a man by the name of "Sam Hyde" is the first person to receive their winnings in the massive Power-Ball billion dollar lottery.
>Local racists Sam Hyde and Ben Garrison spend powerball winnings creating a new nationwide militia.
>"This time the Jews don't have anywhere left to run.", a spokesman for the group stated
>Not using your newly acquired wealth to rename everything in this girl's life 'slut' something
>working on your diploma? It's gonna be for slut university
>got a job in the city? Yeah it's slut & slut law firm in the slut building
>tired of being called a slut all day, head home to your house on slut street where there's a barbershop quartet paid to stand and sing songs about what a slut you are outside your home from 5pm to 12am every week day.
The possibilities are literally endless
does it really matter? /news/ have less than 20k posts and if it isn't interesting the thread will just die. on the other hand if it doesn't it means it was worth posting. and on the third hand you can complain about it not being newsworthy and have the thread bumped several times because of posts like mine and >>17336 >>17322 >>16927 >>16908
on a side note (not really), i like the newsstory. that image takes the cake. i wonder if he will actually do anything with the money except live a comfortable life...