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>>17280506

I don't know, i consider my 2015 BMW 520i to be quite the shitbox myself.

>>17280506
Not that great really.

>>17280310
It's a muffler bearing auto-adjust tool. Keep it ready in your back seat at all times, and make sure passengers are aware of what it is in case the bearing needs to be adjusted while in transit.

Near the handle at the bottom, are those key slots?

it werfs flammen

>>17280176
>limiting my choices to manual-only
Please tell me that you're not really letting 4chan memes dictate your real life

Good automatics don't really need you to engage paddles ever. They're there to appease the boiracer fantasies. Yes, they're fun.

>>17280188
Are they fun in normal day to day driving, or just when driving hard on a track/backroad? I feel like driving stick can make even driving downtown engaging, while flicking paddles in traffic makes you look like a dumbass.

looks like a rental

i think modern euro ecoboxes look much,much better than their korean or japanese counterparts

>>17280011
It's not boring it's just conservative.

Torque wrench

>>17279956
Yes, a wrench that fits in the engine bay.

what could i do without a hammer?

>>17279829
>Anyone else fucking hate how modern cars drive?
probably 90% of /o/. the other 10% will call you poorfag.

No one would buy it but enthusiasts, and due to more and more of the population condensing into cities and more and more of it being poor, there aren't enough of those.

If you want it, you have to build it yourself.

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>>17279829
Europe still gets barebones shitbox models.

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1st for faceplants

1st for now none of you fuckers can be first.

Grom anime

Fuck you

Didn't Britain start or is considering a snitching program on bad parking too?

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>>17279298
I hope so.
Parking rules exist for a reason.

Rest in Peace to the tripfags of yesteryear:

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Australican: The Australican !jGtmADmax2
ACT
- 77 Ford Falcon utility
- 91 Honda Prelude 4ws
- 83 Jeep CJ-7 4.2

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BLDC: British-Leyland Drift Champion !wZOAU32R3Q
1995
NSW
- Leyland Mini Moke

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Cruisin' Cruisin !!b27a98Bw9uR

- Mini Moke
- Volvo 240 Wagon
- Honda CB250
- Honda CBX250

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Dosebrah: dosebrah !BPoJAzuunU

- VL Holden Commodore

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Dr. Anon: Dr. Anonymous
VIC
1993
- MX5

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Falcunt: falcunt !EHA06TbxZY

- Ford AU Falcon

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Heli: Helihoon [Fucking helicopters] !!y6JqHOT1Rxx
QLD
1996
- Holden Astra

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>forgetting the most important tripfag in /dat/ history

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KiaGuy: ThatKiaGuy !Hn9xLevN9c
NSW
1991
- Toyota JZA80 Supra

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ND: ND !RDzYv1SeHQ

- Mazda NA6 Mx5
- E30 318i

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/o/rly /o/rly !jR5a2pWKcg
1995
-BMW E21

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RoflTorque: Rofltorque !GVTnnoorf2
QLD
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Rustchan Rustchan

- Dodge Challenger
- 98 Honda Accord

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Rydebro: Ryde Bro

- Nissan S13 SR20DET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8iZsqGWRpU
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Soupbrah Soupbrah !VbmzjZtRCk
1990
- 1996 Toyota JZA80 sUPRA SR-Z

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Squishy: Squishy Squishy !!I4LIyZazOYg

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TooManyRegos TooManyRegos !io.zDUCATI
VIC

- Nissan S13 Silvia

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Uleh: Uleh !wgHOLDENMI

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Uncle Muscle: AussieMuscle !H6sMmCqWjU
1975-80
VIC
- Various Valiants depending on his mood...
- As of June 2013:
- 79' CM Valiant (Showcar)
- 72' VH Charger (790hp Charger)
- 72' VH Charger (e49 Replicar)
- VG Pacer Sedan

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Vect: !VECTra5Osk
1995
QLD
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Vicfag: vicfag !2uf/jU7jSc
VIC
1993
- 2004 Volvo XC70


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AWOL:
Exafag
Fuck you're suprah
I drive a VL
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I called my manager and let him know literally everything because 1) I can't seem like I'm fucking around while on a delivery, and 2) because he will find out eventually and he's a super cool manager so I might as well tell him immediately and myself

Everyone at both stores I work likes me, multiple managers talk good about me, my original one (one that hired me) wants to promote me to team member trainer, another one talked about making me a manager, everyone tells me I'm an extremely fast driver, etc etc
I found out from another manager that the one that hired me and I told about this told her (she was the one on duty at the store I was delivering for tonight) that company policy is to automatically suspend for 2 weeks if a driver is in a crash but yet he made a call and got permission for me to keep delivering the rest of the night (same night of crash) and for me to come into work tomorrow as per the norm with no real end in sight

Apparently he also kept telling her that he would handle it and to keep it quiet
He's gone up to bat for me before like one time some drunk asshole said I tore up his driveway and yard + yelled and cursed at him when in reality I didn't tear up shit even though it was pitch black in the middle of a field (rural delivery sometimes), and he was the one yelling and cursing at me


How fucked am I?

time to look for another McJob, retard

maybe something that doesn't involve you driving

Don't worry. Now you have time to find a real job

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>>17278960
Dude, you're not going to get anyone with this

Shits way too fucking obvious

Inb4 you reply to your own thread in mock outrage

To be fair, this would probably work on reddit or something

>>17278972
Not gonna lie I'm sure there are people who unironically believe this, and that's pretty scary

This isn't funny

>NEET
>wants to buy a car to look like a "baller"
oh boy here we go

A job

>>17278707
BMW, Benz, Audi in those models is for people who want to look rich, its entry level luxury.

What you want, is a one/two/three year old used car, like the BMW 5 Series, Mercedes E Class or CLS Class, or Audi A7.

From that list I'd personally go with CLS Class or A7. It's the new baller roofline coupe a e s t h e t i c.

Girls will fawn over you if you drive those.

>flooring it in a straight line is impressive
OK Hyundai

>>17278659
I can't think of a car sold in the US that doesn't do 120+, it's not an achievement anymore

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>>17278659
>have hit speeds higher than this in a 30 year old nissan shitbox
And?

MK7 GTI with a downpipe and APR tune. That's 300 whp on 93. Probably more on an E85 mix.

Focus ST's can barely crack 300 without a turbo swap.

Mazdaspeed 3's can hit about 320 on stock turbo, but they aren't current. Someone just got into the 9's with one.

really the 90's and '00's civics are the ones tearing it up daily on the cheap.

>>17278669

I heard some VWs were hiting 8s once.

Doesn't matter, still ghey

Permanent damage.

shits entirely fucked

>>17278562
>>17278569

are you guys joking? cause i don't want to re-build the box after just buying it.