How do I become the next Mac Demarco?

OP here, forgot to say: "he's got it all. life goals desu "

you also have to be an unfortunate-looking trailer hick, so it's not worth it

Apparently have a pr firm buy you a BNM.

>>61551501

Yeah but you get to titty fuck that gf of his.

You could also just be in the band or part of their circle to get to do that too though.

>>61551522
can I anally fuck her instead, anon?

>>61551517
he deserved it. still play salad days once a week

Try to sound like pavement as much as possible

>>61551623
>actually listens to mac da meme co

You meme the macro and marco polo the black pole in your corn fed corn hole

>>61551486
Be a trust fund kid with unlimited leisure time and money like Mac.

>>61551822
fire anon

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>>61551822

Fuck the mac haters. I luv this guy.
1. Go easy
2. Viceroy
3. Lonely shredder

top 3 songs I imoatm

>> 61551832
this

>come to montreal its cheap
>attend pop shows
>spend money on drugs for u and ur homies
>generally be a chill dude
>make descent music
>tour a bunch

if ur family will support u financially ur set

>>61551486
>be white
>be "ugly cute" alla Michael Cera style to get all the indie girls wet
>dress hipsterish/like a first world hobo
>be a generic douchebag playing a guitar

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>be the son of a porn star that fucks big tittied women constantly
>diddle around on a guitar and become super popular while living off of dad's porn star money

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>Career spanning 28 years
>13 Albums

There's no way that even half of them are good, but where to start and stop

>>61553480

Stop right now

>>61551486
you forgot
>get cucked