ITT: Post your favorite Kanye lyrics

axin me about some khakis?

>I'm living in the future so the present is my past

>>61611419
Heaven'll watch, God callin' from the hotlines
Why He keep givin' me hotlines?
I'm a star, how could I not shine?

they say i was the obama nation of obama's nation

Couldn't afford a car so you named your daughter Alexis.

Hurry up with ma damn croissants

They say people in your life are seasons,
And anything that happen is for a reason,
And niggas guns a clappin and keep to squeezin',
And Gran (Grandma) keep prayin' and keep believin',
And Jesus and one day that ya see him,
Till they walk in his footsteps and try to be him,
The devil is alive I feel him breathin',
Claimin' money is the key so keep on dreamin',
And put them lottery tickets just to tease us,
My aunt Pam can't put those cigarettes down,
Now my lil cousin smokin those cigarettes now,
His job trying to claim that he too niggerish now,
Is it cuz his skin blacker than licorice now?
I can't figure it out
I'm Stickin around

>Obligatory

Penitentiary chances, the devil dances
and eventually answers to the call of Autumn
all of them fallin' for the love of ballin'
got caught with 30 rocks, the cop look like Alec Baldwin
inter century anthems based off inner city tantrums
based off the way we was branded
face it, Jerome get more time than Brandon
and at the airport they check all through my bag and tell me that it's random
but we stay winning, this week has been a bad massage
I need a happy ending and a new beginning
and a new fitted and some job opportunities thats lucrative
This the real world, homie, school finished
they done stole your dreams, you dunno who did it
I treat the cash the way the government treats AIDS
I won't be satisfied til all my niggas get it, get it?

>keep it 300

>like the Romans

AUNTIE TEAM

>>61611447
>my presence is a present kiss my ass

>don't judge him, Joe Brown.

>SWISH SWISH

>>61611419
>Do anybody feel bad for Bill Cosby?
>Did he forget the name just like Steve Harvey?

my black balls

>Too many Urkels on your team
>That's why your Wins low

>>61614476
kek

>>61614519
wow that's pretty good

>She say "Can you get my friends in the club?"
>I say "Can you get my Benz in the club?"
>If not treat your friends like my Benz
>Park they ass outside 'til the evenin' end

>>61612056
it's apparently "300" as in "CCC" in Latin(?).

Calm, cool, collected.

>>61611419
>Eatin' Asian pussy all I need is sweet n sour sauce.

This is the greatest Yeezy line ever written
>Made a mill myself, and I'm still myself and I'ma look in the mirror if I need some help

Kanye's delivery along with the lyricism is what gets me, dude is a legend

Damn Ye it'd be stupid to diss you even your superficial raps is super-official

>>61614614
don't try, people have been coming up with lame excuses for that line for almost 3 years now

>>61611419
All of his lyrics are terrible

>>61614815
As much as America thinks Ye is an idiot, he's not an idiot.

>>61614830
>My momma was raised in the era when
>Clean water was only served to the fairer skin
>Doing clothes you would have thought I had help
>But they wasn't satisfied unless I picked the cotton myself
>You see it's broke nigga racism
>That's that "Don't touch anything in the store"
>And this rich nigga racism
>That's that "Come in, please buy more
>What you want, a Bentley? Fur coat? A diamond chain?
>All you blacks want all the same things"
>Used to only be niggas now everybody playing
>Spending everything on Alexander Wang
>New Slaves

>>61614856
this

ALL OF THEM.

>>61614949
Correct

>>61614949
>black dick all on your spouce again

>>61614989
>and i know she like chocolate men

>>61611624
in a french ass restaurant...

>>61614881
>Goin' back to Tangier
>With some Jordans and a spear
>Post-Christian shit
>Post-chicken-or-the-egg-addiction shit
>Pass the sherm stick
>Neo-reality
>Be the freak you wanna see
>Just don't follow me
>I'm on a journey to the center of three
>Grab your fucking chain and drag you through the bike lane
>While everybody's like NOOOOOOOOOO!
>I got this pregnant snake; stay surrounded by long hairs
>A plethora of maniacs and spiral stairs
>Make your water break in the Apple Store
>Sink or swim, who fucking cares
>Cut the birth cords
>Press send
>Yeah, THICK
>Gaga can't handle this shit
>Headed for the Sammy Davis wing
>Throw up a black hole at the entrance of Linens-n-Things On the way
>Never call it a day
>Visit Tesla's grave for the ninth time today
>Still on the way
>Bigger wigs

why are people even posting thing from yeezus. none of the lyrics are good on Yeezus besides his delivery of "joe brown" and "bitch I'm back out my coma".

>>61615139
Got more niggas off than Cochran is pretty tight tho

>She got a light-skinned friend, look like Michael Jackson
>Got a dark-skinned friend, look like Michael Jackson

>put my fist in her like a civil rights sign
Damn....

Really niggas.No
>Mayonnaise colored benz I push miracle whips
All of the rapping portion of Last Call has enough good lines to fill a thread

HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX WITH A PHAROAH

>I wanna fuck you hard on the sink
>after that give you somethin to drink

>>61616676
Put the pussy in a sarcophagus.

>>61611419
I dont know how old is that, but that joke does appear on a episode of skins (2007)

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>>61615731
HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED THIS ONE

>>61611419
if I didn't know this board was full of idiots I would assume this was a troll thread

Couldn't afford a car so she named her daughter Alexis

>see you know my style
>and i'm very wild
>and i vow that my child will be well endowed
>like his daddy
>and tell him that "yo mama had a fatty"
>he looked up at me said "daddy thats the reason why you had me?"
>YUP
>we was practicin
>till one day yo ass bust through the packagin
>you know what though, you my favorite accident
>so go ahead now pop some crystal for my newborn child

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lk1xDyuFB8

This has all my favorite lines, such as:

>See I need some time to meditate, nah bitch, I'm fly, I need time to levitate"
>"and every good god need a goddess, and every good star couldn't guide us, it falls upon something that's inside us"
>"And what it sound like when everybody sound like what you sound like"
>"these niggas just secondary like Pippin around Mike"
>"maybe I should stop being real, maybe I should get on twitter, maybe I should learn something that I could reconsider"
>"the tears dried up, I'm going for it expressionless"

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You see it's leaders and it's followers
But I'd rather be a dick than a swallower

>>61611585
HAHAHAHAAHAHHAA

>I don't need yo pussy bitch I'm on my own dick

>>61614856
>Kanye is so stoopid
>most influential musician of the past 15 years
>self-made man worth 100 million

I know it's past visiting hours
But can I please give her these flowers
The doctor dont wanna take procedures
He claim my heart can't take the anastesia
It'll send her body into a seizure
The little thing by the hospital bed, it'll stop beeping,
Hey chick, im at a lost for words
What do you say at this time?
Remember when I was nine?
Tell her everything gone be fine?
But i'd be lying, the family crying
They want her to live, and she trying
I'm argueing like what kind of doctor can we fly in
You know the best medicine go to people thats paid,
If Magic Johnson got a cure for A.I.D.S.
And all the broke muthafuckers past away
You tellin me if my grandma was in the N.B.A.
Right now she'd be ok?
But since she was just a secretary
Working for the church
For thirty five years
Things sposed to stop right here
My grandfather tryin to pull it together, he's strong,
Thats where I get my confidence from
I asked the nurse "did you do the research?"
She ask me, "can you sign some t-shirts?"
Bitch is you smokin reefer?
You dont see that we hurt
But still...

>21ST CENTURY SCHIZOID MAN

I unironically think Kanye is the best artist of our generation. Am I crazy?

Go ahead and switch ya style up and if they hate then let em hate and watch the money pile up, welcome to the good life

>>61611419
>reality is catching up with me
>taking my inner child i'm fighting for CUSTody
>with these responsibilities that they enTRUSTed me
>as i look down at my diamond enCRUSTed piece
>thinkin...

>the artistic merit of music for americans is how witty and how many play on words can le black man fit in one ''song''
>americans

>>61614614
>>61614815
The line is obviously butchered on purpose because it's conveying anger, not collected thinking. 300 -> these dudes in armor -> the Romans -> that ancient shit -> Trojan

>>61611438
LESS SOME BLACK PEOPLE WALK IN I BETCHA THEY SHOW OFF THEY TOKEN BLACKIE

"I'm like the fly Malcolm X, buy any jeans necessary"

>>61617968
No, it's just one aspect of Kanye that's enjoyable.

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>I'm just a shy Downs nigga where the knives flow

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>>61611419

Tfw Drake is credited on All Of The Lights, one of the best Kanye songs of all time, of My Beautiful dark twisted fantasy, his masterpiece.

http://genius.com/83925

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Beautiful_Dark_Twisted_Fantasy#Musicians

>>61618860
>all of the lights
>good

nigga thats easily in his bottom 5 songs

>>61619192
Literally his best pop-hop seconding Stronger.

>>61614856
his fans are idiots

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>EATIN ASIAN PUSSY ALL I NEED WAS SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE

>>61619236
they're folling Yeezy path.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

Even, Portishead drummer don't like him no more.

https://twitter.com/jetfury/status/685545495436091396

its sad. #triphop #bristolGods

>>61619259
He's nobody compared to Kanye though, nobody knows this fella

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My favorite kanye lyrics is literally the "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh" from I'm a Allah from Yeezus.

>>61619276
LMFAO....
Don't disrespect a great instrumentist and trip hop legend fa

Back in my mind I'm like damn, no way
Translate español
No way Jose

Yeezy yeezy yeezy just jumped over jumpman

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>I sent this bitch a picture of mah dick, I don't know what it is with females but I'm not too good at that shit

Do anybody feel bad for Bill Cosby?
Did he forget the names just like Steve Harvey? (Yo!)

"I got a right to be a little bit snobbish
I did a lil bit of college
Semesters, it took two like Rob Base"

>>61615671
i've never understood why people like this line so much. what makes it so great?

>>61619671
its funny
you know because michael jackson bleached his skin

>>61619241
should be an album cover

I WALKED IN THE CRIB

GOT TWO KIDS. AND MY BABY MOMMA LATE

(UH OH UH OH UH OH)

SO I HAD TO DID. WHAT I HAD TO DID. JUST SO I COULD MAKE

(DOE OH DOE OH DOE OH)

>>61619530
http://www.sbfl.news/yeezer

I enjoyed this, thanks anon

>>61611419
"I want to fuck you hard in the sink.
After that give you something to drink."

Killin' y'all niggas on that lyrical shit
Mayonnaise-colored Benz, I push Miracle Whips

I told Jay I did a song with Coldplay
Next thing I know he got a song with Coldplay

>no african american express

baka desu senpai

>>61611419

>you would see him on TV, any given Sunday
>win the super bowl and drive off in a Hyundai

I'm living in the 21st century
Doing something mean to it
Doing it better than anybody ever seen do it
Screams from the haters got a nice ring to it
I guess every super hero needs his theme music

>>61619822

He didn't bleach his skin...

>>61616611
Last call definitely has the best Ye lines

"Oh my god is that a black card?/ I turn around and reply why yes but I prefer the term african american express"

>>61612114
>my grandad, he skrong

>that's where i get my confidence from

>>61617681
fuckin love this one. i listen to this song just for this one section.

so cold and hilarious

>>61614614
LOL KTT

>>61617804
^^

I took a shot of cocaine and shot my woman down

>>61617798
>>61611678

these ones are actually non-ironically great

he has a lot of retarded lines but he also has some god-tier verses on TCD and LR

ROBOCOP xD :P

And you ain't finna see a
Mogul get emotional
Every time I hear bout other niggas is strokin' you
Lying, say I hit you, he sitting there consoling you
Running my name through the mud, who's provoking you?
You should be grateful a nigga like me ever noticed you
Now you noticeable and can't nobody get control of you
1AM and can't nobody get a hold of you
I'm calling your brother's phone like what was I supposed to do?
Even though I knew, he never told the truth
He was just gon' say whatever that you told him to
At a certain point I had to stop asking questions
Y'all got dirt on each other like mud wrestlers
I heard he bought some coke with my money
That ain't right girl
You getting blackmailed for that white girl
You always said, "Yeezy, I ain't your right girl"
You'll probably find one of them "I like art"-type girls
All of the lights, she-was-caught-in-the-hype girl
And I was satisfied being in love with the lie
Now who to blame, you to blame, me to blame
For the pain and it poured every time when it rained
Let's play the blame game

coke on her black skin made a stripe like a zebra, i call that jungle fever

still his best line

>Now tell me that ain't insecurr

>>61624713
The concept of school seems so secure
Sophomore, three yurrs, ain't picked a carurr
She like, fuck it, I'll just stay down here and do hair
Cause that's enough money to buy her a few pairs of new Airs
Cause her baby-daddy don't really care
She's so precious with the peer pressure
Couldn't afford a car so she named her daughter Alexis

GET THIS BITCH SHAKIN' LIKE PARKINSON'S

People never get the flowers when they can still smell em

top40 garbage for hipsters

>>61625592

>hipsters
>top 40

pick one

>>61625645
p4k approved top40 garbage for drones

>>61618860

holy shit do you ever shut the fuck up about drake? please kill yourself.

>>61625671

why does p4k-approved = bad to you? most /mu/core is p4k-approved

>nice as bun b when i met him at the source awards
>girl he had with him, ass coulda won the horse awards

i always find this line hilarious

Bars from bound 2 really
>have you ask your bitch for other bitchesss

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>>61626391
i think his music is bad, yes, but not because it's p4k approved. the way some people add top40 to their library seems like such a desperate way to feel better about yourself because you enjoy both underground and mainstream. it's fine to have an eclectic taste in music but it comes off forced on here rather than genuine.

>I'm going to listen to underground to be unique.
>I don't feel unique among this crowd
>I'll mix in some mainstream
>But how do I know which artists will not make me seem like a pleb
>popular artist gets good review on p4k
>Ah, thank you for letting me know
I don't think everyone is like that or insincere but some people are impressionable as fuck.

>I'ma open up a store for aspirin' MCs. Won't sell 'em no dreams but the inspiration is free

WHEN I PARK THE RANGE ROVER
SLIGHTLY SCRATCH YOUR COROLLA
OKAY I SMASH YOUR COROLLA

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>I choke a south park writer with a fish stick.

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>>61611678

still his best song, shit is so pure and honest

>>61617806
Nah you have what's known as an opinion

>>61611419
Quality writing right there

>>61626942
whoever posted that is insecure as fuck jesus christ.

Yeezy Yeezy Yeezy just jumped over jumpman.

>>61619241
c r e a m y

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OP of >>61626942
is either a pretentious asshole who cant have fun listening to music or is a total fucking loser.

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>>61630213
baka pic is taking shots at people like this

what would you do for a Klondike?
Or two dykes that look Christina Milian like
Hmmm, I'll be on time for that
I ain't thought of no line that could rhyme with that
Yo, I'll be there in five minutes, five hours later
I'll be there in five minutes

So deep

>put the pussy in a sarcophagus

Somebody help

>>61617707
Fuck, I've never heard this. Been listening to this on repeat and shed a few tears. Thanks anon. this is beautiful

HURRY DAFUGUP WIMMAI DAYYYYYM QUASSONCE

>>61630528
Oh god. This is disgusting....

>>61618860
My boy drizzy