>used to take large quantities of MDMA and go to shows >want to talk to someone and look around for a girl to talk to >usually find a cute girl in the crowd just by looking around but even on MDMA I'm an awkward sack of shit >just stay in my area and dance until the show are over
>>61757733 No I am, if I was a guy pretending to be a girl this is not the thread I would do it in. Either way I'm not gonna waste time trying to convince you keks, you can make your own decision but if you think I'm a dude we'll have fun thinking that.
desu I love flirting at concerts though, nothing is better than a guy who likes the same shit I like
>>61756914 one time I was at a free 2chainz concert in usc (not a student or a fan dont judge me)
anyways I was on lsd and lookin to mingle but I was still too awkward so I just kinda danced in the mosh pit by myself. Then this girl started grinding on me but I couldn't get hard since I was too gone. She started grinding harder and shaking her ass like into me and pushing me back and my dick wasn't having any of it so she whispers to her guy friend, and then the guy friend starts grinding on me. I'm not gay so still not hard and it was just awkward. Eventually we were all separated by this fight that was started by some guy freaking out and shouting nonsense at everyone. He looked like those people in those pcp freakout videos.
>>61756691 I've had that a few times, I guess I'm somewhat attractive but I'm completely socially retarded, I once blew my chances with some girl at a gig who was flirting with me and then went to kiss me but I was far too drunk and nervous and I kissed her really awkwardly and then apologized and then she went off with some other guy the rest of the night, with a fedora no less
>super excited for shamir >heart melting at concert >girl nearby keeps loudly telling people around her that i'm the only one who understands how much she loves shamir >try not to pay attention to her >she wont shut up about how into the music i seem >she tries to follow me after the set is done to talk to me about shamir >run away
>>61758154 had friends who were also tripping, and at the time I was convinced that everyone in the crowd was drunk or on something, which made me a lot more comfortable. We met another group who was on molly, people were passing out in the crowd in between acts, etc.
>>61759092 My taste is great (Autechre, Killing Joke, Brian Eno, Neu!, New Order, Depeche Mode, Stereolab, Outkast, Robyn, Tangerine Dream, Kraftwerk, LCD Soundsystem, Porcupine Tree, The Cure, David Bowie, Kate Bush, and so on). I can say that Art Angels is pop genius, like it or not.
>>61759154 Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.. Now post nudes.
>>61759096 Why are women so vapid and materialistic? >i need to own piles of plastic >trying to buy authenticity with daddy's credit card I guarantee 99% of the music you listen to is digital music on your iphone.
>>61759217 You think I give a fuck about your opinion? As if convenience is a bad thing, are you a socialist? Communist? Do you think Capitalism is bad? Do you think everyoine has the time or energy to set up a camping trip and backpack into the middle of nowhere every singkle time? What about people with families? Gonna death march in your 3 year old just to get somewhere you don't have to pay? Are you a fucking moron? You sure are, and you sound like a piece of shit. Nice simpsons fucking picture dude, I don't give a fuck if you're a mug piece of shit dude if I met you I'd skin your dick dude you have no fucking idea. You keep your smug bullshit to yourself motherfucker cuz I don't care, no one cares, your opinion is just that, an opinion, you keep up that attitude you're going to get your shit pushed in mother fucker. So relax chill the fuck out a little and stop being such a little bitch people are fucking allowed to pay for whatefver they want. DO YOU NEED AN AR15 DO YOUNEED A CAR LEL PAYING OR ANYTHING? LELEL you sound so fucking stupid i want to reach through the screen and beat the fuck out of you dude, get the fuck out of /out/ you dumbfuck no one likes you your mother is a whore and your kids are raped pieces of faggot who do drugs and sniff each others pussies and assholes you faggot now post nudes.
>>61759298 It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.
In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
>>61759298 >>61759320 I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.
>>61759298 >>61759320 >>61759330 I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
>>61759298 >>61759320 >>61759330 >>61759341 I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.
I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.
I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).
And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.
All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me enough to post nudes?
thought about greentexting my experience with the singer of a shoegaze band, who went from coffee shops to the verge of blowing up...
how she was a cutie and i started going to all their shows.
and because they were in small venues and it was a local scene, it would have been very easy to get to know her.
but i only looked at her while she was on stage, and would totally ignore her before and after she went on. maybe said 10 words to her over a year and a half.
but she had a blog. and i read it. and she was into cool music and turned me on to a lot of obscure (at the time) stuff. and she'd post little vignettes about her life and whatnot. and it was all very cosy.
but then i kinda forgot about it. stopped paying attention.
and how one night, maybe 2 years since their last show (they broke up because it was couple, and they broke up, and this was kind of a reunion show), they opened for a decently sized indie buzzband. and that night she kept looking at me while she was on stage and smiling.
and when the headliners went on, i was drinking a beer and kinda into watching them.
and she appeared five feet to my left. kinda half dancing. and she kept looking over at me.
and i only looked over once. and i remember her looking at me and smiling and doing a little head shake.
but i never went over and talked to her.
i took off before the show ended.
drove home telling myself i'd talk to her at the next show.
but there was never another show. they never played after that night.
looked her up feeling nostalgic a few months ago (3 years later).
she became a teacher. got married. got pregnant. quit teaching. and now has a one year old.
i'm still doing nothing.
so if a girl tries to flirt with you at a concert, please flirt back. you may regret it, but regretting not doing it is so much worse.
>>61759537 >I have so many better things to do with my time :/ Clearly you don't, because that's not even me. That post wasn't even in reply to you. Jesus Christ, just post nudes or shut up already. Literally nobody cares that you read the /mu/core punk chart, you basic cunt. Do you ever stop your attention whoring for two fucking seconds to assess the situation and realize you're not interesting to literally anyone that you're addressing? God damn.
>>61756691 Fucking kek this reminded me of something
>At a festival >Cage the elephant on stage >basically packed stage >Im shitfaced >grooving hard as fuck >Some chick comes up to me >puts her arm around my neck >Tells me to sip her beer >Kisses me on the cheek >At this point im so blasted with autism I forget how to speak >She pulls out a bag of molly >Takes a key bump >Giggles and says "you're cute" >Walks away from me further into the crowd staring at me the entire time >I keep watching her make her way deep in the crowd >She finds some 6'5 beastmode chad thundercock >within 5 seconds shes making out with him >within 10 seconds shes on his shoulders screaming wildly
Tfw an eighteen year old virgin who actually has a lot of guys talk to her but curves every single one of them and never goes out because of crippling depression/anxiety and I just post on mu all day because I feel a sense of belonging here even though I'm still fresh of the boat from tumblr 2 years after I stopped using it and am offended by a lot of things said about women on here but I secretly like it
>>61760158 RAID NAS and a firesafe of a couple backup SSD's. It's really not difficult at all to just be prepared. >>61760179 >I'm not eighteen and I'm not offended? I'm just both laughing and tired of all this crap Why do you think this post is about you? Are you seriously so paranoid that you're just responding to every extraneous reply ITT? She's not even addressing you. You've got issues. Seriously.
And I would understand collecting your favourite vinyls to support the artists and having a physical copy but holy shit. You actually pay money for everything you listen to, and in fucking casette format? This is why women are a meme.
If everything you listen to you own as a physical copy you clearly don't listen to virtually any music or fund your fucking pointless bastardization of a hobby with your parents' credit card. Fuck off
>>61760567 I like music, so I buy vinyls! And I buy cassettes because they are fun to you with. I am happy to spend the money. I'm also allowed to buy whatever the fuck I wanna buy. You have a problem with that? Wank somewhere else.
>>61760806 How many vinyls do you own? If 90% of the music you listen to are vinyls like you said then I'd assume you'd be at around 300-400 vinyls or like I said, you don't even really listen to music and should go back to lurking until you've actually got something worthwhile to share. Fuck off whore
Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>61760842 So you don't actually own more than 10 or so vinyls and probably spend all your time listening to 10-15 different bands at most. You limit yourself to 2 or 3 genres and you have absolutely no interesting opinions concerning anything related music, because you have absolutely no idea about music. Now can you please fuck off or get a trip so I can filter you
>>61760806 I never said you couldn't buy them?its just that being in fact proud of listening exclusively to analog is like choosing to wring out your clothing in a stream or not vaccinating your children As I said >2016
I own around seventy-ninety vinyls and out of my five friends in the sharehouse, I have the smallest collection. Mind you I'm the only one with Orchid, The Clash, OFF!, etc records, my friends own My Bloody Valentine, Bad Religion, TJAMC, Black Flag, Fugazi, and Ministry records. This is not even close to the amount of songs/artists/genres we have on tape. Kindly fuck off unless you know what the fuck you are talking about. I know a lot more about music and underground music culture than you'd think.
>>61760873 I like buying vinyl and cassette, it's my personal preferred method of music consumption.
>>61760962 Yes honey, I did read your post. That's what I'm criticising you for. In the same fashion maybe you should discontinue using running water too, it's far to modern and just doesn't hold the authenticity of shitting in the street now dose it ? There are only three options here 1 you're genuinely stupid enough to believe that analog is the superior format and therefore spend copious amounts of money to maintain a comprehensive verity of music, enough to post opinions on a music forum. In which case, I'm sorry.for you and your family. 2 you're edge lord about digital and probably have a mice and men lyrical tattoo and feel superior to everyone else because for some reason records are cool right now in which case an hero 3 you're a liar and you do listen to digital and don't rely on analog as you say In any case gtfo with this edgy shit
>be at concert >stand around outside between two bands >girl comes up to me >spouting complete nonsense >says I look like jesus >shows me off to all her friends >at least they shared a spliff with me >says I have great hair and plays with it >while her bf sits next to her >right before I go, asks "Anon, do I seem nice or mean to you?" >"let's just say you seem really drunk" "Yeah, let's just say that" >all the while this stupid smile and little girl voice >go home
>>61761084 Sorry my reply is so late, I was too busy laughing at your post. I know vinyl and cassette are not superior listening avenues. Doesn't mean I can't like them, though! I don't care about how you listen to music or how I "should" listen to music. It's got nothing to do with me wanting to be "edgy" or any of that bullshit. I grew up around vinyls and cassettes and I continue to use them because they are like second nature to me. Stop trying to claim that I am sticking with analogue to be edge in 2016, that isn't the case at all dipshit. It's got fuck all to do with authenticity, that isn't what makes vinyl/cassette my preferred listening method at ALL. Also, I don't have a single tattoo. I'm not trying to be edgy, fucking hell. I just enjoy my own things. If you don't like that, great. I don't give a fuck. Again, I don't listen to anything I love on digital. The only FLACs I have were sent to me as recommendations, I don't keep them on vinyl or cassette because they aren't what I primarily listen to.
>>61761190 Because I grew up around them, I like their method of operation, and I like the small crackles and pops and hisses that develop over time. I also like collecting. Happy?
>>61761207 I don't want to use a streaming service because I prefer getting music recs. from people I know than from a machine. I had Spotify years ago and it gave me shitty recs. Seriously fuck off if you can't accept I don't like streaming apps.
>>61758054 Wait so, you're supposed to get an erection when a girl grinds on you? Thank shit. I was getting grinded on once and I had to keep tapping out because I had a hardon, said I had to go talk to my friend which must have been real awkward for him.
I'm 6'1. Lucky guy for my height. Have a gf who has shit taste in music. Definitely dig people who have the same taste as I do. I was at a Courtney Barnett show. Talking to this really cute girl. We hit it off. Still awkward because I can't flirt. Happens at every show I go to.
>>61761591 >There really is no difference. >If shes nice and friendly, asking a question like "do you have bf?" shouldn't offend her. >It shows your interested. if a girl pulls me into the middle of the group while dancing in a club because i was on the edge is that flirting or being nice
>>61757599 I don't understand de big fuss. This happened to me once. I was at some electro house EDM bullshit concert my brother took me to, and there was a girl behind me who was grinding all over my shit. Not from the front, we were back to back. I was high as shit so at first I didn't notice but then it was too obvious not to notice, she was literally grinding her ass on to me. The only difference is [spoiler]I ain't gay and we fucked that night[/spoiler]
>>61761748 >Kabalevsky >The Velvet Underground & Nico's self titled ("banana") album, or Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon >AOTY 2016: It's still too early to say >AOTY 2015: Courtney Barnett >AOTY 2014: Mac demarco >Siamese Dream by Smashing Pumpkins
My sister has almost exclusively dated guys who are shorter or the same height as her, she's 5'5". I give her shit about it sometimes. but everybody has a preference, and their own vision of an ideal spouse.
How do I acquire a patrician gf? Feels kinda bad how the bulk of my time is spent cultivating an interest in weird music / cult films / books /lit/ recs me and having nobody with which to share my thoughts in that regard. I'm not seeking validation or like, to domineer over someone that take a lesser interest in things like that. I'm just really lonely.
>>61762556 OK f a m I want to give you some girl to girl advice. Stop replying in this thread to all these guys who are just winding you the fuck up because you sound really new. Go do something else. Go reply to some actual music rec threads. This thread is a trainwreck.
>>61762583 said 99% of people who use 4chan on a regular basis I'd recommend leaving and trying to make it on your own, going to useful boards like /fit/ and /fa/ and maybe /ck/ to get better, or giving up and living on /r9k/
>>61762629 Aye same, I can never figure out what my second favourite is though, probably Those Who Tell The Truth
I'm avoiding it so I can listen to it completely new when it comes out, as gay as that sounds I've found it really helps me enjoy new albums if I haven't heard the 'singles' from it already. Messed up New Bermuda for me.
>>61762631 >Ed Sheeran the worst artist you've ever heard
Has nobody told you that hating tame pop music stopped being cool in 2012? How can you have been on mu for six months and not stumbled upon something much, much worse than some inoffensive, radio friendly artist?
>>61762614 See, it sounds so easy, but translate to real life it never turns out that way. I don't collect physical books or physical music, so the few times I've gone it's like >middle-aged man reading Baudrillard alone: I wonder what his favorite essay is >young guy in glasses picks up a Krzysztof Penderecki vinyl: whoa. Does he know who that is or is he looking at the art? >A GIRL LOOKING IN THE SCIENCE SECTION >... she looks like she doesn't want to be bothered I have no idea why I have pic related saved on my phone but it seems befitting.
>>61758900 Being 6'5 (I'm 6'5) or above is nightmarish. Buying clothes that fit is quite hard, buying shoes that fit is even harder. You have to duck when showering. There's never enough legroom. Chairs, desks etc. are never made with tall people in mind, so you're bound to have poor posture etc.
>>61762742 I get where you're coming from. I think you're a little too shy. But, that's why I said casual. Everybody looks like they don't want to be bothered. If she ignores you or gives you the "hint" that she wants to be left alone then leave her alone. Not very hard. You'd actually be surprised by how many people enjoy talking to strangers. And don't let rejection or anything like that stunt you. There's a shit ton of women out there. Maybe that dorky girl with the glasses working behind the counter might be the one. Dorky glasses wearing toothpick girls are the most freaky in bed, same with most fat girls. And hey, no shame in that, sometimes you gotta plow a few fat girls to make you think "goddamn, I'm hot shit", and that attitude is attractive. They're also really easy to pick up on local dating sites and stuff like that. And they don't care about awkward shit either. Good practice.
Get out of your comfort zone and just wing it. Doing things like exercising, eating healthy, and finding a hobby, maybe fuck a fat girl. It will help boost your self-esteem.
If a 4chan browsing dork like me can do it, so can you. I wish you best of luck anon.
At the Rocky x Tyler tour in Toronto and some girl interrupted M'$ to ask if she could go on my shoulders so I told her my back hurt. Then she turns around to this other guy and asks him and he just laughed and turned away.
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