You have 10 seconds to be as burger records as possible.

>as burger
Heheh. Heh.

stop spamming this

sage

>viral marketing
Fuck off with your shit tier label.

i'm glad this diy label exists to help artists like me thrive in a male-dominated industry.

>>53646906
>>53646909
k u caught us sory dudes :(

i love the garden

not joking btw they are great

LMAO I WALKED DOWN FOURTH STREET IN SANTA ANA I'M CULTURED AF

dude cassettes lmao

>>53646973
yeah, the garden fucking rules. puzzle and enjoy too. didn't know that they were on burger :(

>>53647088
oh you listen to their solo stuff too? i love it

i think going to see the garden live this week so i've been listening to their music a lot

have you seen the new twinheads doc about them? its great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsWcQDuRTDU

>>53646973
>>53647088
>>53647172

all me btw

lol weed

>>53647228
>lol pizza and weed
fixed

I am the lead singer and guitarist of the surf-punk band The Aquadolls. The music I play is loud and aggressive. When we have concerts, the crowd is expecting an exciting show, and I make sure that they get what they came for. I dominate the stage when I perform. When I sing, I am strong and my voice becomes an empowering scream that feels so great to let out. I run back and forth across the stage, engaging with anyone who is lucky enough for me to make eye contact with. I put my foot up on the speakers and play my guitar as hard as I can, chipping my nail polish on the strings and staining the microphone with my lipstick.

>>53647284
>this whole post
oh my god she sucks, i don't even have to listen to their music to know that

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>>53647172
i haven't seen the doc but they're great live. i'll watch that now.

fletcher pisses me off because of how prolific he is. i get jealous.

>>53647434
yeah i watched an enjoy live show and it was great, i would enjoy going to see enjoy much more but i still love the garden

i wish wyatt used real drums because the tracks come out much better with fletcher on drums

i know what you mean, i don't know how the dude can pump out so much music

HI WE ARE BURGER RECORDS AND WE SELL PSYCHEDELIC / POP / PUNK CASSETTES WITH LOTS OF REVERB. WE HAVE PUT OUT OVER 600 BANDS BECAUSE WE DONT CARE IF OUR COUSINS WOULD START AN LGBT-SURFPUNK BAND OR THAT MY GRANDMA WOULD MAKE A SPOKEN WORD RECORD. WE PRETEND TO BE VERY POOR BUT IN REALITY WE MAKE LOADS A' DOSH OFF OF EDGY CRUST-PUNK TEENS WITH LOCAL BAND PATCHES WHO VISIT OUR STORE I HOPE YOU HAVE GREAT TIME WITH YOUR WASHED OUT RECORDS

>>53647412
>does anybody want a bart simpson stick and poke?

god that one killed me

>>53647746
why.
is that not punk as heck?

someone pass the drugs lol
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>>53647810
what is this supposed to be? bart simpson

>>53647855
yea

>>53647888
nice

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please copy paste this into every thread

i smoke weed, love pizza, and only listen to stuff if its indie!! that makes me cool right?

bro that is so dope! Yeah I follow Joe Rogan on twitter and listen to 3rd eye binaurial beats!

BRO WEED PIZZA IS LIKE MY FAVORITE BAND

>>53647806
yeah i mean its recognisable ;)

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I love twin peaks!

vinyl girl fo life! check out my tumblr!

i sure hope i pass my math test tomorrow!

burger records rankings
1. weed pizza
2. james and the autists
3. ILUVREVB
4. coach potato
5. the shitheads

>>53647412
this is the best one of these

rad vibes pizza dank weed, man

Oh, your band is signed to Burger? You must have a band.

fuck off kevin

>>53646923
literally fuck off

I have a fuck ton of cassettes with shitty j cards

>>53647412
>i know

>>53647688
most accurate

Weezer

GTA V satirizes the whole burger records stereotype if you ever listen to vinewood boulevard intermissions

typical conversation at a burger show
>OH MY GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A BABE!
>hey, can I bum a stog?
>dude, Mac DeMarco is such a babe
>I bought some simpsons VHS tapes yesterday!
>That Twin Peaks/Beyonce mash-up shirt is EVERYTHING!
>guys, no hotboxing my mom's minivan, okay?