Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Brandon "meme metal" Stosuy
Will someone dethrone Anderson .Paak’s 8.6 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 2
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, etc.)
>Tonight's Top Stories
-Love and light to the family of Alan Rickman
-Congrats to Brandon Stosuy on being added to the wall of heroes. You deserve it big guy.
-Cheers to Wolf Parade for reuniting.
-This thread hypes and supports Kanye West, Chairlift, Savages, Half Japanese, Ty Segall, and DIIV.
-God bless everyone and have a wonderful weekend.
I think I'm pretty late, but I just realized this happened: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLmeOLDuNjE
Only if they move away from dance-punk, methinks.
Can everyone make sure Marcel is alright? He came into this Dubtrack.fm room I was in just now and he said his epilepsy and severe OCD has been overtaking him, getting rapidly worse, and is causing him a ton of this depression. He seems he's aged a lot in recent photos and I hope he's not going through something really dark right now.
Where are the 10/10 reviews?
I don't P4K, but, I saw they gave Bob Dylan's Royal Albert Hall Concert a 10.0 on Wikipedia
I wanted to read the review, but it doesn't exist on their site. Or anywhere.
Explain. Did they retract their review, or score?
Hahahahahaha are you fucking kidding me, Marcel? How about the dozens of p4k, stereogum, and TMT articles that you copy entire paragraphs from? Not too mention "your" music that was just slowed down Sigur Ros
Pitchfork is solely responsible for James Murphy's fame and career and are fucking proud of it (remember that at once both dick-riding and self-fellating retrospective they did on LCD Soundsystem's career?)
no way it gets less than a 9.0. Even if it is irredeemably shit, it will still get a BNM
god i wish he stayed retire. fucking hack.
okay well if you don't provide any proof i'm not gonna believe you that he did those things that you said and i'm gonna keep defending this poor epileptic, depressed kid who you guys bully for no apparent reason.
Let's take some time and remember some other pitchfork qt's
Here is Kim Kelly
Guys what is your favorite ambient album of the past ten or so years? I'm listening to Fripp and Eno - Evening Star right now and it's real good, but oops it's from 1975.
I'd have to say SoTL- And Their Refinement or Tim Hecker - Virgins
the mc bin laden is stupid fun, it's kinda hilarious - the kahn/gaixa remix is great. the rest are meh/bad.
ughhhhh an 8.3? with NO bnm? have they ever done this with a record that isn't metal?
bloodiest is 6.5 which I'm listening to now and like it although to be more precise i should be comparing it to lycus which got an 8.0 which I liked as well but havent had a proper head to head yet since they just came out today