Post "Fuck Pitchfork review" moments here

fuck pitchfork in every way all the time dude

>you must be a boring as fuck conformist or i hate you
kill yourself OP

there are so many things to hate about pitchfork, them disagreeing with your opinion is probably the worst though

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what did they mean by this?

>>61876350
that was shit tho

>>61876360
Fucking pleb you probably like kendrick lamar

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>>61876379

>>61876421
goof meme

>>61876308
I agree, RHP deserves no more than a 6

>>61876540
I think the whole pleb/patrician thing is pretty laughable but I can't help but feel that the former applies to you here.

>>61876540
shit taste detected

>>61876308
>>61876277
these are good reasons

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>>61876132
Pic related, or any Brent DiCrescenzo review desu.

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Pretty sure they gave a very low score to De-Loused too.

>>61877054
literally what

>>61876132
>>61877054
how am I suppose to know what albums you're talking about? I don't remember every single rating that publications give to albums

>>61877054
Arab Strap?

>>61877205
Tyranny is actually fucking sick

>>61877260
>these are the reviews for Nils Fram's "spaces"

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Some essentials

>>61877319
that didn't get 0.0

i'm thinking >>61877054 is NYC Ghosts & Flowers

>>61877205
>an ensemble of diarrhea-afflicted Down's Syndrome chimpanzees taking a collective dump in someone's garage

p4k wouldn't even dream putting something like that up today

>>61877260
>>61877319
>>61877383
Zarieeka, but it happened something similar with NYC Ghosts and Flowers, it's not that great as an album but the review is prime cringe material.
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/7342-nyc-ghosts-flowers/

>>61877383
>>61877319
it's Zaireeka by the Flaming Lips

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this is rated lower than SB2H

>>61877370
>It Me Taylor Swift Literal Underdog

is p4k outsourcing their writers to india now?

>>61877205
iirc the actual text of that ulver review could be summed up with "I expected a coil ripoff and they did something else so it was bad" but with more trademark pitchfork pseudo-intellectualism. that said I think there were a lot of legitimate complaints they could've leveled against that album.

>>61876132

I wish someone could explain Pitchfork's hardon for Future, everything he does is well-received by them and I literally dont understand the appeal.

>>61877250
Accurate

>>61876132

>Nils Frahm

MAH NIGGA

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>>61877185
What are you >implying

>>61876540
Tracking your IP as we speak

>>61876308
>Young Thug- Barter 6
>8.4
>Red House Painters- Down Colorful Hill
>8.2
I wanted to die when I saw the score

>>61876132
Yo, it's a 7.8 compared to 9's. I think you'll live lmao.

>>61879524
yo, kill yourself

>>61877370
this is actually a wonderful compendium
good work

>>61877713
two words
Conde
Nast

>>61877185
kek this is one of the few times pitchfork got it right

>>61877713
March Madness is a certified banger and a 10/10 track and maybe a handful of other songs are pretty good too (peacoat, turn on the lights, honest, news or somthn, i serve the base) but the overwhelming majority of his stuff is fucking garbage, true

>>61877713
Eh, the scores are definitely inflated but I'd say he's the best trap artist. Fun songs and good beats. At least they're not trying to shoehorn some race relations bullshit into it.

>>61879767
>kek
>'kek'
yeah, seems about right

>>61877185
Good, they actually consistently called out mars volta on their bullshit.

>>61880034
yeah but that rating doesn't fit the review. i mean a fucking 2??? the review actually says quite a few good things about the album

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>>61880562

>>61876132
i found out about spaces thru vinyl me please, i have the LP. p great, would be better without the last track with that abrupt faded end

>>61880681
He's right you spick

>>61878348
>album is called Barter 6
>gets an 8
He got more than he bargained for outta that one

>>61877370
Ariana Grande is not black tho

>>61877473
and rightfully so