remember when ryan used to have balls

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>>61666352

>>61666352
>p4k
So when is the leddit raid going to finish up? How many upboats do you think you'll get from the praising shitty pencil-neck geek liberal faggots on that site?

where's that racist jive-talking review he did?

>>61666428
Kiss is perfect for what they are. Paul Stanley in his prime was a great fucking frontman.

>>61666502
It's gone never to return, however, just for you:

>John Coltrane - "Live" at the Village Vanguard
>By Ryan Schreiber

>The Village Vanguard. New York City. 1961.

>We was sittin’ there watchin’ the stage. Waitin’ for the man they called Coltrane to come out and do his thing. It was me and my four droogs. Them bein’ Peter, Georgio and Dim; Dim being really Dim.

>‘Round an hour’d passed and the place was packed straight through to the back. I’d just dropped some dollars for ‘Trane’s Giant Steps six months back. Now was the time, this was the place. The Village Vanguard. New York City. 1961.

>I was only there for the first night, see, but them cats at Impulse! just made my life complete. They put out four CDs of all that sound ‘Trane put out those nights. But you know my type, man. Can’t afford to eat, let alone spend some heavy cash on music. So I only got the essential. Live at the Village Vanguard: The Master Takes is one disc, makin’ it one-fourth the cost of the box set. And you only get the best stuff.

>Man, the opening beauty of “Spiritual…” It’s like a dream I had: I floated on the River Nile, smokin’ some fresh weed, relaxin’. But I ain’t ever gonna see the Nile anyhow. This track’s as close as I come, and it’s close enough. Best of the best, though, has gotta be “India.” It’s only when you listen to a perfect old jazz tune like this that you realize how much drum-n-bass is derived from this music. ‘Trane takes it to heaven and back with some style, man. Some richness, daddy. It’s a sad thing his life was cut short by them jaws o’ death.

>Shit, cat. It don’t make a difference. The man produced enough good music to last me a lifetime. This Village Vanguard thing’s just another example of the genius of Coltrane.

Remember when Pitchfork raised Heathen's score because it was receiving praise everywhere else.

>>61666656
one 6 off of 61666666

>>61666748
every time

>>61666748
eugh
what a fucking faggot

>>61666428
>le nostalgia man

>>61666965
remember when Pitchfork shitted all over Daft Punks Discovery and then changed the rating to like a 9 after all the cool kids said they liked it?

>>61668958
>There's definitely records that scored lower or higher than perhaps, in hindsight, they should have done. Perfect example is Daft Punk, Discovery, which I actually reviewed. I guess I wasn't - what's the right word... - predisposed towards liking it when I first sat down to write about it. I just wasn't enthusiastic about it. Over the course of that summer, I fell in love with it - now it's up there with my favourite albums of the last decade. So it does happen!

this is why music reviews are pretty much useless and pitchfork is pointless

>>61666428
No Dynasty which was their greatest album. Fucking pleb shit review.

>>61666748
This is worst thing I have ever read. Only a literal retard would think this is a good idea.

>>61666666

>>61666748
I dont get it.

what was the score? what was the intention of writing like A Clockwork Orange?

>>61666748
ahh, good ol' shit cat

>>61666748
fucking lol

>>61666748
>shit, cat

every. single. time.

>>61666748
>Some richness, daddy

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He killed him. Just like anon killed Lemmy

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>>61666748
>>Shit, cat