Give me one reason this isn't the perfect car?

>German memegineering

>>14198896
can't fit a wardrobe in it.
>>14198903
well memed

>>14198896
>engine sounds like a rattletrap
>uneven weight distribution

It's not a yellowbird

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>>14198896
NO POP-UPS
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>german memegineering
if its so good how come they didn't invent the nuke in time

>>14198951
because that involves juden science

>>14198896
Flattened beetle with a spoiler

>>14198951
90% of american engineering achievements are stolen from britain and germany
germany built one of the biggest economies without resorting to empires and slavery for resources, purely from their own efforts

>>14198951
Because they considered it inhumane and didn't make researching it a priority.

>engine behind the wheels
>feminine front end/headlights
>5k to replace a pump
>cops flagging you left and right
>worst club members ever
>horrible oversteering

need i go on?

>>14198980
yet we are years ahead of them in technology

nice try, kek

>>14198992
if you want to make a valid point, yes
you'll get there eventually

>>14198981
>they considered it inhumane
do you think Germany was really worried about being inhumane?

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>>14199003
>having bad handling and looks aren't valid

ok there porsche shill, lol.

>>14199000
>implying you have any idea

>>14199006
yes, why wouldn't they be? not everyone is barbaric like america

>>14199025
>I have never driven a porsche and have shit taste.
that's nice dear

>>14198896
i believe tye perfect car is the corolla seeing as how more people own one than anything else

>>14198992
bad opinions

>>14199006
Why wouldn't they be?

>>14198896
Nigs ruined it by talking about it all the time in their songs.

>can't ford a stream
>can't run on avgas
>no modular powerpack you can swap in 35mins with a crane basic tools
>can't operate in rough terrain.

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>>14199035
>i've driven shit cars

congrats

>watercooled
>heavy
>a fucking beetle

>>14199099
>porsche
>shit
shitposting has reached a new level

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>>14199099
>i can't drive at all and seriously think horrible oversteer is a thing

>>14199113
Fuck off Clarkson

>>14199125
porsches are like hammers, all the weight is on one side. enjoy your hammermobile.

>>14199139
You talk as if you are actually capable of driving skill to the point where you can take advantage of 50/50 weight distro.

Fucking bench racers.

Auto and AWD

>>14199062
>when people are this dumb
they put killed 6 million jews in the same time period

>>14199035
>britan has no stealth planes
>Germany has no stealth planes
>America has had stealth planes for decades
pls go
also America didn't kill 6 million people

>>14199178
Yes, but they didn't consider them human.
British and American POWs were treated well, and the Germans never used chemical weapons, even though it probably would have been advantageous for them.

>>14199193
is that the """"list"""" of things america didn't steal? neat
also tell that shit to the red indians, oh wait you killed them all.

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>>14199193
>tfw the Americans shut down German stealth interceptor project

>>14199193
Do you know why Germany doesn't have any stealth planes?

>>14198896
Yet Another 911.

Porsche has no soul.

>>14198896
Incredibly overpriced. 80k is the highest I would ever consider paying for its performance point.

>>14198896
Does the backseat fold flat?

Checkmate Christfag.

>>14198896
That's not Cayman

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>>14198896
>>14198896

It's not an RUF

>pic related

991's are only gud when manual gearbox

>>14198896
It has the wrong wheels some of the options are much nicer and the steering wheel in on the wrong side.

>>14199887
pretty sure it's a 997

Rear seats tiny af

>>14199887
And the 997. And 996. And every other Porsche.