So a pair of Mexicans have been rummaging through my girlfriend's miata.
We live in an apartment complex, no garage. Her brother caught them fucking with the car, and they ran off. This is the third time. They first stole the radio, and for whatever reason brought it back the next night. Today, in broad daylight, they had the hood open before running away. My primary concern is that they may start fucking with the engine.
What is the best option? I've heard miatas have issues with alarms draining batteries, but aside from staking the car out with a few buddies and some firepower for a citizen's arrest, I can't think of much else.
Also, getting another car isn't financially possible. Is there any way to lock the hood?
they probably think its an expensive sports car, and stole the radio only to realize its not valuable.
figure out what time they come around if they do, get an empty purse and make sure you leave it out in the open in the car. Stake it out with some buddies and wait for them to try to get it.
Beat the living shit out of them, break a couple arms so they cant work off the corners
They cant go to the police because most likely illegal
You sir, are a diabolical fuck and I love it.
Methanol will also work as an alcohol substitute and will make them dead or blind so they can't rummage through your shit again. It's a bit harder to tell apart from bleach if you dilute it with water and a bit of yellow food dye.
People have gone to prison for bait and ambush schemes like this
Just stake the car out and shoot them, or chase them off (but be ready to shoot them if they get violent), once they realize that you're on to them they'll probably fuck off
>having a nice car
>in a place where minorities exist
Not even once, shitskins can't afford nice things and get mad at the fact that other people can.
It'll even smell like liquor because its still alcohol. Forget tequila, get a high end bottle of vodka and fill that bottle with methanol. Vodka is literally just alcohol and water so it'll even smell right.
You will get eaten alive in court if they find out you deliberately ambushed them
Fucking stupid yeah, but it's what happens
If you're going to confront them, bring several of your buddies and don't do anything violent until they give you reason to.
The fuck will the cops do?
>"We'll look into it, sir."
>street-wise coffeebeans spot the cop car and know they're boloing the car and area
>they back off until the cops stop showing up
>cops stop showing up because "We couldn't find any suspicious activity, sir. Have a nice day etc."
That's even if the fucking cops bother to bolo anything at all.
>cumskins always get the most upset
Sure, lemme know when whites start stealing/breaking into/vandalizing your car
Also: a donk'd p71 isn't a nice car, neither is a '93 Mercedes, neither is a lime green gen 1 chevy s10... depending on what flavor of shitskin you are
How can they claim it's man trapping. "I had no idea there were people going through our car, I kept that methanol in an old vodka bottle for completely unrelated reasons that I'm not required to disclose at all because basically fuck you I can do whatever I want in my car with my methanol and my bottle and am not required to say anything that might incriminate me in a crime. Fuck them."
Surely you can find a nice spot in the woods to hide them after you have a talk about t.
How would they even figure out it was you?
>leave a partial greygoose bottle filled with methanol/isopropanol in the car
>mexcriments show up
>drink it and die somewhere else hours, possibly days later
How in the fuck are the cops even gonna find OP?
A shooting will 100% result in a formal police investigation. This investigation may lead to inciminating evidence that could lead to OP's arrest and incarceration.
A random "idiot mexicunts die from drinking ethanol-vodka from a bottle" has a chance of sparking an investigation, which may return to OP, which may then lead to his arrest and incarceration.
Now, which of the two has more favorable odds?
Chances are they steal from more than just OP's GF's Miata; there will be multiple victims that the police may question. If OP doesn't leave his fingerprints on the bottle, there are just too many variables for the cops to charge him.
Well take a look at it assuming there's an investigation. In one situation, you're off probably scot free because it's a justified shooting. In the other, you've committed what is probably as close to murder as you can get without actually being murder. How is this hard?
>I needed to clean my car windows and this vodka bottle was all I had as a receptacle, how was I supposed to know some beane- I mean Mexican Americans were going to break into my car, steal it, then drink from it?
How is this hard?
But there are more beaners in Texas than in most states, so moving there, whilst allowing OP to shoot them with impunity, it increases exponentially the chances of his gf's car being robbed.
The ammunition costs alone would for this decision remove any viability.
My family are all shitskins with nice cars. In my area it's mostly white trash and blacks who steal cars. Have had two cars broken into, once by a white guy, once my a black guy. Also had some methhead white trash dude steal my grandparents Jag only to caught after he ran out of gas on the freeway.