ITT: we roast each others cars
>>14221901
You'd have to post your piece of shit for us to roast it, faggot
Again?
>>14221901
You can't roast my car if I don't have one!
>>14221907
ok
>>14221910
why not
>>14221916
That picture roasts itself... Like the color though
>>14221901
>>14221910
>those rims
lel
>>14222650
You could have at least bought the hatchback
>>14221916
>it's a Vauxhall
>it's an Astra
>it's bright blue
>notorious quality issues
>BRIGHT BLUE
>generic tasteless convertible design
>>14222643
>Ventura
Normally I'd give you shit for going with the V6 but since you live in such a poser town it sort of makes sense.
it filld wit butt chocolate and poop everywere 2 slo can t turn
>amerifags plasti
put sum meets on it ur a faget if u slam it put sum lil treez on buy a civic bich >implyn electric is gud
its bad car not race car get a miata >implgn miatas rnt 4 fedora autiss
vtec is bad german is bad american is bad buy a saab u sud feel bad abt ur car yolo muh nigga
dont buy tesla thx obama yung money we presdnet now we got dat shit on dubz donks r bad not wite culture
>>14221916
>>14222667
Who /bright blue/ here
>>14222747
>inb4 asshurt Australians
>>14222747
Bionic Blue F6 here, you AWD understeer loving pussy bitch
>>14223125
>Going to a mattress store with an Outback
>As if you're ever going to use a mattress.
wheels are just black now, no lip. car is ls1 auto
B-be gentle
>>14223156
>auto
Shit son at least make it a challenge for us
>>14223158
Your dumbass car has leaves on it.
>>14223161
autos are a lot cheaper ;)
3.23 torsen diff very aggressive with auto. 0-60 in like 4 sec
>>14223158
>older jag
lol we don't need to roast shit, your head gaskets will do that for us
>>14223136
It's actually walmart that I parked all the way in the back there for, fuck parking next to normies that swing their doors wide open with no respect to the cars next to them. Saw someone fling their door into another car the other day and it didn't seem to faze them at all.
>>14223163
>>14223171
Keep 'em coming, fuccbois
I have a 2015 Fiesta SE manual in black
>>14221916
Jimmy pls go
>>14223175
I hope you're saving that money you didn't spend on a rake for an engine re-build.
>>14223177
Your car looks like an angry black bean.
>>14223213
I have to agree.
Do your worst /o/.
>>14223208
>AJ16
>rebuild ever
Keep in mind that most of these cars weren't highway vehicles, and the sales volume was FRACTIONS of the LS400. We'll see some million milers eventually.
>>14223253
How fast were you going when this picture was taken?
I'll go again. Last time they were pretty funny.
Left cuckstangs mine.
>it's not a v6
>>14223293
Took the picture with it as optimum turning speed I see.
>>14223268
Hah.
No, it's not a PDK.
Do your best.
>inb4 fca maymay
Roast my shitbox
>>14223384
No flaws here
>cagers
>>14222643
>that ricer hood
>>14223384
ill get the maymays for you
"Hey buddy.. you know what Fiat stays for?
FIX IT AGAIN TOMORROW"
>>14223881
>15 year old retards with no license
I'm not a poser I swear
>Implying my car has flaws
>>14223881
lmao your car has only 2 wheels
CMON STEP IT UP
>>14223949
*snap oversteers into a tree*
>>14223976
This
Who the FUCK thought it was a good idea to combine rear engine with FWD? Toyota a shit. They could have at least taken a lesson from Porsche (make the car considerably more mid engine, as well as RWD)
>>14223992
fug, wrong .gif
>>14224019
>Who the FUCK thought it was a good idea to combine rear engine with FWD?
Here's your reply
>implying there's anything to roast about my car
Maybe this time people can come up with something besides my house/lawn/lack of a garage.
>>14224116
>coupe
Four doors for more whores.
>>14224133
>not checking them out when they have to climb into the back seat.
>>14224116
nigger its a cadillac
and the ugliest one
you have no taste
and too much money
stay delusional
>>14224176
the only woman thats been in that cts is the one who previously owned it
>>14224116
>Not a wagon
Easy
>"roast"
Fuck off
Let the noturn pigfat commence
>>14224116
>car is obnoxiously big
>2 door
>>14224459
Wagons are shit and objectively worse than sedans for anything except practicality which you shouldn't be buying a performance car for in the first place. Take your autism somewhere else
>>14225235
Or uh, coupe in that case. Too used to 16 year olds whining about sedan WRXs on here
do your worst
>>14225263
fucking stupid "night kids" sticker, jesus fuck anon take it off the car
>>14221910
Poorest of poorfags
>>14221916
>I made my boring shitbox even worse by hacking the roof off
>>14222643
Looks like a fucking Hotwheels, don't dislike it though.
>>14222650
>those wheels
I don't know why this board obsesses about hatchbacks but good on you for not getting one at least
>>14222747
Color doesn't really work but I forgive you for all of the asshurt Euro tears it brings
>>14223114
literally a meme car
>>14223125
lesbian
>>14223169
>>14223156
16 year old benchracer who cares more about jerking himself off to numbers than driving
>>14223158
I can't even hate those but have fun getting 50 miles out of it before something blows up
>>14223177
>MOM TOLD ME NEW CARS WERE BEST SO I BOUGHT A SHITTY NEW CAR INSTEAD OF A LIGHTLY USED, CONSIDERABLY BETTER ONE
>>14223227
is that ice or a nigger-tier paintjob
>>14223293
>Riced Mustang (especially S197s)
Come back when you're old enough to post on here
>>14223358
Only thing I can give you shit for is the color unless it's an automatic, one of my favorite cars.
>>14223379
Literally 16 years old and failing remedial classes
>>14223384
fca maymay
>>14223800
see: >>14223379
Literally 16 years old and failing remedial classes
>>14223881
Literally 14 years old and doesn't even have a license
>>14223932
>Fuel economy of a V8, power of an I4
>>14223940
>boring econobox is not a flaw
>>14223949
lesnapoversteerfaec
>>14224045
Do you have enough room to fuck your sister in them?
>>14224116
One of the few cars that looks worse as a coupe compared to a sedan, also holy fuck I see this image every day
>>14224479
>I'm a 40 year old white woman who knows nothing about cars
>>14224816
Fuck you I like S550 GTs
>>14225263
The amount of paint you inhaled to think those stickers look cool did far worse to you than I ever could
>>14225268
>I'm 80 years old and poor
>>14223992
How fucking stupid are you. It's a Porsche midengine and not the S2000 midengine style. But MAINLY it is rwd.
Fucking normies.
EASY MODE
Go on then.
>>14225295
All replies to this post after this one are just from butthurt fags who didn't like their roast
>>14225295
>Poorest of poorfags
Nope. Just fucking LOVE corollas
>>14225295
>The amount of paint you inhaled to think those stickers look cool did far worse to you than I ever could
I audibly kekked, you got me
>>14225442
Not butthurt in the least.
Just love corollas
>>14225295
Hah, I win, I have the S550.
>>14225319
>tires don't fit on the rims
>looks like it is about to fall off
>too low to get out of a driveway
literally can't be driven
>>14225332
sikk spoiler bruh
>>14225524
Honestly that spoiler irritates the fuck out of me.
Only thing on my 4runner that is not stock at this point is the MAF (Because Toyota), and the CAI (Because K&N <3)
That spoiler makes no sense to me because it is only attached on either end. The middle of it is just a big ass hole all the way across the back.
(Sorry for Potato Quality.)
>>14223169
All the autos I test drove seemed to be ragged out a bit harder then the autos as well. Nice car anon. I have an auto as well but swapped my highway gears for 3.42:1 with lsd out of a manual car.
>>14223158
literally the fedora of cars
>>14225524
Weird I seem to be able to get in and out
If the tire beads, it fits ;)
>>14226126
what a qt
Roast me faggots
>>14226947
Enjoy re-doing that restoration in 10 years when that jap-shit starts rusting again.
>>14227532
>implying rust doesn't happen on any other car
Admit it. You couldn't find a flaw
>>14227874
Doesn't happen on my car. Too bad the Japs couldn't harness the power of galvanization
>>14226947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQlZweKNBjo
>>14227874
>find a flaw
32/36 downdraft
points ignition
do u live in sd btw
>>14227918
Close to San Diego , still SoCal
it's an old pic, but what do you think?
>>14228045
I think you watched Smokey and the Bandit but didn't have money to get the real one.
>>14228064
You seriously are one dumb fucking cunt
>>14228064
I inherited it from my mother when she passed away
and yes I do live in the south...
It runs smooth, but I'm in the process of restoring the interior
try me, fags
>>14228096
Rusting piece of nigger shit
>>14228096
>phase 1 penis compensator
>>14228079
It's not black, negro.
>>14228087
Well it shouldn't be too expensive to restore. Vinyl is like 50 cents a yard.
>>14228111
:'(
>>14228064
>>14228121
t.b.h. I like the gold version better
[spoiler]it doesn't turn into a jewish nightmare if you leave it out in the sun[/spoiler]
>>14228096
I am jealous. nice truck.
>>14228096
dad?
do it faggots
>>14228136
ty, would've loved to get an older truck but it was too good of a deal, plus i had the extra money at the time
>>14228140
eyy bruv, don't let that beauty rust like my truck's previous owner
turbocharged ranger
>>14228161
nice subtle joke
>>14228165
>tfw people repost your pics
feels good man. and what engine/tranny in yours? and 4x4?
ayyyy lmao
>>14228178
4.0l v6 cologne with a 5 speed, and yeah 4x4
>>14228169
>tfw no turbo
pls teach me how
>>14228209
a 1987 turbo coupe motor and some questionable wiring. but your ranger looks OBDI so it will be easier
>>14228202
damn that's a hell of a truck.
>>14228219
when I say turbo cope I Mean Thunderbird turbo coupe. uses the standard lima block, a hardened head and turbo stuff
>>14228121
>he thinks muscle car interiors are cheap
I spent like $1500 on my 1967 Chevelle vinyl seats restoring them to original.
Fucking bring it, I dare you.
>>14228202
>V6
>truck
>>14228200
Trying to make an econobox sporty
>>14228169
Is that huge antenna to receive gay pornography on the go?
>>14228161
Rapist mobile that probably smells like an old folk's home.
>>14228045
The iconic can't turn boomer mobile.
>>14226947
>doing a frame off restoration on a Japanese vehicle
>>14226126
Average car of low income house wife.
>>14226094
Looks like it just sucked on a lemon.
BOOM. ROASTED.
>>14228219
>>14228225
So engine swapping would be the easiest way to into turbo?
>>14228279
Wanna be R35 you know its true
>>14228230
>$1500
Nigger that's all labor. It would be twice as much if you used leather, probably 3 times as much if you used good leather.
>>14228295
CB radio. got a SWR of about 1.5
>>14228296
well, you could take all the internals, manifolds, turbo, inter cooler, and computer and swap it into the existing block. but from what I understand OBD I 2.3L engine systems are pretty simmilar
>>14228200
Enjoy having to replace your body kit every other driveway. Also looking like (read: being) a ricer faggot.
>>14226094
Designer spent so much time on the front end he didn't have any left to make the rear not look fucking boring. Also, fail-wheel-drive in anything but a hatch.
>>14224479
>I made a conscious choice to buy this boring thing, yet pretend to be an enthusiast by posting on /o/.
>>14223932
>making people think I'm a cop gives me an authority-boner that helps offset the crippling disappointment that is everything else in my life.
>>14223379
>Hey 4chan! Am I cool yet? I need your approval more than my next breath.
>>14228225
It doesn't have a hardened head.
>>14228333
Yes, the blocks are the same for all intents and purposes. There are cylinder wall thickness differences that are negligible and the oil return hole drilled into the turbo blocks. There are the only differences.
The forged bits inside are the differences.
Roast
>>14228096
>>14228128
>>14228202
>>14228209
The message you think you send:
"I'm a big manly man who enjoys big manly things. My truck is older because back then trucks were for real men. Not like those sissy trucks today."
The message you actually send:
"I have a medically-diagnosed micropenis. Also, I'm too poor to buy a new truck. Probably because I made the unwise decision to spend all that money on modifying this shitty thing."
>>14228378
you forgot about the head being COMPLETELY different with hardened seats and slightly better flowing ports. I know because I had to buy the last one in America from Texas. totally different part number
>>14228397
>"I'm a big manly man who enjoys big manly things. My truck is older because back then trucks were for real men. Not like those sissy trucks today."
If I wanted that, I wouldn't have bought a 1992 Ranger. That's the job for this
>Probably because I made the unwise decision to spend all that money on modifying this shitty thing.
Previous owner did all of it for me :^)
ITT, people forget we're supposed to be roasting their cars and instead try to defend them, completely missing the point of a roast and looking like idiots.
>>14228388
I haven't seen projecting this hard since my ex fiancé told me I have mental problems and I was a terrible person.
>>14228387
>Instead of buying the practical econobox Civic, I bought the impractical econobox Civic that promises everyone it's really a sporty car now, honest!
>>14228432
fair enough. I call my Turbo Ranger "Misfire Mike" True story
>>14228402
You can use the ranger head. Even the dual plug one.
Are you seriously implying the stock head doesn't have asthma?
All the turbo valve seats crack. Just so you know.
>>14223379
WHO /JP/ HERE
>>14228433
That's an awfully long way of saying "NO U".
>>14228436
Put having 50mpg shit box is boring.
>>14228459
yeah the seats do, but thats what it calls for. you can use a dual head, but as far as I know they flow worse
Roast my moms cah.
Engine Sound- http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ktWzUuO5ru
Fire away
>>14228556
>Nissan march
>lhd
Where are you from?
>>14230057
Could be literally anywhere where you drive on the right side of the road.
i.e Europe (Micra), Latin America (March), etc.
>>14228684
There is nothing special about flow with the turbo head. They all flow like shit.
>>14230050
Where are the wheel centers, grandpa?
Roast away.
>>14222745
Do you think you're funny ?
>>14225454
>I-I really j-just love shitty appliance cars
>I swear guys I-I'm not poor
>r-really guys
>why don't you believe me
>>14221916
>What are you, a fuckin faggot?
I actually like it tho
>>14229616
You just roasted yourself by posting your moms car
>>14228114
>>14228397
>1/4 ton truck
>compensating
Really, ranger is a mini truck
>>14231853
I only have one of them and the others fell off before I bought it. Since they're about $20 a piece I just went ahead and took the last one off instead of buying new ones.
mu muffin
>>14232600
[insert BMW stereotype here]
>>14231968
Are you a 18 year old girl going into an arts degree?
>>14232618
Add 10 years, make me a dude and yes.
Rate and hate
>>14232892
Nice Celica
>>14232856
no rwd/awd = no good
>>14232615
You aren't even pretending you haven't given up on life already
>>14231968
I see daddy bought you a graduation present
>>14228387
30 minutes or it's free
>>14221901
>>14221901
Hard mode: not making a redneck reference in your roast (looking for originality)
>>14234185
Headlight go up.. Headlight go down..
just bought her
It's for the winter and work.
Do you worst /o/
>>14234169
https://youtu.be/rwDnpU0E_5A
isn't this a reddit thing?
>>14226947
it looks like you can see white bits of wax between the body panels, needs a wiping
>needs steering wheel?
>wheres the grill
also the bolt-on rear fenders don't quite match the seamless front fenders
otherwise its a beauty
>>14234185
>L
>T
>1
roast em both
>>14234321
i-is that a wagon
ik this is a roasting thread but idk if i can do it
>>14234451
its a 540i msport touring (wagon) one of 300 in the country
>>14234493
fuck i literally searched forever for one of those
is it manual?
roast me you bitches
>>14234542
Do we even need to?
>>14234520
10/10
>>14234520
tfw still searching for a pristine 240 wagon with manual
>>14234451
Fake ram air scoop
Need i say more?
not my picture but identical
>>14234591
>VAG
>>14234145
Pretty accurate.
>>14230057
North America
The Nissan is for getting around in Mexico
>>14232600
what wax is that? looks amazing.
pls go easy on me
>>14227892
when are you going to kill yourself
2000 4Runner Limited
>>14237271
No one is going to make fun of you Eliot for fear you might pull another stunt like you did last time.
>>14223169
>>14223156
Ls1 brother!
Mines an auto as well, 1998. If yours is a torsen, then it's 1999-2002.
My rear end was destroyed when I bought it, so we're rectifying that problem with a new Yukon gear set (from stock 2.73 gears to 3.42, which is the same as the manual transmission standard rear end option) with bearings, and a new Eaton limited slip differential.
Pretty fun old cars, just hate working with T-tops. There's two kinds of tops out there: the ones that leak, and the ones that will leak.
>>14221916
Thats beautiful, thanks for sharing anon
car "enthusiasts" board, yeah
>>14237779
Dont stop the body rot
>>14238064
those rims look amazing when rolling at night
>>14224116
nice prius
>>14237268
thanks anon
i used clearkote vmhg and clearkote cmw
i need to polish it as it has some swirling
>>14238092
>LHD
Did you convert it to LHD or did you swap everything to a LHD shell?
Also are you jamaican?
>>14228045
I can practically TASTE the platform shoes.
>>14228169
How'd the math final with Berman go?
>2008 Mazdaspeed 3
Needs a cleaning in this picture but oh well
>roast pls
>>14238853
>driving what looks like a dogs penis
>>14234145
Well fuck, I didn't know the Focus was looked so highly upon.
>>14234508
no, 540i wagons were never offered with a stick in the states.
if you wanted a stick plus wagon from the factory, you had to get the 525i which is not enough engine for the e39.
which is why a transmission swap to manual is on the to do list.
>dat $3000 in parts tho
>>14239081
WEEED LMAO!
Canada is a cuck country.
>>14224116
dude who took this picture, wheres the fucking reflection? im on to you vamps
>>14239216
damn that kinda sucks
a manual swap would be amazing
>>14223158
>>14234321
>>14234591
>>14237271
>>14238064
>>14237971
Only good cars in this thread.
>>14239429
like i said, $3000 in parts and it takes a while, mostly in wiring and coding, but a 6 speed on a big ol' V8 in a RWD wagon is fucking magic
r8
don't hold back
>>14239589
solid. will last forever.
The drift slut
>>14239589
great vehicle, my dad's has over 500,000km on it
>>14222747
i do the blue
>>14240319
the only reason to buy a crown vic is that you're an autist, but you wouldnt even make the commitment to it so you didnt get the p71
Do all three
>>14240595
So are you going to take the bumper off like all the other Datsun owners?
>>14240641
I took the back one off for shits and giggles.
>>14240641
>>14240667
Im not the only one that sees this, right?
>>14240670
Seeing faces in inanimate objects is a sign of a tumor, anon.
>>14240670
pls notice me senpais
>>14221901
What you got for me?
>>14240843
You are a nigger?
>>14232856
I had a 162 in almost the same color, I hope to finds a 165 as good as yours some day
Nice car!
>>14230206
I'm sorry, but you're wrong sir.
>>14241158
White but I act like a coolie sometimes