>girls trying to flirt with you at concerts

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>mfw a woman tries to discuss music with me

uh yeah.. whatever boring "indie" rock you like is cool I guess?

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>girls

>>61756691
that has never happened to you

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>girls trying to flirt with you

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>>61756691
>5'4"
>girls never flirt with me

>see Ratatat in August
>girl behind me is grinding on me
>i'm gay
WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>used to take large quantities of MDMA and go to shows
>want to talk to someone and look around for a girl to talk to
>usually find a cute girl in the crowd just by looking around but even on MDMA I'm an awkward sack of shit
>just stay in my area and dance until the show are over

music for this feel?

>>61756910
>girl behind me is grinding on me
I'm not sure that's how that works guy

>>61756887

5'5 i know this feel

>only fat chicks

doesn't matter much to me tho, its only a problem for me when people ask if i have GF.

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>>61756910
>girl behind me is grinding on me
>girl behind me
>grinding on me
>grinding
>behind
>girl

>>61757011
>>61757583
Oh you fuckwads get what I mean. She was rubbing up all over my ass.

>>61756764
'xcuse?

I'm a girl, I don't listen to indie shit; nah I'm more into Fugazi, Orchid, Bad Religion, and Black Flag

You wish I'd discuss music with y'all :/

>>61757599
>she

>>61756914
idk aphex twin death grips and arca

>>61757599
I know anon, just givin ya shit

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>you never get her number
>you never see her again

was it my only shot?

>>61757599
>rubbing all over my ass

>>61757626
>she screams in silence
>a sullen riot penetrating through her mind

>>61757677
It's okay. There will be more, just don't fuck it up next time

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>>61757609

>>61756691
>never any good concerts where I live
>poor as fuck so I wouldn't even be able to attend
>awkward as shit so nunna this matters

>>61756691
I've never really been to a concert but a friend has made it seem like it's hard to meet women at them. But then again, he's into screamo and mostly goes to warped tour so I don't know.

>>61757733
No I am, if I was a guy pretending to be a girl this is not the thread I would do it in. Either way I'm not gonna waste time trying to convince you keks, you can make your own decision but if you think I'm a dude we'll have fun thinking that.

desu I love flirting at concerts though, nothing is better than a guy who likes the same shit I like

>>61757816
no one cares attention whore, fuck off

>>61757609
1. you're not female
2. your taste is bad

>>61757834
this is a thread about flirting at concerts, I am giving my own two cents.

you fuck off. I'm just joining in the conversation like the rest of you are

callout OP instead for being attentionwhorey enough to make their own thread about this shit

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>>61757898

>>61757863
>facepalm

I'm done arguing with you morons, kindly fuck off and stick to your precious Macintosh Plus and Seinfeld/Evangelion memes

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>be at punk show
>dude with Money Store shirt walks in
>friends all look at me
>"Anon, you should talk to that guy!"
just let it end

>Watching one of your favourite bands while groping a qt
>Then you get to shag her in that uber slutty and uber sexy attire they only put on for concerts
How can you not like that?

>>61757816
Interesting. I'll keep that in mind next time I go to a concert.
How willing would you say you're to go back to a guys hotel?

>tfw your boyfriend tells you he loves you as deep blue day starts playing and its like a movie (not trainspotting i know its in trainspotting)

>>61757928
>Seinfeld/Evangelion memes
TOO FAR BITCH

>>61756914
one time I was at a free 2chainz concert in usc (not a student or a fan dont judge me)

anyways I was on lsd and lookin to mingle but I was still too awkward so I just kinda danced in the mosh pit by myself. Then this girl started grinding on me but I couldn't get hard since I was too gone. She started grinding harder and shaking her ass like into me and pushing me back and my dick wasn't having any of it so she whispers to her guy friend, and then the guy friend starts grinding on me. I'm not gay so still not hard and it was just awkward. Eventually we were all separated by this fight that was started by some guy freaking out and shouting nonsense at everyone. He looked like those people in those pcp freakout videos.

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>>61757609
>entry-level boring /mu/ drone
>You wish I'd discuss music with ya'll :/
Make like a woman and go fuck yourself.

>>61756764
This

>>61758006
Depends, but if the guy I meet has good taste and a great personality, the chances are I would

>>61758029
B) lol

>>61756691
I've had that a few times, I guess I'm somewhat attractive but I'm completely socially retarded, I once blew my chances with some girl at a gig who was flirting with me and then went to kiss me but I was far too drunk and nervous and I kissed her really awkwardly and then apologized and then she went off with some other guy the rest of the night, with a fedora no less

>>61758136
>with a fedora

dude that sucks :( nobody wants to lose to a guy in a fedora

>>61758054
How do you even handle yourself on /psy/s at shows? Too chaotic for me. Took 2-CB at an EDM show once and almost had a meltdown. Had to leave the venue.

>girl flirts with you
>girl gets too drunk and ends up falling asleep before you can ask her number

>>61757609
overrated post

>>61758272
the fuck?

>>61757609

Do you listen to L O N D O N Calling by the Clash?

>>61756887
>6'2"
>know this feel
the grass isn't greener on the other side

this has never happened to me, and i get flirted with and eyefucked all the time in normal life

>>61758300
The Clash are fucking god-tier, of course I listen to them

>super excited for shamir
>heart melting at concert
>girl nearby keeps loudly telling people around her that i'm the only one who understands how much she loves shamir
>try not to pay attention to her
>she wont shut up about how into the music i seem
>she tries to follow me after the set is done to talk to me about shamir
>run away

WHEN'S HIS NEW ALBUM COMING

>>61756887
>5'6"
being the same height as most girls I talk to bums me out
>seriously considering taking hgh

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>>61757609

>>61758154
had friends who were also tripping, and at the time I was convinced that everyone in the crowd was drunk or on something, which made me a lot more comfortable. We met another group who was on molly, people were passing out in the crowd in between acts, etc.

>>61756691
courtney barnett sorta hit on me once; however she's a lesbian so idk

>>61758588
As a girl I can say I prefer not having to step on my tiptoes every time I want to kiss a guy. embrace your height dude

>>61758588
>hgh
hormone growth (t)herapy?

>>61758635
Haven't you told this story before? Sounds familiar

>>61758635
are you the op from that thread from the other day

>>61758641
human growth hormone fahm

>>61758661
>>61758647
yes thats me

she still hasn't responded btw

>>61758298
See >>61758272

>>61758641
>hgh
human growth hormone dumbass

>>61758683
????????

>>61758690
are you gonna a poast noodz or not you fucking whores

>>61758679
thread?

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>>61758661
>>61758647
I fucked up so hard the other day...

just look at her guys

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>>61757599
>she
>rubbing up all over my ass

>>61758686
nice try nerd, but I can tell the difference between hghd and hgh, you dense shithead

>>61758668
thanks fªm

>>61758702
Fuck off kek

Also since when was I plural??

>>61758750
Can you link to the thread you posted?

>>61757816

are you baptised roman catholic

if yes

pls be my wife

>>61758813
>>61758718
how?

>>61758833
...Actually I was, although I have renounced my faith since, hah

You like Orchid too? I rarely ever find Orchid fans on here :/

>>61758335
You're just ugly. Being over 6' is better than winning the powerball.

>>61758813

>>61709994

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The only time this happened to me it was a German chick who was in her 60s

>>61758933
thanks senpai

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>>61757609
who was the guy that you slept that introduced you to those bands?

>>61758875
>I rarely ever find Orchid fans on here :/
lurk moar then luv

are you the ginger that posts on /soc/

>>61758933
it gets derailed real quick tho

>>61756764
*tips*

>>61758952
I got into them myself...? My bassist introduced me to Fugazi though.

>>61756691
>tfw cuddled a pretty cute girl during MBV performance
>tfw afterwards we just said "thanks" to each other and went separate ways

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>>61757928
U banter like a pathetic female. Perhaps you actually are one.

>>61758066
>implying we all arent entry level boring /mu/ drones
wew

>>61757609
Fuck all these memers, I like those bands too. May I follow you on spotify m'lady?

>>61759038
I am actually extremely involved in the patrician scene. Speak for yourself.
>>61758785
Post nudes immediately.

>>61758965
No lol

>>61758761
you realize that grinding is enjoyable for both sexes right

>>61759070
>patrician scene
entry level boring /mu/ drone spotted

>>61759062
I don't use Spotify :/ I buy cassettes and vinyls sorry

>>61757609
stop trying so hard

>>61759092
My taste is great (Autechre, Killing Joke, Brian Eno, Neu!, New Order, Depeche Mode, Stereolab, Outkast, Robyn, Tangerine Dream, Kraftwerk, LCD Soundsystem, Porcupine Tree, The Cure, David Bowie, Kate Bush, and so on). I can say that Art Angels is pop genius, like it or not.

>>61759092
>can't spot the irony

>>61759017
Ugh

>>61759070
Kindly fuck off

>>61759117
I come to /mu/ to discuss music, what about that is me being a tryhard

>>61759154
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.. Now post nudes.

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>>61759096
Why are women so vapid and materialistic?
>i need to own piles of plastic
>trying to buy authenticity with daddy's credit card
I guarantee 99% of the music you listen to is digital music on your iphone.

This is why women should be seen and not heard.

>>61759164
Uh what the actual fuck? First off I am not new to /mu/, second of all what jokes? Third of all, stop asking for nudes. Geez get a life, kek.

Holy fucking shit.

>>61759208
I can't stop laughing holy fuck.

I listen to vinyl because I like vinyl. I listen to cassette because I like making my friends mixtapes. The only music I have on my phone are FLACs of bands I sort of like.

Hahahaha fuck off.

>>61759217
You think I give a fuck about your opinion? As if convenience is a bad thing, are you a socialist? Communist? Do you think Capitalism is bad? Do you think everyoine has the time or energy to set up a camping trip and backpack into the middle of nowhere every singkle time? What about people with families? Gonna death march in your 3 year old just to get somewhere you don't have to pay? Are you a fucking moron? You sure are, and you sound like a piece of shit. Nice simpsons fucking picture dude, I don't give a fuck if you're a mug piece of shit dude if I met you I'd skin your dick dude you have no fucking idea. You keep your smug bullshit to yourself motherfucker cuz I don't care, no one cares, your opinion is just that, an opinion, you keep up that attitude you're going to get your shit pushed in mother fucker. So relax chill the fuck out a little and stop being such a little bitch people are fucking allowed to pay for whatefver they want. DO YOU NEED AN AR15 DO YOUNEED A CAR LEL PAYING OR ANYTHING? LELEL you sound so fucking stupid i want to reach through the screen and beat the fuck out of you dude, get the fuck out of /out/ you dumbfuck no one likes you your mother is a whore and your kids are raped pieces of faggot who do drugs and sniff each others pussies and assholes you faggot now post nudes.

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>>61756764
>>61757609
Unmatched; I wish shit taste were a reason

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>>61759247
...the list goes on...

>>61759244
>she collects physical music
That's not how you get patrician dick, stupid fucking cunt.

>>61759245
omg have fun with all that

I'll be happily sitting in the corner laughing at your lame attempt at wank

>>61759154
A U S T R A L I A

>>61759298
It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.

That said.

In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.

An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.

My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.

>>61759298
>>61759320
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).

I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.

Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.

>>61759298
>>61759320
>>61759330
I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.

I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.

I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.

>>61759320
Great I don't care, glad you're proud of yourself at least...

>>61759281
I'm not trying to

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>>61759330
>>61759320
>>61759341
I love this one.

>>61759298
>>61759320
>>61759330
>>61759341
I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.

I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.

I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.

>>61759298
>>61759320
>>61759330
>>61759341
>>61759342
>>61759344
>>61759350
The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.

I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.

>>61759298
>>61759320
>>61759330
>>61759341
>>61759342
>>61759344
>>61759350
>>61759373
That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).

I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).

And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.

All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me enough to post nudes?

>>61759373
What is your point??

>"send nudes"
Yeah m8 you are a gr8 feminist I r8 8 out of 8

Ugh

I will never pretend to like Alt-J

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>>61759428
Shut the fuck up immediately. God damn.

>>61757609
>I'm a girl
gross

I'm 19 years old.

I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.

I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.

I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.

I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.

Both my parents are alive and in good health.

I have no regrets.

I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.

I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.

I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.

I will live a good life at your expense.

>>61756691

thought about greentexting my experience with the singer of a shoegaze band, who went from coffee shops to the verge of blowing up...

how she was a cutie and i started going to all their shows.

and because they were in small venues and it was a local scene, it would have been very easy to get to know her.

but i only looked at her while she was on stage, and would totally ignore her before and after she went on. maybe said 10 words to her over a year and a half.

but she had a blog. and i read it. and she was into cool music and turned me on to a lot of obscure (at the time) stuff. and she'd post little vignettes about her life and whatnot. and it was all very cosy.

but then i kinda forgot about it. stopped paying attention.

and how one night, maybe 2 years since their last show (they broke up because it was couple, and they broke up, and this was kind of a reunion show), they opened for a decently sized indie buzzband. and that night she kept looking at me while she was on stage and smiling.

and when the headliners went on, i was drinking a beer and kinda into watching them.

and she appeared five feet to my left. kinda half dancing. and she kept looking over at me.

and i only looked over once. and i remember her looking at me and smiling and doing a little head shake.

but i never went over and talked to her.

i took off before the show ended.

drove home telling myself i'd talk to her at the next show.

but there was never another show. they never played after that night.

looked her up feeling nostalgic a few months ago (3 years later).

she became a teacher. got married. got pregnant. quit teaching. and now has a one year old.

i'm still doing nothing.

so if a girl tries to flirt with you at a concert, please flirt back. you may regret it, but regretting not doing it is so much worse.

>>61759481
Cool story bro

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>>61759493
God fucking dammit, dude. Too close to home. Delete this.

>>61759486
Great that you're content with your life! Few people are. You probably don't believe me, but I am happy for you.

That being said, I won't be posting nudes. I have so many better things to do with my time :/

>>61758635
>sorta hit on me
dude I saw that thread you are so full of shit. You spilled tour spaghetti hard

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>>61759493
>and that night she kept looking at me while she was on stage and smiling.

>>61757609
id hit it

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this thread derailed so quickly lmao

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>>61759537
>I have so many better things to do with my time :/
Clearly you don't, because that's not even me. That post wasn't even in reply to you. Jesus Christ, just post nudes or shut up already. Literally nobody cares that you read the /mu/core punk chart, you basic cunt. Do you ever stop your attention whoring for two fucking seconds to assess the situation and realize you're not interesting to literally anyone that you're addressing? God damn.

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>>61756691
Fucking kek this reminded me of something

>At a festival
>Cage the elephant on stage
>basically packed stage
>Im shitfaced
>grooving hard as fuck
>Some chick comes up to me
>puts her arm around my neck
>Tells me to sip her beer
>Kisses me on the cheek
>At this point im so blasted with autism I forget how to speak
>She pulls out a bag of molly
>Takes a key bump
>Giggles and says "you're cute"
>Walks away from me further into the crowd staring at me the entire time
>I keep watching her make her way deep in the crowd
>She finds some 6'5 beastmode chad thundercock
>within 5 seconds shes making out with him
>within 10 seconds shes on his shoulders screaming wildly

>>61759638
>being too shitfaced at a festival to get any hints
every damn time

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>this thread

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>>61759594
literally just two autists going at at it

salsa

>>61759208
>Why are women so vapid and materialistic?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>implying men dont buy the absolutely useless plastic dogshit that is vinyl 10x more often than women buy them
W E W
E
W

>>61759849
hmu with an email address m'lady I'll send you some Urban Outfitters promo codes.

>>61758635
story?

>>61759861
i know this is just a ruse but in all honesty i have like 5 CDs and the rest is digital

>>61759861
[email protected]

>>61759893
Likewise. All demo CD's as well. I don't own any physical movies and the only physical books I own are rare/valuable more or less or secondhand comics and shit I haven't gotten rid of yet.

Good feel.
>>61759925
>being angry at a joke
lol go fucking cry about it

>>61759939
But what if ur digital stuff deletes someday D:

>>61759970
Like what, a drive failure?

How can you teenage boys maintain that "women are memes" when this thread exists


Moving along, I miss the boy I cuddled with at the neutral milk hotel gig 3 years ago and then never saw again

>>61760000
The "women are memes" thing is a meme, dummy. Don't take it seriously.
Source: Me; perpetrator of memes and nineteen year old virgin.

>>61759638
>tfw assigned to fake boyfriend and guard duty for my sister on every goddamn festival she wanders off to

>>61756887
> be 6'2"
> be a fat cunt
> know this feel as well

>>61760014
I'm well aware of that anon, I'm not new. But that girl on this thread that everyone is having a go at clearly is. mu needs to break her in a bit more

>>61758750
just text her 'haha sorry for hitting on you I was on E'

>>61760062
lol people would have a go at her gender impartial. She's an attention whore wanting to win street cred for liking shitty entry-level punk. It's embarrassing.

>>61760033
you can lose weight at literally any time, but short people cant just gain height
and ill let you in on a secret: c&s is a literal weight loss hack

>>61759939
But what if ur digital stuff deletes someday D:

>>61760062
Break me in?? I've been here six months. Fuck off kek

>>61760122
Like what, a drive failure?

Tfw an eighteen year old virgin who actually has a lot of guys talk to her but curves every single one of them and never goes out because of crippling depression/anxiety and I just post on mu all day because I feel a sense of belonging here even though I'm still fresh of the boat from tumblr 2 years after I stopped using it and am offended by a lot of things said about women on here but I secretly like it

>>61760144
ye

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>>61760142
>six months
>not new
Pick one and only one, fucking pleb.

>>61760147
That's some decent bait

>>61760142
Sweetie stop saying "Kek" I don't think you know how it's supposed to be used. And 6 months is still pretty new. Please consider no longer taking these guys' bait/leaving this thread

>>61760147
I can honestly say I've never had Tumblr for longer than two weeks, that place is a shithole.

I'm not eighteen and I'm not offended? I'm just both laughing and tired of all this crap

>>61760147
>crippling depression/anxiety
it's the best, right? i hate myself, so i can't accept that anyone likes me.

>>61760179
>>61760162
Omfg that post wasn't bait or me making fun of you. I'm the other girl and that is my reality

>>61756887
>5'10"
>girls flirt with me
>gay

it never gets better

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>>61760158
RAID NAS and a firesafe of a couple backup SSD's. It's really not difficult at all to just be prepared.
>>61760179
>I'm not eighteen and I'm not offended? I'm just both laughing and tired of all this crap
Why do you think this post is about you? Are you seriously so paranoid that you're just responding to every extraneous reply ITT? She's not even addressing you. You've got issues. Seriously.

>>61760202
Oh, thought you were taking the piss outta me haha.
Sorry to hear you have depression/anxiety. Hope it gets better soon :( < 3

>>61756914
lolicore

>>61757737
looks like your town needs a legit part planner/event organizer. music facilitator

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probably one of the worst threads i've seen on this site in a long time

/mu/ really is a fucking awful board. borderline /r9k/ tier

>>61757626
Late to the party but kek

>>61760212
>not being a part of the bisexual master race

>6'2"
>thinning hair so I have a fucked up hair line.
>grills flirt with me
>drown in pussy

Just being tall and slightly /fit/ is a god send.

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>>61760268
SALSA

>tfw no 18 yo tumblr refugee virgin gf with depression who stays home shit posting on /mu/ all day

>>61760327
Hello, >>61760147 here... Can I have your number... I'll try my best not to wait until you develop feelings and then ghost you

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>>61760147
noice

>>61760327
fucking this!
I would love to have a tumblr refugee virgin gf who digs my shoegaze shit.
Hell I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to sniff her butthole.

>>61757700
i like this

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>>61759096
I am a woman and this might be the most retarded post I've ever read.7/10 for making me reply

>>61757933
kind of unrelated, but i'd kill for a NLDW shirt

>>61760382
I'm allowed to buy cassette and vinyl. 90% of everyone on here does, so...
Exactly what are you tryna say?

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>>61760451
>90% of everyone here does

This is how we know you're new

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>>61760451
> 2016
> exclusively listening to analog
> being This edgy

>>61760507
this basically.

And I would understand collecting your favourite vinyls to support the artists and having a physical copy but holy shit. You actually pay money for everything you listen to, and in fucking casette format?
This is why women are a meme.

If everything you listen to you own as a physical copy you clearly don't listen to virtually any music or fund your fucking pointless bastardization of a hobby with your parents' credit card. Fuck off

>>61759540
literally this.

>i hit on her
>she got uncomfortable and told me she had a girlfriend
>the end

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>>61760567
damn.

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>>61756691
>tfw spent the last half of a NMH gig flirting with a qt blonde girl who was like
5'4

was nice

>>61760628
Filthy fucking casual

>>61760628
Are you from Australia because if this was the Sydney gig I might've been that girl. I think about you sometimes

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>>61760680
I wish I could reconnect like a year later with someone like this after a gig but I was at one of their UK shows

>>61760567
I like music, so I buy vinyls! And I buy cassettes because they are fun to you with. I am happy to spend the money. I'm also allowed to buy whatever the fuck I wanna buy. You have a problem with that? Wank somewhere else.

>>61760806
How many vinyls do you own? If 90% of the music you listen to are vinyls like you said then I'd assume you'd be at around 300-400 vinyls or like I said, you don't even really listen to music and should go back to lurking until you've actually got something worthwhile to share. Fuck off whore

>>61760792
I can't deal with these feels.... My heart aches

>>61760828
I don't have to own them to listen to them? I live in a sharehouse with my friends and we all have a joint collection of vinyls, not to mention cassettes. Ugh

>>61760680
>qt NMH-loving blond girl
DONDON

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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>>61760842
So you don't actually own more than 10 or so vinyls and probably spend all your time listening to 10-15 different bands at most. You limit yourself to 2 or 3 genres and you have absolutely no interesting opinions concerning anything related music, because you have absolutely no idea about music. Now can you please fuck off or get a trip so I can filter you

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>>61760806
I never said you couldn't buy them?its just that being in fact proud of listening exclusively to analog is like choosing to wring out your clothing in a stream or not vaccinating your children
As I said
>2016

>>61760844
Please......... If there are any dark haired males here in their mid twenties who attended the Sydney NMH show in 2013... Please

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>>61760624
>mfw he's putin on sunglassses

>>61760864
Excuse me?

I own around seventy-ninety vinyls and out of my five friends in the sharehouse, I have the smallest collection. Mind you I'm the only one with Orchid, The Clash, OFF!, etc records, my friends own My Bloody Valentine, Bad Religion, TJAMC, Black Flag, Fugazi, and Ministry records. This is not even close to the amount of songs/artists/genres we have on tape. Kindly fuck off unless you know what the fuck you are talking about. I know a lot more about music and underground music culture than you'd think.

>>61760873
I like buying vinyl and cassette, it's my personal preferred method of music consumption.

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>girl gives me hint
>or is it a hint?
>I could try
>but I could fail
>fucking terrified
>get completely wasted so I can pretend not to remember the incident

>>61757738
I met my ex at a folk festival. It's just a right place at the right time thing.

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>>61760962
Yes honey, I did read your post. That's what I'm criticising you for. In the same fashion maybe you should discontinue using running water too, it's far to modern and just doesn't hold the authenticity of shitting in the street now dose it ?
There are only three options here
1 you're genuinely stupid enough to believe that analog is the superior format and therefore spend copious amounts of money to maintain a comprehensive verity of music, enough to post opinions on a music forum. In which case, I'm sorry.for you and your family.
2 you're edge lord about digital and probably have a mice and men lyrical tattoo and feel superior to everyone else because for some reason records are cool right now in which case an hero
3 you're a liar and you do listen to digital and don't rely on analog as you say
In any case gtfo with this edgy shit

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>be at concert
>stand around outside between two bands
>girl comes up to me
>spouting complete nonsense
>says I look like jesus
>shows me off to all her friends
>at least they shared a spliff with me
>says I have great hair and plays with it
>while her bf sits next to her
>right before I go, asks
"Anon, do I seem nice or mean to you?"
>"let's just say you seem really drunk"
"Yeah, let's just say that"
>all the while this stupid smile and little girl voice
>go home

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>>61757609

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>>61759428

>>61761084
Sorry my reply is so late, I was too busy laughing at your post.
I know vinyl and cassette are not superior listening avenues. Doesn't mean I can't like them, though! I don't care about how you listen to music or how I "should" listen to music. It's got nothing to do with me wanting to be "edgy" or any of that bullshit. I grew up around vinyls and cassettes and I continue to use them because they are like second nature to me. Stop trying to claim that I am sticking with analogue to be edge in 2016, that isn't the case at all dipshit. It's got fuck all to do with authenticity, that isn't what makes vinyl/cassette my preferred listening method at ALL.
Also, I don't have a single tattoo. I'm not trying to be edgy, fucking hell. I just enjoy my own things. If you don't like that, great. I don't give a fuck.
Again, I don't listen to anything I love on digital. The only FLACs I have were sent to me as recommendations, I don't keep them on vinyl or cassette because they aren't what I primarily listen to.

idiot!

>>61761175
Why do you prefer them then ? Please

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>>61756887
>1,85
>still no girl talks to me

>>61761175
>feeling the need to explain yourself THAT HARD
>on an Iranian underwater basket weaving imageboard

>>61761175
It's like you obviously have a device so that means you're just deliberately refusing to use digital music Streaming ? Lol wtf
Edge lord

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>>61756887
>6'4''
>never leave room
it's not working

>>61761207
>Streaming
christ thats even more retarded than buying vinyl

>>61761190
Because I grew up around them, I like their method of operation, and I like the small crackles and pops and hisses that develop over time. I also like collecting. Happy?

>>61761207
I don't want to use a streaming service because I prefer getting music recs. from people I know than from a machine. I had Spotify years ago and it gave me shitty recs. Seriously fuck off if you can't accept I don't like streaming apps.

>no girls ever flirt with me but im good looking (300 tinder matches in a few months)

music for this feel

>>61761346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK45BBCrK4Y

>>61761346
I would kill to be good looking asshole.

>>61756764
but I'm not even a white girl

and maybe my taste is still shitty but it's not shitty in that meme-y 500 days of summer-core way

>>61761381
thanks based anon

>>61761411
im not an asshole, im actually nice 2bh

>>61761435
>im not an asshole, im actually nice 2bh
No one who's actually nice says this. Asshole confirmed.

>>61756764
Preach

>>61761442
maybe i give off an asshole vibe but im introverted

>>61761346
you probably just don't notice.
girls are horrible at flirting.

>oh there's a cute guy over there
>maybe i'll smile at him and see where that goes

>>61758054
Wait so, you're supposed to get an erection when a girl grinds on you?
Thank shit. I was getting grinded on once and I had to keep tapping out because I had a hardon, said I had to go talk to my friend which must have been real awkward for him.

>>61761470
Because 1. we're nervous. 2. we're unsure if guy has a gf/bf already. 3. nobody fucking walks up to a guy and starts making out unless they're drunk.

>>61761470
I can't even tell the difference between being nice/friendly and flirting

music for this feel

>>61758370
Creasin up over here god damn

>>61761500
anything by girlpool

>>61761511
What's wrong with the Clash?

>>61761470
>girls are horrible at flirting


Incorrect, men are incapable of taking hints

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>girl starts hugging you
>i'm just doing this so I won't fall

>>61756764
Got invited to see a band called Diet Cig on Monday. Had nothing to do the next day and I didn't have to pay for a ticket so I figured why not.

>Mistake

>>61761497
>nobody will ever walk up to you and start making out
wow thanks, now I want to kill myself again

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>>61757599
>Rubbing all over my ass
WATCH OUT MR KRABS
PATRICK IS DIGGING FOR GOLD

>>61761497
You girls could at least be a little more direct. Like maybe throw a wave in there.

>>61761500
There really is no difference.
If shes nice and friendly, asking a question like "do you have bf?" shouldn't offend her.
It shows your interested.

>>61761566
No not YOU, I mean "you" collectively. as in, strangers don't just hook up soberly on the streets

>>61761547
They ain't god-tier
But to each there own idrc

>>61761591
As a girl I can say that being asked if I have a bf is a great thing. we like straightforward guys

>>61761552
As a man I can confirm this
But it's only because you ladies are just so pretty we don't know how to react ;)

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>>61761500
>"anon, why didn't you make a move on that girl ?"
>"I...uh...um...uh..."

>>61760962
So you know 80's hardcore punk like everyone over the age of 17? Good job.

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>>61761688
>implying I only know about 80s hardcore punk and not music history or the underground movement as a whole

Good job kek

I'm 6'1.
Lucky guy for my height. Have a gf who has shit taste in music. Definitely dig people who have the same taste as I do. I was at a Courtney Barnett show. Talking to this really cute girl. We hit it off. Still awkward because I can't flirt. Happens at every show I go to.

>>61761591
>There really is no difference.
>If shes nice and friendly, asking a question like "do you have bf?" shouldn't offend her.
>It shows your interested.
if a girl pulls me into the middle of the group while dancing in a club because i was on the edge is that flirting or being nice

>>61761705
Who's your favourite classical composer?
What album do you consider to be the most influental record of the 1900's?
What was your AOTY 2016,2015,2014? How about favourite album of the 90's?

>>61757599
I don't understand de big fuss. This happened to me once. I was at some electro house EDM bullshit concert my brother took me to, and there was a girl behind me who was grinding all over my shit. Not from the front, we were back to back. I was high as shit so at first I didn't notice but then it was too obvious not to notice, she was literally grinding her ass on to me. The only difference is [spoiler]I ain't gay and we fucked that night[/spoiler]

>>61761748
>Kabalevsky
>The Velvet Underground & Nico's self titled ("banana") album, or Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon
>AOTY 2016: It's still too early to say
>AOTY 2015: Courtney Barnett
>AOTY 2014: Mac demarco
>Siamese Dream by Smashing Pumpkins

>>61761748
Is having aotys and opinions on "influential" albums your measure of how serious someone is about music?

>>61761729
Sounds like she wants to dance bro.
You can turn that into a good thing.
Just don't be weird and just stand there.
And don't be that guy that's all touchy feely.

Ask her if she wants a drink afterwards.
And don't be intimidated by her friends.

>>61756887

short guys can be qt

Girls are just as nervous as us bros

>>61761888
Especially in elf costumes

>>61761999
delete this

>>61760962
This person is either baiting everyone horribly or genuinely new.

In the former case, kindly fuck off.

In the latter, lurk moar.

>>61761469
>im introverted
>maybe i give off an asshole vibe
>maybe

>>61757599
I wish traps would rub their crotch against my ass when I go to concerts.

>>61761941

can confirm. guys are intimidating to talk to

>>61758875
>...Actually I was

where abouts are you from las

>>61757609
Good taste. I'd fuck you.

>>61761888
Trips don't lie manlets.

My sister has almost exclusively dated guys who are shorter or the same height as her, she's 5'5".
I give her shit about it sometimes. but everybody has a preference, and their own vision of an ideal spouse.

>>61762039
I'm not baiting anyone...? :/

>>61762113
Ohio

>>61762150
Haha, thanks I guess? Lol :^)

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>>61760806
>vinyls
I'm fucking shaking right now.

>>61762085
im just shy dont h8 m8

>>61762265
dude calm down

>>61761814
Literally /mu/

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>>61759096
>>61760806
>>61760842
>>61760962
>>61761175
>vinyls

>>61756910
A grill did this to me at Afropunk.

Why are females allowed to sexually assault men?

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>>61761610
>strangers don't just hook up soberly on the streets

>tfw a random drunk girl once literally tried to hook up with me on the street
>tfw of course I got scared and ran away
>tfw that was 2 years ago and I'm still a virgin

won't somebody just kill me already ?

>>61762270
im just meming i'm in the same boat anyway so i feel u senpai

>>61761207
>streaming

kys

>>61762328
??

>>61762349
desu senpai you did the right thing if she was that drunk then you would'a been taking advantage of her so even if it was cos you're a sperg, you did a good job

>>61762349
you are loved anon! don't worry about girls not being around left right and center. you'll find someone someday i promise

<3!

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>>61762349

nah b keep on chugging


I choo choo choose u

>>61761705
>favorite album of 2013?
>favorite singer known for their live antics?
>favorite concept album?
>best holy trinity of artists of the 1900s

>>61762441
>Like Clockwork by QOTSA
>Iggy Pop
>The Wall by Pink Floyd
>Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, and David Bowie

duh

>>61762441
>Pure Heroine or MMLP2
>GG Allin
>That one Explosions in the Sky
>Lmao I was like 4 at the most idk wtf
:^)

>>61762464
Are you pretending to be me? What the fuck?

>>61762464
>That one Explosions in the Sky

which album is this I was not aware they had a concept album.

Unless you mean the 7 days thing they did

When will this thread die. Dadrock girl, go back to lurking

>>61762462
LMAO WTF

>>61759164
holy shit this was the gayest fucking thing ive read in a while. thanks for the cringes cyber virgin

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How do I acquire a patrician gf? Feels kinda bad how the bulk of my time is spent cultivating an interest in weird music / cult films / books /lit/ recs me and having nobody with which to share my thoughts in that regard. I'm not seeking validation or like, to domineer over someone that take a lesser interest in things like that. I'm just really lonely.

>>61762441
>The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here - Alice in Chains
>idk
>Leviathan - Mastodon
>Zeppelin, Floyd, Stones

>>61762504
>what is pasta
Viper yourself, newfrog.

>>61762413
>you'll find someone someday i promise
(not true by the way)
it's okay tho, Im sure sex isn't all that great

>>61762441
>CLPPNG
>ho99o9, Stefan, Kristopher Schau (from The Cumshots),
>is Doopee Time a concept album ?

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>boys trying to flirt with you at concerts

>>61762497
Nah I was memeing about TEINACDP, according to wikipedia it's a fucking concept album because it's love songs which is totally bullshit imho farm

>>61757898
Literally worse than
>I'm a girl gamer, silly boys! I like call of duters and super Mario siblings! Stop hitting on me ^______^

>>61762499
Fuck off, I am not a dadrock girl, literally the one dadrock band I like is Pink Floyd. Go fuck your sock.

>>61762502
>LMAO WTF
What?

>>61762529
oh lame, it's still a fucking great album though concept or not.

>Not good looking enough that girls flirt with me
>not ugly enough that girls run away when i flirt with them

WHY AM I PAINFULLY AVERAGE

>>61762559
I was just being a child, really I love the album

dadrock girl:

>favorite obscure artist
>list three pure industrial artists
>worst artist OAT

>>61762556
OK f a m I want to give you some girl to girl advice. Stop replying in this thread to all these guys who are just winding you the fuck up because you sound really new. Go do something else. Go reply to some actual music rec threads. This thread is a trainwreck.

>>61762583
said 99% of people who use 4chan on a regular basis
I'd recommend leaving and trying to make it on your own, going to useful boards like /fit/ and /fa/ and maybe /ck/ to get better, or giving up and living on /r9k/

>>61762510
Go to a music store/book store.
Find a qt looking at records, books, whatever.
And just casually start chatting with her.

>Oh you like ___ too?
>I got it a while back it's a great listen/read.
>You go to school around here?

Just wing it really.
Basic questions that'll eventually lead to you asking her if she; has a bf, if you can have her number, or go grab a coffee.

Easy bro. Good luck.
>I was lonely once too.

>>61762586
it's okay famalam i got that from your posts.

you into the rest of their discog?

>>61762615
Yeah, I mean that one is definitely my favorite though but I really like The Rescue, especially with the story behind it.
You heard the new track and album info?

>>61762604
>waxahatchee
>Skinny puppy, Pigface and Ministry
>Ed sheeran
Fuck you, I'm not a dadrock girl.

>>61760147
woah are you me?

>>61762629
Aye same, I can never figure out what my second favourite is though, probably Those Who Tell The Truth

I'm avoiding it so I can listen to it completely new when it comes out, as gay as that sounds I've found it really helps me enjoy new albums if I haven't heard the 'singles' from it already. Messed up New Bermuda for me.

>>61762224
Post face

>>61762664
Well I'll just say that I really liked it and from your off-the-top 1 & 2, you'd definitely enjoy the single. But I get that.

>>61762681
Uh... what?

>>61762631
>Ed Sheeran the worst artist you've ever heard

Has nobody told you that hating tame pop music stopped being cool in 2012? How can you have been on mu for six months and not stumbled upon something much, much worse than some inoffensive, radio friendly artist?

>>61762699
I hate Ed sheeran's music so much for personal reasons

But yes he is a fucking awful artist

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>implying anybody on this thread is a woman

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>>61762614
See, it sounds so easy, but translate to real life it never turns out that way. I don't collect physical books or physical music, so the few times I've gone it's like
>middle-aged man reading Baudrillard alone: I wonder what his favorite essay is
>young guy in glasses picks up a Krzysztof Penderecki vinyl: whoa. Does he know who that is or is he looking at the art?
>A GIRL LOOKING IN THE SCIENCE SECTION
>... she looks like she doesn't want to be bothered
I have no idea why I have pic related saved on my phone but it seems befitting.

>>61762688
shit man you got me all excited. I can wait till april though. if you're UK, you catching them on the tour?

>>61762751
Amerifat, sadly

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>>61762698
P o s t f a c e

>>61762767
p sure they'll tour for you shortly then, hopefully anyways

>>61758900
Being 6'5 (I'm 6'5) or above is nightmarish. Buying clothes that fit is quite hard, buying shoes that fit is even harder. You have to duck when showering. There's never enough legroom. Chairs, desks etc. are never made with tall people in mind, so you're bound to have poor posture etc.

>>61762522
>>>61762504 (You)
>>what is pasta
>Viper yourself, newfrog.
what is viper?

>>61762742
I get where you're coming from. I think you're a little too shy.
But, that's why I said casual. Everybody looks like they don't want to be bothered.
If she ignores you or gives you the "hint" that she wants to be left alone then leave her alone. Not very hard.
You'd actually be surprised by how many people enjoy talking to strangers.
And don't let rejection or anything like that stunt you. There's a shit ton of women out there.
Maybe that dorky girl with the glasses working behind the counter might be the one.
Dorky glasses wearing toothpick girls are the most freaky in bed, same with most fat girls.
And hey, no shame in that, sometimes you gotta plow a few fat girls to make you think "goddamn, I'm hot shit", and that attitude is attractive.
They're also really easy to pick up on local dating sites and stuff like that. And they don't care about awkward shit either. Good practice.

Get out of your comfort zone and just wing it. Doing things like exercising, eating healthy, and finding a hobby, maybe fuck a fat girl. It will help boost your self-esteem.

If a 4chan browsing dork like me can do it, so can you. I wish you best of luck anon.

>>61762882
I know your pain.
Driving a car...

At the Rocky x Tyler tour in Toronto and some girl interrupted M'$ to ask if she could go on my shoulders so I told her my back hurt. Then she turns around to this other guy and asks him and he just laughed and turned away.

>>61762982
>Get out of your comfort zone.
My lifestyle as it is pretty much shields me from all interaction outside of work and school. I suppose that's what it's going to take.

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>>61756691
>girls