ITT: Car Memes

>>14184509
I wish this were true but women are FILTHY. I have to go to people houses every day for work. 90% of the time the womens rooms are HORRIBLE (and their cars) and the mens rooms are clean. It defys logic, but trust me, women are fucking nasty.

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>>14184498

itt: cancer

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>>14184551
Only because you showed up.

>>14184556

you showed him bro!!!

>>14184522
Men probaly clean up before you get there. Women probably think you're not worth it if they aren't gonna open they're legs up.

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>>14184568
Thanks bro!

>>14184509
As a carpet installer, it's a hit and miss at times. some guys can be clean though.
Women are filthy as fuck and their rooms, BATHROOMS, hell generally the entire home is always shit. I've done homes where there's an inch of dust on the carpets, how the fuck do people live like that. It's like once a female assumes control the home goes to shit.

>>14184653

/r/ image of the newspaper add selling an old rolled over civic with the text "vtec kicked in, car only rolled once, selling for parts" or something like that.

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>>14184551
>reee no fun allowed

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>>14184653
how do you butcher an image so bad

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>>14184694
Never saved a better one

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>>14184701
Probably my favorite one itt

>>14184509
My room is always clean, as is my car.

My dad always kept the house clean, but my mom was a filthy fucking slob.

>>14184509
Never seen a girls room. It's legit 100% messy.

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>>14184716
>Look at the Size of that Fan
>You don't want to stick your hand in there.

>>14184738
>the genie is ready

>>14184498
lol black people are so slow and bad at driving

>>14184764
Because they're constantly wasted. DUI is an everyday thing for them.

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Go to the memes category of carthrottle and report back with something that's supposed to be funny or witty.

>>14184862
You mean gtr/drift throttle

>>14184862
Wow that was terrible. Sorry, not spreading that shit around.

It's like I really am on Facebook.

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>>14184892
That was his purpose.

>>14184938
I know, I just didn't think they'd be THAT bad.

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>>14184738
Triangles

>>14184498
So "meme" now means image macros and just general "funny" pictures?

>>14185018
Yes, get with the times grandpa.

>>14185405
>>>/n/

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>>14184660

>>14184738
Should change the exclamation point to "Your car has a quest for you"

>>14184509
Holy fuck this

>>14185405

Amazing. The cyclists are subconciously spelling the word 'cuck' in the road. At least they know

>>14185434
this one always gets me

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>>14185606

>>14184709
>inverse gobox grips

Every time

>>14184693
Man going from a xtra cab to a single cab hilux. hmmm

>>14187597
whoosh

Those are macros not memes.

>>14187609
Maybe if the joke wasn't shit it'd be worth talking about

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>>14184604

haha do you mind if i save this image?

>>14187613
This. I hate everyone.

>>14184952
>going to get the triangle man as a sticker if I ever get an FC

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>>14187879

>>14184764
Look at the car he's in. He's trying to tell you "hey man it's a toyota i'm trying pls understand"

>>14187879
That looks more like a horse dick dildo than a car part.

>>14185018
Ever since moms and normies discovered the word, yes.

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>>14188064

>>14187879
What am I looking at?

>>14188144
A horse cock/dildo

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haha funny meme right :(

>>14184709
>lower intestine

I'm dead.

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>>14188174
If only this was today.

>>14188174
When the fuck was this taken?

>>14188906
>pager
>95 m3 is a bit under original list price
Probably the mid 90s.

>>14188286
Guffpumper, atmospheric shelf and juice nexus got me the most.

>>14185405
What would have been funny is if it were the Mexico City planning office and there was only one bike in the last picture.

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>>14184938
>burns petrol and oil

>>14184509
ive had 3 different girls as roommates before
all 3 were filthy as fuck
>never does their dishes and only cleans them when they need to use them
>their room could be a miniature sized amazon forest, loses shit in there all the time
>only time they clean their room is if their parents comes to visit
>they also leave their shit in the living room, that stays there the entire duration of the lease
>the only time they move their shit is when you tell them
>they fill the fridge with random shit that tehy never eat and goes pass the expiration date
>bathroom is always a mess, with no counter top space
>but im a guy so all i have is a mug, toothbrush, toothpaste,razor, and shaving cream
>the random shit they have in the bathroom is occasional specific
>their contacts 50/50 make it into the trash can
yea female roommates are shit
never had one that was clean or well organized
and ive had gfs whose room/apartment who are equally messy
only 2 girls whose rooms ive been in werent sinkholes
every girl i know, their rooms are messy as fuck even if they look well kempt

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>>14187879

>>14184509
Confirmed virgin.

>>14187999
thanks lori

>>14188174

Those E30s... CHEAP!!

>>14190214
I had to clean the bathrooms at my first job, women's was a gorillion times worse than men's 100% of the time. I can see why girls are skeeved out by the idea of using a public restroom because the mens room would look totally fine and the women's would be fucking disgusting.

>>14185405
This is cool and all but I'm not going to bike 30 miles one way to work every day in a new england winter, or get there 4 hours later than I needed to by taking the bus.

>>14191172

This is true. They get eviscerated and thank Allah I never had to clean them, just sent people to do it.

>>14190214
I found a clean one anon, she's living with me now. She will cook dinner, and clean as she cooks so that when we are done the only dishes are we we used to eat, rarely anything else. The bathroom is clean and organized, she doesn't let her hair clog the drain or just stick it to the wall, she bought a vacuum, and best of all, she's not retarded.
>tfw she needed to borrow my car to go to a funeral, because her car is shitty and she brought it back washed and full of gas.

But I grew up with three sisters, have lived with a few female roommates over the years and can confirm, they were all slobs. They could look nice, put together but their personal spaces were all a mess and, if allowed, would clutter up anywhere they could.

>>14187879

If I see that fucking horsemanifold one more fucking time...

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>>14191541

>>14191360
yea i grew up with a sister too
she was messy as fuck too
she had a shit ton of clothes and was doing laundry at least once a day
her room was an absolute mess and you can barely see the floor
her car was always cluttered
she claims she is busy with school to keep it organized
how the fuck do you have random papers falling out of your backpack and all over the back seats
also dont you need those papers? why are they just sitting back here?
it always amazes my mom when i go home and she wants me to drive somewhere
she always compliments how clean it is compared to my sisters

>>14184764
lies. Every time i'm on the interstate, any car thats going 90+ always ends up being a nigger

>>14185434
ft86 owner, kek'd hard.

>>14184661
kek

>>14184701
the fact that FIAT is there ruins this.

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>>14188064

>>14184738
Lost it at face wind, knee wind

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>>14191188
To be fair, that's only the fault of there being so many cars creating the issue of traffic in the first place. I'm all for driving but what's the point in downtown?

>tfw there will never be an effective bus/light rail system in toronto

>>14185405
>Drive
Arrive on time
>Take bus
Leave 20 minutes earlier or arrive late
>Bike
Leave 40 minutes earlier and arrive late and sweaty

Motorbike master race

>>14188906
>>14188940
>4128x2322
>90s

>>14193125
>It's impossible to take a picture of a magazine years after it was printed

>>14187879
>haha do you mind if i save this image?
are you fucking retarded?

>>14193130
>when was this taken
>taken

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>>14193175

>>14192652
Honestly it should be Hyundai. They do control a large market share even if they don't have the history of the other brands.

>>14187879
nice horsecock

>>14193134

>being this new

>>14193134
found the new guy

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>>14184509
tfw when im a rachet tranny that has both a girl's car and a guy's room

>>14184633

>It's like once a female assumes control the home goes to shit.

This has always been the case. Just look at the bullshit we've dealt with since they got the right to vote.

>>14187879
>>14190274
>>14191544

>mlp