Microgenre 2: Post-Funk Avant-Baloo

These threads are always shit.
Swampgaze

>>52251976
By shit do you mean shit but also fun

because in that case yes

Skeleton Pop

>>52252047
yes that's what I meant.

Lakeindustrial

consolidated grime

glam drone

>>52252047
>skeleton pop
Holy shit rolling

okay, how's about spermbop?

Smooth Nativity

>>52252047
aka Fiona Apple?

post-rap

vaudegaze

>>52252123
If I was drinking I would have spit it out

TheFakeAudienceSoundLowQualityRappersStartSongsWith-core (we can come up with a better name)

i got an awesome idea for a microgenre!

okay so we take old soul records from the 60s, sample the drum fills, chop them up into each individual drum hit, then rearrange that into new tracks!

i want to call it fillwave.

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JafaR&B

poké-core
hardcore punk with pokemon based lyrics

>>52252155
fuck

>>52251961
fuck off dude, this is how the oceangrunge spam started

Fastcore

>>52252155
>fillwave
>>52252177
>fuck

Acid Rain

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post-avant jazzcore

>>52252197
reroll

pixarphonics

>>52251976
Ahh I live in Florida, I'll write, record and bring /mu/ some swampgaze soon.

Bald rock

>>52252177
how would the genre "fuck" sound like, guys?

>>52252221
shit

rolling for dreamjazz

dinkpop
pop music made by sampling infomercials on QBC with heavy emphasis on using old casio keyboards with heavy reverb (of course)

dink = duel income no kids. this allows the couple to purchase anything they want from QBC commercials. the toy keyboards with heavy reverb symbolize the children they will never have as the song is fueled and driven by the infomercials. it's essentially dissecting the modern day notion of not having kids (as this is becoming more popular amongst 30-somethings) and contextualizing the collapse of the prototypical american family.

>>52252155
doesn't count because it's dumb.

>>52252155
I can get on board with this as long as it's really shitty but marketed as breakcore
>>52252177
We can have a lot of fun with this

One more, guys

REMEMBER GODHAZE
YEAH THAT WAS SUCH A GREAT AND INTERESTING IDEA
AS EXPECTED FROM THE TRIPFAGS OF /MU/, THE TRUE PATRONS OF INTERNET CULTURE
FUCK ME

>>52252244
oh boy

Tell you what, pickings are slim so let's add two more. TWO MORE GENRES

Skeleton Pop again

banana blues

>>52252260
Ad Hominem-wave, I like it!

ghost impressionism

nwogmo

youtubegaze

finding obscure youtube videos with less than 1000 views and sampling bits and pieces to make something that basically rips of actress's ghettoville.

>>52252283
That wasn't an ad hominem
That wasn't even an argument, I was just bitching about the last washed up microgenre, geez

>>52252300
bonus: you have to send the tracks to the youtuber once you're done thus tearing down the barrier between artist and vehicle.

>>52252298
R-ROLL

>>52252300
oi m8 ur avin a laff

>>52252304
You were using the fact that I'm a trip in your complaint about the music thought
I don't mind though, Godhaze did suck especially once Poseidon got involved

At least it sort of killed him

>>52252300
YES

>>52252322
what the fuck is nwogmo you piece of shit

>>52252319
and the audio must be the same length as the source video so there's an immediate music video

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Daily reminder that Sportswave was the best /mu/crogenre.

>>52252333
That's for us to discover.

>>52252336
now you're getting youtubegaze.

all source material at your disposal. and the fact that obscure youtube videos are sincere (just posts made by regular folks) it's truly mirroring the culture that created the track.

>>52252333
New wave of genetically modified organisms
NWOGMO imagines the music after the last great war, mutant tribes gathering for ritual performances

>>52252244
>QBC
i think i meant QVC lmao

>>52252244
you are dumb

>>52252246
what is breakcore

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ALRIGHT, MY FRIENDS
http://strawpoll.me/3231113
HELP US DECIDE OUR FATE

>>52252397
youtubegaze is gonna win just cause its the most fleshed out at this point

>>52252409
>most fleshed out
>not fuck

>>52252367
It's a take on nwobh and gmo
duh

>>52252409
It's what I voted for for sure

Fuck could be interesting though. The joke could be whenever someone says anything about it we could say it's different

>>52252429
same with nwogmo tbh

>>52252429
whatever happened to godhaze?!

:(

Alright, I think the Youtubegaze is clearly going to win. Let's throw some ideas around

I think we should come up with a list of search terms for youtube to sort by latest, but we get to pick the videos. My submission is "my daughter's epic fail"

no one got my joke that all these genres are just slight variations of things that already exist :(

>>52252465
Poseidon and people who wanted to make more shitty ambient

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>>52252474
no

>>52252506
honestly, fuck should just be discredited.

>>52252483
>i was only pretending to be retarded

>>52252474
"family reunion 1996"

>>52252474
found a great one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC_4f-lRyCo

>>52252506
oh no

>>52252474
This is my favorite way of finding weird youtube shit

https://www.youtube.com/results?lclk=hour&filters=short%2Chour&search_query=cool

>>52252553
Youtubegaze is intrusive
alot of videos
like the one you posted here
are most likely not meant
for a larger audience
but to just be sent among friends
Also as a genre it should probably have more direction aesthetically
instead of just guidelines of how it's created

Haven't listened to Ghettoville, but have another video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGYRgVCIk_E

>>52252641
intrusiveness could be the direction
taking normal people's lives and using them for your own personal amusement and the amusement of your internet peers on a cambodian printing enthusiast forum
hell, it could even be that we're taking their mediocre videos that they shared with their peers and creating mediocre music that we'll share with our peers

>>52252776
but vaporwaves all ready been done