getting out. I once saw what could have been the nicest white evo X.. the fenders cut with what looked like a makita grinder, way too much camber, shitty carbon fiber trunk and hood, no flares, dirty AS FUCK, with pic related driving. I lost my mind.

>>14233683
Even I think that lightbar is some of the stupidest-looking shit I've ever seen put on a car like that

>>14233715
Never seen one due to two reasons; our country has very strict laws regarding modification, and the climate/conditions don't really allow it

>>14233758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TPg0Qwj5vA

It's a pretty known car around here lol

>>14233683
Looks like he's trying to copy the rat rod FB RX-7 with stance thrown in. Wouldn't surprise me if it's covered in "patina" down the line.

>>14233807
literally the first time I've ever seen it

>>14233807
lol ahah nice dude

me tj n tyler are always kickin it like bros haha its epic!

>>14233683
That non-functional oil intercooler is the riciest piece of shit on that car

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>>14233683

"Hey man, your car is retarded as fuck."

>"Yeah well I only do it to get a rise out of people like you, so suck a dick."

"Whatever man, I just cant believe you put so much money, time and effort and sacrificed your entire car just to piss me off."

>"Fuck you man, it's how I express myself. If you dont like it then fuck off man."

"Alright, just wanted to let you know your car is retarded.

>"Yeah well I only do it to get a rise out of people like you, so suck a dick."

"Whatever man, I just cant believe you put so much money, time and effort and sacrificed your entire car just to piss me off."

>"Fuck you man, it's how I express myself. If you dont like it then fuck off man."

"Alright, just wanted to let you know your car is retarded.

>"Yeah well I only do it to get a rise out of people like you, so suck a dick."

"Whatever man, I just cant believe you put so much money, time and effort and sacrificed your entire car just to piss me off."

>"Fuck you man, it's how I express myself. If you dont like it then fuck off man."

"Alright, just wanted to let you know your car is retarded.

>"Yeah well I only do it to get a rise out of people like you, so suck a dick."

"Whatever man, I just cant believe you put so much money, time and effort and sacrificed your entire car just to piss me off."

>"Fuck you man, it's how I express myself. If you dont like it then fuck off man."

"Alright, just wanted to let you know your car is retarded.

>"Yeah well I only do it to get a rise out of people like you, so suck a dick."

"Whatever man, I just cant believe you put so much money, time and effort and sacrificed your entire car just to piss me off."

>"Fuck you man, it's how I express myself. If you dont like it then fuck off man."

>>14233807
>hurrdurr loook at me im retarded!!
>your just a h8tr

>>14233848
More like
>haha look at what that Mexican did to their car
HAHA TROLLED, YOU ARE MAD THAT MY CAR IS SO SHITTY

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>>14233807
I will admit im triggered, but if it makes you happy i guess its extra money well spent.
Where is this? Looks like Carlsbad, I haven't seen it around so i cant imagine he daily drives it

>>14233683
Stupid question here, but can this car even turn?

>>14233881
carmel valley / west of poway, somewhere around the 15.
these douchers probably live in rancho santa fe.
literally hate this city.

Car weebs are the worst.

>>14234166
i dont think that means what you think it means

>>14233683
hnng

such a nice build

>>14233715
2 or 3 ever.

>>14233752
>filename isn't hotkinkyjo.jpg

>>14233737
my name is Tyler and stance is hella gross bro

>>14233752
>#Idh8too
wah?

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>>14233768
Looks like a Borg to me. Pale skin, black tubes, soulless

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really like clean ones like this miata. My dad used to own one in the same colour when I was young, was in perfect condition until some lady reversed across the entire street and smashed into it. He couldn't bring himself to enjoy it as much after the panel beaters (he used to sell cars so the ripples stood out a lot for him) so my plan was to buy one, turbo it and give it to him as a present and maybe do some autocross with it.

>>14233715
Down here in the South Bay I see a couple daily

>>14233752
god all the truck stereotypes in one truck

driving a heavy duty truck and having to waste money on 2 extra tires just to be unnecessarily wider

huge probably super loud exhaust, most likely rolls coal often trying to show off

truck nuts of all god damn things

and a cone, I live in south carolina so having a cone is apparently a cool thing to have, I don't see it often though

>>14233683
That Miata wants to die

>>14233724
>le rebbit
Nobody but college kids, tasteless mexicans, and chinks likes stance. Even reddit, as pathetic of a website that is, doesn't tolerate stancefaggotry (though they tolderate the "I just wanna smoke weed and sleep in my car xDDD" types.

so are those oil lines connected to anything or just glued to the front bumper?

>>14233715
i saw one for the first time a month ago, riced out bmw
thought it was pretty hilarious since he was going under the speed limit in the rightmost lane on the freeway

>>14233848
>making up conversation in your head
roflmao, tripfags

>he runs 15s
double roflmao, tripfags

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>tfw hard to find clean Miatas nowadays because millennial shits buy them up and do this to them
Fucking kids, how can anybody enjoy this trash?

>>14233763
this, so many stanced econoboxes

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>>14233683

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>>14233807
>"No fucks given"
>carefully crafted to look as shitty as humanly possible
Uh huh
sure

"No fucks given" is the old man in his rusty pickup he bought new 60 years ago, not some edgy teenager in his purposefully ratted out and damaged miata.

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>>14233807
>my ass and feet hurt
>it feels like a miata
>but everyone's looking at me! #win #trollcar

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>>14234523
kek'd

>>14234570
Mission accomplished.

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>>14233683
you know what with more ride height and no camber that would be cool

mini stock oval racer style

>>14233807
TRIGGERED

>>14234302
It looks cool. What happens if you encounter a speed bump though?

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>>14233807
I never understood why these people think anyone gets "mad" over their dumb car.

Like..I'm not mad. I just think it's dumb and that's the extent of my feelings about it.

>le troll car xD

>>14234436
Just glued

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>>14234465
there are a lot more miatas out there than you think there are

>>14234684
idk you go around it or take a different route

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>>14234747
>Those headlights

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>>14234523
>>14234570

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>>14234713
This tbqh

>>14233757
I'm ashamed to admit I have a sexual fetish for 'rally' miatas

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The lip on this Miata looks so great, currently in the process of sourcing one from Japan .

>>14234760
shhh miata is sleeping

>>14234774
top kek

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>>14234781
I like the US Racing Type 1, but I like the Jet Stream 3 piece better. Almost bought one, but couldn't bring myself to spend $475 on a front lip. Ended up getting a Garage Vary style lip without the holes.

>>14234834
Just saw the jetstream lip and feel confused about it, it looks like it's trying to be two different lips at once. Different strokes for different folk I guess.

My '90 Miata had a GV lip on it when I purchased it, but I have since removed it and have been looking for something to put back on there.

If shipping doesn't rape the cost of the US Racing Sport lip, I will definitely purchase it.

>>14233807
>not a single peek under the hood
>intercooler guaranteed cosmetic

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>>14234779
same

>>14234888
I think that's why Jet Stream makes their lip 3 piece. It's cheaper to ship in 3 smaller piece than one large piece.

>>14234898
Yeah, but $475 for the lip alone is outrageous.

US Racing Sport lip goes for ¥22,000 ($187.36) before shipping. It is also FRP and single piece, so that bumps up the price for shipping. I'd also have to pay more because it will ship to the US and using UPS/ USPS for delivery. Another fee will go towards the shop that is capable of buying the part from US Racing Sport.

I can totally pay for the part, but at the end of the day it's still just a lip and I don't know if I can justify paying that price.

;-;

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>>14234978
Get an ebay PU lip because you're going to tear it up over its lifetime anyway, unless you're serious about aero.

>>14233683
i wanna fucking punch you in the face
fuck

>>14235016
Worst case scenario would be me just putting on the GV lip that's stored in the garage.

I actually get the whole stance thing but this is ridiculous. and I know when you call them out on this dumb shit they just go "HEH, HATERS".

If I was a cop I'd harass the fuck out of these punks.

>>14233715
saw a stanced 1.4l VW Lupo park at a Mcdonalds next to my work yesterday. Yellow fog lights, blue interior lights, really loud fart cannon. Dude kept on revving that loud piece of shit through the mcdonalds drive thru. The driver looked like a 18 year old beta nerd trying to hide his inferiority issues under his overly loud exhaust.
God i fucking hate VW fags.

>>14234891
What intercooler senpai

>>14235087
>i understand stance
Please share with the class D'quan

>>14235127
Hey I didn't say I like it, I'm also just not ignorant.

>>14235141
I never claimed you like it, but please do share your understanding. Stancefags can only go as far as "muh lifestyle".

>>14234713

Same people on a certain Mongolian Soap Carving forum that think:

Replies = People Who've Been Trolled

Requesting pic of GS400fag crashing his car, I recently formatted my computer.

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>>14234774
First car to look like a cancer patient.
>kek/10

>>14234298
>We are Stancenation
>You will be assimilated
>Resistance is futile

>>14234524
>no fucks given
>unless you are praising my car

>>14233683
Those hoses make the miata look like it has a runny nose. The whole car looks like its sick with something.

>>14235381
Those are some pretty cool niggas

>>14233683

Can someone explain to me what the fuck the hoses and cooler shit on the front of cars is for? I only ever see it on stanced shitheaps and wonder why they have it like that.

>>14235580

It's an oil cooler. Generally you put them behind the bumper behind an opening but obviously this would be dangerous because it might get hit by a pebble on the road or a penny.

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>>14235580
Functionally it's a way to cool your oil. Stancefags picked it up from the Shakotan cars.

>>14234684
when happens if you encounter a corner, u flip? the whole point is a lower center of gravity ya fucktard

now obviously nobody is flipping a miata but lowering a car does have performance benefits
if its not stanced that is

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>>14234523

>>14235106
Looks like an oil cooler.

Which is also completely cosmetic.

So is it just trying to rip off https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcjpXbMiCtg

>>14233715
Pretty uncommon in Vermont, but then, we're civilized.

>>14233929
Rancho Bernardo fag here. I was in Miramar last night and saw like 12 stanced shit boxes trying to burn out in a parking lot. It was really sad.

Also, Joey?

>>14233715
Lol, Htown roads are too crappy for this shit, "stance" here just means lowered a couple inches with a bunch of faggy stickers

>>14235527
>>NY plates
>>Fucking Guy Fawkes mask
>>Having to be in the picture with your car like a girl

Fucking gayer than AIDs

>>14233715
in the 10ish years i've been living in spain i've only seen a slightly cambered b5 wagon

>>14233807
I'm actually quite ok with this particular one. The way I see it it's a big thick middle finger up corrupt society and it's arbitrary laws similar to bosozoku. Ofcourse the'll deflect criticism they way they do, saying it's a way of expressing themselfs or whatever when you try to call them out on their redardedness. Truth is you expose yourself as a wageslave drone carrying the system that shits on you at every turn simply out of spite and because it can.
If I were that guy I'd remold the whole front end so the whole hood is a foot higher and you can't even see out the windshield, then drive around leaning your head out the side like a dog and explain to everyone who's asking it's for pedestrian safety.

>>14233715
Live in London, no stanced nigger shit here.

Thank jews for speed bumps and narrow city streets. If I saw a stanced piece of shit on the side of the road, I'd probably slice all the tires and tear up the paint.

>>14235149
This


90s kids now think that people disagreeing with you is trolling. Normies who are new to the internet come here and go HAHA TROLLED! MAD?, when faced with a counter argument, disagreement, or negative feedback of any sort.

It's cute how insecure and attention-deprived these people are.

>>14233715
Didn't see any in the bay last week, but did see a stanced civic wagovan north of it.
Only heard two or three cars with obnoxious exhausts too.

>>14233715
the law is strict so I never get to see the full retard cars
impreza gm and gt86 get streched tires
old Mercedes w210 and lexus ls get a little camber
only low things are Toyota N90 on modified stock suspension or Nissan D21 with bags

>>14236680
Go home Tyler, you're not wanted here.

>>14233715
My buddy had a bagged and intentionally rusted vr6 Passat wagon that he installed the bags wrong on and ripped holes in them. That and a couple others.

>>14236688
Under aged fag who has no respect for others shit because he has none. Let dumbasses be dumbasses but don't be a bitch.

>>14234891
That's an oil cooler, dumb ass

>>14234349
In his defense atleast he actually has a trailer ball. I've seen countless heavy duty dodge rams with tow mirrors and no tow balls at all.

>>14239209
because most non-retards take their hitch off when they arent towing anyting

>>14233771
Don't worry, it was probably just a lancer made to look like an evo

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>>14233683
absolutely disgusting.

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>>14233683

>dat sick cold air radiator

Why is this a thing now? On a serious note

>>14233683
He's just doing that ironically, I'm sure.

I liked his over fender video, he made them out of cardstock and held them on with l brackets and wood screws, it was pretty entertaining.

>>14240125
https://youtu.be/8ovKTMh55VI
I love his intro, especially the part where he gets stuck in a parking lot

>>14239937
thats an oil cooler mate

keeps temps down a bit more and lets you have a more oil in there

>>14239937
oil cooler you retarded tripfag

>>14239937
I never expected you to know about cars kek

>>14235580

Emergency oil reservoir for when the oil pan gets ripped open on a bump.

>>14233683
kek'd and check'd

>>14233757
Same. This video made me consider it for Touge nights in dark canyons.

>>14235087
If I were a cop I'd pull them over and shoot the driver the second his hands left the steering wheel.

>"He was reaching for something. I was in fear for my life."

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>>14233715
Land of Floating Skyscrapers here. They are all over the east end, along with the crime.

When did the MX5 stop being village people gay and become stancefag gay?

does it really matter?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B8hmA34iNU

>>14240795
It's because the stancefags are having an internal struggle coming to terms with their crave4cock

>>14233719
I wonder how many meters the wheel bearings will last

>>14233752
Why on earth have a 9 inch tip when the rest of your pipe is 3 inches?

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>>14233752

Admittedly not as bad but I've seen worse around here.

Literally saw a stanced NSX the other day.

>>14233715

Georgiafag here. I see them pretty often. Even in the more wealthy areas. I've seen this ~07 Civic thats slammed at Walmart. Fuckers so low he even scrapes turning in the parking lot. I can't even imagine what the bottom of his car looks like.

>>14233718
hay dont me i hate stance is

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>>14234747
>there are a lot more miatas out there than you think there are

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>>14242022
>wow...
>the... the fukn...
>and oh man...
>and the guy...
10/10 I just exploded with rage

>>14242056
>crying over a miata

>>14241187
It makes the exhaust a fuckton louder.

Two niggers at work have them on their trucks.

>>14233683
>americunts
>ruining cars with pointless mods since 1800s

>>14233715
Living in Orlando, I see them all the fucking time. Stupid ass college students literally slamming anything and everything. Saw a fucking ford explorer, like a 97, stanced and slammed today in a publix parking lot. Worst I saw was a scrapping Mini. fucking hate this shit

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>>14240164
>>14240186
>>14240211

>Needing an oil cooler for a car that will never see track time

>>14233715
I've never seen a stanced car ever.

Is it because I'm in the midwest?
I see plenty of disgusting LIFTED TRUCKS, but never a stanced civic.

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>>14233807
tfw a bicycle has more contact patch

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>>14233715
>not american
>literally never
>only 1 car stretched tires

>>14233807
>open video
>gasy ass fucking drake/tyga-tier music

nigga literally stopped watching it ay 0:02

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>>14242517
>mfw removed stock oil cooler on my car because it was a shit dealer option that didn't do anything

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>>14233683
Reminded me of this one I saw

>>14233718
His eyes are stance

The abuse he cops is hilarious

His reaction is frustrating.

>>14234895
Then you might like this. It's an NB, but he has a dedicated website showing his build.

>>14234779
>>14242958
Replied to wrong post and forgot link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emeUQOGqS1c

Gotta keep my spaghetti in check.