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Man masterbating while driving on the highway crashes and is killed 2016-01-27 22:05:28 Post No. 19749
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Man masterbating while driving on the highway crashes and is killed
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2016-01-27 22:05:28
Post No. 19749
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>A Detroit man was killed when he was ejected through the sunroof of his car while driving along the highway with his pants down and masturbating to porn being shown on his cellphone.
>Clifford Ray Jones, 58, was killed instantly when his car rolled over in the early hours of Sunday morning. As well as not wearing any trousers, Jones is not believed to have been wearing his seat belt which may have contributed to his partial ejection from the car.
>The accident happened at 3.30am on Sunday while Jones was travelling south on the Lodge ramp to Interstate 75. It is believed that Jones lost control of the car because he was distracted and was unable to prevent the 1996 Toyota from spinning because he did not have both hands firmly on the steering wheel.
>According to the Detroit News, Jones died at the scene of the accident. Lieutenant Mike Shaw of Michigan State Police said the incident was among the strangest he has dealt with during his professional career.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3418946/Pantless-driver-dies-ejected-sunroof-masturbating-porn-cellphone-car-rolled-over.html#ixzz3yU73Pq6D
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this is unfortunate but there are much more significant stories occurring in the world... please sage...
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>>19766
this story is very important and relevant to all Chantards desu
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...natural selection?
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>>19766
Road jerker detected
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>>19749
Ive done it.. If its late and im falling asleep on the wheel but i cant stop. Just a couple of jerks every couple of seconds keeps me awake lol... When will i die
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i would have found a way even with the cross
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I wonder if he posted at www.dickflash.com
There are a lot of interesting people there.
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>>19766
>news of less importance is no longer news
It doesn't work like that.
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>>19749
Good night sweet prince
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>>19798
This. It works, but it's really just a last ditch effort.
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>>19749
Ewe guise,
this man is the Hero that /news/ deserves...
Press F to pay respects
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>>19874
>Ewe
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>>19749
I wonder for how many years he had been fapdriving. Maybe he was really proficient and the years just caught up to him. Maybe this was his first time.
Goodnight, sweet prince.
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>>19749
He was masturbating on a SUNDAY?!?!
This scum got what he deserved!
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>>19898
Hahaha BEWARE!!!!! the fap-and-drive
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>>19749
>Be Religious Parent
>Buy for 10 year old kid so he don't touches himself
>Put on child when going to bed
>Fire starts in house
>Runs outside cuz fire bro
>Forgets kid is in Anti-Cross
>Burns to death in fire
>Loses kid in Fire
>At least hes in heaven now
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>>19775
Given that he was jerking it while driving implies that he really wasn't breeding much.
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>partial ejection from the car
That wasn't the only partial ejection be had
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Sometimes when driving, especially in the mornings, I get super fuckin' horny.
I play with my dick while driving all the time.
I'm going to end up like this numbnut
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Keep it going ewe guise
Mastrubating Motorist is going to be /news/'s first meme =3
>>20059
I'm aroused
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wtf is this shit on the pic. RELIGION!!!! cause we want to torture ourselves for an imaginary friend YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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>>20110
>ewe
>=3
what the fuck, is it just me or is this board flooded with normies?
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>>20139
>normies
Hello, 4chan post 2010
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>>20139
Yeah, "normies" like you.
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>>20150
I'm not, though. You think that everyone who uses that "overused" "meme" is a facebook normie, right? Fuck off. You're the normie.
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Does a dead man deserve to gave his name publicized and further shame his relatives?
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>>20187
Yeah thats fucked up
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DON'T STOP
BELIEVING
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>>20370
HOLD ON TO THAT FEE EEEELING
STREET LIGHT
PEOPLE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Okay but with the anti-masturbation cross meme... what if your kid has a dormant BDSM fetish? this could be very counter-productive.
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