>Buy sportscar >"Wow anon, compensation issues?"

they're jealous of your because racecar

>>14184980
they're jeely because they got the v6

>>14184980
>buy econobox
>nobody talks about my penis

Why is nobody obsessed with my penis?

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You think you've got it bad op?

Just pull it out and show them then, you cuck.

>>14185028
But what if hes a grower and has a micropenis unless hard
He'd most definitely be proving them right
Unless he starts jacking off in front of them
Think we found your solution OP

The world is made of faggots

>>14185303
I know those feels lol.....

a bit over 5 inches hard which is average but god damn it can get small.

>>14185003
Nobody gives a fuck in real life about these, it's purely an internet thing from insecure manbabies

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>buy 240
>When u gon drift it?

>>14184980
I drive a shitbox to compensate for my huge dick

>>14184980
Well are you compensating?

Post a pic of your penis just to be sure.

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But that's my car... Who's ever has the bigger dick needs to sell!

>>14185319
Lel try taking amphetamines, ya get tic tac dick from that shit. Not even beta blockers and old people meds can reverse that shit for 24 hours.

>>14185328
Why else would you buy a 240 unless you're a stancefag?

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>>14185319
>average

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6 liters for 6 inches, perfect for manbutt. I may not hit the bottom but I will stretch out the sides.

>>14185324
You must not live in the south

>>14186026
Why would you ever want to do that

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I'm all balls so I drive a truck

>>14186026
No salt on the roads

>>14185973
Theyre not terrible grip cars.

>>14185003
"Cute car, anon! I bet it's super fast!"

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>>14186026
>lives in the incestland

well there's your problem

Compensating because I can't run 80mph.

Though most bitchs are too vapid to get that.

>>14186026
>literally brotruck land where everyone is such an insecure manchild that you're considered a faggot if you don't DD a truck, even if you don't need one
no ty

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>>14185334

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>>14184980

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>drive a shitbox with loud as fuck busted muffler
>some guy drives past and yells tiny penis out the window
>i get ahead of him and throw a filler diaper out my sunroof

>>14187093
Lolno

>buy old volvo
>NICE 240 BRO
>WHEN YOU GONNA LOWER IT BRO
>WHEN YOU GONNA V8 SWAP IT BRO
>NICE HIPSTER CAR BRO
>SLAM THAT SHIT BRO
>RUST THAT SHIT BRO
>STANCE THAT SHIT BRO
>just want to drive my 30 year old shitbox brick in peace

WHEN DID THIS START HAPPENING

>>14189734
>things that never happened outside of /o/

>>14189742
I live in an area with lots of hipsters, it's more common than you'd ever believe

>>14187093
Dude you just described SE Wisconsin. And when they ask if you had to get a truck what you would want and you say an El Camino they start insisting that you hand over your man card.
>Don't need a F350 or daully pickup with a stack and 33 inch mud tires to prove i have some form of dick

>>14185328
It's so refreshing to see a stock 240SX.

>>14185003
Your gf's car is cute! But why are you driving it all the time?

>>14185634
I take amphetamines every day and this doesn't happen. Do you just have bad circulation or am I taking placebo?

>>14184980
>Sportscar
>Picture of mustang
Bad troll is bad.

>>14187093

>Living somewhere where roads are salted.

The true. no thanks, of the automotive world.

>>14184980
i noticed that most people who own a roadster have compensation issues

>>14184980
Penis comments are an oppressive construct made to keep people from enjoying themselves
>guns
>any fun automobile
>outdoor activities that aren't hiking on a trail
>buying a carry knife for innawoods
>any form of excitable music
>anything vaguely feminine - scented soaps, hygiene, taking care of your clothes
>anything that isn't watching tv and waiting to die warrants a comment on the state of your penis and thus your masculinity
>the worst state a man can exist in is a state of less perceived masculinity by others, either by being to manly or not manly enough
>this devalues you as a man in the eyes of others, and sometimes completely eliminates that value
I just want to enjoy motorcycles, fashionable clothes, and do whatever I want in peace.

>>14190117
I think it's just cause you take it every day and don't have to deal with huge comedowns

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>>14184980
>"Wow anon, compensation issues?"
>Not responding with: "Not at all. Did you want proof?"

Missing a lot of opportunities anon.

They're projecting their insecurities.

>>14184980
>''get a job you jelly fucking cunt''

was that too hard?

>>14190199
Seen a lot of cock in your day Anon?

>>14189979
But el Camino's are badass :(

>>14186003
5-5.5 inches is just about average in most of the western world.

>>14190117
Not the guy you replied to, but try taking more and you'll see if it's placebo or not

Amphetemines constrict your blood vessels and ur dick is just a tube of blood vessels.

I can confirm that it shrinks ur dick temporarily

>>14190767
You're a little too low there 5.68"

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>>14190989
7

>>14184980
>He thinks a shitstang is a sports car

>>14184980

Because people who can't afford something will always try to diminish those who can. It's a sort of consolation prize for their fragile egos.

>>14191051
Shit b8

>>14190695
nope just most of the people i know with roadster are obviously trying to compensate
its midwinter with a light sprinkle of rain and we're still driving with the top down just cause
alost most roadster owns that i know are
>short
>borderline chubby and obese
>one was a old roommate who has stretch marks on his stomach
>skinny/unmasculine
>tries really hard to be friends with only the girls

>one guy thought he was top shit, but the girl he was crushing on didnt want a ride from him
>so she walked like 2-3 mile home

>>14189728
Good thing you can't hit me with a diaper over the internet, tiny penis.

>>14184980
why are you obsessed with other people's opinions? you're the exact same as those making fun of you

>>14192479
Congratulations on your anecdotal evidence

>>14185319
>5 inches
How can white bois even compete

>>14185319
>>14184980

8 inches here. I vary between driving a Camaro and a Mercedes. Everyone still jokes that I must have a small dick. Don't think about it.

>>14190236
This guy knows what's up

>>14184980
>>14184980
>buy an SUV
>"Wow anon, do you have a small dick or something?"
or
>"Wow anon, does your wife makes all the decisions?"

to be fair, most normies associate a fun car with compensation issues because most normies who but fun cars DO have compensation issues. they don't give a shit about the actual drive, just the image

>>14184980
>buy jdm turbo sw20
>wow anon why'd you buy a piece of shit beater

>>14184980

Jealousy.

>Just bought car
>run to store with friend
>"wow, fast car, so what you compensating for?"
>reach down and grasp my dong through my genes, revealing my visibly, well endowed secret
>he shuts the fuck up
>never talk again afterwards

Fuck the haters.

>>14185003
i want to suck your dick