ITT: Weird/confusing/akward rap lyrics
>If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
>I've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
What did he mean by this? Why does he say this to his son? And is the bitch he's referring to the mother of the son?
>I'm like fuck critics, you can kiss my whole asshole
>If you don't like my lyrics, you can press fast forward
Is his asshole abnormally large? Do other people only kiss half his asshole? And if you don't like his lyrics, why press fast forward? Unless you're listening to his music on a casette. You're probably not going to fast forward. You would probably just turn it off. Or not even listening to it in the first place.
>I bang cock in Bangkok
So he's saying that he's fucking men? I've always thought hiphop was a homophobic genre. Ludacris was pretty fucking brave for his time.