So a pair of Mexicans have been rummaging through my girlfriend's

go to home depot and buy one of those locks they put on a gate that you can pad lock. drill some holes and mount it up with bolt/nut

alternatively live in texas and shoot them dead

>>14232764
Ohio too

>>14232764
That will protect the engine, but I am a little worried that they'll keep rummaging through the car.

>>14232797
OP actually lives in Nevada and has his CCW. Always carrying.

Pray that Supreme Leader God Emperor Trump gets elected and kicks their illegal asses back into Mexico.

>>14232745
they probably think its an expensive sports car, and stole the radio only to realize its not valuable.
figure out what time they come around if they do, get an empty purse and make sure you leave it out in the open in the car. Stake it out with some buddies and wait for them to try to get it.
Beat the living shit out of them, break a couple arms so they cant work off the corners
They cant go to the police because most likely illegal
profit??

>>14232814
or fill the purse with dog shit
Alternatively you can get an old tequila bottle and fill it with bleach, hope they take some shots together

>>14232825
You sir, are a diabolical fuck and I love it.

Methanol will also work as an alcohol substitute and will make them dead or blind so they can't rummage through your shit again. It's a bit harder to tell apart from bleach if you dilute it with water and a bit of yellow food dye.

Shoot them, claim they said they would rape you and that you thought you saw a gun.

Get a Trump 2016 bumper sticker.

Leave a border patrol uniform in the passenger seat

>>14233225
Getting my car vandalised 101

>>14232814
People have gone to prison for bait and ambush schemes like this

Just stake the car out and shoot them, or chase them off (but be ready to shoot them if they get violent), once they realize that you're on to them they'll probably fuck off

Also
>having a nice car
>in a place where minorities exist
Not even once, shitskins can't afford nice things and get mad at the fact that other people can.

>>14233156
It'll even smell like liquor because its still alcohol. Forget tequila, get a high end bottle of vodka and fill that bottle with methanol. Vodka is literally just alcohol and water so it'll even smell right.

>>14233239
I love living in a white neighborhood and having a garage, I'm too far out in the sticks for any minorities, home Depot is to far away

>>14233239
OP doesn't have a nice car though

>>14233239
People have gone to prison for breaking into cars, but that doesn't seem to be stopping these guys.

Ya catching my drift, son?

>>14233299
You will get eaten alive in court if they find out you deliberately ambushed them
Fucking stupid yeah, but it's what happens
If you're going to confront them, bring several of your buddies and don't do anything violent until they give you reason to.

>>14233239
shitskin with nice car here.

it's always the cumskins that seem to get most upset lel.

>>14232804
does she not have a soft top? and have you not called the cops about this yet?> wtf

>>14233299
But were trying to help OP, and suggesting things that might get him sent to prison.

>>14233319
They will only find out you deliberately ambushed them if you were monumentally stupid, such as filming the act, announcing intent on social networking or phone call/SMS. etc.

>>14233332
The fuck will the cops do?
>"We'll look into it, sir."
>cops "investigate"
>street-wise coffeebeans spot the cop car and know they're boloing the car and area
>they back off until the cops stop showing up
>cops stop showing up because "We couldn't find any suspicious activity, sir. Have a nice day etc."
That's even if the fucking cops bother to bolo anything at all.

>>14233323
>cumskins always get the most upset
Sure, lemme know when whites start stealing/breaking into/vandalizing your car

Also: a donk'd p71 isn't a nice car, neither is a '93 Mercedes, neither is a lime green gen 1 chevy s10... depending on what flavor of shitskin you are

Where do you live, OP? Fucking shoot them, lol

>>14233156
do not fucking do this, it's called mantrapping and is completely illegal, where killing them isn't

>>14233323
>2016
>being a shitskin

lmao enjoy your low IQ and smelling like BO you filthy spic

>>14233394
How can they claim it's man trapping. "I had no idea there were people going through our car, I kept that methanol in an old vodka bottle for completely unrelated reasons that I'm not required to disclose at all because basically fuck you I can do whatever I want in my car with my methanol and my bottle and am not required to say anything that might incriminate me in a crime. Fuck them."

>Wait in the car with a large baseball bat
>???
>make beaners into taco paste when they fuck with the car

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Surely you can find a nice spot in the woods to hide them after you have a talk about t.

at least the beaners have good taste

viva la cultural mixing

>>14233444
Basically this.

Also you were using it to store as window washer fluid.

Basically DO NOT TALK TO THE POLICE THEY ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS

>>14233394
>>14233444
How would they even figure out it was you?
>leave a partial greygoose bottle filled with methanol/isopropanol in the car
>mexcriments show up
>steal it
>leave
>drink it and die somewhere else hours, possibly days later

How in the fuck are the cops even gonna find OP?

>>14233491
>>14233501
I dunno. Seems a lot more complicated than shooting them.

>>14233239
> stake the car out with intent to shoot
Good way to end up in prison

>>14233518
A shooting will 100% result in a formal police investigation. This investigation may lead to inciminating evidence that could lead to OP's arrest and incarceration.

A random "idiot mexicunts die from drinking ethanol-vodka from a bottle" has a chance of sparking an investigation, which may return to OP, which may then lead to his arrest and incarceration.

Now, which of the two has more favorable odds?

>>14233545
Chances are they steal from more than just OP's GF's Miata; there will be multiple victims that the police may question. If OP doesn't leave his fingerprints on the bottle, there are just too many variables for the cops to charge him.

>>14233545
Leaving a fucking bottle of vodka wont lead back to OP, they drank it willingly, and for all we know OP just put alcohol in it to clean his windows, he cant be heldp responsible

>>14233545
Well take a look at it assuming there's an investigation. In one situation, you're off probably scot free because it's a justified shooting. In the other, you've committed what is probably as close to murder as you can get without actually being murder. How is this hard?

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>>14232745
build a wall

>>14233544
>europe: the post
in america I don't go to jail for 'staking out' my own property.

I get commended for protecting it.

>>14233590
>I needed to clean my car windows and this vodka bottle was all I had as a receptacle, how was I supposed to know some beane- I mean Mexican Americans were going to break into my car, steal it, then drink from it?
How is this hard?

>>14233608
>having to explain something fishy vs not having to explain anything at all

>>14233618
>you never EVER have to explain yourself during a shooting
Ok.

>>14233623
Move to Texas ese

>>14233544
Good luck proving intent, hell good luck proving the stakeout

>>14233666
But there are more beaners in Texas than in most states, so moving there, whilst allowing OP to shoot them with impunity, it increases exponentially the chances of his gf's car being robbed.

The ammunition costs alone would for this decision remove any viability.

>>14233597
Two words: premeditated murder

Enjoy getting as raped by Tyrone

>>14233323
that's because they want their car back

>>14233371
>film it
>bring it to police department

AND WHY DOESNT SHE HAVE THE OEM SOFT TOP YOU FUCKING RETARD

Hood pins with pad locks. It'll keep them out, but they'll bring bolt cutters next time.

Ammunition wouldn't hurt either.

>>14232745

Fucking shoot them you beta cuck faggot.

>>14233597
That's not how the US works.

Leave a whip, a gag, a large dildo, and a gay Mexican porn dvd behind the seat.

Of course this method is not without its risks.

Razor blades, super glue and some high voltage transformers should do the trick.

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>>14233239
My family are all shitskins with nice cars. In my area it's mostly white trash and blacks who steal cars. Have had two cars broken into, once by a white guy, once my a black guy. Also had some methhead white trash dude steal my grandparents Jag only to caught after he ran out of gas on the freeway.