ITT: Post fictional bands and anons rate them

jazz trio + noise musician

>>61948761
7/10, would be better if it was an industrial minimal synthpop band
>>61948796
8/10

my suggestion: an octet that combines cutesy indie pop and complicated avant-prog

Rap collective made up of Tibetan monks called Dalai and the Lamas

Michael Gira and a band of orphans

Flowers and Radioactive Fields

>a four member twee sludge band. They are influenced by Melvins and Heavenly

>>61948824
OP here, that's also what I was thinking of, but couldn't find the right genre to describe it in the moment

>>61948897
wtf/10

Hawaiian black metal with slide guitar tremolo riffs and steel drum blast beats.

>>61948850
Michael Gira leading a school chior

>>61948761
Not electronic, but close. Check it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrbxWOMpwfs

>>61948761
that sounds fedora as hell

>>61948796
pretty sure otomo yoshihide has done this

>>61948850
that's just Swans farn

>>61948824
not sure about the octet thing but Asa-Chang & 巡礼 could fit. haco's stuff too.

>>61949084
lol, blur make literally no other references to clockwork orange in their work.
great video tho, jonathan glazer is a GOAT director.

All-chav band that only does garage punk covers of Oasis

>>61949248
Yeah, but I couldn't think of anything more like what OP said hehe

> Powerviolence with shoegaze guitars and feminine vocals

>>61948761
>A progressive rock drummer, an acid rock guitarists, a no wave bass player and a female sax player walk into a bar...

That or take This Heat, early Sonic Youth and Throbbing Gristle and that is the dream band I would listen to.

>>61948761
An experimental/industrial hip hop trio consisting of a math rock drummer, an electronic producer, and a rapper lead vocalist.

>>61949020
Overall 6/10 (pretty good, all things considered) with the occasional 10/10 track.
>>61949332
8/10, one 10/10 album. Would probably be one of my favorite bands.

>Post-shoegaze with Godspeed-tier 20-minute songs.

>>61949526
wait a minute

>>61948761
The Deedlebutt Browns
aka
The Deedlebutt Tans

>>61948761
Shoegaze+Rap+Ska+a pinch of thrash metal

Bunch of guys dressed up in Janitor outfits with goatees and shaved heads.

Entire theme of concerts and props are cleaning product based.

Each album is a cleaning pun

Each song name forms a large cleaning process with a simple back story.

Example-1st song named bleach 2nd song named toilet brush. Album was about cleaning toilets all along.

They call themselves the Bleach heads

Experimental hip-hop with a Japanese girl as the rapper and all the samples are either from old chanson songs or Tetsuo: The Iron Man

An industrial band that is also prog/jam and wears outlandish clothing (imagine Soviet Ziggy)

>>61949649
This reminds me of Leftover Crack for some reason.

>>61948986
I want to hear this now.

>>61949702
>Japanese girl rapping
muhdick/10

A group of Southern Gospel Choir singers claim to have gone back in time and have actually met and spoken too Jesus Christ and sing about the everyday shit Jesus would do.

>Bluegrass band that uses tribal percussive instruments

pls I want this to exist so badly

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>>61948761

Kuwait Grips

Westerners culturally appropriating japanoise

>>61948986
Better: make it folk metal instead and have the acoustics be ukulele's

A grindcore band with 20 minute tracks of chaos with cool and melodic interlude.

>>61949649
the genre combination sounds like sublime. could be a pretty wacky band 2bqh

>>61949629
>Post-shoegaze with Godspeed-tier 20-minute songs.

That could be neat, like broken up into movements.

Slow, crushing no-wave/noise rock band where the frontman performs naked looking like thishttps://youtu.be/6gYBXRwsDjY?t=3m25s
Vocals are distorted animalistic grunts and screams.

Ambient shoegaze, but all percussion is replaced with finger snapping

Trap beats to sampled sounds of nature

>>61950169
>grindcore
>tracks longer than one minute
interesting concept. I'd listen to it based on that description alone, but I don't know if it would be any good.
>>61950339
Best one ITT

>>61949702
I would listen to this

All the band members are extremely talented but ugly nerds with big noses
Except for the singer who's a cute japanese girl and barely speaks english
They play twee shoegaze

Marina & the Diamonds, but she performs every show completely nude

A rap duo made up of a white girl from the ghetto and a black girl from suburbia, most songs are slow and about alienation from society

>>61950148
You're fucking disgusting.

That can be the side project of the vocalist, who is a native Hawaiian. The guitarist can do incredibly heavy surf rock as his solo project.

>>61950440
expanding on this idea, she also farts on my face after every show, when she's all sweaty

>>61948986
I'm interested

>>61950474
rude, and a bit strange

>>61950440
>>61950474
i'm with you apart from the farting
that shit is weird

>>61950534
fuck off ya fuckin loser

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>>61950464
>You're fucking disgusting.

hey man that was just uncalled for desu

Polka metal.

The band is named Haggendeath

a J-pop duo of two bisexual Asian traps influenced by Shibuya-kei, Kyary Pamyu Pamyu and Coil

A Rap Metal/Stoner Doom band that derives most of its lyrics from Michael Moorcock novels.

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Black metal band but all the vocals are replaced with yodeling

Twelve + member power funk collective with influences in big band, psychedelic rock, political/conscious hip hop, and and a touch of groove metal.

Nine Japanese high school girls become idols to save their school from shutting down.

One person dragging a microphone across various surfaces

>>61948850
would just sound like modern swans

>>61948897
most people would just listen for the novelty and to be all like "hey guys this is so random amirite" and their actual musical talent would be sadly overlooked

>>61948986
they'd release one amazing album and then get boring and predictable but keep going for years and years regardless

>>61949282
my cousins would love them

>>61949629
they'd be hailed as the most exciting new development in rock music, accolades everywhere
and they'd deserve most of them

>>61949702
suburban weeaboos give them a sort of cult following but literally nobody else cares

>>61949714
they'd get accused of racism at least once in their career

>>61950090
i would fucking love them and i guess you would too
nobody else would really give a shit though

>>61950306
>Slow, crushing no-wave/noise rock band where the frontman performs naked
>Vocals are distorted animalistic grunts and screams
this is all literally just early swans
i mean admittedly gira doesn't have that outfit but everything else is a match

>>61950440
great idea desu

>>61950442
pitchfork would love them but they wouldn't really be very good
every review of any of their projects would feature the word "subversive" a minimum of three times

A Japanese hard rock, punk, and power pop band formed in the late-1970s and is a major influence on the course of modern J-rock and pop. Think Ramones music with Clash lyrics and a distinct personality sense of humor that sets them apart from the other groups of their day and challenges the established Japanese pop industry at the turn of the 80s.

>>61948761
So, Men Without Hats?

>>61950905
That's just The Gerogerigege

>>61950905
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>Miles Davis joins with Aaron Funke to create Neo Cubist Acid Jazz

Give me your cunt

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One of those typical lost classic 60's psych bands, but the leader is a native american beatnik that plays church organ, they create a freak folk masterpiece album in 1963 but are completely forgotten.

>>61950705
Oh so maggot brain but heavier?

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>Tropical industrial
>consists of indigenous drumming styles, wood wind instruments, and ambient tape loops of nature. Maybe some synths thrown in there for good measure too.

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A tall browless and pale guy with a feminine haircut and 3 of his childhood friends playing indie-folk music for the sake of playing music and not for fame

>>61951508
Look up the Wooden Cupboard, it's industrial forest drone from James Ferraro in like 2004.

Shiva in Limbo

Mid-90s tribal ambient duo of Indian trance mixed with voodoo calypso folk from Trinidad, with lo-fi sequencers mixed with simultaneous chanting in multiple languages

>>61951601
would torrent album from some shady site

Under the Sea
deep house/ambient with heavy use of samples from underwater recordings and old spongebob episodes, tape loops included, has ween vocalist feature

>>61951587
Pretty good. Not crazy about the lo fi quality though