bad album cover edition
How will you react when this ends up as AOTY?
Thoughts on this 2016 thrash metal release?
I just listened to it and I liked it a lot. It doesn't really sound like thrash to me but I believe you.
Seriously dude go to a bandcamp or soundcloud thread. Nobody will like you there either but at least you'll be following the rules. If I see you ost in the bandcamp thread I'll give you a proper critique and show you my shit. I swear. Just please get the incredible FUCK out of here.
some decent HM-2core from this year. Sounds like ZOM and Acephalix
It's not the melodic sensibilities that don't sound liike thrash. I didn't really hear any of the typical rhythmic qualities of thrash. Like fast palm muted riffs with d-beat ish drum patterns with double kicks. shit like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znI-Mv394ug It reminds me more of destrage than anything else, acutally. I don't know what I;d call it if i didn;t call it thrash though, so thrash it is.
Yeah but it's cheesy in kind of an endearing way, and it's simple enough where it evokes more indifference in me than disgust.
Pic related is something I find legitimately hard to look at
Guys I know it's off-topic but can you please rate this 5x5, also I'm planning on printing it and framing it then puttin on my bedroom's wall
how cringy is that, heh?
pls be gentle, also -love you guys.
>It wasn't a means of advertising
oh, absolutely not, no way it could have been seen as such. nuh-uh
i like lots of shit metalcore and won't dismiss the genre like some people here do out of hand, but even if you sounded amazing i'd still laugh at you for thinking you can get away with self-promotion in genre threads, especially after we asked you to stop already. you're acting like entitle brats. piss off.
I think of Cradle of Filth and Butcher Babies as being similar because they both suck and are overly theatrical. Think of them as being on a spectrum with Carach Angren connecting them
>i like lots of shit metalcore
we knew that already! euaheuahu
have a nice life is good m8
Off topic a bit, but Sleep's Jerusalem bootleg is kinda shit for an utter masterpiece of stoner metal. But really, the original and re-release of Jerusalem/Dopesmoker look much better
Can we agree that the mid 2000s were the best time for black metal?
Your band is not special. Your band is not exceptional; no one cares about your history or the bullshit you have to say about it.
You want to sell your band? Go grovel to FB or a label to blow your shit out of proportion. If being a Rockstar is your goal, play something else.
i could definitely see myself shoplifting a poster that looked like that cover from hot topic or spencers in the year 2003
this is both tenfold better than what was originally posted and actually really good on its own merit
i want to hear surf grindcore
We all love you so much, you're the best qtest trip ever and I'm always excited to see you post, please never leave best trip
Some girls like the sense of power more than the physical pleasure and some guys like the humiliation or the prostate stimulation
Plus some strapons are double sided and stimulate the vagina of the wearer, albeit very shallowly
That's not even the bootleg, that's the official release. This is the bootleg.
This is a reply. Not an advert.
As much as I love this album, how bad is the art man. The baby standing on the dog... It's as bad as that Charlie Sheen film, Food Fight.
You're the one who's getting angry and telling people to piss off and mature retorts like "nuh-uh" is the definition of brat. A metal band asking for feedback and critique on a metal thread is a dying game, huh? Support your local scene? Nah, let's ridicule our own kind.
>nobody is envious
Maybe envy is the wrong word. But, you gotta admit... A lot of you are getting seriously hacked off in a metal thread when a someone asks for your opinion on a metal band. Are they angry through pure legitimate fury and irritation? Or is something else eating at them? There is some wiggle room for jealousy. If people were flipping out about your band, the same way they're flipping out at mine, you'd assume that jealousy is an option.
My feelings aren't hurt. I couldn't give a fuck really. I'm just baffled at the rage. This is a metal general thread! Why are people butthurt by a post within the metal thread about a metal band??
Are you advertising? You do know that's felonious here?
Personally, I'd say our shit is way in proportion. And I doubt you listened anyway.
Also, grovel to FB and labels? Wha? I take it you never read the interview.
ADVERTISING! BLOCKED FOR 11minutes! Also, I don't care for black metal. Grown ups dressed like pandas with painfully pretentious and fictitious lyrics, bearing no personal meaning. No thanks.
Also, THIS <<POST wasn't an advert.
>not liking black metal
>intruding on a very active community just to talk about yourself
>not realizing that you're just an absolute cockhole
you have to be trolling man, 8.5/10, you made people mad
>Are you advertising? You do know that's felonious here?
you're from england and you don't know electric wizard
this is a good indicator that whatever you're doing isn't working
>metalcore and djent
>well established and appreciated in the metal society
Actually no dude, have you never been outside of a metalcore community?
It's not been a long time since people can post core or djent without just being told to fuck off and most people here dislike these.
Dmshareguy was told a lot of shit for his interest in both genres
post yfw djentadvertiser is in reality FIFH in disguise trying to put some activity in a slow general
I would prefer to dominate a trap myself.
Make her wear a dress, then bend that shit over and try to force out all remaining testosterone with passionate dickings
this is all in a goodish way, she wants this as much as i do
>force out all remaining testosterone with passionate dickings
is it true, that ladyboys can't get sufficiently hard after being on hormones?
Can passionate dickings achieve the same result as hormone therapy?
pretend i said all that then posted this then
it is true that hormones fuck with ladyboy boners
and I am currently doing research into the effect of passionate dickings on hormone levels
I've never understood why guys what traps or shemales to do them but to each his own
Then they didn't like it very much, did they?
Also, I thought we'd established THAT YOU SHOULD FUCK OFF ALREADY GODDAMN
He said 13 and 13-2.
My band. hueheueh, but really it's Absu
There are even more comments than dislikes! And the comments are positive!
I get it. That's fine. You're one person. There's only 7billion on Earth.
You have 30 seconds to name a better intro than the first minute of this song. https://youtu.be/FhH5Nna41J4
>i 100%ed ff13-2
iirc from when he posted his tumblr a few years ago he reblogged some bondage/bdsm stuff but i didn't know he was THAT much of a masochist
i mean i have high tolerance for JRPG tedium but... ff13-2 100%?? that just makes me concerned about his mental state.
try another board. a lot fo people here like shitty music, but not many dig actual garbage.
If I was forced to choose between listening to your band, or some shit like Mudvayne, and if I couldn't kill myself, I would probably take Mudvayne.
advertised his djentcore band in this thread and the previous, said djent and metalcore were deservedly well respected genres, said he didn't enjoy black metal, and was generally backpedalling heavily when we didn't like his music
Mayhem, Dankthrone and Burzum are all overrated
AFJA is a 5
Keepers of the seven keys are two bad albums they kept be away from power metal and earlier helloween for a while
Tried my best unpopular opinions
No, Viraemia are terrible.
Power Metal is terrible no matter what.
I like old Burzum, Grand Declaration of War and anything since by Mayhem and no Darkthrone.
Korn technically invented djent. Technically...
I don't like djent.
xibalba and nails
Pyrrhon has a track called cancer mantra that's good for gym motivation
Cryptopsy is decent gym core if a little too intense for it
not meal but Dope Body is noise-rock/posthardcore
Pig Destroyer's Bookburner
Revenge, if you can handle it
>Everyone you loved is dead or about to die
>The enemy you face is unbeatable, unstoppable and will show no remorse
>You have a chance to run but you choice to stay and fight, knowing you will die
Metal for this feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWLr2WVhIp8 goddammit this shit ruined my day
I heard this in the last thread and now I can't listen to any harsh vocals without it sounding shit
fuck I hope this isn't permanent these vocals are so bad they ruined all the vocals adjacent to hit
I WANT TO DIE NOTHING SOUNDS GOOD ANYMORE
Is there a more life-affirming metal song than Eagle Fly Free?
Missing a ton of them still.
Don't care for DsO much but holy shit is this great!
Who is your favourite death metal vocalist?
Mine is Roman Reigns
this is really good.
>those female vocals on the first track
It's like I'm being hunted down, alone in the woods by a pack of wolves. I'm getting tired, barely surviving but knowing I'm going to die.
Can anyone recommend me more raw bm?
Like Ash Pool, Angantyr, Kaevum, Urfaust, Vordr, the list could go on...
>having an opinion that matters
lol just lol
>tfw your room looks like something out of a hacker movie
I have this cluster fuck of a mulitmonitor set up with 2 CRTs, an old ass LCD adn my laptop screen. I have so many games and consoles and broken computers that it's just stacked everywhere
What's some good hacker metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiUjgHoeZk8 more industrial metal pls, I've heard this and the other big ones, Godflesh, Ministry, Strapping Young Lad and of course
>Swans and Nine Inch Nails
I'm a pleb to this shit but I like it
Tell us about your grows.