>"oh you're yielding? ok i'm going to walk incredibly slow across the street."
Not even OP but fuck you guys and fuck slow walking pedestrians. I dont give a flying fuck about painted lines on the street, roads are for cars, sidewalks are for people, when you need to cross a road you wait till there are no cars using it and get your ass on across OR you walk down to the next intersection and wait for the light saying it's your turn. Slow walking pedestrians are the fucking worst.
I don't care as long as they have the right of way and they don't make an effort to go slower than they were before.
It's people driving 10-15 mph under the limit on double-lane roads that annoy me. It takes more effort to speed up a walk if they have have a long walk. It doesn't take more effort to hold the accelerator pedal a little further down.
>roads are for pedestrians
Actually they are not, although some parts of them are. They call those parts "crosswalks". You get outside of one, it ain't gonna be the drivers fault. At least not in the USA. FUCK YEAH USA USA
Naw, I grew up on a farm shooting rats and driving tractors nutting pigs milking cows killing skinning chickens and I had to walk 2 miles in the snow barefoot to get to my truck to drive to school.
>walk out on motorway
>get hit by a car
>ROADS IZ 4 PEOPLE TOO!!!!!!111111 XDD
>putting in code for gate to apartment
>person comes flying in and almost runs into me trying to get in front of me so they can go into the opening gate first
>have the nerve to lay on their horn if you don't stop and let them push their way through
> be me
> bought a new used truck
> chilling at a red light
> rear ended by some fucking hambeast eating mcnuggets
> i have no insurance, just came back from the DMV from registering the new truck
> only had the truck for like 5 days when this happened
people who get annoyed
seriously just chill.. you're sitting, super comfy in a climate controlled moving container surrounded with windows, that goes where you want it to go, listening to your tunes
yes other people fuck up and move in ways that you don't agree with but let's just chill the fuck out and enjoy the ride
>When people speed through parking lots, almost always black or mexican
>When people park in your designated space because lolnoparking... have fun getting towed.
>People who, I shit you not, try and pass you on the RIGHT SIDE in a parking lot because you're swinging wide left to turn into your space.
Rage washes me like a squeegee. Squeege-squeege.
I don't mind slow walkers. AT the end of the day, people have been working all day, they're tired like me and I don't expect them to spring across the street.
But I drive past a big subway station and what I hate are the crowns who come up to street level, see the light says not to cross then cross en mass while sit at the green light. They look at you as if to day "you're not going to run us ll over."
these events actually happened
>crossing at a crosswalk
>coast is clear
>about halfway across this beater ass truck comes barreling around the corner
>manages to slow down and stop
>rolls his window down
>"how about you look before you cross the street dipshit"
>I respond "how about you look while you're driving"
>he then responds with "how about I run you over smart ass"
>mid 40s homeless looking guy in shitty truck threatens to kill me for crossing the street at a crosswalk with a button and lights
this happened yesterday
>yet again, some asshole comes ripping around a corner towards us
>have to pull gf back so she isn't killed
>can see the wife point towards us, husband literally isn't fucking looking
>he slams the breaks AND the horn
>can visibly see this shithead yell "WHAT THE FUCK!"
>he doesn't even let us cross, immediately floors it in his base corolla into the other lane to pass us
>Driving home the other day
>Driving my "it's winter so I can't ride my motorcycle erryday" Saturn shitbox
>Small-town Alberta, in the right lane going down the main road
>Faggot school kids going home
>One jumps onto the road and starts FUCKING HOP SKIP MOTHERFUCKING DANCING AT ME
>AT A MOTHERFUCKING CAR COMING UP THE ROAD
>He thinks I'm gonna slow down or shift lanes or react
>Maintain my impassive look, downshift and floor it
>He's forced to dive off the road onto the grass as his friend watch wide-eyed
GET OFF THE ROAD, FUCKASS
Sounds like any time you drive 184th/ Ray Gibbon Dr in Edmonton at rush hour.
>Merge lane on the right is like 700m long
>Always one guy who wants to floor it and force his way in at the front
>Always gets upset when people like me hug the person in front of me so they can't sneak in
Fuck yourself, merge like everyone else, nobody minds letting you in if you do.
People who drive under the speed limit on the freeway in any lane but the furthest right lane.
People who don't signal their intent to change lanes.
People who don't keep intersections clear.
>Work as a courier
>Driving around Edmonton
>Coming up to a bus stop
>A couple of 12 year olds standing at the stop
>They're screwing around
>About 20 feet away
>One of the kids pushes his friend into traffic
>Kid stumbles, but doesn't actually fall into the street
>Go home and change my underpants
Middle school kids are fucking sociopaths.
I walk slow when I have the right of way, if you give me the stink eye or honk I hope youre ready to back up those cute little aggressive actions when I pull you out of your car and beat the shit out of you.
Oh, shit, that's fucked up. Sadly, I'm in Morinville, so shithead kids are the norm.
>Mom gave me the old '97 Taurus, TIME TO SLAP ON SOME TYPE-R STICKERS AND A CHERRY BOMB
>I'M SUCH A PRO STREET RACER NOW
Thankfully the only thing the RCMP seem to care about is trolling for those kinds.
>it is absolutely normal to walk at a slow pace even when crossing the street.
If you're a nigger, sure.
>driving to work a couple weeks ago
>have window halfway down because chilly and heat on is a glorious combo
>pull up to 5way stop
>half breed teenager lollygagging his way through the intersection
>proceed to hit the gas while he's in the middle of the intersection
>yell "move your ass, faggot"
I still see him every now and then at that same intersection.
>i have no insurance, just came back from the DMV from registering the new truck
I work at a gas station, here's some shit I get to deal with every day
>customer wants to put a prepaid amount of gas on a pump
>have to ask what grade they want because they're paying with card
>they don't know what gas to put in their car
>customer brings up six bottles of various oil
>"Do you know which of these is best for my car?"
>explain to him that he should check to see what oil his car takes
>slow day so I go outside to show him the cap
>his car takes 5w-30
>buys four bottles of 10w-40
>"Bigger numbers must mean better oil!"
I've got a few other stories about the customers I can't stand, but they're not /o/ related
>people who brake for no reason
>bicyclists in general
just the other day,
>1 spandex fag on a bicycle riding along some other spandex faggot with one of those horizontal bicycles you lay on your back to ride
>they're holding up 40 mph traffic going like 25 mph.
>tfw hoping I'd see someone get mad enough to overtake and not notice the fag rolling along at bumper level and just completely cream him...
bicyclists are fucking cancer and they deserve to be crushed
> Park away from any other cars in a parking lot
> Get back 30 mins later, huge fucking suv or truck next to my car
> New door dings or scratches to deal with.
> Happens often enough for me to become great at touch ups, still working on dent fixing.
>bitch walking across a street when she has the red hand
>she's on her phone
>don't even bother to slow down until I'm maybe 20 feet away
>ride up on her until she's a foot away from my car
>close enough for her to hear the fucking fan blowing
>even when she's this close I'm still rolling
>the second she leaves my contact patch I gas it
>dumb immigrant finally wakes up and gets spooked
I reckon the pedestrians who don't drive themselves are the biggest dicks, but many without realising it.
Often if it's not a walkway and someone's waving me to cross first I'll just tell them to go first since the car will only take a second and they'll be out of my way much quicker than I can get out of their way. Or I just do the half-jog thing
I stare them right in the fucking eyes too. I LOVE blocking out assholes. I can tell the difference between someone who just doesn't know it's the turn they need, and that creeping faggot who tries to pass everyone. I lock eyes and just stare now. It's fucking hilarious.
>bout to cross street but see car coming
>play it off keep walking straight till he passes
Then the cunt proceeds to drive slower such that traffic that was further behind has now caught up and I need to stand for a minute or two now to wait for traffic to pass because I can't walk any further straight, my car's on the other side of the road... I could totally imagine someone like this >>14184278 doing it just to fuck birth people
New provincial law just came into effect a few days ago here in Ontario.
It's now an offence to drive through an intersection if a pedestrian is crossing, and they haven't fully stepped onto the sidewalk on the other side.
If you're making a right turn in a 4 lane intersection, you have to wait for that person to walk across all 4 lanes of traffic before you can turn.
>local police out in full force today
>enforcing this shit like jackboot thugs
>see some old lady start walking across massive intersection just outside of college
>line of cars trying to make left turn
>she's creeping along, barely made it past one lane
>like 3 fucking cars sitting in the intersection trying to turn left
>COP SITTING RIGHT THERE IN A DRIVEWAY WATCHING THEM THE WHOLE TIME
>light turns yellow
>old bitch STILL isn't across the fucking crosswalk yet
>cars are now sitting in middle of fucking intersection with green light
>horns start honking like mad
>angry motorists expect trapped drivers to commit legal seppiku by blowing through crosswalk in front of cop
This new law is gonna be a goddamn clusterfuck, I tell ya hwat.
>thinking like a mindful, rational person
>not a self-centered idiot cunt
But they'll just sue the guy who runs them over, and get a big pay day. Then they can retire from their part-time job of bagging groceries at Walmart and collecting welfare, and go straight to living off an annuity and disability payments.
Because I was born and raised here. Probably won't live here after I finish college, I want to work for CBSA so I'll get sent wherever they need me. Good riddance to this shit heap.
Idk man I see it as an even easier speed-trap. Good way to generate fines and meet quotas, and it's very hard to argue against.
>driving through area with constant construction
>speed signs are changed almost daily
>moved 100m forward and backward on this road
>construction zone ending signs are used only some of the time
>no idea what speed you're supposed to be driving at
>cops everywhere with radar
>assholes in Audis and brotrucks riding your bumper
>wanting you to speed up so you can act as a fucking human shield for them to do 85kmh in a 60 zone
It's a fucking nightmare and they still pull people over every day, all day long. They really are cunts in this one particular area.
> Driving onto freeway via busy cloverleaf intersection
> Everyone zippering - 1 car on, one car off
> Except the asshole in a BMW next to me.
> Sticks right behind car in front of him, is stuck right beside me
> Intersection too short for these bullshit games
> Now he is back on the freeway and I'm still on the road
>rolling through my neighborhood about eight years ago in my f150
>school just let out and there's a pack of high schoolers crossing the street
>come to a stop for them
>they all hurry across except for one guy
>this little dindu slows way down and gives me this shit eating grin as he takes ten seconds to take one step
>gun it, dump the clutch and light the back tires up
>this kid probably never moved so fast in his life and probably hasn't since
>see him yelling something at me in the mirror as I drive down the road at 25 again
Every car I've ever bought I have registered and insured withing 24 hours. Insurance takes about ten minutes online with USAA and while the DMV can suck a little more it's entirely feasible to get in early before work or during lunch break.
>If you're a nigger, sure.
Niggers do this on purpose, I see them trying to bait people with this shit all the time. They swagger across, stop and check their phone, turn and look at the car, etc.
>nigger gets hit by a car
>sues and wins
>payday for erryday
>nigger doesn't get hit by car
>emboldened with his niggerdom
>acts like more of a nigger every day
Nigger wins either way, really.
My dad who was a cop for almost 40 years said that as of the day he retired in 2011 there was no such thing as quotas for traffic police in Ontario. Maybe it's changed in the past 4-5 years or so idk
This shit is not fun at all bro. My ex gf sued someone for ACTUAL neck enjuries. It's been years and still haven't seen a dime of that money. Also meet a couple guys who have sued for shit like this and don't see a dime for years, most of the money they will spend on hospital bills anyway. it isn't as awesome as it sounds
While they are idiots for not backing into their driveway you're an asshole for not letting people drive out of their fucking driveway
Wow lots of people start driving early in USA?
I'm in Ausfailia and there's like only one University campus that has problems with parking and it's the one I went to. No high school has problems with parking because despite the age you can get your licence being 16, so many people put this off until 25-30. In rural areas it's surely different but here people are lazy as fuck
You have 30 days to insure a car in California, so if she ran into you and it was her fault, her insurance would have had to pay to repair or replace your truck. Congratulations, you're fucking retarded you fucking retard.
>have CAI on my car for dat noise
>drop gears and floor it at them when they do this to me and watch them scamper
Niggers don't really want to get hit, they just wanna act tough. At least that's my personal experience.