>tfw I want to get into Bathory but they are just so fucking

ah, your problem seems to be that you are listening to batlord instead

That's the best album, fuck that viking shit that came later.

don't take things too seriously pham

>>61754590
tfw it never gets old

>>61754602
Their debut is objectively their best

*sigh come on people you aren't fucking elementary school kids where every other topic it needs to be explained that edgy is NOT inherently bad unless it's dumb tryhard shit.

Quorthon never took shit seriously (check out his interviews) that level of retarded didn't happen in black metal until second wave.

Also if this ain't b8 and you actually wanna check out Bathory, start with either the self titled first album, Blood Fire Death, or Hammerheart and go from there. The Return and Under The Sign are great, too but not as accessible.

this was 1987

how is it edgy?

Confucius said

To embrace the batloard
You have to embrace the true spirit of metal
To embrace the true spirit of metal
You have to embrace the edge

>>61754768
top lel

good post

It's kinda meant to be edgy and campy, liek any other BM band of the time

>>61754590
Kek

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Bathory is based as fuck you retard

>edgy
nice reddit word

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>>61754554
If you don't think that album is the shit then fuck off my dick

>>61754554
>trying to take metal seriously

That's your mistake. I love metal, don't get me wrong, but there's no way you can take most of it seriously. Look at fucking Manowar. They're badass as hell but how the fuck do you look at that and not want to laugh?

Just learn to love the cheese.

>>61754590
i laughed a little too hard

>>61754854

This.

Bathory kicks ass.