Let's stop pretending that all cars are somehow "equally"

>>14203396
>1. Toyota Hilux - cant beat the proven terrorist track record

Except it's the Land Cruiser not the prissy Hilux. Land Cruiser >>>>> Hilux

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>>14203396
>actually thinking about the end of the world
how very american.

>>14203404
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>14203438
>m-muh top gear
fuck off back to carthrottle

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>>14203438
hurr and durr

>>14203438
That's an extremely compelling argument you've posted
>>14203404
This. Or a Patrol.

>>14203493
Seen a fair number of old Stradas/L200/Tritons and Isuzus in some Isis vids. Peshmerga force has a few too.
Really they just use whatever jap 4x4s, the Toyotas are by far the most common

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>>14203396

> Toyota Hilux - cant beat the proven terrorist track record

Oh fuck off, if my government would have bought them twingos you would be sucking that dick.

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>offroading
>on anything that isn't a motorcycle

>>14203417
>American
The americas are big continents, bro.

Plus, OP is referencing an end of the world story that is very germanic, I believe.

>jeep

>need oil filter/brake pads/air filter/fucking anything
>have to import parts

Jeep a shit

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owning anything other than a pre 1980 ford pickup is just embarrassing.

>>14203562
>muh german 'eritage

>>14203564
Where the fuck do you live that oil filters, brake pads and all that other shit aren't standard sizes? Everything on a Jeep is metric so if you're talking specific replacement parts that's your own fucking fault for buying a vehicle you can't get parts for. I can go to my local junkyard and find 20 of them.

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>>14203396
You're an idiot

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ranger reporting

tho im not sure how my truck got second place

>>14203396
>>preppers
even >>>/out/ thinks they're fucking stupid.

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>>14203396
>Ford Ranger

I think we all know who the cuck with a ranger is.

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>>14203396
hilux is for terrorists
also pic

>>14203396
cute RC truck

>>14206648
You're a gay body of water

nope
1.xterra
2.old jeep
3. any pick up

>>14203396
>Some microdick lifted faggot trying to tell me how to drive
Typical.

Besides offroading here in aus isnt as big as it is in merrica and i'd rather put the money into my road car because fuck dailying in my XJ

go fuck yourself Brotruck cuck wanka

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>>14203396

4x4s are pretty cool

you can take a drive out with your man and get a good fuck on in the woods somewhere

i love getting a gay fuck in the bed of a truck ;)

>>14209012
haahhaha

>>14203585
My dad drove a wonderful 78 F250 crew cab long bed. 70s brown exterior, 70s brown interior. He always said that I would get it. Well and then 2009 some kid lost control while hooning and crashed so hard into the parked truck that you could illuminate the bed with the front lights -the frame was bent to an U . No chance to repair it without virtually building a new truck.

i have a 2wd hilux and a 89 xj
xj is going to die very soon as i recently preformed 8 neutral drops getting it unstuck from snow

>>14209066
Fuck, sorry to hear about that. Those are fine looking trucks.

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>>14203564
This. My mother owned a wrangler for years back when I was a wee tyke and the damn brake pads had to be replaced every other month. Not to mention the transmission that shit the bed at 70k miles, along with the generally bad handling the vehicle had.

>>14209117
Yeah, I love them 6th generation F-series damn much. They are virtually indestructible, even by rust, thanks to the use of galvanized sheet metal.
Well, they are not really indestructibe when it comes to dumb kids whon cant control their jap shitbox.

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>tfw u buy an sti and cant decide on lowering for muh boy ricer looks or lift for muh colin mcrae dreams

>>14209566
R A L L Y
A
L
L
Y

lad you won't regret it

>>14209579
problem is im 18 and its my only car so if i fuck it sideways in babbys first rallycross then im fucked out of 20k :/

>>14209596
Why the hell did you buy a $20,000 car as your first while only being 18?

>>14209606
because its my car car, i have a g35 sedan for work but im going to just sell it to save money. i figured it wouldnt have been as tight to keep both

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>>14209596
You will never know the face I made as I read this, slowly raising my hands to head level, with my palms up. Never.

>>14209606
>>14209612

and i was going to buy a silvia or something for a track/drift car and just have the sti as a daily

>>14209612
>g35 for work
Oh, so you're a drug dealer. Cool.

>>14209655
its a sedan, not a coupe

>>14209670
>Uber driver
>not dealing
kek

>>14209680
i almost want to uber in the sti for sheer shits and giggles factor but the fact that its shit for comfort for everyone in the car turns me off of the idea

>>14209691
Yeah, a car with cloth seats, stiff springs, and a manual trans are a fucking nightmare to be in if you aren't driving.

If I ever win the lottery, I'm buying either a quattroporte or a panamera, and then proceeding to fuck with uber users.

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>>14203545
>offroading in anything that isn't one of these

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I just bought this last night...

>>14203396
>If you drive ANYTHING else you are a cuck
Stop reading there.
Go back to /v/ where you belong

>>14209777
You're not, so where does this leave you?

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Suddenly the world is taken over specifically by people who drive sand rails, and have mullets.

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>implying driving a big inefficient box makes you better

>>14203501
People never understood that people in war will use whatever they can get their hands on, and that was mostly Toyota shitboxes.

>>14210034
You fucked the fuck up

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Thats okay I can use my Camaro as a Mad Max Warthog from Halo and slay bitches at 150mph. See the Punisher, the Purge, etc.

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>hurr durr muh ferd

>>14209163
shit that didnt happen for $800 Alex

>>14209163
>the damn brake pads had to be replaced every other month
Your mother sounds like a shitty driver.
>women
That explains it

>bad handling
If you're a women, OH WAIT

>>14203396
>>14211162

>Ford Ranger
Fix Or Repair Daily

Found On the Road Dead

>>14203396
But anon, I already looked at and drove all the 4x4 rangers within 100 miles of me.

They're all fucking garbage, rotted out drivetrains, brakes, suspension and electronics at less than 100k miles. And I hear Jeeps are the same.

>>14208847
Xterras are fucking awful though.

>>14207082
Wish they'd bring these back to America. My dad's 1997 one is his DD and family car but it's also a beast off road.

>>14206810
Nice truck. Would look better without the topper IMO, but either way squared fords always looked best.

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>>14203396
Well I got third.
Ok with that.

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>not driving tacoma
ultimate offroad vehicle

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>>14203564
Tf do you live nigga

>>14214117
Yea, nah

>putting ford anywhere near the top or your arbitrary list

I own a 1993 f150, found on road dead is the truest statement on the planet. I got my eff one shitty on Craigslist with 191k miles for 1800, which was a fair price for a not completely rusted out pos where I'm from, and it was meant to be my dd so I didn't have to drive my 1987 trans am year round. My brother had the same idea, and bought a 1994 blazer with 250k miles for 700. Granted, i should've gone with the blazer myself, but I needed a pickup and it was a bit too far gone for me. Anyway, guess who spends every weekend fixing a new problem, and who only spends maybe every fourth weekend fixing shit? Sure, anything is reliable as long as you treat it right, but real reliability is best measured by abusing a vehicle and seeing how much it can take. Ford is shit, and I think it's really funny how people try to defend them.

Fuck me if this makes no sense, but I'm tired man.

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>>14214653
Figured I'd post a picture, because why not. Things I'll say before you point them out:

>cowboy hat on the dash
My truck is pretty much a joke, sometimes I fly an American flag from it for shits and giggles too, redneck-mobile to the max

>camber is fucked due to the lift
This was taken the day I finished installing the lift, I have since mostly ironed out the alignment issues.

>shittily welded in replacement bedside
Fords rust out, that's well known by this point(hence why they shouldn't be anywhere near the top of that list), and this was a rough and quick fix until it gets warmer again and I can actually weld the panel in right and paint it

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no suzuki's?
>inb4 rollover

>>14203396
Guess I'm a woman for driving a Toyota Tercel

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>>14203396
>truck driver
>is insecure

Like. Clockwork.