>Flying Lotus >can't fly

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>John Balance

>dies falling off stairs

>Burial

>isn't dead

>Big L

>manlet

>James Brown

>black

>>53191333
Haha, Sleazy mentionned this at Jhon's funeral.

>>53191140
>also is not a lotus

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>the mummies
>not entombed pharoahs

>i wrote haiku about cannibalism in your yearbook
>probably didn't

>Metallica
>not even a metal band

>Tyler the Creator
>talentless hack who can't create

>neutral milk hotel

>anything but

>Neutral Milk Hotel
>is actually a motel

>the mountain goats
>not mountain goats

>Art Blakey

>Jazz musician

>>53191522
wat

>Animal Collective
>people

>>53191444
sauce?

>snopp dogg
>human

>New Order
>formed in fucking 1980

>outkast

>popular

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>Dead
>dead

>The Zombies
>still alive

>>53191571
>tyler the creator
>creates beats, album art and music videos as well as rapping.

sounds about right

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>kanye west
>is facing the east

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>>53191652
here I have created a comparitive image, this highly scientific piece of data shows that flying lotus is in fact not a lotus

>boris
>not russian

>>53191431
When the homie you always roast on die and you go to his funeral with some more heat

>Aphex twin

>Only child

>Electric Wizard
>Literally nobody in the band knows any magic

>Brand New
>Haven't released anything in six years

>Animal Collective
>They are...a collective of animals making music....

>>53191903
By creating he means actually being creative. Anybody make beats abd release shit, doesn't mean you're "creating" anything new, though.

>>53191631
people are animals

>>53191926
you can't tell that from a picture
>hurr durr east means right
I bet you think south is down too, back to le reddit

>>53191631
man is the real animal

>>53191140
>Hot memes

not hot

>>53192120
but what if he's a lotus... in his mind.

>>53192752
he was a twin in the womb but the other died

>>53192839
well, not anyone can make art and beats and raps and songs and videos, fewer people can do it in an original way, and tyler can and does and it is definitely "creating" something new unless you're being like reaally fucking existential because you can't destroy matter and all literature is derived from literature and all that jazz but like yeah tyler has created a fuckton

>david bowie

>doesn't even mark the path boths can take

>swans
>aren't actual swans

>the knife
>isn't an actual knife

>talk talk
>he sings

>>53192870
????

not that guy but why so salty? please don't post again

>>53193064
>>talk talk
>>he sings

>D'Angelo
>not the nephew of Avon Barksdale

>The Stooges

>neither Larry, Moe, nor Curly are in the band

>>53192752
He has two sisters.

>St. Vincent
>hasn't been canonized

>>53191507
jokes on him in my country they don't even make yearbooks,,,

>>53191140
>the doors
>no doors

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>>53192839
bitter whiteboy detected.

stay poor friendo.

>>53193138
yo shorty

>slipknot
>zero knot tying advice

>red hot chili peppers
>people

chance the rapper> dosen't have a chance

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>batfinks
>not a bat

>>53192864
damn...

>joy division
>lead singer killed himself after suffering depression

>Mac Demarco
>Vernor Winfield McBriare III
>or some shit like that