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Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.

10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?

Will someone dethrone David Bowie’s 8.5 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 1

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, etc.)
https://mega.nz/#!zoQGBCYK!evBav1uwKekImmse6g35z2lRgdGXxxUh8nyVSTyShl0

>Tonight's Top Stories
-SWISH finally confirmed
-Golden Globes tonight; does anyone care?
-This thread calls for the immediate resignation of Chicago mayor Rahm Emanuel
-This thread hypes and supports Chairlift, Savages, Half Japanese, Ty Segall, and DIIV.
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literal propaganda
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so Marcel and Zoe Camp are dating, yeah? I need more information regarding this.
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>>61641050
isn't she lesbian?
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>>61641066
apparently not or she's at least bisexual if they have a thing going on
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>>61640936
>supports DIIV
stop it
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>>61640984

>By Jonah Bromwich
/pol/ is awlays right

>a black man defending a black woman at the expense of a white woman
yeah, that's why obama called him a jackass and everyone was mad at him bc racism. is p4k supposed to be satire now?
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>>61641066
???
what are you implying here? that Marcel is a man?
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>>61641050
Like Marcel, 15 year old Marcel? Or am I out of the loop and there's a new Marcel on the block?
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>>61640984
I'm always disappointed by Pitchfork's fawning over that guy.
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>>61641149
yeah that one. some anon mentioned a picture of them sharing ice cream together or some shit and dating so idk.
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>>61641145
no lol he was talking about Zoe
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What kind of music does she listen to?
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>>61641230
>tfw Marcel is dating her
why even live bros?
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>>61641179
How old is Zoe? Also, I don't want my pure Marcel corrupted by pitchfork.
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>>61641273
i honestly have no idea how old she is. they'd make a cute couple regardless.
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>>61640936
>qt
>feminist

uh

anon
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>>61641050
newfag and mobile browser here, someone post pics of this here Zoe
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>>61641334
see
>>61641230
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>>61641179
no pls
i don't want that ugly fuck dating qt zoe ;___;
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you guys know that zoe browses these threads every night right?

show her some respect
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>>61641334
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>>61641230
>>61641386
>tfw this is Marcel's gf
he's the luckiest guy in the world
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rev it up lads
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>>61641372
She better post some time stamped feet pics then
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whatever happened to the individual writer year end lists
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How much would I have to bribe Pitchfork to get them to pan Kanye West?
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>>61641334
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Post your feel when you found out Marcel is dating Zoe Camp.
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>>61641611
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>>61641622
lol

do you think Zoe will start covering vaporwave/hypnagogic pop now because of this?
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>>61641273
MARCEL IS PURE

DO NOT BE CORRUPTED BY MAINSTREAM BRAINSWASH MEDIA
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isnt zoe like 36? why is she dating a 15 year old hairy mexican boy?
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>>61641714
Marcel is Irish; maybe she just really likes Irish dudes??
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If I win the powerball will I have enough money to buy out pitchfork and make them less pleb im sick of seeing the same hype bullshit everywhere
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>>61641738
what did marcel even do to make him so popular? like i looked at his top 50 list for a few decades and its pretty standard for his age, is there something he did that im missing?
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>>61641784
kek
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>>61641842
the publication that put out this interview with him is owned by Liz Pelly, and i'm pretty sure Zoe knows Liz, so maybe that:

http://www.fvckthemedia.com/issue42/interview-foley
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>>61641334
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>>61641874
> tfw your teenage music blog didnt get a mainstreal shilling

feels bad man
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>>61641230
>>61641386
>>61641576
>>61641879
where do you get these pictures from?
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>>61641906
>mainstream
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>>61641914
Must be Zoe
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>>61641334
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>>61641929
pitchfork and literally everyone associated with it is pretty large
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>>61641967
i think he was just correcting his own typo
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>>61641967
have you read the interview? all those fucking spelling and grammatical errors makes it hard to believe it has more than 2 readers a year

not to mention the fact that they literally interviewed marcel
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>>61641962
>jewish nose
why
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>>61642005
they did that for their 'teen issue' apparently, which focused on teen artists and people in the music scene who were underage.

seem like they have a pretty steady following here: https://twitter.com/fvckthemedia
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>>61642035
WAIT
>Marcel is Jewish
MAYBE THAT'S WHY THEY'RE DATING
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>>61641334
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>>61642036
hi marcel
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>>61642107
what
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>>61642005
pretty sure >>61641906 was joking

i mean his file name is literally 'im sad.png'

>>61642036
hello marcel add me on RYM please
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>>61641334
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>>61642118
>>61642036
hey marcel
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>>61642107
>>61642155
you're just jealous because Marcel gets to cuddle with Zoe every night
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>>61642118
marcel, is it true? are you dating a feminist twice your age?
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>>61642202
yes. it's hard to imagine someone who doesn't know what it's like to hold her.
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>>61642236
marcel, are you up to the challenge of pleasing her?
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>>61642270
not him but i'm sure that he is.
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>>61642270
sounds fucking impossible, feminists shove fucking coke bottles and traffic posts up their asshole
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>>61641334
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>>61642297
KEK
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>>61641879
i'd like to be (in) her pussy if you catch my drift
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>>61642440
>tfw Marcel is probably doing that right now
;_;
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this thread is fucking awful tonight.
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>>61642515
why?
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>>61642526
people are posting about the child music blogger who is terrible.
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>>61642557
well he's dating a p4k writer who everyone has a crush on of course he's gonna get discussed in here
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>>61642440
I'd finger her strings if you catch my drift
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>>61642683
did you know she used to write for TinyMixTapes before p4k?
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>>61642715
so did *shudder* larry fitzmaurice
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>>61641417
holy shit, forgot i made that for a second

so fucking hyped for Swish
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>>61642736
do you think Zoe dating Marcel is a good move in her career.
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>>61642781
I think killing herself would be a better career move than dating Marcel
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>>61642736
fitzmaurice was the worst thing to ever happen to pitchfork. i'm glad he's gone.
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Anderson .Paak - 8.6 BNM
Julia Brown - 7.9
Mood II Swing - 6.9
Coldair - 7.0
Dylan LeBlanc - 5.7
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DAVID BOWIE BTFO BY THE BLACKS
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NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Anderson .Paak 8.6 BNM
Julia Brown 7.9
Mood II Swing 6.9
Coldair 7.0
Dylan LeBlanc 5.7
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>>61643498
literally who?
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>>61643511
you been under a rock nigga?
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I wonder how much his label paid for that BNM...
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meme r&b tightens it's grip
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>>61643558
You think they sell themselves for albums as well? I thought they only did it for tracks.
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Pitchfork is slowly turning into Rolling Stone
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>>61643621
Don't you know about Conde Nast's official Pritchfork BNM review promotional packages?

There is also feature/interview + BNM review promotional packages
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Is this Paki fella actually good or what
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so they give a bnm to a phenomenal album by an older white famous musician, but then just so they can prove that they're still poptimist hip hop dickriders, they give just a slightly better score to another mediocre hip hop album. i should've expected no less from p4k
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>>61643372
harsh. i think they would make a cute couple, dude.
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>>61643663
it's basically massively glorified 6/10 r&b
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big fan of poptimist hip hop here,
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Anderson .Paak is pretty mediocre. Haven't heard the new project though.
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>>61643498
>>61643510
>Anderson .Paak 8.6 BNM
sweet
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>>61643745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mlg-fFJZGA
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Is Anderson .Paak making any interest anywhere. He's played all the time on Beats 1 but I don't think it's deserved. I doubt he's getting as much play on hip hop radio. It's just Dre's connect. And now Pitchfork is working with Beats 1. BMN for Compton too. Hmmm.
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>>61643850
>Is Anderson .Paak making any interest anywhere.
I just found that song by going down the new release list in alphabetical order and that song jumped out at me and all the rest I heard were solid too.

granted I'm a nobody nowhere with nothing but still
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If this anderson.cuck album is worse than Divers I will go to Chicago and torch their building with jet fuel, along with all their dirty bribe money
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>David Bowie
>alive
top kek
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>>61641914
her insta desu
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>>61642683
>>61642440
>>61642307
>>61642164
>>61642074
>>61641962
>>61641879
>>61641576
>>61641386
>>61641230

Zoe is cute CUTE!

I'm going to go MtF trans so I can be in a lesbian relationship with her
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>>61644355
HOW THE FUCK?
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A Legendary Patrician has ascended
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please post more rare zoe's to add to my collection
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