Charlie Hebdo anniversary: Paris police shoot man dead. Officialy the dumbest terrorist ever.
Walks into French police station with a fake bomb vest.
OH WOW paris thats not progressive at all, the man was just about to return what the evl white men have done to him for ages and you denied him his moment of glory.
I M TRIGGERED back me up reddit friends.
maybe bomb vests don't really look like bomb vest in real life and maybe this guy had a fake vest as a guide line to make the real bomb vest look live a bomb best, but when the time came he did such a good job that we picked the fake one instead of the real one because they looked the same
This is what I thought too, actually.
I mean it's possible he was really into that ISIS stuff, and was also just retarded. But I think an investigation isn't going to turn up any terrorist connections, because how stupid would you have to be to expect something like this to be effective at all.
I think the dude probably wanted to stir up some shit with his death, just for the lulz.
>I think the dude probably wanted to stir up some shit with his death, just for the lulz.
Wasn't there some story a few weeks ago in Paris where a teacher sliced his own throat and when he was in the hospital claimed an immigrant yelling "allahu ackbar" did it? Maybe they're friends.
Reminds me of that scene in the film "Four Lions" where an arabic guy stands up in a political debate and pretends to set off a suicide vest - only for it to crackle with party poppers.
Everyone laughs it off in the film - but if that happened in real life somebody would have kicked the shit out of him.