Choose one to act as your bodyguard...the other five hunt you down and try to kill you
The fact that so many /mu/tants still name Mike Patton as “the greatest or most significant or most influential” bodyguard ever only tells you how far /mu/ still is from becoming a serious fight club. Martial arts critics have long recognized that the greatest kung fu fighters of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Warfare critics rank the highly controversial Clausewitz over strategians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. /mu/tants are still blinded by commercial success. Patton is hired more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore he must be the greatest. Martial art critics grow up mastering kung fu arts of the past, warfare critics grow up reading a lot of classical strategy works of the past. /mu/tants are often totally ignorant of the bodyguards of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that Mike Patton did anything worthy of being saved.
The right choice is obviously Scruffy