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4chan cup Spring match 1 2017-05-13 08:55:36 Post No.17198348
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4chan cup Spring match 1
Shakes (ID: !!bde0TdEQ2r5)
2017-05-13 08:55:36
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Our first match of the Spring Cup will take place in around 30 minutes, after the current /soc/-/lit/ match is over.
We have a whole set of new aesthetics, so get hyp.
>what is the 4cc?
It's a virtual divegrass tournament played between the 4chan boards for fun and bragging rights.
It's played on PES17's coach mode (cpu vs cpu), so the outcomes are mostly random, but every team has one or more managers that decide the formation and tactics the team will use to try and affect the outcome in their favor. It's filled with hilarious situations.
Check this page for more details: https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2017_4chan_Spring_Babby_Cup
Here's also a video of one of our past matches (skip to 5:00 for the actual action).
http://archive.klaxa.eu/Summer_2016/Matchday_7/05.%20-%20o%20vs%20f.mkv
>where can I watch?
smashcast.tv
Look for the 4cc stream among the most viewed.
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Forgot to say we'll be playing against /trv/.
By the way, here's a quick question while we wait:
Should we use One night in Arabia as custom prematch anthem just for this match against the travel board?
https://strawpoll.com/318rgz1
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IT'S OUR YEAR
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OUR YEAR
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Has anyone ever driven while on the verge of diarrhea?
How do you manage when you are like 3 miles away from the nearest bathroom?
Happened to me yesterday, had to stop at some bumfuck KFC in the middle of nowhere (which means no niggers thank god).
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DESIGNATED
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SHITTING
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>>17198213
I have IBS and doctors took a while to diagnose it. Now I know what not to eat, but back then I always carried a plastic bag and toilet paper and my car. I shat in an highway exit and a high-school parking lot in Montreal once.
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Do you guys get your car blessed shortly after you get it?
What are some Christian stickers to put on my car?
I already have rosary beads hanging from my rear view so no rosary beads stickers
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>>17198183
>m-muh enlightenment
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>>17198172
I have some prayer beads in the glovebox to try to prevent the hydraulic suspension shitting the bed.
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I sacrificed the fuel for the Angel of Combustion
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I ctrl+f the archive. Only a few threads about Mazda on here. I'm looking at purchasing my first vehicle. The 2016 Mazda3 i sport is right in my price range of around ~15,000. As is the Mazda6 Touring.
What is /o/'s opinion of these cars and/or Mazda in general?
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>>17198126
Just get a civic for 3k. Buying a new or almost new econobox is stupid.
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>>17198136
I've been lurking long enough to know the 3k civic meme. Please go.
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>>17198126
Test drove a Mazda 3 2.0 6 speed and liked it well enough except for the clutch which was too long and too light.
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Help me pick
2014 Corolla S 45k miles $13k
or
2014 Focus SE hatch 18k miles $12k
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Auto or Manual?
If Auto, don't get the focus. The dualclutch is awful.
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>>17198115
This.
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>>17198110
Get a civic for 3k or fix your current car.
ITT: post stupid avoidable car problems you've had
>just bought a used 08 VW GTI
>get it home late at night
>this morning i go to take note of stuff I need fixed
>door doesn't lock, fob doesn't work
>okay noted
>easy fix
>oh hey I wonder if I can lock it from the passenger side
>lock it
>okay yep, that works
>all doors are now locked
>keyhole is broken
>passenger door has no keyhole
>locked out of my car
>locksmith is closed until monday
>title and bill of sale are locked inside
>locksmith is going to think I stole it
>i let this happen
i dont deserve a car
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>>17198074
look up how to shimmy it
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>>17198074
>Start my 92 Saab
>"I wonder if I can start it without pressing on the clutch..."
>try it
>starts up
>"Huh, oka-"
>alarm going off at 6:30am, while the car is running
>fuckme.jpg
>turn off car
>alarm still screeching away
>open hood
>remembered i left my tools at friends place, so i cant disconnect battery
>fuckmeeeeeee.gif
>alarm suddenly stops
>do a quick google search
>found out only thing i had to do to disable my alarm was to lock then unlock driver side door
>mfw
Felt great that day /o/
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>>17198093
I'm worried I might break something if I try that but I don't want to pay a locksmith who might not even do it without proof of ownership. I have the keys but they don't fucking work.
Plus I don't want to wait until Monday .
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About to go check this out. Guy listed it for $600 and it apparently runs. It does die when it's stopped in drive, however.
What should I offer the guy? I've wanted an A-body for a long time, and you just don't see them anymore.
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>>17197933
~$3.50
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>>17197933
>I've wanted an A-body for a long time
Why the fuck would you want one of these literal shitboxes for a long time? Even at $600 bucks it's a waste of money, hell even if you could buy it for 300 that plus the money you would spend on it would be a waste. Dont let /o/ glorify garbage.
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>>17197980
I never understood the whole "liked cars because they are so shit" mentality. It gets old.
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Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet /o/?
>3x more warranty than any other supercar
>Faster than GT-R for half price
>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
>Delicious FI variably timed V8 power
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
>Dat sweet exhaust note perfection
>Starts at only $50k
By far the best performance value in automotive history ever.
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90% of /o/ can barely afford ramen noodles.
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>>17197893
because i've only seem them in real life on tow trucks
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>>17197893
Ive been thinking about getting one but my entire route to work is on roads that are 35mph. Is this to fast for the corvette? Im kind of worried about overheating.
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Hey /o/ trying to track down a possible vacuum leak and looking for a good way to test it at home. I've noticed a general area where it could be at since it makes a new hissing sound (pressure) when I shut the car off. I'm guessing its under my intake manifold so I'll have to remove that to get to it properly.
Also any advice for replacement lines? Companies that you guys find worth while on universal tubing?
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>>17197874
You could try the cigar method
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>>17197874
Make a smoke can
Take a empty quart paint can, install two barb drains in the lit, attach two hoses. one to blow into, another to attach to a vacuum line. throw in an oily rag, set it on fire, and blow into the hose.
bam, $10 smoke machine
or just use your vape. or cigar. or fog machine.
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>>17197899
I use the cigar myself.
blow a few mouthfuls of smoke into a vacuum line, then blow several lungs full of air in, watch where it leaks out.
Pretty simple and always works.
I've tried making home made smoke machines but it's nowhere near as easy or as cheap as it looks.
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Do girls like left or right
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Probably either but pleb women probably think the G Wagen is ugly.
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Neither
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>>17197813
They generally like both, but I've heard more girls mention the G-class, either as a dream car or just pointing one out on the street. The new Range Rovers are getting too soft around the edges and don't stand out as much, plus the exhaust note on the G is brutal.
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I just remembered that I accidentally left my dog in the car for about six hours. What can I expect?
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A happy doggo, and piss-stained seats
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>>17197771
Your window broken, doge gone, and an angry tumblrina's message keyed into your paint
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>>17197771
Literally 0 fucks given.
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Was I in the wrong here?? 2017-05-13 05:59:24 Post No.17197652
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Was I in the wrong here??
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>out looking at cars this morning with my buddy
>the car I had seen online had already been sold so we're just stopping by afew different dealerships
>I live on a military base so everybody says the dealerships around here will gouge you and you need to negotiate
>stop into one
>tell the guy im looking for a honda/toyota under 10k
>he shows me a 2013 Sonata listed at 11.5k with 73k miles on it
>it seems pretty decent
>test drive it
>he sits down with me starts taking down a bunch of info on me without even agreeing on a price
>asks me what I want my payment to be(I have 30k in savings but I didnt tell him)
>tell him I want to agree on a price first because I really cant go much above 10k
>he gets really mad and says "the price is the price, if you think im gunna knock a grand off the price your crazy, dont even waste my time!" then storms off into the back room
>leave with my bro and go to subway and get a buffalo chicken sub with blue cheese and banana peppers
I feel like I was up front with him from the start that I wasn't gunna go above 10k, even before he showed me the car
I've never been good at negotiating or anything
my zip is 13602 if you wanna check my local craigslist, its pretty fucked and everything is more expensive than anywhere else
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of course you were in the wrong, fucking buffalo chicken with blue cheese
what are you a caveman
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>>17197671
Blue cheese was LITERALLY made for Buffalo chicken
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>>17197652
The customer is always right. Also, this guy sounds like a shitty saleman. Most places around here will offer you a discount without even asking for a shitbox like a Sonata because they just want to move them.
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Redpill me on this car.
Why is it so cheap?
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Because it's crap
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>>17197589
Because it's a piece of shit, Neo.
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>>17197589
Nissan Veras seem to be really cheap for the new models but I was looking at used cars a few weeks ago and a Nissan dealership had a 2011 model with 140k miles for $6,000. All manual too.
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Thoughts on Taurus SHO?
Just buy a Mustang instead?
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>>17197584
personally, I like the way the new Taurus looks. Can't speak to performance
everyone will think you are a cop most likely, since Tauruses are the new Crown Vic
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>>17197584
>memewheeldrive
>pigfat
>zero steering feel
>automatic
>tiny back seat
>shit visibility
Yes you should just get a mustang. or a used g8 gxp or SS
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>>17197584
depends on if you want fun or fast.
If you want fun, Mustang.
If you want fast, Taurus SHO
If you want fun AND fast, Camaro
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WOAH! Civic bros btfo 2017-05-13 04:46:21 Post No.17197351
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2018 Camry is better in every way. True dual exhaust, and 10/10 aesthetic appeal.
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car of a lifetime!
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Why is it that when I see these pictures of new cars online, they look amazing.
Then when I see them in real life. In front of me, they look like dogshit.
Marketing, fucking hell.
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>>17197351
>>17197354
I see they are incorporating Lexus design language into the lower cars.
The front in would look nice if it weren't for the beak but then all there would be left is the black under grill which would probably make it look like a Lexus with a Toyota badge.