Have you ever crashed a car?

>>14215306
Yes
really bad
no

>>14215306
The damage was ultra big
I didn't survive

Hit a kangaroo 2 months ago. Minimal damage to the car, maximum damage to Skippy. Got a front end respray and new grills out of the insurance company as well as the body work, so worked out well actually.

>>14215306
>did you survive
No

>>14215306
Yes
Flipped the car a couple of times
I died twice

>>14215503

Not for skippereedoo it didn't

>>14215306
Was driving straight down a road when an asshole coming the other way made an unprotected left turn right in front of me, I hit him head-on at 40mph

His car was totally undamaged, my car had its front left fucked up, destroyed my radiator, ac, bent the front of my frame, was a 11k insurance repair on a car that at the time was worth maybe 12k tops

I didn't survive

Crashed ever car I've ever owned

Rolled and totaled the Acura CL type R landed upside down all windows were open and I was not wearing a seatnelt climbed out the window without a single scratch

Yes.
I barrel rolled into a ditch thanks to that fucking bitch that crossed my lane. I fucking hate that women just thinking about her makes me want to kill.
Yeah I'm a big guy.

>>14215306
I """"crashed"""" a car in the sense I slid into another car at about 10kph when they slammed on their brakes and I hit a patch of black ice. Small scuff and a 600$ insurance increase.

No I didn't survive.

I got rear ended in my Fit while sitting at a red light. $790 bucks worth of repair. I'm in BC though so 790 bucks for repairs here would probably be about $200-250 anywhere in the US.

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waaah

>>14215684

haven't slept in a while, no glasses on, only thumbnail looked at and at first I thought it's that picture of that gory crash with hair everywhere.

>>14215700
Me too.

>brb, driving daddy's Porsche

>>14215684
kek i spun my r33 into a fence 2 years ago totalled it while trying to dagumi

>>14215741
Dagumi no pico my friend

Rolled my dads outback 3 times
no

When I was 9 I smashed my dad's field truck into a tree. It was mostly his fault, but I was behind the wheel

It laid me out for 2 days, and the truck was completely fucked

>>14215801
>It was mostly his fault
k

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I zoned out two days ago and bumped a Chinese lady in a Camry at like 7 mph.

>mfw two minor abrasions to her rear bumper cost $800 to fix

My fenders are a little fucked, a metal thing is sticking out 2 mm from my bumper cover and the side clips of the bumper cover blew out. Didn't claim it. Don't have $500 for my deductibooty.

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A couple months ago I blasted through a red like a retard and ended up jousting with an unlucky Civic at 45 mph. Blinker got smashed, and the paint got a little chipped at the corner, but I managed to buff out most of the shit. All in all, not bad for the speed.

Posting in spooky ghost thread.

>>14215878
Spooky scary skeletons sending shivers down your spine

Exiting a carpark, watching for oncoming traffic, lightly bumped into the car who left before me who had immediately stopped.

Minimal damage, but I was still incredibly embarrassed and ashamed. To be slightly fair, I was heavily medicated on anti-depressants and antipsychotics, but that just means I should not have been behind the wheel I suppose.

>>14215808
I was backing up to pull into the parking spot in front of the tree, he said I was backing into the telephone pole (I was a good 10 feet away, he was drunk as usual). He reached over, put it in drive, and while he was doing that he slammed his foot on the gas

>>14215576
same thing happened to me a couple months ago, but it was at less than 20mph, so only the fender and headlight got fucked up

>be in city on my bike
>get distracted
>rear end a car
Got a scuffed fuel tank when my massive balls hit it, and the car got a caved in fender
No i didn't survive are you crazy? Motorcycles are death machines

>>14215741
Commycunt detected.

You actually crashed it because the gearbox was fucked though.

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>>14215306
>Did you survive?

Yeah, riding shotgun in granpas '14 XC60. Doing about 120kmh (about 80mph?) he fucks up an overtake, we suffer a case of "negative vehicle to vehicle interference". Meaning slamming into a semi. Car was most likely fucked before we entered the ditch and rolled a few times. Grandpa snapped his neck, while me and grill was suffering from less chronic deceleration syndromes. Few broken bones, but we got out alive. I think I am buying Volvo from now on

>>14215306
Been in a few real crashes, only one almost killed me, and I only caused one.....shitfaced drunk hauling ass down a 30mph residential street, oncoming car's headlights blinded my drunk ass, I plowed the parents' 1977 buick electra into the read end of a parked car, that lurched forward and rammed into the read end of the car sitting in front of it...like a pussy I freaked out and ran off but was brought back after running down a dead end street, which was apparently smart on my part because they couldn't charge me with dwi -no one actually saw me driving the car

I bent the shit out of the electra's frame while also destroying 1 1/2 parked cars....pre-airbags...the cops drove me home with a busted lip from smacking the steering wheel

fun times

>>14216392
i typed 'read' for 'rear'...twice

and I don't even drink anymore


must be the weed

>>14216400
>must be the weed
Fucking edgy bro

>>14216071
it really was i felt it slipping coming up and down mountain roads before it let go, after it crashed it wouldnt even shift into gear probs sploded

>>14215658
4u

>did you survive?

No i was kill

I literally just crashed my car and am waiting for the tow truck right now. It's -5 degrees so just sitting in my car trying not to die. Will post pics in about an hour

Rear ended a Corolla, imprinted and punctured the rear bumper cover with my licence plate screws.

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>>14215306
No, but had a few close calls.

Braked over a puddle doing a curve at 40kmh and hit the guardrail. Broke the right headlight, scratched the right side of the muzzle and almost got an heart attack this being my first accident at 19, less than a year after getting my license.
Bumped into some guy with a towing hook at a stoplight, destroyed my front end. I don't want to think what would have happened if I was going fast

RIP Jimmy Strings Killed by snap oversteer in his MR2.

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>>28506594
Ball joint failed, was doing 40 mph in the rain. I was lucky I have pretty good control or I would have hit curb.

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>>14217295
Ball joint in question. Always do something when you hear that fucking creak. Because this is what it is.

I was sitting at a traffic light that had just turnes red, when some dumb bitch in a Nissan Murano rams into me at 50 mph. Then my car got shot into the middle of the intersection and clipped by an oncoming vehicle. Apparently the turbocunt was on her phone, and the investigation found that she had been using her phone constantly for 15 minutes, nearly the entire time she was on the road. My car ended up totaled, and I haven't bought a new car yet.

Currently going through physical therapy, had 7 total surgeries due to the injuries sustained from the crash. I'm addicted to oxycodon that my doctor prescribed, and I'm stuck in bed all day.

>>14215306
Yeah. It was slow speed. I was coming over the crest of a small hill that had a light at the bottom. When I got over the hill and saw it was red I tried to brake for it, at a reasonable speed and all, but hit a huge patch of ice and just kind of slowly slid down the hill until bumping another car. Literally no damage but of course that nigger bitch claimed neck and back injuries.

>>14215306
No.
Closest I came was during a 20 hour drive to Florida I spaced out and lightly tapped a guy's bumper during traffic.

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I crashed with no survivors

Lost traction, mustang fishtailed and smacked a rock wall.

Next car was a crown victoria, after I lost traction three times on my way home from college, I turned immediately into the ford dealership and picked up some AA high performance Michelin tires. Haven't had any problems sense.

>>14215503
You better have eaten that fucker

>>14217320
>her body was never found

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>>14215306
No, I died.

I rear ended a trailer when I was 16 (24 now). Dark and rainy out, small country road. Person in front of me turns right down some road really fast, and the car/trailer is stopped in the road waiting to turn left. Locked up brakes, skidded into it. Pretty minor damage, got a new hood and headlights, everything else was fine. Trailer had no working lights on it, but had zero damage so we didn't go through insurance or whatever.

>>14215306
yes
it was very painful
no survivors

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>>14215306
Yep.
Pretty knackered, as you can see
I was completely uninjured, amazingly enough.

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>>14215503

>>14217562
>spitfire anthro
Why is this a thing?

Trashed my saab 9000.
Did a dumb left turn. However, the road i crossed was double lane, When my rear almost had entered into the road i was entering. i got smashed in the side of the trunk compartment by a 2000 ford focus statiowagon
it goes from 70 to 50 km/h
could him that didn't took any notice.
However, i was in the wrong for doing a dumb left turn

Took out a rock wall and ended up on a frozen pond in my Durango back in HS
Puctured exhaust

Rest were just burying cars in the snow dickin around

YES

TOTALED

NOT A SCRATCH ON ME OR PASSENGER

THANKS AGAIN, GOD!

1. Faggot rear-ended me when I was stopped
2. Took an exit too quickly (every other exit within 50 miles can be taken at at least 40mph over the limit in my defense- this was about 20), panic-braked like a retard on a blind corner and understeered [is that a word] over the curb
3. Merging onto a highway behind two people; everybody's close up since onramp, you can see it's perfectly clear, the fucktard in front slams his brakes for absolutely no reason, guy in the middle does too, I couldn't brake in time (wasn't any closer than the middle guy was to the front) and smash. Guy I hit didn't even blame me but rather the idiot in front (obviously I have my share of blame but this is one of those situations where you shouldn't even be expecting dumb shit like this to happen)

>>14215306
Yes
Very bad, the car flipped over a few times and landed upside down, as you can imagine the windows blew out, an entire wheel with tire flew off and the sides were dented in
Yes I survived with no broken bones, wear your seatbelt kids is the moral of the story, it will literally save your life

Yes
Handbrake turn in a straight road with my sister's fwd car.
At the moment it didn't sounded like a bad idea.
Car was stuck in the mud haha

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crash this at least once a year

>>14215306
no to all of the 3

Yes. I was in my friend's porche. He was driving, we were slightly speeding at 45, he fucked up, hit a lampost, and the fucking fuel tank began to leak and light up. No, i did not survived, now i wont be able to finish fast and furious 7.

>>14217720
I love this picture.

>>14217732
Rule 34.
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Boeing_747/1 NSFW

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>>14215306

Running over a dog is my biggest misfortune with a car.

>>14217312
G-get well, anon.

rear ended a outback at 40mph not a scratch on his car, whole front end on my car is fucked

>>14215306
flipped it on its side
i was ok but didnt survive

what makes you think i survived

>>14216345
A crash would be acute deceleration rather than chronic, as the damage is caused in the one event.

>>14217305
oh no, i have the mustang and ive been hearing the creak

>>14219308
ghosts don't care about 4chan

Yes
All of it
I got better

I crashed with no survivors
It was very painful
The damage was big... for you
LOLOLOLOL
LE FUNNAY BATMAN MEME

>>14215306
Bumped a van going maybe 2 km/h. Car exploded and i burned to death

>>14222880
you might want to leave the computer (and even your basement) every now and then

I uses to have a recurring dream where I was driving really really slow and I lost control of the car or the brakes fail and I have these really slow ass crashes.
Humorous the next day but terrifying at the time

They stopped after I learned how to drive

>driving mom's Lancia Ypsilon, just got my license
>going downhill towards a roundabout
>brake, downshift, hear loud ass creak
>clutch is unresponsive
>panic ensues, brake too hard
>weels lock and I slam into the cement flower pot in the middle of the roundabout, totaling the car
I broke my right wrist and it still kinda hurts when I bend it quickly
The gearbox was defective, something snapped inside and it was completely destroyed.

>>14217960
RIP in piece Waul Palker.

Numerous close calls

Only one that was my fault was going off in a tangent on a roundabout not paying attention, realised last second and 50/50 weight distribution prevented last minute over/under steer from whipping that wheel around and i survived

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Was hit by an old woman in a Camry when she drove into me on a roundabout while I had definite right of way. The bitch wouldn't let me leave until the cops got to the scene because she was insistant that I was in the wrong. When they arrived they scoffed at her and told her she had to undergo a mandatory licence review. Insurance offered me 6000 dollaridoos for my shitty 320i which I then bought back for $400. It now serves as a parts donor for my 328i.

I also died.

>Got head oned by and unlicensed driver.
>Wrote off both cars
>Was saw for 8 months

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>>14223397
Can you explain your experiences as a saw?

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Yes
A lot
No

>>14217312
hey, at least it wasn't murano convertible

>>14215306
2 accidents on was in the French/Germany border bear Alsace. My cousin was driving and we crashed his 635csi going like 117 kmh an hour. Luckily we were able to loose a lot of speed because we came in sideways and slid before flipping the car was totaled and we were ok. The roof collapsed but only in the back section.

Second time was when I was much younger. My friend and I had just gotten out learners permits in the NY. We had being underage nerds driven to gamestop. We were in his moms Toyota Camry driving just over the speed limit when we're teaboned by a 80 year old lady running a red light in a Suburban.

I was resting my arm on the window which was partially down. I had a broken rib on my right side, broken right arm and cracked collarbone. My friend had massive cerebral trauma and died in a coma 2 weeks later.

>>14223462
Shit, i hope the bitch got what she deserved

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>>14223397
>>14223409
fucking kek

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Don't drink and drive.

>>14215312
amen

>>14215306
no but some butthole drove into my car in a parking lot and there were no cameras around.