>Go to Toyota Dealership >Parts and Services >Walk over

>needing attention like this

>then needing attention from /o/

Seriously how shit is your life?

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>>14215256
Laughed harder than I should have after reading such reckless faggotry

>>14215256
so the 3.95 Bosch oil filter won't do it for yah huh?

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>>14215300
>Bosch

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>>14215256
>Cashier still in the back
>Leave the dealership

Didn't even get the oil filter. Attention Whore confirmed.

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>>14215322
> mfw Bosch is better than your OEM filter

>>14215256
>>Ask the cashier for a Toyota Oil Filter
>>She asks, "What year and model?"
>>I spoke loudly, "A 1995 Toyota SUPRA"

Kek

>>14215256
Wow this type of shit should be illegal, how would you wouldve liked it if it was your mom or dad? Sometimes you should think before you speak, thats not cool, i wouldve told you if it was me honestly

>>14215322
This.

Used to work for Bosch's home appliance division.

>>14215517
>free speech should be illegal
He didn't cause any harm.

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>>14215256

lol

>Insuring my car
>Step up to the lady insurer's desk
>Tip my fedora and take off my Keiichi Tsuchiya green autographed racing gloves
>Set my keys on her desk with an AE86 toy car on the keychain
>"Y-yeah, I'd like to insure my RWD AE86, 1986, here's my papers, b-babe
>"Ok... thanks..."
>"Ok, so a 1986 Corolla GTS?
>"I-It's not a Corolla, it's an AE86 Truaiy-no"
>"But ccording to your vin number, it's a Corolla"
>"Y-yeah"
>I start shaking nervously and stuttering even more
>"I-I d-deliver pizza d-downhill"
>"Thats nice.... sir..."
>"I-nertial drift, toegays, carving apexes"
>...
>;_;
>Gather all my papers and brisk walk all the way home red faced
>Forget my 200$ autographed Keiichi tsuchiya gloves on her desk
>Accidentally step on dogshit with my new balances
>FF shitposters at it again on the Taiwanese Doraemon fansite.

>>14215636
What a shit employee

>>14215517
top lel

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>>14215256
>go to Toyota dealership
>ask for oil filter and automatic transmission oil
>"what year and model"
>2007 Lexus GX470
>get weird stares
>pay for my shit
>get on my '07 Lexus GX470
>drive away

Some people still don't realize Toyota = Lexus

>>14215636
>Go to the Toyota dealership to pick up some parts
>"Hello sir, what car do you have?"
>It's a 1986 Toyota Sprinter, I'm just after a replacement corner lamp, y'know the ones next to the pop ups?
>"Hmmm, okay..."
>tapatapatapa click click
>"And that was the 4A-GELC engine, correct?"
>Yes indeed
>"Well, it says that the Sprinter has a fixed headlight and not a pop up."
>Ahh, must be because it wasn't sold in Australia, alright, I'll give you a VIN instead
>"Nah m8, none of the parts for that VIN are available in Australia"

every tiem...

wait, people go to their dealers for an oil filter?

>>14216164
Fucked up, right?

>>14216164

I do for subaru ones because they come with a crush washer for the oil drain plug too.. I usually buy 3-4 filters at a time so I've only actually been three times.

If I can't be fucked I'll just buy a ryco filter from super cheap auto