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>>17798080

r u reeeeeeetarded?

>>17798080
Are you 18? Did dad buy you the car of your dreams for graduation? First car? Too stupid to check your oil? Your post sure sounds like underage

>>17798080
>driving an S2000 10 miles with only a quart of oil in a leaking sump
never drive again

meep meep

>>17797899

both the roadrunner version and this one are the most sexiests things merica has ever done

All homologation specials ever made are great

imo e36 looks like pieces of shit compared to the e30 and e46

46

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E46, but I'm partial to my non-m so. It's treated me pretty well these last 5 years

>>17797778
this thread has been made like 40 times

>>17797778
sell it and buy a miata or something RWD with a stick. if you have adult money you can buy a cheap rwd shitbox to hoon with.

>>17797778
Change the gearbox to a stick pretty much. That makes basically every vehicle more fun. just buy a stick

Aussie and i Dont like them

my finance lecturer has one. good bloke. you can get fucked anon. they're great and fun... until you crash one and die.

>>17797702

Wtf Im american and now I love them

Cause you can get two Chrylser 300's for that much, AND rimz

>>17797701
>overpriced GM
Its price needs to be lowered. like $35K.
>a bit stiff
More soft

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>>17797701
niggermobile/geezermobile

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gross
i hope your ac works

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Desert heat isn't that bad, 105f 5% humidity is way easier to deal with than 90f 80% humidity

>>17797715
My rearview mirror fell off. The glue melted off the windshield.

>>17797603
there's nothing wrong with being poor

>tfw desperately want s2k but can't justify owning 3 cars

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>>17797603
don't you have somewhere to be?

That company still exists?

how do you even pronounce that?

>>17797667
Gwa-da-la-harr-a

>>17797578
Neato, but 5400 lbs, fuck that. That's a literal ton more than a Vette.

>>17797919
No shit it's an SUV.

>>17797923
>No shit it's an SUV.

I have a 1994 Grand Cherokee. This thing literally weight ONE TON more than my car. 2,000 pounds more. That's absurd.

Are you the lad that bought the thunder sight unseen? Good to see you're still kicking around on here.

>>17797805
Yeah slowly repairing things and breaking other things

I'm sad that Americans invented these fucking things and they don't sell them domestically any more.

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>mwuahahahaha

>black ice
yeah, that's /o/

>>17797530

I am sleeping

>>17797530
mint cars are always good

>>17797530
Post pics of it

Post her fuckin pusy now!!!!!!

OPEN BOB

Idling uses more fuel than starting.

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I've actually been thinking the same thing myself; found a few 90's civics in the area and wanted to see if anyone had gotten one before.

Hello newfriends, let me share with you one spicy pasta

Shitboxes are loved by /o/. We like to say they have character. We beat them to hell, and they somehow still go another 50k miles. When brand new with 4 miles on the odometer, we smugly donned these vehicles "econoboxes". But they matured, such as a fine wine does. They surived to 300k miles with minimal repairs. Just like a soldier earns the Purple Heart, our "econoboxes" earned their reputation as the "shitbox". There are a few cars that will always be known as great little shitboxes: the Toyota Corolla, our beloved Twingo, and America's frontrunner, The Geo Metro.

The Geo Metro was conceived much the same way I was: during a 4am cocaine fueled grope session in the back seat of an AMC Gremlin.

The year was 1987. A few Detroit executives who were down on their luck decided that we need a car designed for real human beans. A car that would love its 8th owner more than its original buyer. A car that had seen 3 oil changes its first 100k miles, but now is pampered by synthetic blend every 2,999 miles. Sunroof? Fuck that! 4 cylinders? Nope! We want 4 wheels, 3 cylinders, 2 doors, and one goddamn good car.

Thus the 1989 Geo Metro was born. It reigned supreme for decades, much like a dictator in Asia. Jay Leno owns 7 Geo Metros in case you forgot. The Geo Metro is the only car to win at Monza, Laguna Seca, Silverstone, and Talladega. Ford and Chrysler appealed to the US government in 1990, saying that production of the Geo Metro created an unfair advantage for GM. Unfortunately for Ford and Chrysler, 98% of the members of Congress drove Geo Metros and loved them to death. The Geo Metro placed 4th in the 1992 Presidential election behind Ross Perot.

Some say the Chevrolet Aveo was the successor to the Geo Metro, but I refuse to believe. Nothing can ever succed over the Geo Metro when it comes to its main purpose: being a spectacular shitbox.

Swifts and Metros are horrendously dangerous but not actually fun enough to be worth it.