>Go to Toyota Dealership
>Parts and Services
>Walk over to the counter
>Ask the cashier for a Toyota Oil Filter
>She asks, "What year and model?"
>I spoke loudly, "A 1995 Toyota SUPRA"
>Cashier goes in the back to get my oil filter
>Couple of guys waiting in line ask me questions about the Supra
>Told them I'm making a 1000HP+ Supra atm
>Leave the dealership
>mfw I don't actually have a Supra
>mfw I own a Lexus IS300
>mfw I know it's cheaper to get an OEM oil filter from Toyota than Lexus
I'll be probably back in 4 months to repeat it.
Laughed harder than I should have after reading such reckless faggotry
>Cashier still in the back
>Leave the dealership
Didn't even get the oil filter. Attention Whore confirmed.
> mfw Bosch is better than your OEM filter
Wow this type of shit should be illegal, how would you wouldve liked it if it was your mom or dad? Sometimes you should think before you speak, thats not cool, i wouldve told you if it was me honestly
>Insuring my car
>Step up to the lady insurer's desk
>Tip my fedora and take off my Keiichi Tsuchiya green autographed racing gloves
>Set my keys on her desk with an AE86 toy car on the keychain
>"Y-yeah, I'd like to insure my RWD AE86, 1986, here's my papers, b-babe
>"Ok, so a 1986 Corolla GTS?
>"I-It's not a Corolla, it's an AE86 Truaiy-no"
>"But ccording to your vin number, it's a Corolla"
>I start shaking nervously and stuttering even more
>"I-I d-deliver pizza d-downhill"
>"Thats nice.... sir..."
>"I-nertial drift, toegays, carving apexes"
>Gather all my papers and brisk walk all the way home red faced
>Forget my 200$ autographed Keiichi tsuchiya gloves on her desk
>Accidentally step on dogshit with my new balances
>FF shitposters at it again on the Taiwanese Doraemon fansite.
>go to Toyota dealership
>ask for oil filter and automatic transmission oil
>"what year and model"
>2007 Lexus GX470
>get weird stares
>pay for my shit
>get on my '07 Lexus GX470
Some people still don't realize Toyota = Lexus
>Go to the Toyota dealership to pick up some parts
>"Hello sir, what car do you have?"
>It's a 1986 Toyota Sprinter, I'm just after a replacement corner lamp, y'know the ones next to the pop ups?
>tapatapatapa click click
>"And that was the 4A-GELC engine, correct?"
>"Well, it says that the Sprinter has a fixed headlight and not a pop up."
>Ahh, must be because it wasn't sold in Australia, alright, I'll give you a VIN instead
>"Nah m8, none of the parts for that VIN are available in Australia"
I do for subaru ones because they come with a crush washer for the oil drain plug too.. I usually buy 3-4 filters at a time so I've only actually been three times.
If I can't be fucked I'll just buy a ryco filter from super cheap auto