Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone David Bowie’s 8.5 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 1
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, etc.)
>Tonight's Top Stories
-SWISH finally confirmed
-Golden Globes tonight; does anyone care?
-This thread calls for the immediate resignation of Chicago mayor Rahm Emanuel
-This thread hypes and supports Chairlift, Savages, Half Japanese, Ty Segall, and DIIV.
>By Jonah Bromwich
/pol/ is awlays right
>a black man defending a black woman at the expense of a white woman
yeah, that's why obama called him a jackass and everyone was mad at him bc racism. is p4k supposed to be satire now?
MARCEL IS PURE
DO NOT BE CORRUPTED BY MAINSTREAM BRAINSWASH MEDIA
what did marcel even do to make him so popular? like i looked at his top 50 list for a few decades and its pretty standard for his age, is there something he did that im missing?
> tfw your teenage music blog didnt get a mainstreal shilling
feels bad man
have you read the interview? all those fucking spelling and grammatical errors makes it hard to believe it has more than 2 readers a year
not to mention the fact that they literally interviewed marcel
they did that for their 'teen issue' apparently, which focused on teen artists and people in the music scene who were underage.
seem like they have a pretty steady following here: https://twitter.com/fvckthemedia
i'd like to be (in) her pussy if you catch my drift
I'd finger her strings if you catch my drift
so they give a bnm to a phenomenal album by an older white famous musician, but then just so they can prove that they're still poptimist hip hop dickriders, they give just a slightly better score to another mediocre hip hop album. i should've expected no less from p4k
Is Anderson .Paak making any interest anywhere. He's played all the time on Beats 1 but I don't think it's deserved. I doubt he's getting as much play on hip hop radio. It's just Dre's connect. And now Pitchfork is working with Beats 1. BMN for Compton too. Hmmm.
>Is Anderson .Paak making any interest anywhere.
I just found that song by going down the new release list in alphabetical order and that song jumped out at me and all the rest I heard were solid too.
granted I'm a nobody nowhere with nothing but still
Zoe is cute CUTE!
I'm going to go MtF trans so I can be in a lesbian relationship with her