Some kid slammed into me yesterday sandwiching me between a SUV and his gay Grand Prix and destroyed my GTI.
Post stories when u got fukt so I stop feeling as bad
Landlord with his tractor, clearing/scraping some snow
I've had my shit fucked up many times:
>Grandfather's 1961 Chevrolet shortbed me and him restored together was stolen, stripped and chopped
>had all of the beauty rings, emblems, center caps, trim and paint ruined on a newly restored 1971 Chevelle that I had done around 100 hours of body work on
>had tools stolen out of my garage while I was in my backyard
>had driver side glass broken in my 2005 Charger for the stereo
I live in Detroit. You can guess what demographic of people were behind all of it.
>driving home one afternoon
>gear down to 4th, slow car to 80kmh
>approaching intersection, begin scanning for traffic
>see car waiting to make left turn
>OK I am coming at 80kmh and directly towards this car
>surely they see me
>how the actual fuck could they not without being completely blind
>10 feet before I enter intersection
>car decides to make left turn
>slam directly into side of car, perfect T-bone
>both cars spin like some shitty Japanese teacup ride
>airbag goes off
>deaf in one ear for like 2 goddamn minutes
>car is groaning, I can hear the clutch grinding and the transmission whining
>shut the car off
>put flashers on
>get out of car to assess damage
>dumb ass blonde girl standing there looking appalled at what she's done
>"A-are you a-alright?"
>glare at her, don't say anything, trying to contain insane amounts of rage
>she starts apologizing profusely in the background
>cops finally show up, she gets charged
On the bright side, my insurance paid me very well, waived my deductible, and compensated me for the AC compressor, parking brake cable, and new front brakes I'd installed a few months prior. Got another $1000 on top of my payout just for that stuff.
RIP Grey Turd.
i got a ticket when i sped away from a random ass lexus suv that pulled a gun on me. pulled over in my work because the cop went backwards down the freeway and someone guessed which off ramp i would take. and im a mechanic so that shit affects my lively hood. dude was a dick.
been in 3 "accidents", only 1 ever being my fault because i idled into someone after school because i didnt have power assisted brakes in my wagoneer and was distracted by my hot girlfriend at the time =(
2nd i rear ended a guy with no working brake lights who was behind a guy from china who didnt know how to fucking drive. you actually would not believe how many rental cars foreign people wreck.
3. another dreaded lexus suv made an illegal uturn on a road with no visibility and lots of people biking and i got sandwhiched between an accord sedan and a toyota at 30mph and bent my mustangs frame.
bought a 318i which is now dead in my driveway because it puked its rear main sea out
Her car got fukt badly too, it's just a good thing she didn't have any passengers or they'd have had some head injuries.
>some guy in a yellow Miata was waiting at the intersection
>claims her car spun so much that it clipped his front bumper
>starts pointing to flaking paint
>blaming her and saying her car damaged his car
>starts demanding insurance information and asking everyone if they saw her car hit his beloved Miata
>literally no one is backing his story
>even cop doesn't believe him
>basically tells him to shut up and stop pushing his luck
What the fuck is it with Miata owners, are they all trash?
>i got a ticket when i sped away from a random ass lexus suv that pulled a gun on me
>not calling the police right away
>not reporting a federal crime
You brought that shit on yourself, should have at least gathered some basic details. What were you going to do, outrun the SUV like some Need4Speed faggot?
>Driving to a halloween party with friend at 9pm
>talking with him, we're both kind of reflecting on the fact that this is the first party we've been invited to in a while that we've actually decided to go to
>just as I tell him "I think life is starting to look up for us", a deer leaps out into the road
>slam brakes, go from about 55 to 35
>deer clears us
>momentary sigh of relief
>the oncoming car honks at it like a fucking shit nigger and the deer runs back across the road, and we hit it at about 30
>kicks out my headlight, dents the fuck out of my hood and pisses/shits all over my windshield
>my buddy freaks because he thinks we just hit a motorcyclist
>oncoming car speeds off, never stops or anything
I got my v70 fixed up again after that, but it just made me so mad that the oncoming car had to honk at the deer and then didn't even stop to see if we were alright or to apologize for sending the animal back our way
had an 01 z28 stolen from my work place parking lot.
they had it on video and the dick of a VP didn't want to give me the film
and the police never showed up.
such is life in a nigger filled ghetto neighbor hood with an industrial factory plopped in the middle.
Yeah totally they should have asked the deer to politely exit to the left, rather than jump back in front of you. How dare they. Or perhaps they should have just kept driving and slammed into the deer and fucked their car up, because it was their turn to hit it, after all.
Dude, it's a retarded animal. The least you could've done is gotten out of the car and beaten it to death with a snow shovel or a tire iron.
I still remember when I was a wee lad, my dad hit a bunch of raccoons with his F150. They went flying all over the place, but one of them was still alive. Thing was lying there weezing and gurgling like a broken Jacuzzi tub. He took the spade out of his box and broke its tiny little neck to end the suffering.
>surveillance video also showed VP getting blowjob from local Filipino trap
>then busting a nut on the side of someone's Z28
>then getting into an argument with asian rent boy over the cost of the BJ
>then beckoning to Z28, implying rent boy should take the car in payment
>30 seconds later a cum soaked immigrant trap speeds off in your beloved car
>driving nice things
Not allowed, niggers will steal/break into/vandalize your shit constantly. My buddies dad is a dentist who used to live in Detroit, had a corvette which got stolen constantly and every time the cops recovered it there was some jiggaboo behind the wheel. He sold the vette, moved to the boondocks and owns a bunch of old police vehicles instead, nobody wants to steal a '98 p71.
No one even thought to check the grassy knoll for deer shit.
I pity the highschool swaggot who buys your shitbox in a couple years.
>Driving to work in pristine low mile Mark VII
>Nigger in Silver P71 runs light
>slam on my brakes so I don't get T-boned
>I T-bone him going 30mph
>He takes off
>Cop writes me a ticket because I couldnt find my insurance info
>Going to court the next day to get ticket taken care of, have insurance card with me
>get pulled over and ticketed for driving with a suspended license, 3 months suspension automatically tacked on
>Never got payout from insurance company
Sounds like bullshit, or you have a retarded insurance company. Almost every insurance company uses preferred shops that are trustworthy and not run by greedy pakis. They send their own appraiser out to assess the damage on the vehicle and prepare a quote. They wouldn't give you double what your shitpile was worth, they'd pay you out the 10 grand and tell you to have a nice day.
I'm serious. The original quote was about $6000, and then they kept coming back with another $1000 worth of repairs to do. It took them four months to find that the gas tank was punctured.
>muh preferred shops
FYI the preferred shops are in that list because they take LOWER payouts from the insurance company ensuring they get work and the insurance company saves money, fucking customers over in the end. An insurance company will gladly pay for hidden damage in repairs if the shop goes through the proper procedure aka filing supplements. If the insurance company decided to keep paying for the repairs it means it was still less than writing the car off as a total loss and cutting the guy a check + paying the shop for the work that was done.
20th of November, 2015
Happened early in the morning, had the car back in working order with new hood, headlight, some beams and other small parts by the evening... I'm lucky enough to have a scrapyard less than a kilometre from my apartment, and I got some good help from the guys that work there. I was also damned lucky enough to find parts with the exact matching color
Over the next few days I had to pick a few more parts, get new extra headlights and also order some plastics new (radiator cowling and shield for the external radiator cooling fans), but atleast I wasn't stuck with a broken down car. Landlord paid for everything and a bit more, which is what I wanted as the insurance company most likely would've written it off due to its age
Picture is what it looked like after the crash, and then what it looked like in the evening
Not gonna buy a house to study three years
A good beating with some good polish and it turned out quite nicely. The wreck had been sitting mostly under a tarp, with less miniature rust spots than the one I had and absolutely no visibile scratches or dents
I wish... atleast then I wouldn't have to keep switching jobs between summer and winter
First proper snowfall usually around the 9th of October, regular snowfalls from then until early May, unregular/occascional snowfalls may continue into June, and then for some warm fucking months until fall starts halfway into August
I'd want to live there, but then I wouldn't be in the USA
What percent of people speak English fluently enough to converse with someone as ignorant as me to other cultures and languages
Everyone under the age of sixty will speak perfectly fine english, usually with a strong scandinavian accent. Sure, some people are stronger than others, but you'll have to look around a lot to find someone who won't be able to make themselves understood
I went to France a couple years back and hated it
Nobody spoke English at all
I know that's just me being an uncultured and ignorant American, but whatever
Plus I always thought smelly French people was a joke, but my family I was visiting showered maybe once a week in the middle of summer
Hehe, the french do speak english quite fine... the problem is that they hate speaking it, and you'll basically have to beat it out of them
I've had french tourists come up to me, try to ask something in french and then getting seemingly pissed because they had to say the questions again in english after I made it very clear that I didn't speak a single word of french
>idiot faggot doesn't know that UV rays even more intense due to reflection from the snow
>what is snow blindness
>not to mention the horrible road conditions, including salt, that strip away the clear coat and expose the paint
Are you actually this fucking dumb?