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Oh god, it happened, I got the "talk" and bent over

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Oh god, it happened, I got the "talk" and bent over like a little bitch and sold my 740 Volvo and put my E32 BMW up for sale, someone is coming to pick her up tomorrow.

I think I've lost it completely because I had to sell those fuckers for insane prices and no way in hell did I get to keep any of the money.
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did you get cucked and had to sell them because of ur wife?
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>>14205202
No decent woman causes a man sell his toys, you need to leave that bitch now.
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>>14205208
Exactly, I got that talk, the "Honey, they're old rusty shitboxes and you can't drive them all at once"

Sure, the Volvo was an NA slow as shit turd, but I had just restored that shit to showroom condition.

>>14205218
She's at her parents place right now, visiting them. I've been thinking about buying a BMW shitbox and announcing our breaking up with that BMW.
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What the fuck is wrong with you.

Women. Not even once.
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>>14205225
>our breaking up with that BMW.

Do it, becuase if she ropes you in and you have kids with, she'll feminize and abuse your any male children you have.
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>>14205225
we told you about 3D women

we told you dog

>volvo 740
are you the RWD cuckboi who is shitposting in the other thread?
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>>14205225
Make the choice that'll make you happy. If you love working on cars more than you love that woman, you know what to do.
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>>14205244
No kids yet, but I did manage to talk myself out of buying a fucking crossover.
At first I tried to suggest keeping my BMW but that was a no go because "too thirsty and not very practical and child friendly.

>>14205250
Man, I started with FWD and still own a FWD car that I love to death, I prefer RWD because sik skidz cunt, but FWD is fine to, especially if you want to go straight and fast.
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Why did you give in?
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Haha pussy my wife ordered me a focus rs for my birthday. Stupid cuck.
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>>14205202
dump that whore you mong, its only going to get worse from here. either that or just don't be a cuck, tell her simply, no. if she doesn't want to honor what you want then she can fuck off.
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>>14205259
That's my point you DO NOT want to have kids with a bitch like that.

Any boys you have would be instafaggots, becuase mommy doesnt want them to enjoy manly things.
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>>14205271
I have no idea, I just got some sort of retarded strike of conscience and went full beta. I've managed to keep my prized LeBaron safe though because she doesn't know I still have it in my garage. She never goes there thankfully and I've told her that I don't own it anymore.

>>14205291
I've been thinking about dumping her, just don't know if I should buy an E34 or an E39.
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>>14205298
if you're too scared to be honest with her then this won't work out.
just keep fucking her for now, pretend to give a shit what she thinks and look for someone better.
sounds cuntish for sure, but i promise you she would treat you equally shittily if she was in your shoes.
try and take a step back and look what she's turning you into.
she's basically degrading you by forcing you to become a liar.
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Should probably just kill yourself tBh f-am
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>>14205298
E39 540i with a six speed if you swing it. God I love the shit out of mine.
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Buy a death trap and tell her you're braking up with her with a burnout
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>>14205298
E34 M5.
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Well you already sold your cool ass cars so the damage has been done
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>>14205337
This. It's all about power and control.

By selling your cars and caving into her demands you're basically letting her take all control in the relationship, which is unhealthy
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>>14205298
Do it, faggot.

I could see her position if you were either burning through almost your entire paycheque trying to keep some money pit on the road, or if you were dding some two seater and didn't have space or money for something to cart the sprogs round in on top, but it doesn't sound like that's the case. A Volvo 740 is a fine family car.

I can't think of any rational reason why you should have given those up, and someone who makes you give up the things you love for no good reason doesn't belong in your life.

You won't do it, though. If you submitted to something like that, there's no way you have the spine to just kick her out.
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>tfw when the woman I'm with already knew how to drive stick from when she got her CDL and wants to learn more about how cars work
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>>14205337
>>14205344

She just wants to control you.

Respond with an ultimatum. Demand that she accept you for who you are, that you won't change your car hobby for her. If she responds with anger or a power play by threatening to leave you, she's insecure and will make your life a living hell.

You've been warned. Enjoy the rest of your life.
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>>14205345
Owned an E32 750, 740 Volvo and a Chrysler 300C plus the LeBaron in my garage, but that's a "2 seater".
None of them were money pits really, the Volvo needed a lot of TLC but nothing too bad really and all the few parts I needed were cheap as shit.
The BMW needed a new camshaft which was like 300 bucks and I didn't buy them all at once, little by little.
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>>14205202
>I had to sell those fuckers for insane prices and no way in hell did I get to keep any of the money.
If you're wife is making you sell your cars AND taking your money, she is a leech who is trying to take control of you and should be let go. I don't care if you meant you're buying a new car with that money. If you're buying a car SHE wants and you have no say in the matter, then just tell her no.
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Is this normal for north american relationships?
How did this came to be?

Im honestly confused.
When the OP referred to it as "the talk", does it mean its popular between north american females?
Why would anyone want this?
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>>14205375
This guy gets it OP, listen to him
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>RWD cuckolds

laughing my ass off family
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>>14205392
>drivetrain having anything to do with relationships

bait harder
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>>14205375
ultimatum a shit. just play dumb and say you'll keep doing it as you like cars.
if she goes apeshit remind her she's free to leave at anytime.
either she snaps out of it or she fucks off. either way is fine.
only becomes a problem if she pretends to be okay with it and schemes against you.
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>selling your own stuff because a girl wants you to do so
>even let HER get the money

WHAT
THE
FUCK

BETTER NOT PROCREATE YOU FUCKING WEAKLING
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>>14205392
My favourite car of all time is FWD
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>>14205259
What the fuck is kid friendly anyway? When I was like 7 my dad had to choose between a Honda Accord and a E36. My mom made him buy the Accord for the same bullshit reason and that made me sad as hell. Kids like cool cars, kids like when you rev the engine. I wish women would understand that.
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>>14205408
Family safe is pigfat CUVs that you can't see out of
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Requesting the screencap of the reddit feminazi and the guy who inherited his dad's cars.
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>>14205392
I drive nothing except RR cars and have had 6 successful marriages and countless girlfriends.
Unfortunately I snap oversteered all of them into trees, walls and bridges but that's besides the point - I've lived a happy and productive life and apart from the funeral costs I have never had a single issue with women.
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>>14205381
Some people such as myself don't. I would rather have a garage full of the cars I want than a minivan and a crossover.
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>>14205426
now the patients are looking at me, thanks for the kek
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>>14205408

Kids with dads that have cool cars always talk about it. Constantly. Muh dad has a chevelle and blah blah. It can be anything really, but it helps kids and their fathers have a common interest. Girls are the biggest loudmouths about this, so saying only boys like this is bullshit.

Having a cool car while kids grow up is a really good idea. It makes fathers into gods instead of like everyone else. No child likes seeing their father cucked.
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>>14205417
like this
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>>14205456
Can confirm. When my brother was born years before me, my Dad had a Firebird from the 80's. Shit was awesome. Then, I came along and my dad got a Honda Accord. Now, the Honda is a good car, but the firebird was rad as fuck and just as useable, since we didn't even drive in his Accord that often, mostly in my mom's Ford Explorer. I'm still sad my dad loved the accord so much, he never got another muscle car, but now my mom wants a sports car like an mr2, now that I've left home. So I have no idea who the problem was in my family.
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>>14205485
That thing is legitimately awful in every single way, trust me I drove one
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>>14205456
>>14205492
Well, my old man had a Moskvitch and later a shitbox Corolla, that's about it.
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>>14205202

Divorce her or kill yourself. Pick one.
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My dad had a fucking Neon

Didn't really make a difference because the shitheads on the playground were all jacking off to Escalades with Lamborghini doors
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>>14205381
This is not normal or healthy. A healthy relationship doesn't force you to do things. You and your girl talk shit out and mutually arrive at a decision. Like you sell your 2 seater and buy a 4 door you like because you both want kids. Perfectly normal. She makes you sell your cars that you don't want to sell because she doesn't like them... well...

In either case, assuming OP didn't have any reason (financial, personal, etc) to sell and she forced him to sell, that's a lack of respect for what you want.

Ofc op could be lying like a massive faggot too.
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>>14205456
Hopefully my kids will like my FC.
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>>14205423
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>>14205518
>FC
Can I be your kid? Dads let their kids drive their cars, right?
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>>14205320
this Tbh F@m
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>>14205526
I need the reactions to this
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>>14205526
That never happened
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Ten years ago, my father bought a friend's 911 while being drunk. Just for shits and giggles.
Mother was mad as hell. We still have it.

How does being castrated feel like, OP?
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>>14205526
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>>14205534
You'd be surprised as to how crazy some bitches can get
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>>14205537
Feels really bad man, I'm really bad with women so I probably got extra beta fearing that I'd lose the only one I got.
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>>14205544
She's not one worth having. Cut the bitch loose and boot her out.
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>>14205543
No man I know, I dated one of these types. This doesn't fit the pattern.
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>>14205492
>>14205497
my dad use to have a 944 and then he sold it after arring my mother. he had a hella cool pad until we moved to the US. the most sporty car we have is a veloster n/a and a v6 frontier
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>>14205560
Surprise surprise, not all crazy bitches are the same flavour of crazy
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>>14205544
okay you're finally being honest. if you decide to fuck yourself based on the fact you think you're bad with women that's on you.
if you would rather be in a shit relationship than single then that's entirely your choice.
don't blame her. you know where you stand as she's up front with her shittiness.
ball's in your court nigger
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>TFW wife likes cars
>TFW whole family likes cars
>TFW father in law has full shop with 2 lifts
>TFW wife wants me to be happy
>TFW kid due on 4th of july
>TFW kids are going to be into cars
>TFW wifes brother is my best friend and all we do is track/mudd/wrench/drink/work
>TFW life is going good

i hope to God I dont fuck this up,
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>>14205579
Yeah, still thinking about dumping her when she comes home and announcing it with buying the grandest shitbox available in Europe. Looked at some Dodge Aspens, one of those would be cool I guess. That or a BMW because those things are sold in droves over here.
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>>14205259
She needs to fuck off. My mom had a fucking Altima when I was a kid, no need for a fucking crossover. Women just love riding big cars for some reason.
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>>14205589
Consider me jelly.
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>>14205560
Story time. Tell us about the bitch.
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>>14205544
I understand that. I am shit with them as well. But it won't stop with your cars. She will cuck you another ten times and finally divorce you when you have two little children. Shit has no future sith that grill.
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>>14205599
>>14205599
It's not a great story. Just she made everything about herself and lapsed into histrionics. Like she got pissed at me when I was bedridden after a motorcycle accident for being grumpy. Or another time I said I understood now how shitty it would be to be a middle aged man on painkillers for back pain and she took that as an endorsement of her dad (whom she hated.)
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>>14205640
Never date a girl with daddy issues
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>>14205651
they all have daddy issues. it's part of being a girl.
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>>14205651
She literally told me she had daddy issues day 1. Still, great tits.
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>>14205659
It really isn't
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We need to choose a breaking up car for OP.
Something as antisocial as possible.
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>>14205666
I'm with Satan on this.
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>>14205666
it must be loud, childish, dangerous, <10mpg
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>>14205666
Well, my budget is about a grand for the car that I've saved up in cash.
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>>14205677
Used snek.
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>>14205666
It needs to be obnoxious as possible

Oh even better, a loud as fuck crotch rocket
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>>14205683
anything with a v8 and just straight pipe it. it only has to work for the burn out you give of her.
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>>14205683
>>14205695
A motorbike is actually perfect, at that budget

It doesn't need to be fast, just very loud
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>>14205696
This, and make them side-exit pipes.
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i make it clear to every boyfriend i have that i love my weed my cars and my computer and refuse to ever give those up to anyone for any reason

i also let them know my goal is to own my 6 car realistic dream garage
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>>14205695
>>14205702
third for bike
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>>14205708
>weed
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>>14205708
thats probably why you cant hold down a boyfriend. fucking kek
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>>14205683
Get the money for the two sold cars back. It is YOUR money after all.
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>>14205695
>>14205702
>>14205717
It's winter over here right now, with snow and ice and all that good shit, so a bike might have to wait.
Then again a cheap bomber would be chill.
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>>14205708
>weed
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>>14205724
>lmao
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>>14205666
This could be a business. Have a fleet of really obnoxious loaner cars that customers could borrow to test their girlfriend's reaction, before getting too entangled.
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>>14205761
talk about niche
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>>14205739
Do it anyways, she'll hate you even more
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>>14205594
Aren't the 7 series fucking humongous?
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>>14205666
A WRX STi coupe with blast pipes.
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>>14205761
Or he could just post an ad on cl.
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>>14205708

shut up faggot
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>>14205202
You're not a man.
Don't post here again you sad cunt.
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>>14206150
everyone has moments of weakness anon, we should be supporting op in his hour of need
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I refuse to believe people like this exist.
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>>14205202
I left my last girlfriend of 3 years when she gave me the Raecar or Me ultimatum

Balls up OP
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>>14205281
This. I have MUCH cooler cars since I've been married
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>>14206163
Nah, this kind of shit is 100% pathetic.
It's not like he had to make a split second decision and chose wrong. He went through the process of selling not one but two cars over the course of multiple days, possibly weeks. Things that had value to him as a hobby. The fact that they were shitboxes is completely irrelevant. He should have voiced this at the very least instead of caving like a manchild when mommy is yelling at him for having too many toys.
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>>14206239
we need to fortify op into a collossus
be constructive please
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>>14206370
Don't kid yourself. He's never going to stand up for himself. Lost cause.
I can't even imagine how hard he gets cucked in less personal aspects of their relationship. It's probably constant. I bet every thing in the house was picked out by her. I bet she schedules everything. I bet they eat what she likes. My god.
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>>14206384
I'm sure the girls love you for your positive and completely non bitchy personality though.
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>>14205202
>740
>not a 240, 850, or v70/s60
leave
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>>14206433
>hating on based 740
>forgetting based 940
no u
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>>14205526
Fiance's dad sounds like a bro
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>>14205202
What year is the 720, is it a fwd?
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>>14206433
>>14206439
I want a 780, anyone else?
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>>14205225
>>14205202
unfortunately she sounds really controlling in general, this is just the first thing she's going to impress upon you.

at the very least, if she cannot compromise with you in getting a really sporty or fast WAGON instead of a crossover, then she isn't reasonable and doesn't view the relationship as being between equals and you should seriously consider other options
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>>14205542
This is amazing

Any conclusion?
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>>14206398
Fuck you're deluded. First, girls like me a lot. Second, it's not bitchy or negative to be a person with an actual personality and tastes instead of an accessory for someone else's life.
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>>14206485
what you're doing itt is bitchy and negative though. as well as self centred.
if pretending you're talking to girls helps you not be a cunt try that.
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>>14206476
Luxury 2-door 740? Sign me up.
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>>14206496
>cmon just be supportive
You're as gay as OP.
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>>14205202
>mfw
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>>14206496
>what you're doing itt is bitchy
no it isnt
>as well as self centred.
no it isnt
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>>14206499
Its red if I remember correctly
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>>14206513
>>14206485
>>14206384
>trying this hard
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>>14206529
Rwd *
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>>14206530
How could this even possibly be trying at anything?
Calling OP a pathetic faggot isn't trying.
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>>14205202
>tfw girlfriend's dad had 17 rusty old shitboxes
>tfw she "gets it"
>tfw never have to worry about this issue
life is good.
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>>14206439
>940
diSGUSTing
At least it's a volvo tho. My realistic dream car is an 04 v70r, once I get out of college.
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>>14205298
>lying to your wife

nice

enjoy your inevitable 2.5 kids and divorce. You should sell all your cars to friends right now so they can give them back later.
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>>14205202
>tfw girlfriend drives 6-speed manual
>tfw girlfriend actually helped me buy my newest car recently, and it was something we could both appreciate
>tfw girlfriend occasionally streetraced in her shitbox back when she was a teenager

I'm sorry your girlfriend is thr worst, OP. Have a serious discussion with her on this. If she still doesn't want to work together with you and respect you as an equal, then you should dump her.
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>>14206571
Bought a 01 S80 last year with 150k miles for $5k, runs great except for the automatic trans is more slushy than it should be
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please tell me >tfw no gf is rational in that context

please
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>>14206571
You could also buy an older Volvo, before 1990, with lots of mile on it, get it to a million miles. Bam. Brand new Volvo
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>>14205225
What the fuck, why didn't you tell her to piss off?
They are your cars. Are you even married?
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>>14206485
You got told. Just move on.
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>>14206529
Yeah, all 700 series Volvos were RWD.
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>>14206624
Sure thing, OP
Continue being a dickless faggot.
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>>14205202
Any way you can cancel the E32 sale?
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>>14205202
>>14205225

>mfw I'm marrying a woman who is excited about my future miata.
>mfw my fiance enjoys Twingos.
>mfw my fiance really doesn't give a shit about what cars I own, as long as the bills are paid.
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>>14205666

>666

240ZX

IT MUST BE DONE
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>>14206588
nice. My dad had the v70 for a couple of years and I learned to drive in it. I'm in a 97 850 on it's way out right now. How do the S80's drive?
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>>14206602
I've been in and out of volvo's since I was born. I'm most interested in the newer ones but I'd be a fool to say the older ones lack a certain charm.
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>>14205408
This so much. When I grew up my parents had a 50hp Golf Mk2. I hated that econoturd to death even though it always brought us from A to B safely.
When things started looking better money wise he bought a used Mercedes SL (R107), his dream car, actually the second one he owned. He had sold his first to buy a house.
I still remember when he took me for a drive for the first tim even though I must have been like 6 years old. It was awesome. Later he sold the second when he was without a job for a year. Now he owns his third, an '81 280 SL.

Looking back, I am grateful to my dad for putting family first always, but I respect him even more for something else: He sold a car he loved if absolutely neccessary, but he never gave up on his dream car entirely.

pic is some generic R107 because I have no pics on this machine

TL;DR Do what's responsible, but don't be a cuck. Why sell your cars if you have no financial problems?
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>>14206836
Like the biggest boat on the road.
Its not to bad at normal speeds, 20-80mph, but the turn radius at slow speeds is the worst I've experienced. I litteraly have to make 3 point turns more than half of the time, it's also a little long. Good things though, if you get the twin turbo it's pretty fast but not quick.
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>>14206854
Idk, I've got a S80 and a 240 and I much prefer the 240
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>Slow turd boxes with shitted out bushings
>Wife has more sense than OP


Why did it take you this long to realize it?
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Life lessons, get rid of her.
Get a new woman, who understands.

My wife doesn't get cars, and is only passingly interested with firearms.

But she knows that I enjoy them and doesn't care how many I own even if she isn't all into it.
Get a new one.
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>>14207053
>My wife doesn't get cars,
>long box turds that were commuter cars when new


It has nothing to do with cars
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>>14206998
the v70 warranted a captain's hat as well lol
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>>14207066
totally does, seeing as how one of my Daily shitboxes is a 740.

She knows I have my tastes and lets me enjoy them.

She is a van girl herself, wants a nice panel van with an epic mural painted on it.
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>>14207070
I can imagine, I always have a laugh when people call my 240 a boat, that thing is like mini in comparison lol
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>>14207086
Good taste frm both of you lol
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>>14207086
>740

But the car makes a Corolla from that same year look like a sports car


It seems you want to be a try hard; most non-swede Volvo owners are like this. Really dont understand Americans and this sort of logic
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>>14207092
lol my 850 as well
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>>14207110
naw I snagged it for $750 from cl, and it needed a $50 part and its ran great since. lots of room in the back too. heated leather seats and a sun roof.

I just like cheap beaters.
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>>14207110
>le ebin americans

shut the FUCK up yuropoor trash
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>>14207118
You can find other cars for that price that are not a piece of shit. Most likely automatic as well making it worse than a tractor

>>14207125
>buying eurotrash
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Fuck that. Either you're a weak willed cuck, or she's a genuinely bad person that doesn't want you to be happy.

Pick one.
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>>14207110
How is he being a try hard? Because he likes Volvo's? I think I'm missing something here
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>>14207145
your just mad that my shitbox makes me happy, and your dreams of a fast car don't do the same for you.

I likes what I likes. It takes all kinds.
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I just fuck fivorced/married/older women. They dont ask for much since they know they can get it for themselves. Its easy and chill as fuck. No real deep relations tho
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>>14207162
Why would you get a Volvo when other options even exist in America?

>>14207169
Yeah but the Volvo marquee in the US is synonymous with the reddit community and the meme culture
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>>14207174
god forbid you let fucking reddit and "meme culture" prevent you from buying a car you like.
Fuck off dude. You sound literally useless.
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>>14207169
This
>>14207174
Because I could take care of my Volvo and drive it for the rest of my life and not need another car, not that I won't buy another car but this saves me a shit ton of money. Also million miles bro, free brand new volvo
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>>14207174
I'm in agreement with >>14207189
You need to chill and let people like things. even if its not what you like.

Just relax, not every car needs to be the best of the best. sometimes, just being is enough to make people like them.

Honestly, I'm not sure what my next shitbox is going to be. Hopefully I find a VW Thing.
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>>14207205
tfw mine is a mish mosh of at least 3 seperate 850s and it's on it's way out just shy of 200k :(
tfw purchased from totalled auction tho
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>>14207221
Get one of those obnoxiously long merc wagons
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>>14207233
I found a rusted out cougar, and a really rusted out eagle.
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>>14207189
But buying a car based on a culture following?

>>14207205
>Because I could take care of my Volvo

You are confusing the diesel volvos with the American junk ones that drink corn jizzz

>>14207221
But I like Volvos but the difference is that Americans buy them because of 'memes' like

>hurrr durr volvo storng it will last million miles and it can survive crash

I feel bad for Volvo
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>>14207233
Want!
>>14207227
Still a nice buy, mines only got 206k miles but the engine is strong and once I get the electrical problems sorted I hope to drive that thing to a mil in the next 15-20 years
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>>14207238
so some people buy them cause meme, Whats it matter? also why if that was the case would you shit on my buying it as a beater for 750? Sounding to me like damage control bro.
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>>14207238
What if, now stick with me, what if, I like volvos just because I. Like. Volvos. Not because of some non-existant culture you seem to think exists, not because HURR DURR STRONK, but because I like them. They aren't the typical european car, they have their own identity and I like that, not to mention I grew up with that. You're literally a fucking idiot.
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>>14207246
Doubt it was a beater since its more like a trend to buy Volvos like Sriracha sauce. It has nothing to do with liking with a car but more of the meme
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>>14207238
It doesn't have to be a diesel to get to a million, there is a list of Volvo that have over a million miles and lots in the us that run on petrol. Also not saying my 240 will make it but it definitely could.
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>>14207259
should throw in my 850 could as well if we had the money for a new exhaust.
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>>14207254
>I. Like. Volvos

More like buying it from a meme and the gf has more car sense than OP

>They aren't the typical european car

Not typical? It's the Camry of Sweden, difference is that you make it the best dam thing in the world
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>>14207238
>But buying a car based on a culture following?
Nobody on /o/ would have a Miata
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>>14207259
Yeah and those will most likely have the infamous odometer issues


Showing 3-4 times more than the actual distance traveled
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>>14207277
And thats why the miata is a faggot car
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>>14205542
You're missing the part where her ex-boyfriends brother went on and told his side of the story.
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>>14207270
I've never sat in a camry as comfortable as the typical volvo.
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>>14207270
also I didn't even buy my car, my parents gave it to me as my first car.
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>>14207256
Doubt it was a beater?
if buying it for cheap and driving the piss out of it isn't a beater, Idk what you expect.
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>>14207280
I mean a registered list, Volvo doesn't just give free cars away to any fucker that claims they've drive a million miles.
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>>14207307
Because you are meme'ing it

>>14207309
Parents dont buy a Volvo for a first car; It's the equivalent of saying drugs
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>>14205225
>2016, the year of our lord and savior
>being with a woman who isn't totally invested in your happiness
Ya got cucked kid your relationship won't last
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>>14207331
Did you miss the part where I said it was previously totaled and is 3 cars pieced together? They bought it for me and my dad fixed it up for less than 1k I believe.
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>>14207325
Volvo needs any new PR because it sales have slumped and crashed
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>>14207331
They do, they're listed on Cl all the time as 'great safe first car' that's how mine was listed
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>>14207353
Exactly. Mine's ideal because it will probably last just until I'm finished with college.
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>>14205494
doug?
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>>14207347
Yeah but that's nothing new really, and they don't really promote the fact you can buy a Volvo for less than $2k and get it to a million and get a free car
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>>14205560
Fuck look up her S/N on Reddit then that shit is real as fuck.
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Your girl has a brain. Those cars are fucking shit. She wants you to get something decent.
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>>14207295
Got a link to it?
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>>14207406
thats wrong the worlds highest milage volvo (p1800) is at 5 million miles. and he is still driving it. his secret? he changes the oil every 2000 miles whether the car needs it or not.
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>>14205666
Straight piped RX7
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>>14205408

IMO you don't even need a great car

you just need drive it in a fun way to make kids like it

a 1st gen Subaru Legacy Estate with an n/a four banger isn't a very fun car but my dad made it fun by trying to rally the cunt anytime we weren't on tarmac
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>>14207331
Is your name fucking Monsoon or something? Cut it out with saying meme so fucking much. What percentage of your vocabulary is just the word "meme"? Read a book nigga.
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>>14205344
I'm so glad i got with a submissive girl who wants me to make all of the decisions. It can be annoying at times, but it's much better than this shit.
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>>14209933
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>>14205202
What a fucking cuck, lol. Kill yourself.
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>>14205259
So tell her that her car needs to be the kid car, lol. What a bitch you are.
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>>14208933
I thought it was three million, and they he did stop driving it and give it to their museum. He still got a free car after every million miles
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>>14205202
Are you and the bitch married? Because if so, make sure to "sell" your cars to a friend/family member before the divorce, so that she can not claim them in the divorce.
But get rid of that bitch right away, a relationship where only one is in charge, is not a healthy relationship.
And besides, if this carries on, your wife would eighter end up cheating on you, or leave you because "you are not the man she fell in love with"
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>>14205202
You'd sell your toys to placate a woman.

You deserve neither toys or woman. She'll leave you anyway because she'll want a real man who isn't afraid to stand up for the things he wants.
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>mfw I've gotten more enjoyment from my CJ7 than from any woman
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>>14205202
Wtf the 2 cars u mentioned are sedans. Nothing screams more grown up and family friendly than spacey sedans. The fuck is wrong with her?
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>>14213886
They weren't new, shiny, safe, modern crossovers.
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>>14213891
When did the crossover become the image of safe family cars? Or is that just an American thing? Executive saloon cars will always be the family man's car unless he has more than 3 kids and needs a van. Sure those cars are about 25 years old but if you are broke you cannot complain.
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>>14207280

No such thing, rather it's very common for the odos to strip gears and become inop and not counting the millage at least in 240 and 7/940s. Mine was stopped when I bought it and put many miles on before fixing it. 250k and counting; '90 245.
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>>14211636
You're right it's 3million. Never heard about the free car. What car? Any docs?

There was a 244 f/s by the original owner in FL with 980k miles on it. So close!
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>>14205589
I hope you don't fuck it up. It's nice to see people having it all with all the shit going on.
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>>14205202
>>14205225
Fuck selling your cars just because she "said so".
>>14205318
This guy is on the money.
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Out on the front yard
>1988 volvo 740
>1987 Volvo 740
>1996 Ford shitscort
>2000 Mercedes e320
>1996 Golf MKIII
Maybe time to get rid of some shit.
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>>14205202
>tfw autistic manchild
>tfw still less of a cuck than OP
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>>14205241
>Women. Not even once.

Beta post of the year, folks.

>implying it is not a personal choice to submit yourself to someone to that extent
>IB4 MGTOW
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>>14214325
Shitbox museum
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>>14205241
Back to /fit/, /v/ or /r9k/ with you, faggot.
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>>14214325
>Out in the scrapyard

Fixed
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>>14205202
send them to hidden storage depo
ditch the bitch
>740 Volvo
not safe enough
not enough seats
hardly and room for luggage
>surely this is bait
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>>14205589
Good job.

My old lady is into cars and motorcycles and in 16 years of marriage, money and toys have caused ZERO fights. You choose wisely. Don't fuck it up!

>>14205590
I have a friend who announced his breakup to his GF by buying a BMW M3. "Bitch spending all my money, I'm buying what I want. FOR SPITE!"
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>>14205202

Sell the non-working prostitute and keep the cars

What's so hard to understand?
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>>14205202
Before you know it this is going to be locked on/up your dick and she will be holding the key.

You done fucked up OP.
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