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China invents autistic monkeys
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http://www.technologyreview.com/news/546036/first-monkeys-with-autism-created-in-china/

China greatest nation.
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>>19446
oh, thanks god, alchemists have been trying for centuries
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>>19446
>Popularity of My Little Pony increases tenfold
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>>19446
>I thought africa already existed
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>>19463
XD
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>>19446
It's good to see new potential in finding a cure to autism. So sick of seeing MLP
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>>19446

he gunna arrange dose chicken wings in size order.
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>>19463
who are you quoting?
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>>19558
>cares about his arrows and how they are used
I spotted the monkey
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>>19446
>give a monkey autism
>give him a game of tetris
>he beats world high score
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very few times one get a chance to say this and really mean it, but given that /news/ is still under 20k posts and the nature of the comments...

I am confident that this is literally the most autistic thread in the history of the board,
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>>19581
/int/, /sp/, [s4s], and /tv/ are way more autistic than this.
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>>19581
>>19585
Oh shit you meant the board nevermind sorry. :'(
>triggered
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>>19585
>>19587
I'm not complaining though, it's a landmark. We've been very well behaved to this day
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>>19588
But it's true /news/ is generally autistic. Same with all of 4chan. Reddit is literally just 4chan with less autism. That's probably why they downboat anyone who has a slightly different opinion than the normal. But at least they don't get into bad arguments like this site that last multiple threads. I have a friend who's autistic who uses Reddit.
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Hopefully they don't figure out how to give moneys down syndrome next. Could you imagine an army of retarded monkeys? A chimp with retard strength would be unstoppable.

These autistic monkey announced just days after the announcement of the latest success of full body transplant (or head transplant) of a monkey.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3412928/The-real-life-Doctor-Frankenstein-plotting-human-HEAD-transplants-Controversial-neurosurgeon-wants-paralysed-patient-new-body.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We-BIY5OEp4
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>>19590
>I have a friend who's autistic who uses Reddit.
its ok. you can admit its you. we won't tease ya.
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>>19562

WHO ARE YOU QUOTING NOW?
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autistic master race
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>>19446
What has science done?
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>>19627
Dear god he's quoting no one he has done de imposibur komit sepiku
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>>19614
it's a retarded version of Planet of the Apes

>>19665
they recently invented autistic monkeys. there's a thread about it in /news/, check it out
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>>19463
I've never seen an autistic black person t.b.h

Seems like a white thing
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>>19688
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Wiltshire
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>>19688
blacks actually have higher rates of autism. Autism is linked to vitamin d deficiency

http://link.springer.com/article/10.1023/A:1015405914950
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>>19446
How long into evolution until these monkeys are wearing fedoras, and posting on 4chan?
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http://pages.uoregon.edu/adoption/studies/HarlowMLE.htm

Harry Harlow made autistic monkeys way back in the 1950s. This means nothing. Of course there is no genetic marker for Autism because it's environmental specifically nurturing. However parent groups- just like the gays did- forced a redefinition of the "refrigerator mom syndrome" because it wasn't politically correct.
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>>19715
What /gd/ and /p/ wish they could do.
Hot damn.
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>>19688
Checked but does Aspergers count?

I'm a nigger with it
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>>19446
god bless china
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I have a large cock
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>>19627
This new wave of quoting and 'meme' arrows are fucking triggering.
Jesus. What has become of implying?
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>>19446
This is a great idea, good thing they are doing it in china because animal rights groups in the us would have a fit.
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>>19834
>triggering
>tfw this is 4chan now

Get the fuck out.
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>>19834
>what has become of implying

Har Har, the 12-year-old has shown his face
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>>19446
how did china invent autistic monkey? black people already existed before
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>>19688
I went to high schools with one. She was like 3 feet tall, severly overweight and would scream in a way that could only be described as
>AYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
There were many times in the lunch room where she would trample people to get their empty plastic chip bags. God high schools was shit
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>>19688
>he doesn't know about mad thad

You're missing out
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>>19446

Nope, the US beat them to it.

> pic related

http://i.imgur.com/gMOoNKU.jpg
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>>19616
I'm autistic but I don't use reddit. I really am serious about that though.
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>>19446
Fuck there is gonna be another newfag wave
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Ironically enough the ammount of autists in that thread is quite surprising
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>>19826
Timestamp faggot nigger
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>>19852
4chan officially died in 2012, anon.

We've just been munching on its corpse for the past few years.
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>>20360
you've*
not us
we actually dont have autism
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>>19852
>>20360
>don't accepting that the ironic use of triggers has been here to stay for at least a year
Ironic that oldfags took pride in the fast pace of the ever changing nature of chans. You are not a true scotsman.
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