>be at the back of the standing section >girl keeps putting her ass on my crotch when the crowd moves back >literally can't move so whatever >her boyfriends stares me down like he wants to beat the shit out of me after the concert is over Best I got
one time at a punk show these two drunk dolts were wrestling each other or some shit. the basement was tiny enough, we didn't need two individuals whose combined weight would be two tons flinging eachother around like lovestruck gorillas. they slammed into the merch table completely totaling it (not their house OR their merch, mind you) and then they clasped tight to one another they flung themsevles into the crowd and toppled 5 different people, nearly crushing everyone under their massive weight. we nearly got out alive. i tried standing but my foot was so fucked. i nearly fainted, i suppose i went into brief shock. these twirling beasts sprained my ankle a couple days before i had to play a show. i was on crutches for like a week. definitely one of my least favorite show experiences ever.
>Snocore 2000 >worst concert of my life >go with my then gf and some friends >get there and friend parks in a tow zone >it will be ok he says >Mr. Bungle plays >say they're tired of seeing tits and want to see some cocks >alienates entire Denver audience in the process >me and gf make our way to about the 20th row for Incubus >Incubus starts entire front 40 rows become instant mosh pit >gf disappears into the melee >can not find her for almost 2 hours >system of a down starts >I go out to car to try to find gf >Tow truck is about 3 cars from my friends car >still cannot find gf and rush back to tell friend about tow truck >can't find him or gf >show ends car is towed still no gf >we manage to find another ride home but still can't find gf >tell security girl out front >she comes back a few minutes later and asks me if gf is a red head >yes.And she escorts us back to where all the tour buses are >gf is passed out on the ground where members of Mr. Bungle are throwing cheetos and lunchmeat on her >altercation ensues w/ Mr. Bungle >almost get into fight w/ lead singer (did not know who he was at the time) >calmed down by security and his parting words were "well, she shouldn't get so fucked up." >next day we found out she had a concussion
>go to death grips show >have no idea what is about to happen >lights go up >suddenly entire crowd surges forward >could literally jump and be suspended between two people just by sheer pressure >spend next hour and a half literally hanging onto front rail for dear life because I'm having trouble breathing, the crowd is so fucking insane >can't really hear shit because I was retarded and didn't bring plugs >come out literally drenched in sweat still somehow enjoyed myself there was some really short petite chick a row in front of me, I wonder what happened to her
>DIY venue >very high and drunk junkie standing near me as band plays >stumbles over to me and puts his hand on my shoulder, leans in and mumbles some nonsense >foot feels wet >he's literally pissing himself as he tries to talk to me
I went to an OPN concert awhile back and like 10 minutes in some girl tapped me on the shoulder and asked me if I was alone. I told her I was, and she immediately burst out laughing. She went over to her group of friends and they all started laughing at me too. I tried to relocate somewhere else but the laughter was spreading and eventually the entire crowd were pointing and laughing at me. At that point OPN abruptly cuts his set and asks what's going on. The same girl shouted "THAT LOSER IS HERE ALONE!", and he sort of just stared at her for like 30 seconds completely motionless with a blank look on his face. The crowd was silent too. Suddenly he snapped out of it, took off his Celtics hat and shoved it in his pants, and started barking at me loudly like a dog into the mic. Immediately the entire crowd starts barking and yipping like a pack of dogs. The people around me started scratching me with their nails while others tried to bite me and a few got on all fours and tried to sniff my ass. I turned toward the entrance and threw my beer at the crowd in front of me. They started going into a frenzy and biting each other. I took my chance and ran as fast as I could through them like a football player and laid in the parking lot crying for a couple hours. I could hear them barking the whole time. Once the show died down they each came out in a single file line and pissed on my face while I was lying there. At the end of the line was OPN, who, after finishing his piss, called me pissyface.
we have a shithole basement here where these things regulay happen.
>show with Cemetery, Dame, a couple garbage-ass hardcore bands from Boston (maybe one other?) >Boston assholes bring their gaggle of idiots, many of whom are in other bad hc bands, with them >starts off, kind of annoying, usual longstepping/flailing stupidity but nothing special >second band plays, they start lighting off fucking fireworks >this has happened before but they're doing it so much that you literally cannot see or breathe, almost light a cab on fire >Dame starts >fight breaks out >dude gets knocked out (unrelated to fight) >another fight >Cemetery starts >guy gets fucked up pretty bad >other guy knocked into some shit, broke boiler or something and fucked up his hand
>>61953727 >go to DG show >DG not at DG show >massive cyc of gmail suicide note for my enjoyment >cool, guys. >have tickets to p4k following summer >DG scheduled >DG no show >p4k is in Union Park, literally a couple blocks from Bottom Lounge where they stood me up the first time >thanks guys >I was excited, but never again >no love deep chicago
>>61953649 Here's another one: >September 2008 >Helios Creed guitarist for Chrome playing at small bar in Denver >huge Chrome/Helios Creed fan >says it will be last tour on Myspace >decide to go but have issues with cars >one runs but not plated one is broke but plated >friend decides to come at last minute. I warn him about plate situation. >get to Denver >ungodly early but get to meet Helios Creed who seems royally fucked up and promptly asks me if I know where to get any cocaine >now worried about how show is going to be >one of the opening bands is a local Denver act called New Ancient Astronauts >get to talking to lead singer who asks me and my friend if we dose >we had to be at work the next day but our dumbasses say yes anyway >two eyedroppers >concert turns out to be amazing >outside after, look at friend who says "That acid wasn't no punk." >head home >about 80 miles south of Denver get pulled over by Highway Patrol >try to explain plate situation on acid to cops who promptly tell me that my license is also suspended >car gets impounded >friend gets driven to next town where his gf tears him a new one for doing drugs >I go to jail for 3 days >an $8.00 concert ended up costing me a vehicle and about 5 grand when all was said and done (ankle bracelet, fines etc:) >amazingly I didn't get a DUI
Go ahead and tell me what a dumbass I was etc: I really wanted to go though...
if anyone here remembers the congress in chicago, you know the mafioso security to which I am about to refer.. Some dumb show I was at exclusively to sell drugs.. gets out of hand.. some fool is getting to crazy.. carried out like a battering ram by 6 securuty dudes and literally chucked into a police van. They keep the van there till after the show to collect as many fuckers as they can. Meanwhile, cops are standing outside the van, straight jeering at the dude inside. Laughing at him, totally being unnecessarily aggressive for shits and gigs. Another time.. I get a ticket to see James Murphy at the congress. My girl and I show up super early, get front row (that place is so cool when it's nearly empty) anyway, it fills up, suddenly we glance back and there are hundreds of people behind us that we didn't see come in. Cool.jpg. Amazing show. Coldest winter night, we're dressed to dance, not be warm. We left all our shit in the car so we could dance, and not have to deal with stuff. Exit show. amazing night. rolling face. get to car.. My back window is down, a wet oil painting that was in the backseat is knocked over. WTF is happening.... we get in car and EVERY FUCKING THING IS GONE. No phones, iPods (back in the day) gone. Wallets/personal fx gone. We'd just brought IDs with us and locked everything else in the car. Did I mention it's cold AF? Here's the best part. I locked my keys in the car (intentionally, cause I could still unlock it from outside) and THE FUCKIN KEYS ARE FUCKIN GONE. They were even in a sneaky place inside the car, but they're gone. Car's still there, though?? So with no money, phones, warm clothes, we sneak onto an el train and book it to the restaurant I was working at the time, thank god open 24 hours. Get hot coffee and a phone thank you baby jesus. Call my dad who has the extra key to my car. It's like 3-4am by this point. He's wide awake and in a panic when he answers..... tbc... comment too long
>>61954417 the thief had taken my overnight bag from the trunk. rifled through it, found nothing of value, and ditched it next to a dumpster. Someone found this pile of someone's stuff next to a dumpster and turned it in to the police station. I guess my wallet was with it, because the cops were able to link my name to my parents' address/phone and hit them up. So I'm like a missing person for a couple hours, parents experiencing the ultimate parental nightmare of a kid missing in the city with their stuff found by a dumpster, while I'm getting crazy at James Murphy and then freezing my ass off trying to get across the city to call them. So.. we lived. It was an amazing night up till then. I never left anything in my car ever again.
Shit, I have another ridiculous misadventure concert story actually.. I'll post it next if this thread is still lively.
Okay, round two. So, I love Interpol. They played a show in Pilsen in Chicago that was like a secret-ish RSVP only deal. I RSVP and head out with my buddy, super early 'cause it's a first come first served thing. We roll up.. huge crowd outside. Shit, we better hurry to get in. Pay a lot attendant to park, he says we're good till 9am. Get to venue.. Totally full. No chance. I'm crushed. But determined to try my best to get the fuck inside. wander to the back, spot a fire escape and wonder if the door up there is inside the venue. There's a dude on the roof- the building has apartments too, he's at home merrily watering plants. I'm like, ayyo, can you push down that ladder? He's all, nope, but you could probably get it down. Grits teeth. Fucking might as well try. I climb up onto a windowsill, jump, catch ladder, pull that bitch down. Climbing up, I'm like, c'mon to my buddy, don't give up on me now! Some other turned-away fans in the alley are like, holy shit they're actually doing it! We get to landing. Door has no knob. Turns out, it cant be locked by regulation b/c fire escape. We sildle in. WE ARE FUCKING CENTER STAGE BEHIND THE CYC. what the fuck now what. we confer and decide to try to get into GA. Both sides have stairs and security. We go for it. I lead down one set of stairs. Theres a sign that says Interpol [arrow left] everyone else [arrow right]. We go right. Security dude totally surprised to see civilians emerge from back stage. I say, all panicked, Where's the women's room?! He points, I dash off, and my bud follows. We're lost in the crowd and see one of the best shows of my life. After the show we go to the parking lot. Empty. Maybe it's the one a block further south? Also empty. Car has been towed. We finally get a cab, hit an atm so I can get my car outta hoc, and go deep AF south side to find the tow lot. SUCH AN EVIL SKETCHY PLACE. Costs me about three fiddy to get my car (actually, though) Thank god I had the dough at that point. tbc.....
>>61954571 that was actually pretty fortunate. Got the car. Driving home.. IT WAS FUCKING WORTH IT ANYWAY. but god damn did that suck. And I had paid for parking in the first place. Lot guy said I was good till 9 am, but was only good till 9pm. cool.
i waited 8 hours front row in the sun in july to see kanye at a festival. one of the worst experiences in my life. all the other acts were fucking trash as well. lost all of my friends in the crowd about 4 hours in lol. one of them fainted and didn't even get to see the show.
also had to deal with:
> sassy black bitches trying to constantly take my place and start screaming and insulting me when i wouldn't budge > had to piss about 4 hours in. kept drinking water because i would have dehydrated otherwise. about 6 hours in i fucking pissed myself a little. had the best piss of my life when ye was done > drunk and high niggas trying to steal my stuff and get angry because i wouldn't move > generally just people pushing and hitting me so i would move. stood my fucking ground though. > girls and dudes fainting all over the place and security pulling them out over my head constantly. some idiot always ended up accidentally kicking/hiting my fucking head.
two girls started fighting right in front of me at a Chvrches show, pulling hair and shit. I don't even know how it started, but they stopped pretty quickly. not to mention it was a really boring show and the crowd was 90% edm kids.
>music festival in my country >drinking with friends while trying to find which concert we should go to >man there's [shittiest hungarian rock band] playing half an hour from now >nah, I ain't gonna go to it >oh come on man x10 >fine, but if it's shit, I'm coming back to this table >nice >go to concert >mfw there isn't a mosh pit or anything, people are just straight up beating eachother while shitty hungarian rock is playing
>>61954872 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMRQ4LP4tcE Just imagine a bunch of tracksuits, some western euros and a shitload of bald fat faux metal fans fucking bashing eachothers head in while something like this is playing. I fucking hate the hungarian music scene.
went to warped tour a couple years ago. i saw terror and got punched straight to the nose by some meat head crowd killer. felt really dizzy for a bit, but got over it. later that day went to go see stray from the path and got pushed into the barrier face first and my nose got even more fucked up, starting bleeding all over my counterparts and had the biggest head ache for so long. fuck warped tour and fuck meat heads
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